Random talk thread: It just keeps happening

[etiolate]

Hyoushi is always rocking a killer t-shirt. Not sure if he gets any of them online or not.

[Diunx]

It's my 21st birthday!


I'm not going out because I quit drinking.  :'(

Are you gonna get high or laid at least?

[BlueTsunami]

Hyoushi is always rocking a killer t-shirt. Not sure if he gets any of them online or not.

This is true and most of his t's are design oriented (instead of crappy vectors of pop culture references). HYOUSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[T234]

It's my 21st birthday!


I'm not going out because I quit drinking.  :'(

24th birthday here.

[Boogie]

I just dropped $10k to kickstart a registered retirement savings plan.

I feel all grown up an' shit, having investments now.

[demi]

waste of money. coulda bought a ton of hot video games with that.

[Boogie]

waste of money. coulda bought a ton of hot video games with that.

oh, don't worry, I've still got about 16k just sitting in my bank account, aching to be spent. 

Can't decide whether to spend it on toys, a car or save up to buy a house.  Just wish houses weren't so fucking expensive in the GTA.   At least I don't live in BC.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

It's my 21st birthday!


I'm not going out because I quit drinking.  :'(

24th birthday here.

happy birthday!

and no nothing for me tonight but vidya games and world of warcraft. Wow that sounds nerdy.

[BlackMage]

I am high rite now 

[MyNameIsMethodis]

I wish I was, i've had a half z sititng in a secret case since christmas eve, just never get the time to smoke it. 

[ch1nchilla]

Fuck mid-terms week. I just finished a 1700 word essay in an hour and a half (doing work like woah :O) and now have to memorize a Japanese skit, review around 300 kanji, and get my Japanese grammar on smash while reading 6 chapters on comparative marketing. Shimbashi hideaway Tully's tomorrow to do mad work. Looking forward to binge drinking from 9 AM on Saturday and watching a bunch of DJs spin before my unbelievably drunk eyes from 11AM through the better part of Sat. evening with Stringfellow Win and my girlfriend.

[Himu]

I need a quick job and I'm considering working at a porn shop.

[Mupepe]

I need a quick job and I'm considering working at a porn shop.

You're back in Houston, right?  Do security work, dude.  Easy and pretty good money.

[Himu]

Really? Info on this. I know you did security at a few places. I'm a night owl so I don't mind night jobs.

[Himu]

A scholtzky's nearby has had HELP WANTED outside the window for a year now and every time I go in asking for a job, saying I'll do anything - even clean their toilet's - they're like THE MANAGER ISN'T IN, WE DON'T HAVE ANY APPLICATIONS, WE'LL GIVE YOU A CALL and they never call me.

[Mupepe]

Really? Info on this. I know you did security at a few places. I'm a night owl so I don't mind night jobs.

Hit up Securitas.  www.securitasinc.com   They're off the beltway between 290 and 249.  You can apply online and then they'll call you in for an interview.  I know quite a few people there so put my name up there and let me know when you do.  Most places start out at around 10 or 11 bucks an hour.  A lot better than you'll get at most retail gigs.  

[Mupepe]

A scholtzky's nearby has had HELP WANTED outside the window for a year now and every time I go in asking for a job, saying I'll do anything - even clean their toilet's - they're like THE MANAGER ISN'T IN, WE DON'T HAVE ANY APPLICATIONS, WE'LL GIVE YOU A CALL and they never call me.

  Just show up one day and say the manager told you to come in that day for your first day.

[Himu]

Can I ask to be located at locations of my choosing?

[Mupepe]

Can I ask to be located at locations of my choosing?

Well you tell them where you're willing to work and they'll find locations in the area with openings and tell you to pick.

[Himu]

Gonna have to give this shit a shot, mayne Thanks

I'm going on an job hunting spree today. My goal is to get 3000 bucks within the next few months so I can have some living expenses for my move in Orlando.

[Mupepe]

Gonna have to give this shit a shot, mayne Thanks

I'm going on an job hunting spree today. My goal is to get 3000 bucks within the next few months so I can have some living expenses for my move in Orlando.

Good luck, dude!

Let me know when you finish the application, I can have some people try to push it through. 

[Himu]

Holy shit, fuck Texas. Just got bit in the restroom by this random, huge ass black ant and now I'm dizzy as fuck and seein' spots.

