I just met the weirdest guy.
I was walking to the bathroom, and had thought of something funny so I had a bit of a smirk on, when this dude comes around the corner. Me being embarrassed, I quickly go stone-faced, as if I was pretending to be PD getting his photo taken - but I guess he though that the smirk was an invitation to conversation. We both go into the bath, me to the urinal, him to the stall, which he closed and locked only to blow his nose, and comes out again. Then we are washing our hands and he says "Are you a chemistry student?" in an accent of the gay East German spy recruiter from ISIRTA. I say "no, computer science" to which he replies "O well, you are forgiven." and gives an very unsettling laugh. Then he says "How do you do it?", I say what, he replies "How do you do it, computer science?", I say what again and He says "Do you like it?", I say I like it. He giggles, says "That was a good one", and finally leaves. He also looked like Moby.