Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 4294865 times)

Brehvolution · « **Reply #8400 on:** July 05, 2011, 09:44:28 AM »

Nice going Mojo. I knew it wouldn't take too long.

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #8401 on:** July 05, 2011, 12:48:47 PM »

My car is cute, yours should be, too.

http://t.co/LBrJLUg

Himu · « **Reply #8402 on:** July 05, 2011, 01:20:34 PM »

I wish I were a rich yuppy so I could have a cute car like that.

rodi · « **Reply #8403 on:** July 05, 2011, 01:21:38 PM »

That car is gross.

Himu · « **Reply #8404 on:** July 05, 2011, 01:22:43 PM »

Is that one of those cars that looks like a golf car for midgets?

Boogie · « **Reply #8405 on:** July 05, 2011, 01:27:11 PM »

Quote from: ferrarimanf355 on July 05, 2011, 12:48:47 PM

My car is cute, yours should be, too.

http://t.co/LBrJLUg

A man should not aspire to drive a car whose first descriptor is "cute".

Boogie · « **Reply #8406 on:** July 05, 2011, 01:29:23 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on July 05, 2011, 01:20:34 PM

I wish I were a rich yuppy so I could have a cute car like that.

It starts at like 15k. Hardly "rich yuppy" territory.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #8407 on:** July 05, 2011, 01:29:56 PM »

When ferrariman gets out of his mini fiat he has to clasp his legs together lest the paparazzi will photograph his HUGE VAGINA

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #8408 on:** July 05, 2011, 01:30:47 PM »

Mupepe · « **Reply #8409 on:** July 05, 2011, 01:53:14 PM »

I think it's cute too. But I also love my wife's Mini. Himuro likes it too! Don't lie, buddy!

Himu · « **Reply #8410 on:** July 05, 2011, 01:55:24 PM »

I want a mini cooper

Mupepe · « **Reply #8411 on:** July 05, 2011, 01:56:09 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on July 05, 2011, 01:55:24 PM

I want a mini cooper

they're adorable but they're still huge pieces of crap unfortunately

Mupepe · « **Reply #8412 on:** July 05, 2011, 02:05:14 PM »

So Saturday night was the first time I ever felt disgusted by a welfare queen.

One of my wife's ex coworkers came over. she's 21 and has 2 kids and lives with her boyfriends parents. She gets foodstamps and is damn proud of it. She asked if we had anything to drink. We told her water in the fridge and she asked if there was anything else. We told her we pretty much drink only water. She started saying how she wanted a coke and we told her neither of us cared for sodas. She started saying "but I had to drink water at work all day." I told "ooooookay, I drank it all month! it's delicious" and she started going on and on about how she would use her food stamps to buy doritos and soda and ice cream and how she loved to just get high and drink the coke and "burp it out" and it felt so good. She's a grossly overweight, negligent mother and I had to just ignore it. Good fucking God. Ban any premade food from being purchased with food stamps. What the fuck.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #8413 on:** July 05, 2011, 02:21:32 PM »

Casey Anthony was found not guilty of murder.

thank god because the case against her was super weak. restores a lot of faith in the legal system

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #8414 on:** July 05, 2011, 02:33:23 PM »

i can't stop alughing

all the stay at home moms trying to get against her calling her guilty, trying to make this the next lacey peterson but NOPE she's not guilty

can't stop laughing. feels good. what dumb cunts.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #8415 on:** July 05, 2011, 02:37:53 PM »

Whats the story for us non americanos?

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #8416 on:** July 05, 2011, 02:39:01 PM »

Lacey Peterson, jean Renet Ramsey, part three. Except this time the soccer moms got trolled.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #8417 on:** July 05, 2011, 02:44:34 PM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on July 05, 2011, 02:37:53 PM

Whats the story for us non americanos?

Killed her daughter, its painfully obvious she did it but the prosecution can't link her directly, jury acquits her. Gets away with Murder.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #8418 on:** July 05, 2011, 02:44:44 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on July 05, 2011, 02:05:14 PM

So Saturday night was the first time I ever felt disgusted by a welfare queen.