 

[TakingBackSunday]

Holy shit, fuck Texas. Just got bit in the restroom by this random, huge ass black...

 

...ant

 

[fistfulofmetal]

i found some pretty awesome blackmail webcam vidz last night. shocking how easily chicks believe the mysterious e-bull can hack their pc and get all their secrets.

[Mupepe]

Holy shit, fuck Texas. Just got bit in the restroom by this random, huge ass black ant and now I'm dizzy as fuck and seein' spots.

 

i'll care for you!

i found some pretty awesome blackmail webcam vidz last night. shocking how easily chicks believe the mysterious e-bull can hack their pc and get all their secrets.

well yeah, 12 year olds are pretty naive.  post the vidz anyways though.

[Madrun Badrun]

i found some pretty awesome blackmail webcam vidz last night. shocking how easily chicks believe the mysterious e-bull can hack their pc and get all their secrets.

link

[Madrun Badrun]

more cool mistakes I did at work.

Original

Makes made trying to implement a bilateral filter of O(1).

[brob]

flawed algorithms are art

Father Mike

[Himu]

What the fuck do you do at work

[Madrun Badrun]

program image processing stuff

[recursivelyenumerable]

that is so much cooler than any job I've ever had 

[Himu]

I thought you were going for a philosophy degree, Arvie?

[fistfulofmetal]

i would post a link but i got it off /b/ and didn't save the link. sorry.
one video has the chat log attached so you can follow along. i can post the chat log:

spoiler (click to show/hide)

22:43) EmilySarah;; the: hi whose this?
(22:43) EmilySarah;; the: *who's
(22:44) Beat: im a friend of niks
(22:44) EmilySarah;; the: okay
(22:44) Beat: dont blame u for hating him tbh
(22:44) Beat: haha
(22:44) EmilySarah;; the: lol i dont hate him.
(22:44) EmilySarah;; the: just dislike a lot of the time
(22:45) Beat: i can c y
(22:45) EmilySarah;; the: how?
(22:47) EmilySarah;; the: ?
(22:48) Beat: i dunno im just on ur side here
(22:48) EmilySarah;; the: righht
(22:48) EmilySarah;; the: how do you know nik?
(22:48) Beat: i can tell he doesnt treat girls like i wud
(22:48) EmilySarah;; the: ok
(22:48) EmilySarah;; the: how do you know nik?
(22:49) Beat: just through the internet
(22:49) Beat: do u have cam?
(22:49) EmilySarah;; the: yeah
(22:49) Beat: can i c?
(22:49) EmilySarah;; the: i guess
(22:50) Beat: cool
(22:50) EmilySarah;; the whole world should revolve around me# has accepted your invitation to start sending webcam.
(22:51) EmilySarah;; the: yeah...
(22:51) EmilySarah;; the: so like whats your name?
(22:51) Beat: james
(22:51) EmilySarah;; the: ok

(22:52) EmilySarah;; the: how did you even know who i am?
(22:52) Beat: he told me about u
(22:52) EmilySarah;; the: so he gave you my addy?
(22:55) Beat: oh so heres the deal i have a video here of you taking off your bra its not only nik i kno but mos of ur school friends too
(22:55) EmilySarah;; the: what?
(22:56) EmilySarah;; the: who are you?
(22:56) EmilySarah;; the: how do i know you?
(22:56) EmilySarah;; the: and how the hell do you have a video of me taking off my bra?
(22:56) Beat: i got it sent to me
(22:56) EmilySarah;; the: by who?
(22:56) Beat: cant say
(22:57) EmilySarah;; the: tell me.
(22:57) Beat: i can tell you but first...
(22:57) Beat: u kno i cud send this to a lot of people at ur school, unless u do somthin for me
(22:58) EmilySarah;; the: who the HELL are you?
(22:58) EmilySarah;; the: and how do you have my friends?
(22:58) Beat: doesnt matter right now
(22:59) EmilySarah;; the: no it does
(22:59) Beat: listen i can delete this video, and get every1 else to delete it 2
(22:59) EmilySarah;; the: seriously who are you?
(22:59) Beat: want me 2?
(22:59) EmilySarah;; the: yes but tell me how you got my msn and why you have something against me
(23:00) Beat: i will delete it and i will not send it to anyone
(23:00) Beat: if u show me ur bra
(23:01) EmilySarah;; the: but how do i even know you have this video?
(23:01) Beat: i can send u a picture from it if u like



