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Inspector Thatcher

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« Reply #10920 on: November 21, 2011, 11:11:26 PM »
Anyone get weird tingling sensations in their head after they have a short sleep?
No, but sometimes I lack the use of my legs.

Diunx

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« Reply #10921 on: November 22, 2011, 12:13:23 AM »
What do you gringos call the opposite to a secret santa? The one where you have to give a mean gift.

I have to give one to a new girl in the office and need some ideas, she looks like a mongoloid and is studying to become a vet, any ideas guys?

Come on! no one have any ideas?
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« Reply #10922 on: November 22, 2011, 12:18:16 AM »
An animal planet calendar

Joe Molotov

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« Reply #10923 on: November 22, 2011, 02:24:59 PM »
Dirty Santa and White Elephant are where everyone buys a gift and wraps it, then you put all the gifts go into a pile and draw numbers to see who picks first. Then the next person can pick another gift or steal a previous person's gift. At least that's the way we've always done it. I'm not sure what you call intentionally giving someone a crappy gift.
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ZephyrFate

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« Reply #10924 on: November 22, 2011, 11:50:48 PM »
reading the Kindle All Stars: Resistance Front anthology manuscript that I'm in at the moment... it's absolutely brilliant. Everyone with a Kindle or who loves to read and buy paperbacks should pick this fucker up in the next couple weeks when it goes on sale. All proceeds go to the Nat'l Center for Missing and Exploited Children.

Seriously.

This is THE thing to read in 2011, it's the modern Dangerous Visions, and includes a short story by Mr. Harlan Ellison himself that is not available digitally anywhere.

chronovore

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« Reply #10925 on: November 23, 2011, 06:58:23 AM »
What do you gringos call the opposite to a secret santa? The one where you have to give a mean gift.

I have to give one to a new girl in the office and need some ideas, she looks like a mongoloid and is studying to become a vet, any ideas guys?

Come on! no one have any ideas?

I've heard of this tradition, but I'm not sure if it has an official name. If I were suggesting the idea to my friends, I'd probably call it Evil Santa or something.

Is it the Krampus, or are you looking for gift ideas?

chronovore

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« Reply #10926 on: November 23, 2011, 07:02:48 AM »
Anyone get weird tingling sensations in their head after they have a short sleep?

You should go see an orthopedics doctor.

So I think I mentioned I am getting tingling in my fingertips, depending on my arm and/or head position. I went to the chiropractor, who tried a couple things before giving me any treatment, and more or less said "You need to see a real doctor." :lol

I had my appointment yesterday, took a mess of x-rays (note: no new superpowers as of yet), and found out that the gap between two of my vertebrae is about half what the other vertebrae have. So I'm going in for an MRI in two weeks, and will have more detail about what the problem is. The doctor said I didn't have to worry about surgery, so I was relieved -- "This will fix itself then?!" And then he said, "Well, we don't know." Oh, OK, so it's AN INOPERABLE PROBLEM. That's not what I thought you meant at first. :maf

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« Reply #10927 on: November 23, 2011, 08:07:05 AM »
Shit chrono, hang in there brother.

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Mupepe

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« Reply #10928 on: November 23, 2011, 10:11:58 AM »
damn that sucks.  I get tingly fingertips all the time.  Maybe I should go to the doc.  I hope you get good news, buddy.

Himu

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« Reply #10929 on: November 23, 2011, 10:53:43 AM »
good luck chrono
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« Reply #10930 on: November 23, 2011, 11:31:13 AM »
Just dont google tingling sensation if youre a hypochondriac.

Ninja

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« Reply #10931 on: November 23, 2011, 11:32:42 AM »
Don't google anything if you're a hypochondriac.
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« Reply #10932 on: November 23, 2011, 11:33:18 AM »
Google should have a function that doesn't allow you to google diseases.
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« Reply #10933 on: November 23, 2011, 12:06:43 PM »
There was a year long period in High School where I thought I had Hepatitis because of the internet

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« Reply #10934 on: November 23, 2011, 12:09:27 PM »
yep for the longest time I thought I had AIDS.

I thought this too.

But not because of the internet.


