Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 4264153 times)

brob · « **Reply #960 on:** May 24, 2010, 08:33:38 PM »

my bros only call up when they want to fist bump my prostate. :'(

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #961 on:** May 24, 2010, 08:34:34 PM »

Quote from: Brobzoid on May 24, 2010, 08:33:38 PM

my bros only call up when they want to fist bump my prostate. :'(

fucking spainards

brob · « **Reply #962 on:** May 24, 2010, 08:39:10 PM »

That hurts man. Do you get off on calling rednecks distinguished black fellows too? $:-\$

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #963 on:** May 24, 2010, 09:54:00 PM »

Gawd, this adapter I've been waiting for (ordered on Friday) has been in Illinois since Saturday. Supposed to be here by Wednesday but I want that shit post haste...

HODGKINS, IL, US 05/22/2010 6:46 A.M. DEPARTURE SCAN

:'(

I want mile by mile coverage!

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #964 on:** May 24, 2010, 09:59:39 PM »

girls

brob · « **Reply #965 on:** May 24, 2010, 10:10:11 PM »

stfu . I'm a 7/10 on a good day and wear my younger brother's second hand clothing and if I can get ass, there is no reason why you shouldn't be drowning in it.

chronovore · « **Reply #966 on:** May 24, 2010, 10:36:03 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on May 24, 2010, 04:20:47 PM

I have a couple really good female friends, but the rest fall into the category described above. Computer help, car help, school help, etc...only times I hear from them. Usually they'll contact you a couple days in advance, for small talk/laughs/"we should hang out"/etc. Couple days later: "hey btw, I hope it's not a big deal but I really need __________"

Wow. That's pretty sly.

Quote from: Wrath2X on May 24, 2010, 03:29:44 PM

Don't worry big willy. The term bitch doesn't refer to all women, but all women have a little bitch in em.

Leave her sorry ass and lets finally have the arab/jew hate fuck I've been waiting for!

You're 1/4 black, right? So it will be an interracial gay arab/jew hate fuck. You've got like all the bases covered. If you guys film it, I'm pretty sure you can make millyuns of dollaz.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #967 on:** May 24, 2010, 10:52:50 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on May 24, 2010, 05:03:20 PM

A Spanish couple came in and gave me a laptop to work on. It looked retro, felt retro but after them asking about putting Vista on it I thought it must be some weird laptop that has semi modern hardware.

I start it up, BAM! 500MHz CPU. BAM! Windows 98. BAM! Dithered wallpaper of a Scuba Diver surrounded by coral reef and tropical fish. MOTHERUCKER.

Charge them a $30 recycling fee.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #968 on:** May 25, 2010, 11:22:42 AM »

A seminar by Glenn Shafer that I was looking forward to today has been canceled.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #969 on:** May 25, 2010, 03:13:16 PM »

swallowed my coke wrong. Ouch.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #970 on:** May 25, 2010, 03:20:04 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on May 25, 2010, 03:13:16 PM

swallowed my coke wrong. Ouch.

*calls the feds*

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #971 on:** May 25, 2010, 03:28:24 PM »

Why couldn't FM misspell in that post

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #972 on:** May 25, 2010, 03:29:05 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #973 on:** May 25, 2010, 04:04:31 PM »

michigan state?

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #974 on:** May 25, 2010, 06:11:34 PM »

Its 90 degrees right now $:-\$

muckhole · « **Reply #975 on:** May 25, 2010, 08:21:10 PM »

It hit 88 here today in the Great White North. All I had clean to wear for work today were jeans and a black T-shirt. Ugh. Next time that happens, I'm going nude, laws be damned. Or maybe have the foresight to do laundry.

It's down to 81 now.

