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Phoenix Dark

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #9540 on: August 26, 2011, 01:11:43 AM »
Finally I complained to my parents,

BITCH MOVE TOTAL

What am I supposed to do. Just checked the door again, wide open. 1AM. In my career as a big brother, I've policed sure...but I rarely told my parents anything unless one of my brothers was just going crazy. They're kids, they're going to go to parties and shit - and I know they're good in general. But this has gone from teenage rebellion into pure, visceral disrespect. And it's not just this, there are multiple examples of him doing shit just to piss me and other people off. Generally I ignore it and move on. But I'm done with that.

Everyone used to do dumb shit in protest of rules their parents set. But we're talking about locking doors after you go outside.
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« Reply #9541 on: August 26, 2011, 04:08:47 AM »
Got a raise!

Hellz yes son

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #9542 on: August 26, 2011, 04:15:25 AM »
Hey someone think of a way to know if one of us dies. It somehow would bother me if you guys didn't know I died or I didn't know one of you died.


I could gently place your cock in my mouth and wait for rigor mortis
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #9543 on: August 26, 2011, 07:04:47 AM »
Hey someone think of a way to know if one of us dies. It somehow would bother me if you guys didn't know I died or I didn't know one of you died.


I could gently place your cock in my mouth and wait for rigor mortis

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I'm bringing Chapstick.

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #9544 on: August 26, 2011, 09:16:29 AM »
Finally I complained to my parents,

BITCH MOVE TOTAL

What am I supposed to do. Just checked the door again, wide open. 1AM. In my career as a big brother, I've policed sure...but I rarely told my parents anything unless one of my brothers was just going crazy. They're kids, they're going to go to parties and shit - and I know they're good in general. But this has gone from teenage rebellion into pure, visceral disrespect. And it's not just this, there are multiple examples of him doing shit just to piss me and other people off. Generally I ignore it and move on. But I'm done with that.

Everyone used to do dumb shit in protest of rules their parents set. But we're talking about locking doors after you go outside.

You can tell him nicely that his behavior is endangering his chances of living there. Maybe once the fear of having to move back home is instilled if he don't make changes, he'll come around.
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« Reply #9545 on: August 26, 2011, 10:02:55 AM »
I don't understand the be nice part.  It's family, the polite and courteous attitude with this type of shit isn't a necessity.  Tell him straight up that it's disrespectful and it might be different if it was just you, but you have two roommates who have to put up with this shit through no fault of their own.  Tell him to straighten up or get the fuck out. 

Diunx

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« Reply #9546 on: August 26, 2011, 11:27:41 AM »
Yep, no need for courtesy when it comes to family, especially brothers.
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« Reply #9547 on: August 26, 2011, 12:19:06 PM »
someone mentioned the hurricane or something happening over the weekend to me.  he's saying I should buy groceries, take things off my balcony, etc.  my immediate reaction was "damn, I should charge my ds, psp, psp go, 3ds, gba, etc in case the power goes out"

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« Reply #9548 on: August 26, 2011, 01:29:12 PM »
I just met the weirdest guy.

I was walking to the bathroom, and had thought of something funny so I had a bit of a smirk on, when this dude comes around the corner.  Me being embarrassed, I quickly go stone-faced, as if I was pretending to be PD getting his photo taken - but I guess he though that the smirk was an invitation to conversation.  We both go into the bath, me to the urinal, him to the stall, which he closed and locked only to blow his nose, and comes out again.  Then we are washing our hands and he says "Are you a chemistry student?" in an accent of the gay East German spy recruiter from ISIRTA.  I say "no, computer science" to which he replies "O well, you are forgiven." and gives an very unsettling laugh.  Then he says "How do you do it?", I say what, he replies "How do you do it, computer science?", I say what again and He says "Do you like it?", I say I like it.  He giggles, says "That was a good one", and finally leaves.  He also looked like Moby.

Diunx

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« Reply #9549 on: August 26, 2011, 02:15:57 PM »
There is one coming out called dragonslayer about anarcho punk skaters.
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« Reply #9550 on: August 26, 2011, 05:44:50 PM »
There's a chick on the bus who's drunk out of her fucking mind and keeps dropping her alcoholic energy drink. Smells awful. She's not even hot too. So lame.
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« Reply #9551 on: August 26, 2011, 05:48:14 PM »
Very lame.  I hate when girls catch my attention for anything other than their looks. 

