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Groogrux

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #5340 on: December 20, 2010, 04:48:56 PM »
Is it bad that I just want to strangle my son sometimes?  It's usually when I go looking for something and I find a toy in it's place...


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Himu

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« Reply #5341 on: December 20, 2010, 05:27:25 PM »
Had nasal surgery, my nose is full of blood and I am breathing through my mouth. Got home an hour ago and I'm just chilling watching Rugrats on Netflix, which still owns btw. I don't think I've ever been this dehydrated haha.
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Himu

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« Reply #5342 on: December 20, 2010, 05:46:24 PM »
I find it funny how when I was a kid I thought it was about awesome adventures but looking back it's like, these babies are in danger :( I find myself feeling for these adults so bad.
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Joe Molotov

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #5343 on: December 20, 2010, 11:05:13 PM »
w00t won a bluray player

but I don't have an HDTV :lol

Cool story, Borys.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #5344 on: December 20, 2010, 11:35:55 PM »
 :lol :lol :lol

and thus, a new meme is born
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Brehvolution

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #5345 on: December 21, 2010, 10:22:35 AM »
It just dawned on me that I've had sex 8 times in the past 5 days and no signs of slowing down. :rock

I feel like I'm 18 again.
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« Reply #5346 on: December 21, 2010, 10:43:57 AM »
:rock

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« Reply #5347 on: December 21, 2010, 11:23:54 AM »
Just heard that a guy from High School died a couple of nights ago. 

He was getting in his car when someone tried to rob him.  He apparently shot them but he was also shot.  =\

Himu

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« Reply #5348 on: December 21, 2010, 11:34:51 AM »
woah anyone i know?
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« Reply #5349 on: December 21, 2010, 11:36:45 AM »
Yeah.  Cale Capurso.

Brehvolution

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« Reply #5350 on: December 21, 2010, 11:41:01 AM »
Wasn't it FoC who said that if everyone had a gun, we would all be safer?
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Himu

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« Reply #5351 on: December 21, 2010, 11:41:25 AM »
Holy shit. Is he the dude that swallowed bleach? I think he was in my 9th grade math class? He was nuts.
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Mupepe

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« Reply #5352 on: December 21, 2010, 11:45:59 AM »
Don't know 'bout swallowing bleach.  But he was pretty nuts.  Cool as hell though.

Phoenix Dark

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #5353 on: December 21, 2010, 11:40:39 PM »
Cohen alert :drudge

One of the hygienists at work gave everyone a bottle of wine at work today, for Christmas. Thus I am now in possession of

Sholom Michigan Kosher Sweet Concord Wine
(11% alcohol by volume)

St Julian Wine Co
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Bacchus7

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« Reply #5354 on: December 21, 2010, 11:46:04 PM »
Sholom
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Phoenix Dark

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« Reply #5355 on: December 21, 2010, 11:52:25 PM »
this shit is horrible  :yuck

Maybe it'll taste better if I put it in the freezer
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Diunx

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« Reply #5356 on: December 22, 2010, 12:01:18 AM »
Put some ice in it fool.
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Himu

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« Reply #5357 on: December 22, 2010, 06:59:17 AM »
Ice in wine? :yuck
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« Reply #5358 on: December 22, 2010, 08:19:22 AM »
Thats the real PURPLE DRANK
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G The Resurrected

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« Reply #5359 on: December 22, 2010, 08:21:47 AM »
Fuck root canal's and cheating fucking dentists! Where's the Vicodin when you need it most?

