Random talk thread: It just keeps happening

[Fresh Prince]

That's ok. As a respectable good looking while male in a clean office environment, I have no problems with my urine.

whale?

[demi]

Delicious whales

[Powerslave]

"grow hash"

picardfacepalm

[drew]

ahahahahahahhaaa

[drew]

if i was in a field in the middle east i sure as hell wouldnt be looking for no weed, opium pods baby, make some tea from that bitch, shit yeah, son

[etiolate]

finally found a knife buddy irl, hes another dishwasher making his way through criminal justice classes, next year hes going down to kentucky to be a cop, we shot the shit about everything dangerous for 30 minutes, now i dont feel weird anymore, all of you can eat a dick sandwich

[Madrun Badrun]

[demi]

Shit yeah. I get insurance after 90 days. Obamacare in action

[Madrun Badrun]

Operating Systems midterm was brutal beyond belief.

[drew]

yesterday i was suppossed to wash lunch but i thought i was doing dinner, showed up at 5:30 and let the guy that was suppossed to work that night go and stayed to try to make up for it, got a phone call this morning from the chef who was po'd, i guess hes going to write me up when i go in to bus on tuesday, it was an honest mistake because the old schedule was still up and the manager even made the same mistake i am

tl;dr todays my day off and ima drink and pop xanax to try and forget about this bullshit, never take a job at a restaurant, kids

[Mupepe]

I think the only person here that doesn't already know that is maybe Green Man.  Everyone else has a real job or is just unemployed I think

Tell the Chef he's a homo

[drew]

yeah, hes not all that bright, kind of reminds me of eyeore with the way he talks

and by real job you mean a soul sucking desk job, right? i could turn to that whenever i want, i have a million dollar client book at morgan stanley with my name on it, i could follow in my fathers footsteps tomorrow if i wanted, but id rather find my own way, i think

[Mupepe]

I'm calling it.  In 3 years you'll be behind a desk at morgan stanley.

[Robo]

I'm calling it.  In 3 years you'll be behind a desk at morgan stanley with a dust pan and brush.

If lucky.

[lennedsay]

They're fucking up by not having a set schedule. We'd have the same schedule all the time until maybe the next semester of school when everybody's class schedule changed. It was awesome, but that wasn't the only thing awesome there. Legally I can't go into any details.

Seriously if I could still work there, I would. It was so much fun, even when it sucked.

[Madrun Badrun]

I'm calling it.  In 3 years you'll be under a desk at morgan stanley.

If morgan or stanley are lucky.

[demi]

i worked at a restaurant too. desk job shits all over it

[Powerslave]

I'm hungry but too lazy to eat something. Fuck this.. I don't eat food.

[Boogie]

yeah, hes not all that bright, kind of reminds me of eyeore with the way he talks

and by real job you mean a soul sucking desk job, right?

Wait.

A desk job is "soul-sucking", but washing and cleaning tables all day long isn't?

[Fresh Prince]

drew, working at Morgan Stanley would allow you to buy more drugs

[Diunx]

They probably have a better insurance program than the restaurant so a desk job could help him to get more illegal AND legal drugs.

[Fresh Prince]

At Morgan Stanley he'd get the good shit as well.

[demi]

Would he have met another creepy, malcontented, socially unstable knife loser at a desk job?

Probably

[drew]

Would he have met another creepy, malcontented, socially unstable knife loser at a desk job?

you know how stand up comedians say that they always focus on the one guy in the audience that isnt laughing? thats me, with you, right now.

i dont think a guy thats going to be a police officer soon is any of those things

[Diunx]

I have met creepy and socially unstable police officers, don't know what malcontented is though.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I'm calling it.  In 3 years you'll be behind a desk at morgan stanley with a dust pan and brush.

If lucky.

 

[Boogie]

Would he have met another creepy, malcontented, socially unstable knife loser at a desk job?

i dont think a guy thats going to be a police officer soon is any of those things

Oh, I could name one or two.

[Boogie]

Would he have met another creepy, malcontented, socially unstable knife loser at a desk job?

you know how stand up comedians say that they always focus on the one guy in the audience that isnt laughing? thats me, with you, right now.

i dont think a guy thats going to be a police officer soon is any of those things

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Gregson

:p

[Raban]

Would he have met another creepy, malcontented, socially unstable knife loser at a desk job?

you know how stand up comedians say that they always focus on the one guy in the audience that isnt laughing? thats me, with you, right now.

i dont think a guy thats going to be a police officer soon is any of those things

That doesn't apply at all here. I speak for myself here, but you're just fun to dick around with because you remind me of pretty much every alternative kid I ever knew in high school. They always bragged about their drug addictions, law breaking, knife carrying, leather jacket wearing. That's you, to me, right now.