(23:01) Beat: as proof
(23:01) EmilySarah;; the: go on then
(23:02) EmilySarah;; the: and tell me how you have all these contacts?
(23:02) Beat: 1 sec
(23:02) Beat: ill get it
(23:02) EmilySarah;; the: k
(23:04) EmilySarah;; the: why're you bullying me?
(23:05) EmilySarah;; the: ??
(23:05) Beat: 1 sec
(23:05) EmilySarah;; the: why are you bullying me?
(23:05) EmilySarah;; the: its a simple question?
(23:06) Beat: hold on ill tell u just wait
(23:07) EmilySarah;; the: tell me.
(23:08) Beat: Initiated a file transfer
(23:08) Beat: there is a pic from teh video
(23:08) Transfer of "6.JPG" is complete.
(23:08) Beat: im not bullying im helping
(23:08) Beat: but u need to do something 4 me
(23:08) EmilySarah;; the: how are you helping me?
(23:09) Beat: i can get rid of that video and not show it to anyone
(23:09) EmilySarah;; the: who sent it you?
(23:09) EmilySarah;; the: seriously tell me now
(23:09) Beat: i will tell u if u take off ur top and let me see ur bra
(23:10) EmilySarah;; the: how do i know you wont take a picture?
(23:10) Beat: because i cant i got the video sent to me i dont know how to make them
(23:11) EmilySarah;; the: how have you gotten all of this who sent it to you?   

(23:11) Beat: show me ur bra and ill tell u
(23:11) EmilySarah;; the: i want to know no
(23:11) EmilySarah;; the: *now
(23:12) EmilySarah;; the: and how do i know you'll delete it?
(23:12) Beat: do it or i will send the video to everyone, u have 30 seconds
(23:12) Beat: 29
(23:12) Beat: 28
(23:12) EmilySarah;; the: fine fine fine
(23:12) EmilySarah;; the: but promise you'll delete it
(23:13) EmilySarah;; the: AND tell me who sent it you
(23:13) EmilySarah;; the: and then leave me alone
(23:13) Beat: i'll delete it and tell u who sent it to u if you show me ur boobs
(23:13) Beat: u have 30 seconds
(23:13) EmilySarah;; the: fine
(23:13) Beat: 39
(23:13) EmilySarah;; the: wait my mums outside my door
(23:14) Beat: in waiting
(23:14) EmilySarah;; the: okay
(23:15) EmilySarah;; the: there
(23:15) Beat: didnt see
(23:15) EmilySarah;; the: there
(23:15) Beat: i want to see boobs
(23:16) EmilySarah;; the: you said bra
(23:16) Beat: take bra off
(23:16) Beat: you have 30 seconds
(23:16) Beat: 29
(23:16) EmilySarah;; the: WHY?

(23:16) Beat: 28
(23:16) Beat: 27
(23:16) Beat: 26
(23:16) EmilySarah;; the: there
(23:16) Beat: move arms
(23:16) Beat: not long enough
(23:17) Beat: stand there for 5 seconds
(23:17) EmilySarah;; the: why?
(23:17) Beat: 29
(23:17) Beat: 28
(23:17) Beat: move hands
(23:17) Beat: nearly done
(23:18) Beat: now pussy, take ur pants off, show me
23:18) EmilySarah;; the: no
(23:18) Beat: 30
(23:18) EmilySarah;; the: thats too far
(23:18) Beat: 29
(23:18) Beat: 28
(23:18) EmilySarah;; the: dont be so cruel
(23:18) EmilySarah;; the: waiittt
(23:18) Beat: 27
(23:19) EmilySarah;; the: there
(23:19) Beat: move cam so i can see bette
(23:19) Beat: r
(23:19) EmilySarah;; the: i cant
(23:19) Beat: 30
(23:19) Beat: 29
(23:19) EmilySarah;; the: IT WONT MOVE
(23:19) Beat: then move so your in viiew better