Blue hook me up with the drugs!!!

demi

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #5360 on: December 22, 2010, 09:06:57 AM »
Cohen alert :drudge

One of the hygienists at work gave everyone a bottle of wine at work today, for Christmas. Thus I am now in possession of

Sholom Michigan Kosher Sweet Concord Wine
(11% alcohol by volume)

St Julian Wine Co


"Michigan Kosher"

Says it all... you got walmart wine
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Bacchus7

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« Reply #5361 on: December 22, 2010, 03:26:51 PM »
That's just begging to be thrown up with dinner.
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Brehvolution

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« Reply #5362 on: December 22, 2010, 03:50:33 PM »
I went to Panera to get a gift card and noticed they charged me twice when I looked on my bank account. They said it should clear up overnight but they still have my money. I just have a feeling I'm not seeing that money until after xmas.  :maf
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« Reply #5363 on: December 22, 2010, 03:51:32 PM »
I went to Panera to get a gift card and noticed they charged me twice when I looked on my bank account. They said it should clear up overnight but they still have my money. I just have a feeling I'm not seeing that money until after xmas.  :maf
that's fucking bullshit.  who checked you out?  guy or girl?

Brehvolution

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« Reply #5364 on: December 22, 2010, 03:57:31 PM »
It's clearly a computer error cause the girl was a cutie. Plus, scanned the gift card then my card and my receipt says the right amount.

Sooo many hotties in Panera. :drool
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« Reply #5365 on: December 22, 2010, 04:02:27 PM »
i have a cousin in law that works at panera.  you better not be hitting on her bro, or it's go time.

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« Reply #5366 on: December 23, 2010, 02:15:31 AM »
My dad asked me about investing in video game company stocks after talking about how the husband of a client of his works at blizzard and they do really well. 

So I had this long talk about the state of the video game industry, the shift from eastern dominance to west this generation, the future of games with 3D and motion tech; it was really enjoyable talking with my dad about that stuff.  He told me I should teach a college class on the history of the game industry, hehehe.  Honestly I'd love to talk passionately about game industry for a living, but I don't think there are many jobs to teach a class somewhere and becoming an analyst is more knowing the right people than actually knowing the content.  Plus there's that whole thing about if a hobby is work, it stops being fun and in my life following the game industry and discussing it with other intelligent people is a hobby that I love and brings me a lot of joy.

I dunno, food for thought.  Maybe someday I can work it into something.  I really do love to talk about the game industry.  Its what I know the most about in the world thanks to my dad being into tech and getting me into jumpman was I was like 5 and then getting me an atari and pretty much every system and game magazine as I was growing up and getting me the internet once it was available so I could discuss game stuff on prodigy and what not.  If they had a jeopardy for the game industry I'd probably try to get on it!

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« Reply #5367 on: December 23, 2010, 02:54:11 AM »
I think you killed Cohen, PD. I mean, why else hasn't he shown up to criticize that crap bottle of shit wine?
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Phoenix Dark

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« Reply #5368 on: December 23, 2010, 02:58:36 AM »
Mixed it with orange juice :rock
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BlueTsunami

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« Reply #5369 on: December 23, 2010, 07:51:55 AM »
:yuck
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« Reply #5370 on: December 23, 2010, 08:19:07 AM »
Mixed it with orange juice :rock

:lol god dammit

i did get a bottle of arbor mist from my boss so i can't really make fun.  the missus won't touch it so i'm gonna down it when one of my less-discriminating friends comes over for a gaming session.
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Himu

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« Reply #5371 on: December 23, 2010, 09:00:06 AM »
Got the packing out of my nose. It felt like someone taking the fingers they implanted into my nasal passages straight out of my nose. My god. Can breathe through nose but it's still healing. I have to take saline every two hours to keep it wet.
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Groogrux

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« Reply #5372 on: December 24, 2010, 09:56:49 AM »
Just spent the past two days with my dad's side of the family, which meant it was me putting up with my sister's shithead kids...
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Phoenix Dark

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« Reply #5373 on: December 24, 2010, 01:27:32 PM »
Spent most of yesterday teaching my cousin how to drive. She's getting better: usually I screw up the side and rear windows before she comes out the house, and if she gets in the car and drives off without noticing I make a fuss. She's finally paying attention to those type of important details.