Diunx · « **Reply #976 on:** May 25, 2010, 08:42:52 PM »

There's hair growing on my chest, someone help me :'(

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #977 on:** May 25, 2010, 09:16:05 PM »

I just worked out for the first time in, like, two years. Summer goal is to get some muscle tone going on.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #978 on:** May 25, 2010, 09:19:51 PM »

That's cute.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #979 on:** May 25, 2010, 09:20:52 PM »

That's so gay.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #980 on:** May 25, 2010, 09:21:01 PM »

I know

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #981 on:** May 25, 2010, 09:22:39 PM »

Summer does that. Come and talk when it's Winter.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #982 on:** May 25, 2010, 09:24:51 PM »

i just want to crawl into a dark corner and only come out when the high temp of the day is 50.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #983 on:** May 25, 2010, 09:34:18 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on May 25, 2010, 09:21:01 PM

I know

I'd just personally work on cardio if you haven't been to the gym in a while.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #984 on:** May 25, 2010, 09:39:17 PM »

Well, I'm trying to gain a bit of weight. I'll throw in a little bit of cardio every couple days or so. It's no big deal, I'm not taking this super seriously, just trying to gain a few pounds/tone my muscles (or lack thereof).

Himu · « **Reply #985 on:** May 26, 2010, 01:11:45 AM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on May 24, 2010, 05:03:20 PM

A Spanish couple came in and gave me a laptop to work on. It looked retro, felt retro but after them asking about putting Vista on it I thought it must be some weird laptop that has semi modern hardware.

I start it up, BAM! 500MHz CPU. BAM! Windows 98. BAM! Dithered wallpaper of a Scuba Diver surrounded by coral reef and tropical fish. MOTHERUCKER.

drew · « **Reply #986 on:** May 26, 2010, 02:10:27 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on May 25, 2010, 03:20:04 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on May 25, 2010, 03:13:16 PM
swallowed my coke wrong. Ouch.

*calls the feds*

see, this is why i never post pics here

archie4208 · « **Reply #987 on:** May 26, 2010, 11:35:45 AM »

I'm hoping my census job wraps up this week. I'm ready for it to end. I can only handle so many anti government loons.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #988 on:** May 26, 2010, 02:35:52 PM »

The lab heads want to do a movie night and a BBQ night.

Now I have to think of excesses for not attending two events.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #989 on:** May 26, 2010, 02:38:50 PM »

Tell them you already had plans to masturbate that night.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #990 on:** May 26, 2010, 02:39:09 PM »

Quote from: archie4208 on May 26, 2010, 11:35:45 AM

I'm hoping my census job wraps up this week. I'm ready for it to end. I can only handle so many anti government loons.

Meh, been done for like three weeks. The official word is we finished the two cities we were focusing on, but my old supervisor said the college campus areas were botched, ie graduates moving away. The time I spent with the census felt like a waste of time, given the sparse amount of work I received

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #991 on:** May 26, 2010, 02:55:55 PM »

Just got eyed by a smoking how blond

Robo · « **Reply #992 on:** May 26, 2010, 02:59:28 PM »

you meant "hog", right?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #993 on:** May 26, 2010, 03:03:06 PM »

FUUUUUU hot

Brehvolution · « **Reply #994 on:** May 26, 2010, 03:15:13 PM »

brob · « **Reply #995 on:** May 26, 2010, 08:32:51 PM »

youtube deleted my "watched history" :'(

demi · « **Reply #996 on:** May 26, 2010, 11:49:08 PM »

If anyone has experience, whats the going rate on a straight noob jumping in VB.NET and C# and coming out relatively unscathed?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #997 on:** May 27, 2010, 12:42:13 AM »

You mean having no programming experience and going into VB.NET and C#?

VB.NET should be really easy. Why do you want those languages specificity? I haven't done any C# but I'd assume that C or C++ might be a better place to start.

demi · « **Reply #998 on:** May 27, 2010, 01:38:28 AM »

web related work

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #999 on:** May 27, 2010, 10:01:34 AM »

start with VB and you'll be fine.

demi · « **Reply #1000 on:** May 27, 2010, 04:37:48 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on May 27, 2010, 10:01:34 AM

start with VB and you'll be fine.

My bossman gave me a good beginner site so I spent today doing various tutorials getting a feel for how it worked and how the code looks. Course this wont help at all when it's time to sit down and do a real project.

I feel like I'm gonna be the next GilloD

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1001 on:** May 27, 2010, 04:40:25 PM »

reading up on these will also help in the long run
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Object-oriented_programming#Fundamental_concepts_and_features

Bebpo · « **Reply #1002 on:** May 27, 2010, 05:29:09 PM »

I like the new name of the gaming forum

that is all

Purple Filth · « **Reply #1003 on:** May 27, 2010, 05:32:40 PM »

Quote from: demi on May 27, 2010, 01:38:28 AM

web related work

C# and VB will do.

