Random talk thread: It just keeps happening

[Phoenix Dark]

How about you stop smoking

[Himu]

not yet. still on the same pack. almost done.

[chronovore]

Smashed a mosquito before going to bed. It was full of blood that had partially coagulated or something. It looked like I'd shotgunned a very small zombie.

[Brehvolution]

Take 'em out Chrono!

[Powerslave]

Evilbore needs a drug forum so I can share pics of my hauls

Thor I can tell you about that strain now. I guess it's called Hawaii Northern Lights. It's pretty darn fruity/sweet, real easy smoke. I'm starting to prefer a heavier flavor to strains like this but it's still a pleasant taste. I smoked some out of the bong a few minutes and I feel silly as hell and like I want to talk a shit ton about things no one really cares about. Uppy, real energetic high. Man I'm probably just ripped but I could swear this shit has bit of a coconut or pineapple flavor.

Smoke report bottom line: as always it's pot and I love it. This would probably be something I'd like to smoke while playing disc golf. It's almost refreshing

man i'm jelly, that strain sounds awesome. I never found a truly remarkable one, they're all so mediocre, and I'm living in pot kingdom ffs.

[Mupepe]

Had a nice walk and a nice smoke and man, I'm feeling so motivated. A complete 180 from the past few weeks.

It's because you saw me a few weeks ago!

[Madrun Badrun]

Lost 5 pounds.  To celebrate I bought a large icecap and a chocholate chip muffin.

[Madrun Badrun]

muffin was yummy.

[Diunx]

The heat! My god the heat!!!

[Mupepe]

Old news, Diunx.  The game was on Sunday.  We're all over it by now.  Mexican TV and news sure is behind.

[Brehvolution]

But he's dominican, B.

[Mupepe]

But he's dominican, B.

Yes.  Dominican B

[lennedsay]

I just spent half the day whackin down some god awful bush/tree things in my yard. I'm all hot and itchy, so I came in, tried to pour myself a glass of water and Michael J Fox'd all over myself. Then I remembered I never ate breakfast or lunch. I put a chicken in the crock pot and made some delicious gravy stuff for it, but that's for dinner. wtf no wonder I'm shaking like crazy.

The yard looks better though

[Mupepe]

At first I thought whackin the bush was some sort of sexual innuendo.  It sounds fucking hot.

Order a pizza!

[T234]

It makes me sad that the only PURE sativas that Powerslave (who lives in a place where they have a college devoted to growing cannabis) and Spencer (who lives in a medical state) have probably had is brick swag. Thai or African pot would blow you guys' minds. Especially African black, shit is terrible looking and dry to the point of being crumbly and seeded all to hell, but the only thing more potent is really good hash. Nothing else comes close in terms of sheer power. I also wish you guys could've tried some non-pressed Mexican from Oaxaca. If ever you see something from Latin America that ain't pressed, get it get it get it.


Sounds like that Hawaiian is more island, less northern lights. Which is good, unless you like sleepytime pot.

I once had a yankee tell me that his Super Lemon Haze was the best reefer on the planet. I was just like alright. First we smoked my Thai, which was a mistake, Because four hits into the blunt he just starts hollering "Put it out, PUT IT OUT! OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!" And then he proceeds to run down the street like Smokie in Friday

I still ain't never smoked Super Lemon Haze. 

[Diunx]

Just saw a great fight on my way to work, one dude took an umbrella from an old lady and smash it in the head of the other dude and then start pounding him until the cops showed up.

[Madrun Badrun]

but what if I'm really some fatass and don't realize it?

Maybe you are subconsciously growing your beard to hid you extra chins, the extra chins that can't be seen in the mirror, but seen by the customers at the dress shop, who show their disapproval of your obesity with their heavy stares.

[T234]

Tell the man to get or build an aero cloner and keep that shit clean.

Also you are in for a treat, my buddies in the elite clone world tell me that shit is fire. NOBODY knows where it came from. Alotta people speculate that it is a Indica-dom hybrid originally from Bermuda bred for the winter flower season. Fast too, 45-day flower.


The reason why everything you see is a hybrid is because pure sativas take a LOOONG time to flower and are usually light yielders and get to be really tall. The reason why you don't see pure indicas is because the west coast is prime ground for spider mites, which love the dense flowers.

[lennedsay]

At first I thought whackin the bush was some sort of sexual innuendo.  It sounds fucking hot.

Order a pizza!

 

Instead of eating earlier, I went back out and started digging up weeds and separating plants and what not. I'm finally eating but just those half cracker half pretzel hybrids. I'll get something more substantial when I'm done with my lavender paraffin wax spa treatment on my feet. Feels good man.