One of my wife's ex coworkers came over. she's 21 and has 2 kids and lives with her boyfriends parents. She gets foodstamps and is damn proud of it. She asked if we had anything to drink. We told her water in the fridge and she asked if there was anything else. We told her we pretty much drink only water. She started saying how she wanted a coke and we told her neither of us cared for sodas. She started saying "but I had to drink water at work all day." I told "ooooookay, I drank it all month! it's delicious" and she started going on and on about how she would use her food stamps to buy doritos and soda and ice cream and how she loved to just get high and drink the coke and "burp it out" and it felt so good. She's a grossly overweight, negligent mother and I had to just ignore it. Good fucking God. Ban any premade food from being purchased with food stamps. What the fuck.

Yep, I get disgusted watching fatties paying for cupcakes and mountain dew with their benefits card at the grocery store. Back to govt. cheese and peanut butter I say.

Himu · « **Reply #8419 on:** July 05, 2011, 03:06:30 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on July 05, 2011, 02:05:14 PM

So Saturday night was the first time I ever felt disgusted by a welfare queen.

One of my wife's ex coworkers came over. she's 21 and has 2 kids and lives with her boyfriends parents. She gets foodstamps and is damn proud of it. She asked if we had anything to drink. We told her water in the fridge and she asked if there was anything else. We told her we pretty much drink only water. She started saying how she wanted a coke and we told her neither of us cared for sodas. She started saying "but I had to drink water at work all day." I told "ooooookay, I drank it all month! it's delicious" and she started going on and on about how she would use her food stamps to buy doritos and soda and ice cream and how she loved to just get high and drink the coke and "burp it out" and it felt so good. She's a grossly overweight, negligent mother and I had to just ignore it. Good fucking God. Ban any premade food from being purchased with food stamps. What the fuck.

smh

i hope apollo bit her in clit

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #8420 on:** July 05, 2011, 03:12:59 PM »

pretty colours

Himu · « **Reply #8421 on:** July 05, 2011, 03:14:23 PM »

not if you're color blind

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #8422 on:** July 05, 2011, 03:24:08 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on July 05, 2011, 02:05:14 PM

So Saturday night was the first time I ever felt disgusted by a welfare queen.

One of my wife's ex coworkers came over. she's 21 and has 2 kids and lives with her boyfriends parents. She gets foodstamps and is damn proud of it. She asked if we had anything to drink. We told her water in the fridge and she asked if there was anything else. We told her we pretty much drink only water. She started saying how she wanted a coke and we told her neither of us cared for sodas. She started saying "but I had to drink water at work all day." I told "ooooookay, I drank it all month! it's delicious" and she started going on and on about how she would use her food stamps to buy doritos and soda and ice cream and how she loved to just get high and drink the coke and "burp it out" and it felt so good. She's a grossly overweight, negligent mother and I had to just ignore it. Good fucking God. Ban any premade food from being purchased with food stamps. What the fuck.

Sounds like my cousin. She has a masters degree (forgot in what) but was diagnosed with MS shortly afterward. She's been on welfare for years despite being healthy and educated/experienced enough to work. Her ex-husband got "hurt" on the job and now is on disability; he hurt his back lifting stuff but recovered ages ago, and still gets benefits.

Last time I saw her she was making fun of me for saving money to buy a car; then she pulled out her iPhone and showed me pics of her new car. She came over to my house and was upset I didn't have any oven ready foods; I was in the process of thawing some chicken breast and she was like "wow you must be poor. I forgot how bad it was in college lawl." Her ex-husband has thousands of dollars worth of cameras and shit; I've known him all my life and he has taken thousands of pictures of my family. I heard he works in the entertainment industry doing photography or something, but I wouldn't be surprised if he's bullshitting.

Himu · « **Reply #8423 on:** July 05, 2011, 03:39:43 PM »

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #8424 on:** July 05, 2011, 03:39:58 PM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on July 05, 2011, 03:32:47 PM

You know what's really fucking lame? Those tourists who carry $2000 DSLRs yet don't know the first thing about shot composition.