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« Reply #9552 on: August 26, 2011, 05:55:40 PM »
She got off the bus (and nearly got by by a car). Some black guy replaced her in her seat and now everyone getting on the bus think he's the drunkard.
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« Reply #9553 on: August 26, 2011, 11:07:34 PM »
OMG new shoes are pimp hot.

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« Reply #9554 on: August 27, 2011, 12:39:24 AM »
wrong thread fuck
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« Reply #9555 on: August 27, 2011, 07:34:52 PM »
I though EB was dead. I got redirected to a weird site with lots of ads.
No one told me about it. Until today.  :fbm

Thanks PD/  :heartbeat

Diunx

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« Reply #9556 on: August 27, 2011, 08:00:13 PM »
Man I had no idea that it was already getting dark by 7:00 p.m

:piss night shifts :piss2
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #9557 on: August 28, 2011, 03:09:43 AM »


Found a light for my nightstand!

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« Reply #9558 on: August 28, 2011, 04:56:16 AM »
What are those Gundams doing there man?

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« Reply #9559 on: August 28, 2011, 10:30:41 AM »
For serious, unless you have an uber-nerd date, you can't have those on the nightstand when you get your next girl into that room.

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« Reply #9560 on: August 28, 2011, 10:32:17 AM »
DS is okay, but I would still put that in a drawer.
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Diunx

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #9561 on: August 28, 2011, 10:35:02 AM »
Power went out at like 7:00 a.m. what a fucking nightmare luckily it only lasted like an hour and a half.
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« Reply #9562 on: August 28, 2011, 11:13:18 AM »
PD: you're soft and a pussy

FM: he's gay and you will be too

Bebpo: your room is so chic it gave me a vagina

Spencer: if i'm not signed in for more than a week, let alone 2 days, chances are i'm dead

Andrewfields: Fuck them and record it
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #9563 on: August 28, 2011, 01:29:18 PM »
demi: I'll take that as a compliment.

everyone else:  Gundams are awesome (especially non-animu ones designed by Syd Mead of Blade Runner!!).  Figures, stuffed animals make good decorations for counters/dressers/tables.  Plus any girl who I get to know well enough to come into my room probably knows by that point that I love me some super robots.  I tell people that fairly early on when we're talking about our weird personality quirks.

Phoenix Dark

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« Reply #9564 on: August 28, 2011, 01:35:27 PM »
At least it's not loli shit, like some of the GAFers.
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« Reply #9565 on: August 28, 2011, 03:43:55 PM »
I knew a guy with a room full of transformers, he got laid, a lot.
He was way more handsome than Bebpo though.
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« Reply #9566 on: August 28, 2011, 03:57:43 PM »
IT'S TOO HOT
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« Reply #9567 on: August 28, 2011, 06:50:45 PM »
But Bebpo is richer dawg.

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« Reply #9568 on: August 28, 2011, 06:58:39 PM »
bebpo's jewish, of course he's rich
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Barry Egan

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« Reply #9569 on: August 28, 2011, 07:02:14 PM »
I'm a Jew and I'm as poor as the poorest goy in the village  :'(

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« Reply #9570 on: August 28, 2011, 07:07:30 PM »
I thought you were atheist

probably going to law school (Image removed from quote.)

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Barry Egan

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #9571 on: August 28, 2011, 07:13:10 PM »
I was raised Jewish...have my bar-mitzvah certificate and everything.  Usually the huge nose and grotesque body hair serve as qualifiers before I need to show the certificate to anybody though. 

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« Reply #9572 on: August 28, 2011, 07:13:38 PM »
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Diunx

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #9573 on: August 28, 2011, 07:20:02 PM »
lol there's really a bar mitzvah certificate?
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Barry Egan

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« Reply #9574 on: August 28, 2011, 07:32:40 PM »
I am sorry for this face.




lol there's really a bar mitzvah certificate?

yep.
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Himu

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #9575 on: August 28, 2011, 07:36:37 PM »
A ginger. :o

A Chronovore clone. :o

Who's the cutie?
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Barry Egan

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #9576 on: August 28, 2011, 07:40:58 PM »
friend from college. 

Phoenix Dark

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #9577 on: August 28, 2011, 07:43:46 PM »
Ginger Walter White :bow
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Barry Egan

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #9578 on: August 28, 2011, 07:46:36 PM »
I am the danger.