Green Man: just go to the damn gym with your mom. Apparently you're the daughter she's never had. I'm not the only daughter so I only have to take one for the team half the time. It's not so bad.

[lennedsay]

Maybe your sister is a lesbian.

Or maybe they just think you're gay. Nothing wrong with going to the gym with your mom when you're a gay man.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

wtf whats wrong with going to the gym by yourself, thats the dumbest thing i've ever read.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

wtf whats wrong with going to the gym by yourself, thats the dumbest thing i've ever read.

There's nothing wrong with going to the gym by yourself which is why I don't understand why my mom wants me to go with her. I miswrote when using the word probably since I should have said that I guess that maybe there is some level of awkwardness but I don't see it. At least, compared to wanting to bring your son along.

oh my bad sorry if i insulted you

[lennedsay]

wtf whats wrong with going to the gym by yourself, thats the dumbest thing i've ever read.

There's nothing wrong with going to the gym by yourself which is why I don't understand why my mom wants me to go with her. I miswrote when using the word probably since I should have said that I guess that maybe there is some level of awkwardness but I don't see it. At least, compared to wanting to bring your son along.

It's a girl thing. We can't take a piss alone. "Moral support" and "motivation" and all that.

Personally, I have to really love you to let you to see me sweat. Strangers are ok, but I'd rather not gasp for breath in front of people I know.

[CrystalGemini]

I always pee alone.  :X  I also like it when I have an entire restroom to myself.  Then I can take pictures.

[lennedsay]

O.O of whattttt?!?!

I only go pee with others because when you say, "Nah I don't have to go..." they look at you like you have a social disorder. Luckily my BFF and I act like 5 year olds in the bathroom, so I don't mind going with her.

[Himu]

Reminds me of Seinfeld.

[Phoenix Dark]

So today some dude came in for a cleaning. Black dude around 23yo, swagged the fuck out, on his iPhone flirting with chicks. The hygienist came into the lobby to get him for his appointment, and he proceeded to start macking on her. An hour later I get the first look at his chart: she found cavities on nearly half of his teeth, multiple root canals needed, etc.

I'm completely baffled at this shit. People get cavities, I'm not really questioning that; it happens. But multiple, deep ones and root canals? I remember reading Lil Wayne got like 7 root canals before heading to jail. Jesus. Take care of your mouth brehs, shit is expensive.

[drew]

*bites own tongue extremely hard

[Himu]

Threw away my pack of cigs.

I'm going to start working on a webcomic while waiting for a job. If no one will hire me, I'll be own boss.

[CrystalGemini]

So today some dude came in for a cleaning. Black dude around 23yo, swagged the fuck out, on his iPhone flirting with chicks. The hygienist came into the lobby to get him for his appointment, and he proceeded to start macking on her. An hour later I get the first look at his chart: she found cavities on nearly half of his teeth, multiple root canals needed, etc.

I'm completely baffled at this shit. People get cavities, I'm not really questioning that; it happens. But multiple, deep ones and root canals? I remember reading Lil Wayne got like 7 root canals before heading to jail. Jesus. Take care of your mouth brehs, shit is expensive.

I've never had any cavities.     My dentist tells me I brush too hard though.   

[Bebpo]

I'm been back and forth between condo hunting, apartment hunting, condo hunting for the last 3 days and it's driving me crazy.  This is like going clothes shopping.  Blargh.

I think I'm just going to go with a nice blingy bachelor pad apartment for a year because I really don't want to put ALL my equity into a condo when the housing market is still as unstable as it is.  I like my yearly income my bonds produce and I'm not really in a rush to sell them for a downpayment on a mortgage. 

Probably going to go lease this weekend.

[etiolate]

So today some dude came in for a cleaning. Black dude around 23yo, swagged the fuck out, on his iPhone flirting with chicks. The hygienist came into the lobby to get him for his appointment, and he proceeded to start macking on her. An hour later I get the first look at his chart: she found cavities on nearly half of his teeth, multiple root canals needed, etc.

I'm completely baffled at this shit. People get cavities, I'm not really questioning that; it happens. But multiple, deep ones and root canals? I remember reading Lil Wayne got like 7 root canals before heading to jail. Jesus. Take care of your mouth brehs, shit is expensive.

I've never had any cavities.     My dentist tells me I brush too hard though.   

f u

[Phoenix Dark]

I've had two

[etiolate]

I've had three or four root canals and tons of cavities. My diabetes changes my saliva or some shit and it ages my teeth faster than normal.

[T234]

Tell the man to get or build an aero cloner and keep that shit clean.