23:20) EmilySarah;; the: how?
(23:20) EmilySarah;; the: please stop
(23:20) Beat: 30
(23:20) Beat: 29
(23:20) Beat: 28
(23:20) Beat: now, open ur legs
(23:20) Beat: and touch it
(23:20) Beat: 30
(23:20) Beat: 29
(23:21) Beat: 28
(23:21) EmilySarah;; the: please stop
(23:21) Beat: 27
(23:21) Beat: 26
(23:21) Beat: 25
(23:21) Beat: cant see
(23:21) EmilySarah;; the: i cant move anymore
(23:21) Beat: stand like u were before
(23:21) EmilySarah;; the: i almost fell
(23:21) Beat: 30
(23:21) Beat: put a finger in
(23:22) Beat: keep going
(23:22) Beat: in and out
(23:22) EmilySarah;; the: im going to fall
(23:22) Beat: 30
(23:22) Beat: 29
(23:22) Beat: 28
(23:22) EmilySarah;; the: no stop

(23:22) Beat: 27
(23:22) Beat: 26
(23:22) EmilySarah;; the: i dont care anymore
(23:22) EmilySarah;; the: thats too far
(23:22) Beat: 25
(23:22) EmilySarah;; the: i made one mistake
(23:22) Beat: 24
(23:22) EmilySarah;; the: a long time ago
(23:22) Beat: 23
(23:22) Beat: 22
(23:22) Beat: 21
(23:22) EmilySarah;; the: you cant punish me for it
(23:23) Beat: 20
(23:23) Beat: 19
(23:23) Beat: 18
(23:23) Beat: times running out
(23:23) Beat: i will send it
(23:23) Beat: one last thing and thats it
(23:23) EmilySarah;; the: promisE?
(23:23) Beat: yes
(23:23) EmilySarah;; the: swear by it?
(23:23) EmilySarah;; the: that you wont break it
(23:23) Beat: i swear on my family
(23:23) EmilySarah;; the: and you'll tell me everything?
(23:23) Beat: but you have to sdo it exactly how i say
(23:23) EmilySarah;; the: and i only do it for five seconds?
(23:24) Beat: for as long as i want no questions, i promise it wont be long though

(23:24) Beat: go
(23:24) EmilySarah;; the: wait
(23:24) EmilySarah;; the: how long is not long?
(23:24) Beat: about 30 seconds maybe
(23:24) EmilySarah;; the: i'll fall
(23:24) Beat: stand up and finger yourself. go
(23:24) Beat: 30
(23:24) Beat: 29
(23:25) Beat: keep going
(23:25) EmilySarah;; the: there
(23:25) EmilySarah;; the: thats 30 seconds
(23:26) Beat: done
(23:26) Beat: i deleted the video
(23:26) EmilySarah;; the: who sent it you?
(23:26) EmilySarah;; the whole world should revolve around me# has stopped viewing webcam with you.
(23:26) EmilySarah;; the: ?
(23:26) EmilySarah;; the: you promised you'd tell
(23:26) Beat: john a frriend of niks
(23:26) Beat: but i think nik got it first
(23:27) EmilySarah;; the: i dont know anyone called john
(23:27) Beat: then find him out and kick his ass
(23:27) EmilySarah;; the: dont tell anybody please
(23:27) EmilySarah;; the: and delete all my friends
(23:28) EmilySarah;; the: ? ? ?? a ? l??? -->¢??ll ?a ??a???(B)<-- (L)g?s?g??.. l? ? ? says:
i hvnt gt ne vid n i dnt no a john
(23:29) Beat: i will leave u alone now u will never see me again, that video will never appear anywhere

(23:29) Beat: and i will delete all ur friends
(23:29) EmilySarah;; the: thank you.
(23:29) Beat: promise
(23:29) EmilySarah;; the: wait
(23:29) EmilySarah;; the: swear you didnt make anew one
(23:29) Beat: i swear
(23:29) Beat: i dont no how
(23:29) EmilySarah;; the: on your family?
(23:29) EmilySarah;; the: and yourself?
(23:30) Beat: on my family
(23:30) Beat: and myself
(23:30) EmilySarah;; the: and that was purely for your own kicks?
(23:30) Beat: it was
(23:30) EmilySarah;; the: ok
(23:30) Beat: bye
(23:30) EmilySarah;; the: bye.
(23:31) EmilySarah;; the whole world should revolve around me# has been blocked

[close]

[Madrun Badrun]

I thought you were going for a philosophy degree, Arvie?

double honours philo and compsci

[fistfulofmetal]

What.
WHAT
Why is Sharon Stone the new ADA on Law and Order: SVU???

