I was expecting a smoke report like this:
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PHYSICAL EXAMINATION
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1. __[10]__ Visual Appeal
Rate the visual appeal of the buds from 1-10 unappealing-excellent.
2. __[10]__ Visible Trichomes
Rate the visible trichome content from 1-10 none-totally covered.
3. Use an X to indicate the colors that are present in the trichome
heads under magnification or list the percentages of each color for
a more precise report. Leave these fields blank if you do not have
a powerful magnifier.
Clear []
Cloudy [50]
Amber [50]
Dark []
4. Mark with X the colors that are present in the buds or for a more
detailed color analysis rate presence on a scale 1-9 light-dark.
Brown
Green
Gold
Blue []
Grey []
White []
Red
Rust []
Orange []
Purple []
Black []
5. __[6]__ Bud density
Rate the bud density from 1-10 airy-dense. For samples that are
not in their natural state leave this field blank.
6. Use numbers 1-9 on descriptors that apply to the aroma of freshly
broken bud where a one indicates a subtle presence and 9 indicates
a pronounced presence. Delete the existing space when marking a
descriptor in order to maintain the columns in alignment.
Ammonia [ ] Earthy
Berry [ ] Floral [ ] Mango [ ] Pepper [ ]
Blueberry [ ] Fruit
Bubblegum [ ] Grape [ ] Melon [ ] Pine [ ]
Cedar [ ] Grapefruit[ ] Menthol [ ] Pineapple [ ]
Cherry [ ] Grass/Hay [ ] Mint [ ] Rotten [ ]
Chocolate [ ] Hash
Citrus [ ] Iron/Rust [ ] Musk [ ] Spice x ]
Coconut [ ] Leather [ ] Nutmeg [ ] Strawberry[ ]
Coffee [ ] Lemon [ ] Orange [ ] Vanilla x ]
7. __[10]__ Aroma
Rate the aroma from 1-10 repulsive-delightful. Use freshly crumbled
bud for best results.
8. __[0]__ Seed content
Rate seed content from 0-10 none-fully seeded.
9. __[3]__ Weeks cured
If known enter the number of weeks your sample has been cured.
If desired repeat SSR after an additional two weeks of curing.
PHYSICAL EXAMINATION COMMENTS:
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THE SMOKE TEST
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Address these questions while smoking.
1. Please use a clean instrument for the evaluation. Enter information
below that will identify the instrument as follows:
Water pipe (enter bong, hooka, bubbler etc)
Vaporizer (enter the brand name)
Pipe (size-type, ie medium-glass)
Joint (enter brand of papers)
Other (specify)
Water pipe []
Vaporizer []
Pipe []
Joint
Other []
2. Use numbers 1-9 on descriptors that apply to the taste where a one
indicates a subtle presence and a nine indicates a very pronounced
presence. Delete the existing space when marking a descriptor in
order to maintain the columns in alignment.
Ammonia [ ] Earthy
Berry [ ] Floral [ ] Mango [ ] Pepper x ]
Blueberry [ ] Fruit [ ] Meat [ ] Petroleum [ ]
Bubblegum [ ] Grape [ ] Melon [ ] Pine [ ]
Cedar [ ] Grapefruit[ ] Menthol [ ] Pineapple [ ]
Cherry [ ] Grass/Hay [ ] Mint [ ] Rotten [ ]
Chocolate [ ] Hash
Citrus [ ] Honey [ ] Musk [ ] Spice [ ]
Coconut [ ] Leather [ ] Nutmeg [ ] Strawberry[ ]
Coffee [ ] Lemon [ ] Orange [ ] Vanilla x ]
If appropriate return to this question after 5-10 minutes and mark
with X any unmarked descriptors for lingering aftertaste.
3. __[10]__ Taste
Rate your impression of the taste from 1-10 unpleasant-delicious.
4. __[5]__ State of dryness
Rate the dryness of the bud from 1-10 wet-dry where 5 is ideal.
5. __[10]__ Smoke ability
Rate the smoke ability of the sample from 1-10 harsh-smooth.
6. __[9]__ Smoke expansion
Rate how the smoke expands in the lungs from 1-10 stable-explodes.
SMOKE TEST COMMENTS: smooth and flavourful,juicy on the palate,incense aroma thick and pungent...
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FOLLOW UP QUESTIONS
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Address final questions immediately after effects have worn off.
1. __[2-3]__ Dosage
Enter the number of hits taken to reach desired effects.
2. __[1]__ Effect onset
Rate how quickly the effect hit from 1-10 immediate-major creeper.
3. __[10]__ Sativa influence
Rate the sativa influence detected from 0-10 none-extreme. Sativa
influence is best described as a clear and energetic mental effect.
4. __[10]__ Indica influence
Rate the indica influence detected from 0-10 none-extreme. Indica
influence is best described as a sedative, lethargic or numbing
effect that affects the body.
5. __[10]__ Potency
Rate the potency of the sample from 0-10 none-devastating.
6. __[3-4]__ Duration
Indicate the number of hours the effects lasted.
7. __[0]__ Tolerance build up
Rate how quickly tolerance builds from 0-10 none-rapid. Leave this
field blank if you have not used this sample repeatedly.
8. Usability
Rate on a scale of 1-9 where a one indicates the worst time of day
to consume this strain and a nine represents the ideal time of day.
Leave field(s) blank if you have not yet formed an opinion.
Morning - wake up [1]
Day - work [1]
Evening - relax [9]
Night - sleep [9]
9. __[9]__ Overall satisfaction
Rate your overall satisfaction from 1-10 poor-Holy Grail.
10. __[10]__ Ability and conditions
. Rate your overall ability to judge from 1-10 low-high. Consider
experience, strain familiarity, atmosphere, current tolerance and
most importantly the condition and preparation of the sample.
11.Judging from the sample alone do you personally consider this
strain a keeper for long term use?
Yes [x+]
No []
12.Rate the noticable effects on a scale of 1-9 mild-severe. Take
care to use the appropriate column for your response. Delete the
existing space when recording your entry to maintain the columns
in alignment. In all cases these casual observations should not
be construed as medical advice.
Negative Positive
Effect Effect
__[ ]__ __[5]__ Appetite
__[ ]__ __[9]__ Anxiety relief
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Paranoia relief
__[ ]__ __[9]__ Sex drive
__[ ]__ __[9]__ Sleep
__[ ]__ __[9]__ Pain relief
__[ ]__ __[9]__ Ability to rest or sit still
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Thought process
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Speech process
__[ ]__ __[9]__ Imagination/creativity
__[ ]__ __[9]__ Humor perception
__[ ]__ __[9]__ Visual perception
__[ ]__ __[9]__ Audio perception
__[ ]__ __[9]__ Taste perception
