Random talk thread: It just keeps happening

[Eric P]

If a vampire sucks the blood of a zombie, does the vampire become a Vampire-Zombie? Does the Zombie become a Zombie-Vampire? What about a werewolf attacking a zombie? Can the Zombie-Werewolf only be killed by a shot to the brain with a silver bullet?

the thought of undead werewolves that can only be killed by a silver bullet to the brain is pretty awesome, i have to say

[Fresh Prince]

you should have a corkscrew handy

[Robo]

The thigh is better, fyi; more painful and no one will know (except demi and maybe your wife).

[Fresh Prince]

Depends on what you classify vampirsim, werewolfism and zombisim. Are they genetic, viral or satanic?

[Fresh Prince]

which means they would be immune

[Fresh Prince]

well if you want to get proper zombies were created by voodoo priests so they are originated as part of the 'occult' but now it seems most people accept zombisim as some sort of disease

a similar thing happened with vampires and werewolves but more about it being genetic than a disease

[chronovore]

If a vampire sucks the blood of a zombie, does the vampire become a Vampire-Zombie? Does the Zombie become a Zombie-Vampire? What about a werewolf attacking a zombie? Can the Zombie-Werewolf only be killed by a shot to the brain with a silver bullet?

Vampires wouldn't drink the blood of zombies, because it's impure or congealed or clotted. You wouldn't drink rotten milk would you?

Werewolves are another issue. Just a werewolf attack is enough to turn someone, in some legends. Werewolf zombie would truly be a force to be feared, at least once a month, like my wife.

[Himu]

Dungeons and Dragons is fun as fuck.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

anyone interested in the vampires and werewolfe debate should play vampire: the masquerade: bloodlines with all the fan patches its an amazingRPG.

[BlueTsunami]

I have the local news on in the background and there was a piece on Lady Gaga's speech up in Maine about "Don't Ask Don't Tell" being wrong and one local gay dude was all like "She's gonna be the next John Lennon, she tryna' change the world". SMH

[MyNameIsMethodis]

what the fuck was she doing in mane

[Madrun Badrun]

I just solved an algorithm very cleverly.  I feel like such a clever bitch. 

[TakingBackSunday]

sad bastard music night ft(l?)w

[Diunx]

Ate an pineapple turnover today shit was tasty, I'm gonna post this on twitter.

[Cormacaroni]

If a vampire sucks the blood of a zombie, does the vampire become a Vampire-Zombie? Does the Zombie become a Zombie-Vampire? What about a werewolf attacking a zombie? Can the Zombie-Werewolf only be killed by a shot to the brain with a silver bullet?

Vampires wouldn't drink the blood of zombies, because it's impure or congealed or clotted. You wouldn't drink rotten milk would you?

Werewolves are another issue. Just a werewolf attack is enough to turn someone, in some legends. Werewolf zombie would truly be a force to be feared, at least once a month, like my wife.

 

You now have me wondering if female vampires menstruate, and how long they could subsist of their flow.

[Fresh Prince]

 

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I guess I do not understand making out with a co-worker if it is a serious attempt at a career.

You're basically putting your future in the hands of someone who can fuck you over at their will.  Although maybe those things are different outside of the US.

[Reb]

In a real job it would reflect badly on you if your boss knew you fucked a coworker, thus hurting your career opportunities. Where I worked it was grounds for firing a person.

[lennedsay]

Happy birthday Wrath!

[Mupepe]

We have couples working here.

We have our management going out with us.

There's a difference between a relationship and fucking a coworker.  Relationships are cleared and declared with HR and they're an adult thing (although still avoid, avoid, avoid).  Fucking a coworker is showing the mental restraint of a teenager.  It's clearly a bad idea for drama and BS.  Management sees it like you're not taking your job seriously and you're there to socialize and have fun and fuck the consequences.

[Mupepe]

yes sir!

some people have to learn that the hard way :'(

[Mupepe]

pics

[Mupepe]

pm me pics

[Mr. Gundam]

Got the stomach flu. 