Also you are in for a treat, my buddies in the elite clone world tell me that shit is fire. NOBODY knows where it came from. Alotta people speculate that it is a Indica-dom hybrid originally from Bermuda bred for the winter flower season. Fast too, 45-day flower.


The reason why everything you see is a hybrid is because pure sativas take a LOOONG time to flower and are usually light yielders and get to be really tall. The reason why you don't see pure indicas is because the west coast is prime ground for spider mites, which love the dense flowers.

Yeah I've seen plenty of mite damaged/webbed shit in my day. You got me pumped for that new strain now My access is going to be Cheese, Sensi Star, Afghooey, and this Senex or however to fuck you spell it

Good mix. Ever get any Texada Timewarp? There are more Texada Timewarp plants in British Colombia than any other cannabis strain for a reason.

[tiesto]

I'm been back and forth between condo hunting, apartment hunting, condo hunting for the last 3 days and it's driving me crazy.  This is like going clothes shopping.  Blargh.

I think I'm just going to go with a nice blingy bachelor pad apartment for a year because I really don't want to put ALL my equity into a condo when the housing market is still as unstable as it is.  I like my yearly income my bonds produce and I'm not really in a rush to sell them for a downpayment on a mortgage. 

Probably going to go lease this weekend.

I just forked over $10k and signed a contract the other day...

Before heading to the bank to get my mortage, I need to still get the contract approved by the DA, since I bought it from this guy's wife:
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/ny_crime/2007/10/12/2007-10-12_payroll_executive_jailed_in_12m_fraud_ca.html

Payroll executive jailed in $1.2M fraud case

BY BRIAN HARMON DAILY NEWS LONG ISLAND BUREAU CHIEF

Saturday, October 13th 2007, 12:04 AM

A payroll company executive bent on saving his floundering business and lavish lifestyle robbed clients of more than $1.2million in tax payments, authorities said Thursday.

Herbert Geller, 59, used the diverted funds to keep his business, Quality Payroll in Bohemia, afloat, paying salaries and other corporate expenses, Suffolk County District Attorney Thomas Spota said.

He also kept his nice homes in tony Setauket and Westhampton, and a late-model Lexus with a license plate that reads "GO2VEGAS."

"We have taken steps to freeze the defendant's assets," Spota said. "Hopefully, we can get something back to the victims of this crime.

"Some of the victims were forced to close their businesses because of the financial burden," he added.

In fact, the 92 clients victimized by Geller's alleged scheme ended up paying their federal payroll tax twice - once to Quality Payroll and then to the IRS.

Many of the victims also were required to pay interest and late fees to the federal government, Spota said.

"They paid the payroll service, believing the service forwarded the money to [the federal government] to satisfy their tax obligation," Spota said. "But the evidence shows Geller created false documents to deceive his clients into believing their taxes had been paid."

Geller ran a legitimate payroll service for many years, Assistant District Attorney Ming Liu Parson said. But in early 2006, Quality Payroll began to use the money collected for federal tax payments to pay for the company's corporate expenses, Parson said.

The Bohemia payroll service shut down in June 2006.

Spota spokesman Robert Clifford said Geller also was trying to maintain a newly opened Quality Payroll branch in Virginia. It has since closed.

Geller, charged in a grand jury indictment, pleaded not guilty in Suffolk County Criminal Court to one count of first-degree scheme to defraud, 20 counts of thirddegree grand larceny and 32 counts of first-degree falsifying business records.

He was held on $50,000 bond or $150,000 cash bail.

"He's trying to blame his bank for his woes, but the irrefutable paper trail that we have discovered belies that," Parson said.

Geller's attorney, Kenneth Marten in Mineola, could not immediately be reached for comment.

bharmon@nydailynews.com

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/ny_crime/2007/10/12/2007-10-12_payroll_executive_jailed_in_12m_fraud_ca.html#ixzz1PM7QMV2f

I love how they use the phrase "tony" to describe Setauket - that is where I bought the townhouse! No fucking way I can afford the Westhampton one 

[Mupepe]

So today some dude came in for a cleaning. Black dude around 23yo, swagged the fuck out, on his iPhone flirting with chicks. The hygienist came into the lobby to get him for his appointment, and he proceeded to start macking on her. An hour later I get the first look at his chart: she found cavities on nearly half of his teeth, multiple root canals needed, etc.

I'm completely baffled at this shit. People get cavities, I'm not really questioning that; it happens. But multiple, deep ones and root canals? I remember reading Lil Wayne got like 7 root canals before heading to jail. Jesus. Take care of your mouth brehs, shit is expensive.

I've never had any cavities.     My dentist tells me I brush too hard though.   