I lost count of the number of times I asked a tourist to snap a photo of me next to some monument and got an absolute shit photo back. I had one in Egypt where the Sphinx's head wasn't in the shot, but my feet were. I had to wait for him to leave before I could ask another tourist to try again. It got to the point where I would show people the framing I wanted, yet they'd still find a way to shoot it crooked or put the horizon way too high in the shot.

Hahahaha

I actually had some foreign tourists ask me to take a photo of them in front of the Manhattan skyline a month ago. Even though the diopter was set for the dude who seemed unable to see shit without his glasses, I was able to compose that photo like a champ. You'd think people with such expensive cameras would spend $20 on a book on basic composition.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #8425 on:** July 05, 2011, 03:40:38 PM »

Its sometimes better to make your own pics Awesome-O.

Mupepe · « **Reply #8426 on:** July 05, 2011, 03:45:34 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on July 05, 2011, 03:06:30 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on July 05, 2011, 02:05:14 PM
So Saturday night was the first time I ever felt disgusted by a welfare queen.

One of my wife's ex coworkers came over. she's 21 and has 2 kids and lives with her boyfriends parents. She gets foodstamps and is damn proud of it. She asked if we had anything to drink. We told her water in the fridge and she asked if there was anything else. We told her we pretty much drink only water. She started saying how she wanted a coke and we told her neither of us cared for sodas. She started saying "but I had to drink water at work all day." I told "ooooookay, I drank it all month! it's delicious" and she started going on and on about how she would use her food stamps to buy doritos and soda and ice cream and how she loved to just get high and drink the coke and "burp it out" and it felt so good. She's a grossly overweight, negligent mother and I had to just ignore it. Good fucking God. Ban any premade food from being purchased with food stamps. What the fuck.

smh

i hope apollo bit her in clit

Haha He chewed her sandals all to shit while she was sleeping. And yeah, he bit her quite a few times. the dumb bitch kept getting him riled up and then he didn't understand when she all of a sudden didn't wanna play anymore.

Mupepe · « **Reply #8427 on:** July 05, 2011, 03:47:33 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 05, 2011, 03:24:08 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on July 05, 2011, 02:05:14 PM
So Saturday night was the first time I ever felt disgusted by a welfare queen.

One of my wife's ex coworkers came over. she's 21 and has 2 kids and lives with her boyfriends parents. She gets foodstamps and is damn proud of it. She asked if we had anything to drink. We told her water in the fridge and she asked if there was anything else. We told her we pretty much drink only water. She started saying how she wanted a coke and we told her neither of us cared for sodas. She started saying "but I had to drink water at work all day." I told "ooooookay, I drank it all month! it's delicious" and she started going on and on about how she would use her food stamps to buy doritos and soda and ice cream and how she loved to just get high and drink the coke and "burp it out" and it felt so good. She's a grossly overweight, negligent mother and I had to just ignore it. Good fucking God. Ban any premade food from being purchased with food stamps. What the fuck.

Sounds like my cousin. She has a masters degree (forgot in what) but was diagnosed with MS shortly afterward. She's been on welfare for years despite being healthy and educated/experienced enough to work. Her ex-husband got "hurt" on the job and now is on disability; he hurt his back lifting stuff but recovered ages ago, and still gets benefits.

Last time I saw her she was making fun of me for saving money to buy a car; then she pulled out her iPhone and showed me pics of her new car. She came over to my house and was upset I didn't have any oven ready foods; I was in the process of thawing some chicken breast and she was like "wow you must be poor. I forgot how bad it was in college lawl." Her ex-husband has thousands of dollars worth of cameras and shit; I've known him all my life and he has taken thousands of pictures of my family. I heard he works in the entertainment industry doing photography or something, but I wouldn't be surprised if he's bullshitting.

Ugh. Yeah, that's her. Her husband talks about how much money he makes selling drugs. He's gotta be the shittiest drug dealer ever. He doesn't know shit about dro or prices. She blew 3000 dollars on a sound system for her shitty ass car a few years ago after getting her tax refund. Last month she sent my wife a text asking if we wanted to buy it for 60 bucks because she was broke.

Himu · « **Reply #8428 on:** July 05, 2011, 03:48:16 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on July 05, 2011, 03:45:34 PM

Quote from: Stringer Bell on July 05, 2011, 03:06:30 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on July 05, 2011, 02:05:14 PM
So Saturday night was the first time I ever felt disgusted by a welfare queen.