Everytime we drive I discover a new song. I've heard this about 20 times now
[youtube=560,345]IoEY2jJMEIU[/youtube]
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« Reply #5374 on: December 24, 2010, 01:41:10 PM »
SHE SEND ME NAKED PICS

Fuck, I hate this next generation so fucking much.
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Diunx

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« Reply #5375 on: December 25, 2010, 12:54:22 AM »
My friends fucking suck, i nedd a fucking car.
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Groogrux

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« Reply #5376 on: December 25, 2010, 02:19:31 AM »
This happened at 11pm tonight.  Wife and I were on the couch, having intimate time and we were close to doing the no-pants dance when we heard foot steps at our front door.  My wife runs back to the bedroom and I put some pants on so I can answer the door.  It's her father.  He's drunk.  He's decided to stay the night with us...

 :gloomy   :gloomy   :gloomy
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Joe Molotov

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« Reply #5377 on: December 25, 2010, 06:40:00 AM »
This happened at 11pm tonight.  Wife and I were on the couch, having intimate time and we were close to doing the no-pants dance when we heard foot steps at our front door.  My wife runs back to the bedroom and I put some pants on so I can answer the door.  It's her father.  He's drunk.  He's decided to stay the night with us...

 :gloomy   :gloomy   :gloomy


Merry Christmas  :-\
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« Reply #5378 on: December 25, 2010, 07:24:43 AM »
This happened at 11pm tonight.  Wife and I were on the couch, having intimate time and we were close to doing the no-pants dance when we heard foot steps at our front door.  My wife runs back to the bedroom and I put some pants on so I can answer the door.  It's her father.  He's drunk.  He's decided to stay the night with us...

FUCK YEAH THREESOME
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demi

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« Reply #5379 on: December 25, 2010, 09:09:38 AM »
wincest :bow
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« Reply #5380 on: December 25, 2010, 03:27:02 PM »
Setting up my fathers sound system. Amazing how this Pioneer sets up speaker distance and height automatically with a provided microphone. It also automatically adjusts decibel levels for each speaker to accommodate for the acoustics in a room.
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« Reply #5381 on: December 25, 2010, 03:39:12 PM »
Yeah I have a set like that too but I lost the microphone!  :(
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BlueTsunami

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« Reply #5382 on: December 25, 2010, 03:40:01 PM »
Technology :bow

And setting it up without the microphone seems like it would be a pain. 7 speakers at varying distances and maintaining the same height. Ouch.
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« Reply #5383 on: December 26, 2010, 06:32:21 AM »
Christmas morning:
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« Reply #5384 on: December 26, 2010, 02:16:40 PM »
Damn, that's gorgeous.
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« Reply #5385 on: December 26, 2010, 03:21:54 PM »
It's snowing big time outside.  Supposedly it will reach around 18 inches.

Phoenix Dark

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« Reply #5386 on: December 26, 2010, 04:17:28 PM »
It's snowing big time outside.  Supposedly it will reach around 18 inches.

black christmas :rock
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Groogrux

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« Reply #5387 on: December 27, 2010, 04:46:34 PM »
A question for my fellow Bore'ers...

For well over a year, my wife begged and pleaded with me to buy the Wii Fit.  I always held her off, saying that I wasn't convinced that she would use the Wii Fit because we had two other fitness games for the Wii that she had only used a handful of times.  She promised me that if she had it, she would use it every day or at least every other day.

The Wii Fit went on sale back in October for twenty dollars less than the original price.  My wife begged me to let her get it.  I told her I was apprehensive about it still, but if she kept her promise to use it I would let her get it since it was on sale.  She went out immediately and got it.

It's been used twice since then.