[Mupepe]

Stumbled on to the folder of pics of my ex and myself.

This is a shitty feeling.
 

take it from me.  don't beat off to them.  you'll only feel shittier.  And sleepier.

[Mupepe]

I wasn't assuming they were.  Sometimes regular pictures make the best JO pictures.  Especially ones where a particular shirt or something makes titties seem bigger than they actually are and stuff.  Or you can see just the right amount of cleavage to get your imagination going and before you know it you're in the bathroom with a tub of butter, out of breath and thinking "ugh.  now i gotta shower"

[Robo]

I wasn't assuming they were.  Sometimes regular pictures make the best JO pictures.  Especially ones where a particular shirt or something makes titties seem bigger than they actually are and stuff.  Or you can see just the right amount of cleavage to get your imagination going and before you know it you're in the bathroom with a tub of butter, out of breath and thinking "ugh.  now i gotta shower"

    It's so true.  This happens to me all the time with those photos you get for free when you buy picture frames.

[Mupepe]

I wasn't assuming they were.  Sometimes regular pictures make the best JO pictures.  Especially ones where a particular shirt or something makes titties seem bigger than they actually are and stuff.  Or you can see just the right amount of cleavage to get your imagination going and before you know it you're in the bathroom with a tub of butter, out of breath and thinking "ugh.  now i gotta shower"

    It's so true.  This happens to me all the time with those photos you get for free when you buy picture frames.

like this...



Why the hell do they do that??

I always swore if I was like 30 or 40 and single, I would buy photo frames with those pictures and claim them as my family.  hopefully i won't have to.

Edit: Potential lesbians...

[Fresh Prince]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0054698/parentalguide

[Fresh Prince]

I found this on GAF so it's bound to work mojo
http://roissy.wordpress.com/2010/09/21/curing-oneitis/

- Don’t burn your ex’s photos, but do store them in a lockbox in the attic where it would be a pain for you to conveniently access. Burning photos and other memorabilia is a powerfully symbolic act that ironically reinforces her importance in your life. Better to nonchalantly store that shit like it was any other old knickknack you no longer have use for.

[WrikaWrek]

I recently trashed letters and photos from my ex. Not because i felt anything for her, but because i didn't want shit lying around for my new gf to see. It just doesn't make sense honestly, to store stuff of girls you had a bad breakup with. After a certain age, it's not cool to have stuff from your exes imo

[Himu]

I recently trashed letters and photos from my ex. Not because i felt anything for her, but because i didn't want shit lying around for my new gf to see. It just doesn't make sense honestly, to store stuff of girls you had a bad breakup with. After a certain age, it's not cool to have stuff from your exes imo

what if you still remain good friends

[etiolate]

what about the nude pics?

[Diunx]

Send them to your friends in exchange of nude pics of their exes and then delete them.

[WrikaWrek]

I recently trashed letters and photos from my ex. Not because i felt anything for her, but because i didn't want shit lying around for my new gf to see. It just doesn't make sense honestly, to store stuff of girls you had a bad breakup with. After a certain age, it's not cool to have stuff from your exes imo

what if you still remain good friends

Well that's different of course, but hide that shit away, no girl wants to step on that kind of shit from her boyfriend.

[lennedsay]

I found this note from my husband's crazy ex gf at his parents house. Later on I read it aloud to my BFF (who is basically her sister-in-law, and the BFF hates her crazy ass). I don't know if I've ever laughed so hard in my life. 

"Something something... you're so mean to me.... something something... why do you hate me so much... something... I'm so amazing and you should worship me and you don't... something something..." 

I seriously wanted to frame it or put it on the fridge, but luckily I didn't. She came over to the house a few months ago and probably would've burnt our house down in a fit of rage if she would've seen it. We did keep it though, just for the serial killer handwriting alone.



Edit: Wrath - Breakfast at Tiffany's is fine for a 14 year old girl (no nudity, no sex, no drugs, nothing like that), but I don't know many that would actually be interested at that age, unfortunately. It's definitely a classic that she should watch and form her own opinion about, however.