One of my wife's ex coworkers came over. she's 21 and has 2 kids and lives with her boyfriends parents. She gets foodstamps and is damn proud of it. She asked if we had anything to drink. We told her water in the fridge and she asked if there was anything else. We told her we pretty much drink only water. She started saying how she wanted a coke and we told her neither of us cared for sodas. She started saying "but I had to drink water at work all day." I told "ooooookay, I drank it all month! it's delicious" and she started going on and on about how she would use her food stamps to buy doritos and soda and ice cream and how she loved to just get high and drink the coke and "burp it out" and it felt so good. She's a grossly overweight, negligent mother and I had to just ignore it. Good fucking God. Ban any premade food from being purchased with food stamps. What the fuck.

smh

i hope apollo bit her in clit
Haha He chewed her sandals all to shit while she was sleeping. And yeah, he bit her quite a few times. the dumb bitch kept getting him riled up and then he didn't understand when she all of a sudden didn't wanna play anymore.

that is one playful puppy wuppy

Mupepe · « **Reply #8429 on:** July 05, 2011, 03:54:52 PM »

haha yeah he is. he's a little brat.

Himu · « **Reply #8430 on:** July 05, 2011, 03:55:43 PM »

Does he not like Diana? Why'd he bark at her?

Mupepe · « **Reply #8431 on:** July 05, 2011, 04:29:31 PM »

because she smacks him. haha when i want him to do something, i hold him down and he learns. She can't do that so she smacks his nose haha Plus, he tends to fight her more over the couch (he thinks it's his). So when he sees her on the couch he gets super pissed.

Mupepe · « **Reply #8432 on:** July 05, 2011, 04:31:37 PM »

why you say that? sarcasm? haha

Himu · « **Reply #8433 on:** July 05, 2011, 04:43:09 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on July 05, 2011, 04:29:31 PM

because she smacks him. haha when i want him to do something, i hold him down and he learns. She can't do that so she smacks his nose haha Plus, he tends to fight her more over the couch (he thinks it's his). So when he sees her on the couch he gets super pissed.

Are you crating him? You should make him feel like the crate is his home. Put him in there as often as possible.

Mupepe · « **Reply #8434 on:** July 05, 2011, 04:45:41 PM »

no crate yet. we're getting one tomorrow.

Mupepe · « **Reply #8435 on:** July 05, 2011, 05:22:19 PM »

it's pretty awesome. very relaxed and my wife is cool with most of my shenanigans.

Quote from: AWESOM-O on July 05, 2011, 04:49:07 PM

Quote from: Wrath2X on July 05, 2011, 04:30:58 PM
Mupepe must have an awesome life at home

I haven't been around long enough to get all the details, but isn't it mostly tacos and buttsex with his wife?

tacos

Bebpo · « **Reply #8436 on:** July 05, 2011, 10:39:08 PM »

I was looking for a supercell song and I ran across a picture of a supercell (cloud) and I remembered how I took a class on climatology once in college and learned all about clouds and weather and how the world spins.

Feels so long ago, had totally forgotten about that. What are the oddest classes you've all taken in your dark mysterious pasts?

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #8437 on:** July 05, 2011, 11:02:48 PM »

Quote from: Boogie on July 05, 2011, 01:27:11 PM

Quote from: ferrarimanf355 on July 05, 2011, 12:48:47 PM
My car is cute, yours should be, too.

http://t.co/LBrJLUg

A man should not aspire to drive a car whose first descriptor is "cute".

u mad

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #8438 on:** July 05, 2011, 11:56:00 PM »

If I were you I'd chill and wait. The scans are accompanied by a host of spoilers, so searching for them could lead you to a lot of shit.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #8439 on:** July 06, 2011, 12:20:04 AM »

A friend of mine has the actual book. Apparently amazon japan broke the street date on it. I guess i could order it but I got rid of most of my huge hardbacks recently and not keen on getting another.

tehjaybo · « **Reply #8440 on:** July 06, 2011, 01:25:48 AM »

Got a ticket today. 84 in a 70. Suppose it beats going to jail.