*high five*

I don't think I've had any.  I have a filling but I think the dentist provided unnecessary care for pay.  He's one of those low income dentists where I don't pay crap and he charges the government.  This was back when I was 18 and making 7.50 an hour, had a kid and for some reason thought I was hot shit.  i had never had a cavity and all of a sudden I see this dude and he tells me I have two!  I was devastated.  So he fills one of them and tells me to come back a month later for the other.  Well, I ended up moving back to Houston.  I saw my dentist here to get it filled and he tells me "Uhh, you don't have any cavities"    So now I have an ugly filling I most likely never needed.

[Robo]

Anyone have any experience getting rid of bed bugs?  All I can seem to find online are lengthy lists of what doesn't work: pesticides, steaming, vacuuming, throwing out furniture, etc.  I'm thinking of trying an experimental procedure where I sabotage their food source with large quantities of alcohol.

For real, though, since I noticed it a few days ago, I've been feeling like total shit - dirty, itchy and irritable, and restless through the night due to anxiety, paranoia and weird crawling sensations.  It's driving me nuts.

[Mupepe]

When I was younger my family went through bed bug epidemic.  The only thing that worked was a barrage of poisons from an exterminator multiple times over a few week periods and when they seemed to be at their weakest we threw out our furniture.  It was a pain in the ass.  I still have paranoia issues where I'll wake up in the middle of the night only to realize that it was just the sheet rubbing against my skin.  I fucking hate those things.

[Robo]

Fortunately for humanity, those little fuckers don't tend to transmit disease.  I doubt we'd still exist as a species if that were the case.

[Mupepe]

Little spawns from hell

There's really only one solution with pests.  Get drunk and go on a killing spree with household objects and chemicals.  I did that with roaches a few years back when my grody neighbors got contaminated and they began to invade my kitchen.

[Madrun Badrun]

Girl smiled at me in the hall.  I liked it.  I'm thinking there is a lacking of girl smiles in my life.

[Himu]

Did you smile back? Did you talk to her? At all?

How about some girl fucking in  your life?

[Madrun Badrun]

I did a shy smile, no eye contact and quickly walked past.

Shy smile, no eye contact and quickly walking past, might be hard to pull of with girl fucking.  I'm no Japaneses-porn-dude.

[Himu]

you're joking

[Madrun Badrun]

dem shoes

http://www.ssense.com/men/product/common_projects/achilles_summer_edition_sneakers/34610?utm_source=cj&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_term=generic&utm_campaign=generic

[Himu]

these are better

http://www.ssense.com/men/product/common_projects/original_achilles_low_sneakers/34608

[CajoleJuice]

$280

[Madrun Badrun]

$280

$336.00 CAD 

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I had a cavity when I was 25, just last year.  I needed a root canal.  It kind of surprised me that I needed one because I never felt pain in that area.  Yet the x-rays looked pretty ugly there.  It must have been a place that I missed while flossing.  It was the only cavity I've ever had.

In spite of insurance, including some refunds, it was about $800 out of my pocket in total expenses.  It definitely isn't cheap by any means - brush and floss your teeth, kids!

[Madrun Badrun]

Italy

http://www.gq.com/style/street-style/201106/tommy-ton-pitti-uomo#slide=1

[Phoenix Dark]

I don't smile to girls I don't know, I just do the black guy nod thing

[Himu]

Which kind of nod? This is crucial. If it's the "what's up" nod, then that's bad form, but if it's the "respect" nod. You're good.

[Beezy]

I don't smile to girls I don't know, I just do the black guy nod thing

[Phoenix Dark]

Which kind of nod? This is crucial. If it's the "what's up" nod, then that's bad form, but if it's the "respect" nod. You're good.

I do the "respect" nod, ie nodding my head towards them slightly. The "what's up" nod is when you nod your head up

[demi]

SMF 2.0 Final was released this past week... so if the board shuts down or goes wrong, you know why. I might lock the board up while I do some backups and general fuckery...

[demi]

I'm saying don't be surprised if you get deleted... this time might not be accidental

[Cerveza mas fina]

Please understand

[Mupepe]

So my wife and I adopted a puppy last night.

It's a Labradane (Great Dane and Labrador Retriever) mix.  He's 3 months old and weighs 17 lbs.  He's apparently going to be huge.  Any tips on training him would be appreciated.

Currently we are giving him a light tap on the nose when he chews something wrong and we hand him his toy.  I'm taking him out immediately after feeding him and giving him praise when he poops outside.  If I catch him pooping or peeing I scoop him up mid business and take him outside to finish.  I haven't gotten a crate yet but I heard it's a great way to potty train.  Any comments on that?

[Mupepe]

yeah he spent a good 30 minutes last night trying to make it to the top of the counter because I moved his food up there.