[Phoenix Dark]

So I got home from school kinda late and had to hurry up and get dressed for work and make it to the bus stop. I got there like ten seconds before some girl, who was rather attractive. She asked me if I was going to church and I said "no, I have a job. I'm going to work."

Anyway so the bus arrives, and since I'm on a roll I say "ladies first" and let her get on the bus. Then I get on the bus and see the girl I let get on before me got the last open seat on the bus. I've never seen it so crowded. I walk to the back and stand next to this one (black) guy who looks up at me, shakes his head and says "ain't no chivalry on the bus, nicca"  :'(

[etiolate]

[Diunx]

, and why did she ask you if you were going to church? the hell you wear for work?

[Fresh Prince]

So I got home from school kinda late and had to hurry up and get dressed for work and make it to the bus stop. I got there like ten seconds before some girl, who was rather attractive. She asked me if I was going to church and I said "no, I have a job. I'm going to work."

Anyway so the bus arrives, and since I'm on a roll I say "ladies first" and let her get on the bus. Then I get on the bus and see the girl I let get on before me got the last open seat on the bus. I've never seen it so crowded. I walk to the back and stand next to this one (black) guy who looks up at me, shakes his head and says "ain't no chivalry on the bus, distinguished black fellow"  :'(

[TakingBackSunday]

[Madrun Badrun]

PD is a Mormon.  When he dresses for work, it's like he's dressing for church. 

[Fresh Prince]

PD = Rosa Parks

[Phoenix Dark]

, and why did she ask you if you were going to church? the hell you wear for work?

dude all I had on was a buttoned shirt, some dress pants, and my dress shoes.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

I think thats the funniest fucking post I ever read on these forums

good job pd, im proud to be of the same race

[Fresh Prince]

'Tis was probably a Sunday
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[Diunx]

I love that scene

Slim

[Himu]

So I got home from school kinda late and had to hurry up and get dressed for work and make it to the bus stop. I got there like ten seconds before some girl, who was rather attractive. She asked me if I was going to church and I said "no, I have a job. I'm going to work."

Anyway so the bus arrives, and since I'm on a roll I say "ladies first" and let her get on the bus. Then I get on the bus and see the girl I let get on before me got the last open seat on the bus. I've never seen it so crowded. I walk to the back and stand next to this one (black) guy who looks up at me, shakes his head and says "ain't no chivalry on the bus, distinguished black fellow"  :'(

[Fresh Prince]

I also love the fact it's like, 'Bitch! I got a job. I need no God or Church in my life'. Some roll.

[Phoenix Dark]

, and why did she ask you if you were going to church? the hell you wear for work?

dude all I had on was a buttoned shirt, some dress pants, and my dress shoes.

Where the fuck do you work that you need dress shoes?

I work at a dental office; I work at the front desk, handle insurance, payments, etc. They aren't fancy gator church dress shoes, just some regular black dress shoes many working people wear.

[Phoenix Dark]

smh I can't wear jeans. I just wear a shirt and Dockers typically.

[lennedsay]

wtf kind of jobs do you people have? The kind that require name tags and hair nets or something?   

It's ok, PD. I won't troll you over your dress shoes. I wear nice shoes to work too, but mostly cause heels are

[Himu]

haha bunch of poofs wearing t-shirts and like, shorts or some shit to work

[Diunx]

I have to wear a shirt and dress pants when I have to go to the office, I hate that shit

[MyNameIsMethodis]

dun worry PD I have to wear train overalls and a engineer hat

[demi]

I wear a nice shirt and pants as well. What is wrong with that?

[Fresh Prince]

Don't black people go to church it suits and hats?

[lennedsay]

I heard they do backflips and stuff too. Like on Blues Brothers

[Fresh Prince]

Why did himu ever leave? It sounds awesome.
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Shit you're not lying.

[etiolate]

Maybe the dentist is a woman and it's some hot role reversal shit.