Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 4290343 times)

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #4200 on:** October 20, 2010, 11:46:37 AM »

Quote from: etiolate on October 19, 2010, 03:41:14 PM

pd you need to find pastor jones

http://blackchristianmovies.com/movie.php?id=20

and ask for some tips

If there's a church stereotype that's 100% correct, it's the "pastor's kids are fucking crazy" one

Himu · « **Reply #4201 on:** October 20, 2010, 01:48:59 PM »

being sick SUCKS

Robo · « **Reply #4202 on:** October 20, 2010, 01:51:03 PM »

Don't touch if you ain't sanitized.

Diunx · « **Reply #4203 on:** October 20, 2010, 01:58:33 PM »

Had a pretty crazy dream last night, it started with me playing a version of Resident Evil Code Veronica with RE4 style gameplay and with Leon as the main character, the game also started in an American neighborhood or some shit, then all the sudden there is a zombie apocalypse in real life and I'm in a house with a all my family and I don't see my mum so I ask where she at and someone tells me that she went shopping and I'm like FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!! and went out to look for her I find her on the beach and the zombies start chasing us and out of nowhere my cousins/brother arrive in a pick up truck and me and my mum get in the back, we drive to a building and then the zombies are gone but now there is a giant blue monster with tentacles and he hit the building and everything is falling and shit but we get in the truck and drive out of the building just before in came down like in the movies when someone is driving out of an explosion, I woke up at that point.

It was some fucked up shit.

Mupepe · « **Reply #4204 on:** October 20, 2010, 02:26:27 PM »

if i was a zombie and your mom was there, i'd start eating by eating her ass.

Diunx · « **Reply #4205 on:** October 20, 2010, 02:30:19 PM »

I don't blame you my mother is pretty hot.

Lebanese women

Mupepe · « **Reply #4206 on:** October 20, 2010, 02:38:54 PM »

pics plz

Diunx · « **Reply #4207 on:** October 20, 2010, 03:14:06 PM »

Apparently my dream was a prophetic one since The Waling Dead pilot leaked.

Me

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #4208 on:** October 20, 2010, 03:29:52 PM »

Sitting next to a kinda hot chick in the library. She's on the phone saying her computer at home isn't connecting to the internet anymore, the wireless is fucked up blah blah blah. And I'm thinking "wow, I could fix that. Ask if what's wrong and say you know how to fix computers"

But I'm just gonna sit here and post on EB instead

Mupepe · « **Reply #4209 on:** October 20, 2010, 03:31:35 PM »

DUDE DO IT. Just don't be overly assertive about going OVER to fix it. Just ask her some questions about what it's doing and give some suggestions and then write down your phone number and tell her to call you if it doesn't work or she has any questions. Even if it works and she has no reason to call you, if she likes you even a little she'll call just to thank you for telling her how to fix it. DO IT!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #4210 on:** October 20, 2010, 03:33:00 PM »

Fuck it I'm doing it

brb

Raban · « **Reply #4211 on:** October 20, 2010, 03:33:18 PM »

OH SHIT

Mupepe · « **Reply #4212 on:** October 20, 2010, 03:34:21 PM »

Diunx · « **Reply #4213 on:** October 20, 2010, 03:37:49 PM »

Robo · « **Reply #4214 on:** October 20, 2010, 03:40:23 PM »

uh, hi... i was listening to you talk on the phone and... uhm urm uhm i can... maybe.... fix that if, you know, you want it fixed or whatever..... i mean, i know you want it fixed because .... i heard you on the phone, but uhm, i mean if you want me to fix it, you know, i will do it. *stares into the distance*

Raban · « **Reply #4215 on:** October 20, 2010, 03:41:28 PM »

Quote from: Robo on October 20, 2010, 03:40:23 PM

uh, hi... i was listening to you talk on the phone and... uhm urm uhm i can... maybe.... fix that if, you know, you want it fixed or whatever..... i mean, i know you want it fixed because .... i heard you on the phone, but uhm, i mean if you want me to fix it, you know, i will do it. *stares into the distance*

I didn't know Robo was getting live coverage

Mupepe · « **Reply #4216 on:** October 20, 2010, 03:42:04 PM »

It could go that way, but i've got more faith in PD. I tend to start conversations with random people about things I know. Like when I see people getting confused about shit at Fry's or Best Buy I'll explain it to them or offer my opinion and it never turns awkward. My friends say I'm a natural flirt with though