I have been saving up for a Barnes and Noble Nook for a few weeks now and I look at that Wii Balance Board just sitting there in the floor.  The resale I would get off of it would put me within a few bucks of owning that Nook.  Do I have the right to sell it for something I've wanted for a long time and REALLY would use on a daily basis?
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« Reply #5388 on: December 27, 2010, 04:52:03 PM »
Not unless you want her doing aerobics on your Nook.
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Phoenix Dark

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« Reply #5389 on: December 27, 2010, 04:59:49 PM »
A question for my fellow Bore'ers...

For well over a year, my wife begged and pleaded with me to buy the Wii Fit.  I always held her off, saying that I wasn't convinced that she would use the Wii Fit because we had two other fitness games for the Wii that she had only used a handful of times.  She promised me that if she had it, she would use it every day or at least every other day.

The Wii Fit went on sale back in October for twenty dollars less than the original price.  My wife begged me to let her get it.  I told her I was apprehensive about it still, but if she kept her promise to use it I would let her get it since it was on sale.  She went out immediately and got it.

It's been used twice since then.

I have been saving up for a Barnes and Noble Nook for a few weeks now and I look at that Wii Balance Board just sitting there in the floor.  The resale I would get off of it would put me within a few bucks of owning that Nook.  Do I have the right to sell it for something I've wanted for a long time and REALLY would use on a daily basis?

No no no. Clearly the balance board is falling into that category of "only notice it when it's gone." If you sell it, you're fucked. She'll hold it over your head forever. Instead you should buy your Nook whenever you're able to, and you'll be able to easily defend yourself whenever finance arguments arise by simply pointing to the balance board.
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« Reply #5390 on: December 27, 2010, 05:22:26 PM »
No you don't have the right.  That is her property still.  You need to talk to her about it maybe and suggest selling it.  If she gives you shit about wanting to buy it, you have the right to throw it in her face.  But you don't have the right to just flat out sell it.

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« Reply #5391 on: December 27, 2010, 05:23:01 PM »
:rofl he thought his wife would actually exercise
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« Reply #5392 on: December 27, 2010, 07:44:10 PM »
A question for my fellow Bore'ers...

For well over a year, my wife begged and pleaded with me to buy the Wii Fit.  I always held her off, saying that I wasn't convinced that she would use the Wii Fit because we had two other fitness games for the Wii that she had only used a handful of times.  She promised me that if she had it, she would use it every day or at least every other day.

The Wii Fit went on sale back in October for twenty dollars less than the original price.  My wife begged me to let her get it.  I told her I was apprehensive about it still, but if she kept her promise to use it I would let her get it since it was on sale.  She went out immediately and got it.

It's been used twice since then.

I have been saving up for a Barnes and Noble Nook for a few weeks now and I look at that Wii Balance Board just sitting there in the floor.  The resale I would get off of it would put me within a few bucks of owning that Nook.  Do I have the right to sell it for something I've wanted for a long time and REALLY would use on a daily basis?

Buy the Nook, use Wii Fit yourself.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #5393 on: December 28, 2010, 03:41:02 AM »
I got fired.

 :gerstmann
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Groogrux

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #5394 on: December 28, 2010, 04:02:56 AM »


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Interesting side story to this:  I Google searched "Get a job" and the first result that came back was ACS...
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Phoenix Dark

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« Reply #5395 on: December 28, 2010, 04:15:06 AM »
I got fired.

 :gerstmann

damn sorry to hear that bro.
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« Reply #5396 on: December 28, 2010, 06:21:32 AM »
I almost got fired. I talked to my GM and now I'm on a probationary period where if I'm late one more time, THEN I'm fired. Needless to say, I'm looking for a new job asap.

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« Reply #5397 on: December 28, 2010, 07:32:36 AM »
Shitty retail job. Best Buy.

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« Reply #5398 on: December 28, 2010, 08:22:11 AM »
Sheeeiiit! Borys I would have fired your ass a long time ago.
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« Reply #5399 on: December 28, 2010, 08:39:49 AM »
Christmas morning:
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Nice, view from where?

Balcony of my house.  :D (San Francisco Bay Area)
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