But i'll go with father mikes suggestion of VB since its syntax is easier imo.

Diunx · « **Reply #1004 on:** May 27, 2010, 05:36:46 PM »

Quote from: Bebpo on May 27, 2010, 05:29:09 PM

I like the new name of the gaming forum

that is all

I don't, now the "Jump to:" is too fucking long.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #1005 on:** May 27, 2010, 06:58:58 PM »

No Internet at the shop I work at (all by myself) for two days now. Which equaled to Six Hours of doing thangs other than glancing at webpages. I could do this fine but there's something about not being able to fall back on internet browsing when you've finally tired of reading and shit thats eating away at MY MIND.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #1006 on:** May 28, 2010, 12:13:54 AM »

hayley williams posted pictures of her beautiful flat chest on twitter today

Brehvolution · « **Reply #1007 on:** May 28, 2010, 12:17:23 AM »

Quote from: Diunx on May 27, 2010, 05:36:46 PM

Quote from: Bebpo on May 27, 2010, 05:29:09 PM
I like the new name of the gaming forum
that is all

I don't, now the "Jump to:" is too fucking long.

Easier to get to imo.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1008 on:** May 28, 2010, 04:01:33 AM »

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #1009 on:** May 28, 2010, 05:58:35 AM »

with a beautiful flat chest

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #1010 on:** May 28, 2010, 06:13:04 AM »

Lol, so i didn't have any sleep tonight. Was up watching the NBA game and then had to finish some work on something i would've have to do today in Radio.

So i'm in two groups at the same time, doing double time, and i gotta be this guy that debates against a colleague. So there's this girl, i've been kinda flirting with her as of late, and she is cute, small. And she has this white blouse with a pink bikini underneath, and i'm debating against her, and good lord man i was just like you know, but we are going fireworks. Anyway whatever i walk her through the hall and she grabs me by the hand, and drags me to the W.C, and it's then and there. So we are going it until she's like no no no, pull, i pull that shit and just blam in her clothes. Ahahaha i fucked her day up, she had to go home, skipped classes.

I don't know...it was funnier at the time, i'm a go to sleep.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #1011 on:** May 28, 2010, 06:57:07 AM »

Radio=radiology?

I have no idea what the first sentence about your groups is talking about.

Were you not wearing a condom?

I always thought that girl from paramore was really cute actually.

ch1nchilla · « **Reply #1012 on:** May 28, 2010, 07:25:34 AM »

Spent the better half of my afternoon writing a resume because I gotta get on my INTERNSHIP GRIND.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #1013 on:** May 28, 2010, 10:00:47 AM »

oh, you mean PM you the pics, right?

just go to wwtdd.com

Diunx · « **Reply #1014 on:** May 28, 2010, 10:01:33 AM »

Went to a concert last night with my best friend, she got us a 2x1 ticket so I only had to pay half price

, ran into a lot of people I haven't seen in ages, drank some beer and met a horny arab.

rock concerts

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #1015 on:** May 28, 2010, 01:28:56 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on May 28, 2010, 06:57:07 AM

Radio=radiology?

I have no idea what the first sentence about your groups is talking about.

Were you not wearing a condom?

I always thought that girl from paramore was really cute actually.

Radio. Like Radio ga ga, all we need is Radio ga ga, someone still loves you, radioooooo.

Noooooo, i was not. But it's ok, she just came out of a long relationship.

demi · « **Reply #1016 on:** May 28, 2010, 03:41:49 PM »

First time dealing with MS SQL Server Management... wow

Robo · « **Reply #1017 on:** May 28, 2010, 03:53:21 PM »

SSMS is like all I do.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #1018 on:** May 29, 2010, 12:11:18 AM »

This Adult Line commercial just played in the background and I caught a part where it actually denigrated web dating over talking to stranger over the phone. I guess theres levels of shame starting at blind dates ending at Ok Cupid.

demi · « **Reply #1019 on:** May 29, 2010, 12:12:45 AM »

Quote from: RoboJ on May 28, 2010, 03:53:21 PM

SSMS is like all I do.

Well most of my experience with databases and the like was through a webapp like phpmyadmin. So I'm just like, all foreign to it. I think I could get a handle of it.

I think now I'm starting to regret not going to school

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