Raban · « **Reply #4217 on:** October 20, 2010, 03:44:36 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on October 20, 2010, 03:42:04 PM

It could go that way, but i've got more faith in PD. I tend to start conversations with random people about things I know. Like when I see people getting confused about shit at Fry's or Best Buy I'll explain it to them or offer my opinion and it never turns awkward. My friends say I'm a natural flirt with though

I do the same thing. Half the time I'm not even aware what I'm doing. My friend was giving me a ride and I was having a conversation with a girl in another car at a stoplight and after we drove away my friend said "You know that girl was flirting with you?" and I was like "Wat."

etiolate · « **Reply #4218 on:** October 20, 2010, 03:45:31 PM »

Offer her a verbal tip "You know I had that problem and I did this"

Then see if she asks if you could help her do it.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #4219 on:** October 20, 2010, 03:46:52 PM »

me: hi, I happened to overhear your conversation about your computer...and I'm just wondering what the wireless problem is? I work on computers all the time

her: oh, yea.. sorry, my boyfriend said he gonna look at it

me: oh well, yeah. I hope he fixes it

her: me too

Powerslave · « **Reply #4220 on:** October 20, 2010, 03:49:47 PM »

Don't worry about it PD, there are plenty of fish in the sea.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Too bad we don't have any equipment to fish with

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Mupepe · « **Reply #4221 on:** October 20, 2010, 03:50:29 PM »

Trying is the most important step. The important thing to remember is that in dating you'll fail more often than not and that's true for 99% of people. So go get 'em, Tiger.

Himu · « **Reply #4222 on:** October 20, 2010, 03:52:57 PM »

just ask any random girl out. you're good looking. with some confidence you should get a number. you ride the bus, right? get yourself a couple of bucks and ride a few bus rides. ask all the girls out you think are cute.

Mupepe · « **Reply #4223 on:** October 20, 2010, 03:57:07 PM »

the bus

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #4224 on:** October 20, 2010, 03:57:31 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on October 20, 2010, 03:52:57 PM

just ask any random girl out. you're good looking. with some confidence you should get a number. you ride the bus, right? get yourself a couple of bucks and ride a few bus rides. ask all the girls out you think are cute.

That could be a good idea. I'm always dressed up on the bus, on my way to work.

On a serious level, it's not that I have confidence problems per se, it's more of a "what's the point" mentality.

Himu · « **Reply #4225 on:** October 20, 2010, 03:57:31 PM »

Himu · « **Reply #4226 on:** October 20, 2010, 03:58:22 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 20, 2010, 03:57:31 PM

it's more of a "what's the point" mentality.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #4227 on:** October 20, 2010, 04:11:54 PM »

He's right we're just going to die anyway!

cool breeze · « **Reply #4228 on:** October 20, 2010, 04:22:47 PM »

I get an email saying I'm failing a class, then others from other students asking if anyone else only had an attendance grade. I check the grades online and all the due date for all assignments is August 2008

I hope he curves the grade for those of us that don't have a time machine.

Diunx · « **Reply #4229 on:** October 20, 2010, 05:41:02 PM »

Fuuuu! Electricity went out! Luckily TWD finished downloading.

etiolate · « **Reply #4230 on:** October 20, 2010, 09:43:28 PM »

I never asked out a lot of girls for a couple of reasons, mostly because I doubted their potential interest in me, and secondly because even if I went with the "ask them all, eventually one will say yes" tactic, I'm a wuss about breaking up with a girl or ditching a girl. The problem being that if a girl does say yes and after a date I find out she's wacko then I don't want to do the messy part of walling her off.

Mupepe · « **Reply #4231 on:** October 20, 2010, 10:38:19 PM »

thats the humorous part

Diunx · « **Reply #4232 on:** October 20, 2010, 10:44:52 PM »

I just stop calling them, some get the message most call me and rant for an hour.

Powerslave · « **Reply #4233 on:** October 20, 2010, 10:59:48 PM »

fuck my life

Beezy · « **Reply #4234 on:** October 21, 2010, 03:09:22 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 19, 2010, 01:02:28 PM

:beezy

:michelle

Powerslave · « **Reply #4235 on:** October 21, 2010, 11:53:02 AM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on October 21, 2010, 10:58:24 AM

I haven't been on a date for 3 weeks now

Damn dude.. will someone please help this guy get out of his misery?

brawndolicious · « **Reply #4236 on:** October 21, 2010, 01:43:51 PM »

So has anything changed in the last couple of months?