[Positive Touch]

i would post a link but i got it off /b/ and didn't save the link. sorry.
one video has the chat log attached so you can follow along. i can post the chat log:

jesus christ thats sick.  wtf is wrong with dudes

[Joe Molotov]

i would post a link but i got it off /b/ and didn't save the link. sorry.
one video has the chat log attached so you can follow along. i can post the chat log:

jesus christ thats sick.  wtf is wrong with dudes

Is there a TL;DR version so I can be offended too without having to read all that?

[fistfulofmetal]

Is there a TL;DR version so I can be offended too without having to read all that?

should be summary enough

[Diunx]

PM me the good shit fistful.

[Ichirou]

Sounds like she's in high school, which means she's underage, which means Willco will ban your ass.

[Diunx]

She looks 18 to me

[Ichirou]

You're a savage, reirom.

[Diunx]

[Fresh Prince]

[youtube=560,345]3FgMLROTqJ0[/youtube]

[Ichirou]

Sometimes you seem so westernized, Wrath, but at other times the islamofascist side of you comes out.

[Fresh Prince]

They want everything.

[Ichirou]

Nah, I'm just an arab.

Fixed....?

[ch1nchilla]

I have a Japanese mid-term tomorrow morning, and studied kanji for the better part of the afternoon, but my girlfriend's dad was in Tokyo today and invited us out to dinner, and when said dad asks "Chris, what do you want to drink?," it means you better be ordering something with alcohol in it. I exercised discipline, but here I am at my apartment, five beers later, attempting to sober up through tea, caffeine, and water. At least Thank Me Later leaked. It's going to be a long night.

[Diunx]

I have a question for you older folks:

Why do girls act like they have the same feelings that you do, then claim "oh, I like you as a friend" even after your feelings have been made clear and a mutual understanding of said feelings is seemingly made? Look, I get that I'm a loser and all but I don't see that as a justifiable reason to sting me along.

They do it because they can and we can't really do anything but

[brob]

I have a question for you older folks:

Why do girls act like they have the same feelings that you do, then claim "oh, I like you as a friend" even after your feelings have been made clear and a mutual understanding of said feelings is seemingly made? Look, I get that I'm a loser and all but I don't see that as a justifiable reason to sting me along.

You know how winrar asks you to buy it every time you execute it, but you just close the pop-up and use the feature set? That's how she sees you. Your whine about wanting a give-and-take relationship is easily mitigated by the fact that she gets what she needs out of you whether she gives you pussy or not.

[Barry Egan]

Just take your lumps, feel the pain, and repeat, without resorting to lazily reducing women to one broad persona.

[The Fake Shemp]

No, that's lame. Chipopo doesn't know what he's talking about.

[Madrun Badrun]

I have a question for you older folks:

Why do girls act like they have the same feelings that you do, then claim "oh, I like you as a friend" even after your feelings have been made clear and a mutual understanding of said feelings is seemingly made? Look, I get that I'm a loser and all but I don't see that as a justifiable reason to sting me along.

You know how winrar asks you to buy it every time you execute it, but you just close the pop-up and use the feature set? That's how she sees you. Your whine about wanting a give-and-take relationship is easily mitigated by the fact that she gets what she needs out of you whether she gives you pussy or not.

OMG

[The Fake Shemp]

Haha, the rotten chick that spoiled my weekend and I actually checked into a hotel with my own money just to get her out of my house, apparently charged shit to my card. What a piece of work.

[Mupepe]

what a biotch

[The Fake Shemp]

You two jerks are still friends with her on Facebook!

[Himu]

Who is she?

[The Fake Shemp]

She was a friend, but she has easily gone on to become the most parasitic person I have ever met in my entire life.

[Mupepe]

You two jerks are still friends with her on Facebook!

that's her?

i didn't know!!  hahaha

[The Fake Shemp]

Yeah. Don't type anything on her wall, though. I'm trying to walk away totally clean, so that when the Karma police come, they will beat the shit out of her and I can look on and smile.