Diunx

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #9579 on: August 28, 2011, 07:51:36 PM »
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Barry Egan

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« Reply #9580 on: August 28, 2011, 07:52:30 PM »
She's Jewish and South African.

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #9581 on: August 28, 2011, 07:55:05 PM »
so jewish
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« Reply #9582 on: August 28, 2011, 07:55:38 PM »
I love the anime kawaii desu face

desuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Diunx

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #9583 on: August 28, 2011, 07:58:46 PM »
You high himu?
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Himu

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« Reply #9584 on: August 28, 2011, 08:04:11 PM »
Yessir, I am.

i'm HIGH on life!
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #9585 on: August 28, 2011, 08:55:28 PM »
Ginger Walter White :bow

One of my ginger friends grew out his mustache.

With his sunglasses on he looks pretty much like:


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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #9586 on: August 29, 2011, 03:29:21 AM »
Check out the mad skills on my pianist cousin Michael, who I'm going to see playing in Tokyo in Sept w/Irish flautist legend James Galway: http://open.spotify.com/track/2pM5PCltZLhsoJDaU1PJYL Michael McHale – Hymn to a Great City
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #9587 on: August 29, 2011, 08:40:29 AM »
Why do arabs hate jews?

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« Reply #9588 on: August 29, 2011, 10:57:35 AM »
the real question is why do Arabs hate black people? :smug

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #9589 on: August 29, 2011, 11:05:03 AM »
this is how it goes down in my family:

7 o'clock lets dress up and greet each other even though we've been in the same house for 2 days.
8:30 Mustachioed Man: "Let's go visit and wish my side of the family eid mubarak even though you guys can't stand each other and they repeatedly call me "the distinguished black fellow's child" behind my back and kiss my feet so they can get jobs in aramco which never works"
10:00 hello same house we left earlier to greet extended family.
10:30 Sa'ad's family shows up(This is a bad thing)
10:30 till 12:00 "Nasr, Hilal, Nasr, Hilal, Nasr, Hilal,...", "JEWZ ARE TEH EVILZ!!111!!1!!!", "Obama is black lol America is disgraced"
12:00 Lunch is served, Kabsa again just like the kabsa we had yesterday, the day before it, and since your birth Yazeed!
1:30 - 4:30 "lol lets go to bed and leave you guys to greeting older desert people you never met lol"


In writing it sounds interesting but this has been the eid for like the last 7 years twice a fucking year. My plans is just greeting my granddad since he's the only one I care to greet cause he loves that shit, besides its entertaining to hear him talking about wanting to fuck Condoleezza Rice and Hilary Clinton.

:rofl
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #9590 on: August 29, 2011, 11:13:20 AM »
A ginger. :o

A Chronovore clone. :o

Who's the cutie?

Pretty sure MyFuckingGrandpa has more hair than I do, if he chose to grow it out. He can definitely grow a better beard. My little patch doesn't go any further than its current size, unless I want neck moss.

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« Reply #9591 on: August 29, 2011, 02:22:00 PM »
Not my programing but something from the library I am working on.  Got this when I accidentally ran the wrong unit test.


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« Reply #9592 on: August 29, 2011, 02:51:44 PM »
You sure do fuck up your work an awful lot.
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Phoenix Dark

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« Reply #9593 on: August 29, 2011, 02:55:16 PM »
"Obama is black lol America is disgraced"
 :lol
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« Reply #9594 on: August 29, 2011, 03:09:25 PM »
You sure do fuck up your work an awful lot.

actually this one is doing what it is meant to do.

Joe Molotov

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« Reply #9595 on: August 29, 2011, 03:11:53 PM »
When you ran the wrong test, it caused it to leak set photos from Birdemic 2?
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #9596 on: August 29, 2011, 03:34:01 PM »
My car is totaled from hail damage.
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« Reply #9597 on: August 29, 2011, 03:38:02 PM »
hail totaled it?  jesus.

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #9598 on: August 29, 2011, 03:57:45 PM »
i just realized from the splashes left from the previous guy before me at the urinal stall, i've been peeing nearly clear liquid for the past week.

feels good man :smug

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« Reply #9599 on: August 29, 2011, 04:06:33 PM »
ya clear pee always gives me a feeling of freshness.