[Fresh Prince]

Most of the police I've met irl have some sort of power trip problem.

[Boogie]

Most of the police I've met irl have some sort of power trip problem.

Really?  I've never heard that before.

[drew]

youre 19 years old, dont talk, refer and or allude to me in any way shape or form

[Diunx]

Most of the police I've met irl have some sort of power trip problem.

Really?  I've never heard that before.

You heard that alot because its true.

[Fresh Prince]

And it's not while in they are on the job either. It's like they talk about how being a cop automatically makes them a better person or they think they are some detective and try and play mind games and shit with you.

[Powerslave]

NO MORE DEAD COPS

[MyNameIsMethodis]

drewsy i can still be ur frend rite

[Mupepe]

NO MORE DEAD COPS

ugh.  i hate that scene

"things are worse than ever"

no.  remember when lunatics were taking over the city and everyone was high on crazy drugs and katie holmes was in town?  me too

[Raban]

youre 19 years old, dont talk, refer and or allude to me in any way shape or form

Yep. Literally same shit I heard from kids even younger than me. Good jon.

[lennedsay]

NO MORE DEAD COPS

ugh.  i hate that scene

"things are worse than ever"

no.  remember when lunatics were taking over the city and everyone was high on crazy drugs and katie holmes was in town?  me too

I always laugh hysterically at that scene, but I'm sick, so... 

[Mupepe]

I always crack up at "I am the Batman"

[drew]

Yep. Literally same shit I heard from kids even younger than me. Good jon.

i guess i forgot to put quote on that list

consider this the addendum

[Raban]

Yep. Literally same shit I heard from kids even younger than me. Good jon.

i guess i forgot to put quote on that list

consider this the addendum

Oh I'm sorry is this bothering you?

Yep. Literally same shit I heard from kids even younger than me. Good jon.

i guess i forgot to put quote on that list

consider this the addendum

Yep. Literally same shit I heard from kids even younger than me. Good jon.

i guess i forgot to put quote on that list

consider this the addendum

Yep. Literally same shit I heard from kids even younger than me. Good jon.

i guess i forgot to put quote on that list

consider this the addendum

Time to buy more adderall and switchblades!

[Powerslave]

man drew is gonna be pissed when sees your post! I'd edit that if I were you..

[Raban]

[Great Rumbler]

I really hate all those ghost shows.

"OH MAN SOMETHING JUST TOUCHED ME!!!"

"DUDE THIS ROOM IS REALLY COLD!!!"

"THAT DOOR JUST SHUT BY ITSELF!!!"

Shut up. Just shut up.

[Raban]

hey demi where's our color change for the season? I'm awfully sick of the blue at this point.

[Diunx]

More broken promises, bring the jew back!

[Diunx]

The forum was Orange but now is blue again wtf!

[Raban]

DEMI YOU JERK

[The Sceneman]

I just smoked a joint and now I feel like jerking off.

I'm getting a pretty sweet buzz on here

[Raban]

I just smoked a joint and now I feel like jerking off.

I'm getting a pretty sweet buzz on here

FEELS GOOD MAN

It's not long after I smoke weed that I feel like jerking it. My hand just gets down there and before I know it I'm cleaning the stuff off my hands

[The Sceneman]

that shit just makes me feel so sexy and hot goddamn. Niccas dick all hard n shit. Niccas ready to FUCC know what I'm sayin

[Raban]

Word up, my nicca

[chronovore]

Yeah, he's pretty great, but I don't need to visualize him fapping. Or even thinking about fapping.

...Scenester, dude, just go take matters into your own hands, and save us all the play-by-play. 

[demi]

Scenester you should slap your hog on the bathroom sink. You'll be surprised how refreshing it is to hear a slab of flesh make a loud thud.

[Raban]

[lennedsay]

Where's BlackMage been?    No one hangs on my clit quite like him...

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Probably because he thought it was a cock when he invited me to this sausage fest. 

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[Diunx]

BrandNew I saw your facebook status update! Post pics of your hot hipster sister!

[The Sceneman]

Where's BlackMage been?    No one hangs on my clit quite like him...

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Probably because he thought it was a cock when he invited me to this sausage fest. 

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[Madrun Badrun]

56% on my operating systems midterm.  50% class average.  Fuck.

94% on my psyc midterm though