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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #3300 on: September 03, 2010, 11:39:26 AM »
Carpet guy got here at 7:30 am!  :o
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« Reply #3301 on: September 03, 2010, 11:41:18 AM »
did you have your "pissed face" on??  or were you happy?

Everytime something like that happens (cancellations and shit) I always try to have my pissed face on but usually the people making it up to me are so fucking nice and apologetic that it just goes away and I feel bad for trying to be a dick.

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« Reply #3302 on: September 03, 2010, 11:47:17 AM »
did you have your "pissed face" on??  or were you happy?

Everytime something like that happens (cancellations and shit) I always try to have my pissed face on but usually the people making it up to me are so fucking nice and apologetic that it just goes away and I feel bad for trying to be a dick.

The installer is this really nice soft spoken guy in his 40s/50s. He's not the one who fucked up. The guy who did fuck up called my wife yesterday to let her know the install time and took ZERO RESPONSIBILITY for not putting in a work order originally.

Pottery Barn dropped off the media console. Picking up the leather sectional later today, then putting in base boards and setting up the TV!
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« Reply #3303 on: September 03, 2010, 11:47:58 AM »
you're posting pics afterward, right???

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« Reply #3304 on: September 03, 2010, 11:50:24 AM »
you're posting pics afterward, right???

I will, but my camera's battery is dead and I cannot for the life of me find the battery charger. Gonna see if I can get one at Best Buy today.

Also, we're not totally done, we still have to install door framing, put shelves in the pantry and tile the bathroom this weekend.
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« Reply #3305 on: September 03, 2010, 11:59:47 AM »
That's not bad.  The goodies will be done though.  Nerdgasms ahoy I'm sure.

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« Reply #3306 on: September 03, 2010, 12:01:05 PM »
The bathroom is gonna be a lot of work. Subway tile 54 inches up in the main area, a completely tiled shower and hexagonal floor tiles.
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« Reply #3307 on: September 03, 2010, 03:19:57 PM »
Good free virus programs?

I use malwarebytes.
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« Reply #3308 on: September 03, 2010, 03:30:37 PM »
The bathroom is gonna be a lot of work. Subway tile 54 inches up in the main area, a completely tiled shower and hexagonal floor tiles.

ffffuuuuuu That's a lot of tile....  :-\

I'm so obnoxiously detail-oriented that I like doing tile (except for being completely uncomfortable doing floor work). Saves so much money if you can do it yourself though.
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« Reply #3309 on: September 03, 2010, 03:39:29 PM »
The bathroom is gonna be a lot of work. Subway tile 54 inches up in the main area, a completely tiled shower and hexagonal floor tiles.

ffffuuuuuu That's a lot of tile....  :-\

I'm so obnoxiously detail-oriented that I like doing tile (except for being completely uncomfortable doing floor work).[\b]

You're really terrible at being a woman.

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« Reply #3310 on: September 03, 2010, 04:04:33 PM »
So for the law folks here, I think you'll be fine for the bar.  In my bar class we looked at a "passing answer" to an essay and it was  :lol
The essay asked 2 questions.  The guy didn't even answer one of them!  And the other one was pretty messy/assed and missing stuff with weak formatting.

If that dude can pass, then anyone who posts on this forum can.  The level of intelligence here is higher, no question.

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« Reply #3311 on: September 03, 2010, 08:49:45 PM »
Good free virus programs?

I use malwarebytes.

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« Reply #3312 on: September 03, 2010, 10:29:23 PM »
The bathroom is gonna be a lot of work. Subway tile 54 inches up in the main area, a completely tiled shower and hexagonal floor tiles.

ffffuuuuuu That's a lot of tile....  :-\

I'm so obnoxiously detail-oriented that I like doing tile (except for being completely uncomfortable doing floor work).[\b]

You're really terrible at being a woman.

Because you know so much about women. :teehee
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« Reply #3313 on: September 04, 2010, 12:54:39 AM »
tonight was AMAZING  :o 8)
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« Reply #3314 on: September 04, 2010, 01:07:03 AM »
A GIRL LIKES ME  :o
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« Reply #3315 on: September 04, 2010, 01:11:33 AM »
 :lol
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« Reply #3316 on: September 04, 2010, 01:14:41 AM »
 :'(
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« Reply #3317 on: September 04, 2010, 02:03:51 AM »
i remember the last time that happened
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« Reply #3318 on: September 04, 2010, 02:08:56 AM »
 :'( :'( :'(
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« Reply #3319 on: September 04, 2010, 02:11:26 AM »
Don't show her those comic strips.
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« Reply #3320 on: September 04, 2010, 02:16:47 AM »
pfft, not like I wrote them
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« Reply #3321 on: September 04, 2010, 02:17:44 AM »
At least if you wrote them, you'd get a sympathy fuck.