T234 · « **Reply #8441 on:** July 06, 2011, 04:18:49 AM »

How the fuck did you get a ticket with that plate? That dude musta had sand in his ass!

Mupepe · « **Reply #8442 on:** July 06, 2011, 10:14:41 AM »

The best I've ever gotten was 120 in a 45. I was kinda tipsy too. Cop let me go though. He was really cool and told me if I wanted to drive at those speeds to take it to a track. Okie dokie, sir.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #8443 on:** July 06, 2011, 11:45:39 AM »

Quote from: Mupepe on July 06, 2011, 10:14:41 AM

The best I've ever gotten was 120 in a 45. I was kinda tipsy too. Cop let me go though. He was really cool and told me if I wanted to drive at those speeds to take it to a track. Okie dokie, sir.

Texas $:-\$

I didn't get a ticket doing 87 in a 55 at 2 AM, but I was sober. I think the cop let me off because he was shocked I wasn't drunk.

Mupepe · « **Reply #8444 on:** July 06, 2011, 11:50:51 AM »

Well I don't think he knew I was tipsy. It was about midnight or later.

Texas

Also, I think my honesty helped...

Cop: Do you have any excuse for driving like that?
Me: Honestly, I'm 23 and I just got a Corvette. That's it, man.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #8445 on:** July 06, 2011, 02:24:13 PM »

The worst I've done was over 80 in a 45 (which is a stupid max speed since its pretty much a back road through way, 55 at least! Not that that would have helped me). I was going so fast 'caused I passed a dude who was going 40. Figures, as I finished passing him a state trooper passed by me in the opposite direction as I was at max warp. YOU DO NOT AMUSE ME, GOD.

Himu · « **Reply #8446 on:** July 06, 2011, 02:57:19 PM »

no way am i getting away with any of that shit without a money bribe

Mupepe · « **Reply #8447 on:** July 06, 2011, 03:03:18 PM »

being black

being white

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #8448 on:** July 06, 2011, 03:24:28 PM »

You're not even white

Mupepe · « **Reply #8449 on:** July 06, 2011, 03:33:16 PM »

Someone meeting me for the first time wouldn't know that!

Mupepe · « **Reply #8450 on:** July 06, 2011, 03:34:05 PM »

Not in America!

Himu · « **Reply #8451 on:** July 06, 2011, 03:59:18 PM »

brown people alliance

Diunx · « **Reply #8452 on:** July 06, 2011, 04:41:59 PM »

Can I be in the alliance even if I'm dominican instead of brown?

T234 · « **Reply #8453 on:** July 06, 2011, 04:46:58 PM »

I've seen the pictures, you're most definitely brown. Ain't saying it's a bad thing.

TEEEPO · « **Reply #8454 on:** July 06, 2011, 04:47:56 PM »

brown people unit

Barry Egan · « **Reply #8455 on:** July 06, 2011, 04:50:42 PM »

reporting this thread to homeland security.

Himu · « **Reply #8456 on:** July 06, 2011, 05:32:11 PM »

thanks india brown people have kinda already inherited the earth

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #8457 on:** July 06, 2011, 06:21:05 PM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on July 06, 2011, 05:07:38 PM

Us brown people shall inherit the earth!

When that happens I'll roll around in shit so that I can fit in - at least I'll get the smell right.

Ya I went there

Himu · « **Reply #8458 on:** July 06, 2011, 06:35:19 PM »

omggggggggggggg got an e-mail from among the biggest advertising agencies in DFW saying they like a lot of my samples and and and

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #8459 on:** July 06, 2011, 07:22:00 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on July 06, 2011, 02:24:13 PM

The worst I've done was over 80 in a 45 (which is a stupid max speed since its pretty much a back road through way, 55 at least! Not that that would have helped me). I was going so fast 'caused I passed a dude who was going 40. Figures, as I finished passing him a state trooper passed by me in the opposite direction as I was at max warp. YOU DO NOT AMUSE ME, GOD.

The worst I've actually done is ~105 in a 55, but I wasn't pulled over. And that was in a 1989 Volvo. I thought the car was going to explode.

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Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 4294865 times)