Diunx · « **Reply #4237 on:** October 21, 2010, 01:47:36 PM »

nop, go home.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #4238 on:** October 21, 2010, 01:54:53 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on October 21, 2010, 01:43:51 PM

So has anything changed in the last couple of months?

Willco got banned and Nintendosbooger rebuked his wiifaggotry to join the master PC race.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #4239 on:** October 21, 2010, 02:12:51 PM »

I can't imagine willco being involuntarily banned, I don't think he ever pissed anybody off.

Reb · « **Reply #4240 on:** October 21, 2010, 02:18:03 PM »

He pissed me off constantly.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #4241 on:** October 21, 2010, 02:22:06 PM »

If you didn't want it you should have gotten out of the way.

Diunx · « **Reply #4242 on:** October 21, 2010, 03:31:07 PM »

He was a jew, I think that was reason enough for the banning demi is a wise leader.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #4243 on:** October 21, 2010, 05:39:14 PM »

I have a four hour class starting tonight; gonna kill myself

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #4244 on:** October 21, 2010, 07:46:21 PM »

patient: ok I gotta go -
me: sir, you have a co-pay of $70..
patient: what? WHAT. my insurance company handles that
me: yes they handle 90% of costs, and you're required to pay a deductible based on the plan you have blah blah blah
patient: the hell, no. are you trying to steal from me? is this what you people do?
me: no sir, i can show you your statement, I just got off the phone with your insurance company
patient: no, send me the statement. i doubt you got your math right son

smh

Powerslave · « **Reply #4245 on:** October 21, 2010, 07:51:20 PM »

you got sonned

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #4246 on:** October 21, 2010, 07:54:37 PM »

Be like "Make sure to put in an apology letter with the payment, old timer"

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4247 on:** October 21, 2010, 08:03:05 PM »

Quote from: Powerslave on October 21, 2010, 07:51:20 PM

you got sonned

Brehvolution · « **Reply #4248 on:** October 21, 2010, 08:11:13 PM »

Paying for services

You could just get around this by having them pay as they check in, but I can also see the angle of performing the service first so people don't walk out.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4249 on:** October 22, 2010, 01:22:45 AM »

Two midterms tomorrow and I feel like I'm halfassing both

chronovore · « **Reply #4250 on:** October 22, 2010, 01:57:57 AM »

Quote from: am nintenho on October 21, 2010, 02:12:51 PM

I can't imagine willco being involuntarily banned, I don't think he ever pissed anybody off.

He probably just needed to concentrate on work for awhile, and had demi ban him so he wouldn't even be tempted.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #4251 on:** October 22, 2010, 02:48:11 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on October 22, 2010, 01:22:45 AM

Two midterms tomorrow and I feel like I'm halfassing both

That equals one full ass.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #4252 on:** October 22, 2010, 06:04:06 AM »

Quote from: chronovore on October 22, 2010, 01:57:57 AM

Quote from: am nintenho on October 21, 2010, 02:12:51 PM
I can't imagine willco being involuntarily banned, I don't think he ever pissed anybody off.
He probably just needed to concentrate on work for awhile, and had demi ban him so he wouldn't even be tempted.

I know, I remember he was trying to get some sort of show together so I can't imagine he had that much free time.

Mupepe · « **Reply #4253 on:** October 22, 2010, 12:31:01 PM »

what consequences?

chronovore · « **Reply #4254 on:** October 22, 2010, 12:35:56 PM »

Wrath can't eat spicy dishes.

Himu · « **Reply #4255 on:** October 22, 2010, 12:43:50 PM »

my girlfriend can't eat spicy food or she gets gas

it's cute when she gets gas

Mupepe · « **Reply #4256 on:** October 22, 2010, 12:45:35 PM »

until she spray farts on you himu

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4257 on:** October 22, 2010, 12:57:59 PM »

That's himu's thing; fart sprays.

lennedsay · « **Reply #4258 on:** October 22, 2010, 02:26:00 PM »

I plan on getting completely hammered tonight. I'm going to kill everyone I encounter until then.

etiolate · « **Reply #4259 on:** October 22, 2010, 02:46:39 PM »

I want to give props to the kid who set the Roseville Galleria on fire and the Antelope Walmart, but having my family on facebook means dealing with people mourning the loss of a mall.

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