Take that back, show her the comic strips and tell her you wrote them.
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« Reply #3322 on: September 04, 2010, 02:20:46 AM »
could just show her mah dick
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« Reply #3323 on: September 04, 2010, 02:22:34 AM »
Sympathy fucks don't work for that.
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« Reply #3324 on: September 04, 2010, 02:30:38 AM »
What if it's really small?
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« Reply #3325 on: September 04, 2010, 02:32:18 AM »
it's not :smug
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« Reply #3326 on: September 04, 2010, 02:44:53 AM »
What if it's really small?

No girl would sympathy-fuck a guy for having a small dick. They might have sex with him, but not solely because she feels bad for him for having such a minute penis.


BN, does your dick have it's own scarf? Make sure your dickscarf is shorter than your actual dick. You don't want any competition so close.
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« Reply #3327 on: September 04, 2010, 02:51:08 AM »
now why would anyone cover their dicks in a scarf?  you're being illogical, lennedsay
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« Reply #3328 on: September 04, 2010, 03:18:03 AM »
Extra warmth.  All Canadians do it when it's 40 below.

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« Reply #3329 on: September 04, 2010, 03:52:46 AM »
now why would anyone cover their dicks in a scarf?  you're being illogical, lennedsay

ladies love scarves

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« Reply #3330 on: September 04, 2010, 04:11:07 AM »
pretty sure the only scarf penises here are Willco and Jinfash's :teehee
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« Reply #3331 on: September 04, 2010, 04:30:40 AM »
:lol

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« Reply #3332 on: September 04, 2010, 04:58:41 AM »
pretty sure the only scarf penises here are Willco and Jinfash's :teehee

Don't forget the euro's!
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« Reply #3333 on: September 04, 2010, 08:40:06 AM »
Delete anyone who has a scarved wang. They do not belong here with our superior penors. Plus that is disgusting EW
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« Reply #3334 on: September 04, 2010, 11:12:08 AM »
So I downloaded P90X to see what it was all about, because quite a few of my friends have been using it and getting great results.

You know what makes me  :lol?  Finding out I'm too goddamned fat to do P90X.  I checked the minimum requirements for doing the program, and the only one I passed was being able to get a resting heart-rate in the morning (because that's all they ask you to do).

FML.
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« Reply #3335 on: September 04, 2010, 11:39:38 AM »
Went to the doctor's to get checked out with my accident.  I've been given few restrictions and should be able to be 100% in just a few days.  I was hoping to score some pain meds but I guess my injuries were not serious enough.

TL;DR Don't have me call to get your credit card APR rates lowered. FAIL.

I had my rates lowered and credit limits expanded in 2009.  I assumed I was able to get away with it because of my credit score and the income I was bringing in.  Although I usually just pay off the balance each month, which makes me a deadbeat in their eyes.  Maybe they assumed I was going to go buck wild with my credit cards and max them out.
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« Reply #3336 on: September 04, 2010, 12:00:46 PM »
My brother is getting married this weekend.  About time; he's been with his girlfriend for so long and they've been living together (and bought a house together) for a couple of years now.

Last night was his bachelor party.  We went to a Pho restaurant and then off to the Pink Pony.  I'd actually never been to a strip club before.  The place was a bit cleaner than I expected and most of the girls dancing/giving shots were pretty friendly.  I kept getting this  :o look when I told them I'd never been there before.  Is it that weird?   :lol  One stripper harassed me when she walked by and a glanced over and then turned back around...she was like "WHAT?!  WHY YOU JUST PEEKING AT ME AND NOT LOOKING?!" and then went on how I should have tipped her.  She was just walking by and didn't do anything.  And she was a nasty ho-bag.

I don't drink, so I bought one way overpriced bottle of water and got a few lap dances.  I found it amusing that I was able to carry on a conversation with these girls while they did their thing and they didn't miss a beat.  One of them told me that most of the guys that come to these places aren't single and are married.  There were a lot of women watching too.  Only really a few of the creepy old dude types were around that looked like they lived there after work.  We all chipped in to get my brother some time in the VIP room and took turns buying him shots and lap dances.  I'd never seen my brother drunk before so that was interesting, but he was doing fine.  It was my cousin I was worried about.  He was totally fucked up and almost got into a fight with some asshole sitting next to him, but in the end nothing happened. 

Somehow the word got around that we all went to the strip club.  I don't see what the big deal is but at the end of the night, my brother said "don't tell mom, okay?" And I just looked at him, laughed, and said "Dude, everybody knows we went out here tonight.  EVERYBODY.  Even Grandpa."   :lol
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« Reply #3337 on: September 04, 2010, 12:04:17 PM »
Uh... Wilco is a Jew and Jinfash is a Muslim, ergo their penises would be unscarved. 

it was like 4am, don't blame me
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« Reply #3338 on: September 04, 2010, 12:05:20 PM »
Yep, lots of married men go to strip clubs. Just how it is when your life is in ruins thanks to your wife...
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« Reply #3339 on: September 04, 2010, 12:38:53 PM »
Played some vidya and tested a couple Blu-rays on the new HDTV in the basement. The one we have in the living room on the main floor is an old Samsung 26" 1080i set... moving up to a Sony Bravia 46" 1080p was  :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
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« Reply #3340 on: September 04, 2010, 01:03:10 PM »
new fetish:

late 20-early 30 new single moms. without their children.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #3341 on: September 04, 2010, 01:19:53 PM »
now why would anyone cover their dicks in a scarf?  you're being illogical, lennedsay

Hipsters, duh.  ::)

TL;DR Don't have me call to get your credit card APR rates lowered. FAIL.

I had my rates lowered and credit limits expanded in 2009.  I assumed I was able to get away with it because of my credit score and the income I was bringing in.  Although I usually just pay off the balance each month, which makes me a deadbeat in their eyes.  Maybe they assumed I was going to go buck wild with my credit cards and max them out.

I think part of the problem is the new legislation that was passed where they can't raise people's APR until they're late by 60 days and what not. Once all that settles down, and they find all the loopholes (assholes), they'll probably ease up a bit.
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« Reply #3342 on: September 04, 2010, 03:01:08 PM »
Yep, lots of married men go to strip clubs. Just how it is when your life is in ruins thanks to your wife...

Alright Evilore.
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« Reply #3343 on: September 04, 2010, 03:02:23 PM »
Can't argue with statistics man. Malek's got my back.
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« Reply #3344 on: September 04, 2010, 03:58:23 PM »
EAR PIMPLES ARE THE WORST THING
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« Reply #3345 on: September 04, 2010, 06:12:19 PM »
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« Reply #3346 on: September 04, 2010, 06:14:28 PM »
The first of the new roommates moving in today. Think I'm going to head to the beach so I don't get in the way of moving stuff.

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« Reply #3347 on: September 04, 2010, 09:02:48 PM »
sorry wrath

Help me out here.

Can you go to a block party thats for a block that you don't live on?

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« Reply #3348 on: September 04, 2010, 09:22:01 PM »
Sure.
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« Reply #3349 on: September 04, 2010, 09:47:19 PM »
Can you go to wedding that you weren't invited to and don't know anyone at? Yes!
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« Reply #3350 on: September 04, 2010, 10:48:19 PM »
Seems I got there too late. The entire block smells of cheap beer and there's a cover band doing Sublime.

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« Reply #3351 on: September 04, 2010, 11:20:58 PM »
Reverse cowgirl

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« Reply #3352 on: September 04, 2010, 11:21:26 PM »
Fucking iphone

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« Reply #3353 on: September 04, 2010, 11:26:34 PM »
Does verizon still do unlimited data plans?

AT&T's unlimited data plan is 30 a month.

How much is Verizon's? I google "Verizon unlimited data plan" and only get results pertaining to "verizon to kill unlimited data plan?!?!"
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« Reply #3354 on: September 04, 2010, 11:31:02 PM »
at&t doesn't hve an unlimited plan anymore.  its either 15 for 200 or 250 megs, or 25 for 2 gigs.
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« Reply #3355 on: September 04, 2010, 11:31:47 PM »
is 2 gigs nearly enough for texts? Its certainly not enough for web.
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« Reply #3356 on: September 04, 2010, 11:33:24 PM »
it's plenty unless you have pandora on all the fucking time

or just use a wifi network.
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« Reply #3357 on: September 04, 2010, 11:35:29 PM »
So it's enough for web AND texts, huh?


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« Reply #3358 on: September 04, 2010, 11:41:19 PM »
Brandnew, if a girl likes you, just ask her if you wanna hang out, and when it gets good, ask her if she wants to go to your room. If she truly likes you, she'll be looking at you. When the moment escalates, you'll (and this is dependent on whether she likes you or not) look at her in the eyes. Stare into those eyes, DON'T BLINK. Then sit next to her, and scoot closer and closer. She wants to KISS. Caress her cheek then and then go for the kill.

Use breath mints and thank me later.
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« Reply #3359 on: September 04, 2010, 11:45:31 PM »
yeah, before you ask I'm tipsy
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