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« Reply #10935 on: November 23, 2011, 01:35:03 PM »
Cable and internet is out at home. Comcast can't get anyone out to us until Friday. Awesome.
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Phoenix Dark

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« Reply #10936 on: November 23, 2011, 02:18:06 PM »
We had a power outage today, luckily my computer wasn't on but I still had to reset the clock/defaults sigh. Parents aren't picking up the phone so I dunno if they had an outage as well.

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Flannel Boy

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« Reply #10937 on: November 23, 2011, 08:16:12 PM »
To the time-wasters on kijiji:




Shaka Khan

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« Reply #10938 on: November 23, 2011, 08:22:30 PM »
No fucking way.
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Madrun Badrun

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« Reply #10939 on: November 23, 2011, 08:28:52 PM »
Malek are done school?  How's life?

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« Reply #10940 on: November 23, 2011, 08:55:57 PM »
Malek are done school?  How's life?

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Madrun Badrun

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« Reply #10941 on: November 23, 2011, 09:14:22 PM »
Well that sucks.

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« Reply #10942 on: November 23, 2011, 10:23:56 PM »
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Diunx

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« Reply #10943 on: November 23, 2011, 11:08:39 PM »
Finally another canadian!
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chronovore

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« Reply #10944 on: November 24, 2011, 12:48:06 AM »
Thanks for the well-wishes, guys!  :-[

I'm already experiencing some benefits from the painkillers and whatever is keeping my nerves literally calmed, but there's no "green card" in Japan.  :P

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« Reply #10945 on: November 24, 2011, 02:02:46 AM »
Cable and internet is out at home. Comcast can't get anyone out to us until Friday. Awesome.

Came home and found that the internet is back and the cable works in the basement and in our bedroom, but still not in the living room. We had a massive rain storm today, can that mess with it somehow?

Weird.
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« Reply #10946 on: November 24, 2011, 05:21:46 AM »
It frustrates me so much when people assume things they hear or read as true, even if to academics eye the source is already discredited.

I find it impossible to continue arguing with these people as they are simply unable to compute.

I just stop in the middle of the arguement.

The Sceneman

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« Reply #10947 on: November 24, 2011, 05:27:59 AM »
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« Reply #10948 on: November 24, 2011, 05:54:44 AM »
It's when your academic spider sense goes off but you aren't arsed to correct someone because frankly it won't change anything and you can't be arsed to do the research and you just leave the arguement being all smh.

Diunx

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« Reply #10949 on: November 24, 2011, 07:56:20 AM »
Sounds like me arguing with religious people, shit is frustrating.
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Broseidon

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« Reply #10950 on: November 24, 2011, 08:07:46 AM »
Hate waking up after little sleep.

My eyes hurt like a bitch  :'(
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Madrun Badrun

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« Reply #10951 on: November 24, 2011, 01:09:23 PM »
skipping class all day today, first time I have done this this semester.  Sleeping in and not learning about Bayes nets feels good.

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« Reply #10952 on: November 24, 2011, 02:25:03 PM »
It's when your academic spider sense goes off but you aren't arsed to correct someone because frankly it won't change anything and you can't be arsed to do the research and you just leave the arguement being all smh.

I have a friend who works in construction, he listens to the radio all day and he spouts all this shit. Always talking about "them" when ever a study comes out as if there is a single body that conducts all studies "did you know they found out [ASININE CLAIM]?" or when there is some sort of poll he credits "them" with that too - as if something has to be inherently true for some radio-face to drool it at him through talk radio.

I used to try to get him to think more critically of things like that, but at this point I've given up.

The Sceneman

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« Reply #10953 on: November 25, 2011, 07:13:25 AM »
I just heard the best lyric in a rap song:

"I can't tell a motherfucker how to fly a plane, If I ain't been up in the cockpit, you feeling me mayne?"

Thatz Who I Am- Z-Ro (chopped and screwed)
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Diunx

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« Reply #10954 on: November 25, 2011, 02:41:15 PM »
So today is the "no violence against women" day over here...any good misogynistic jokes I can spread around the office?
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fistfulofmetal

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« Reply #10955 on: November 25, 2011, 02:46:20 PM »
my manager picked names out of a hat to decide who got to go home early.

and i won!
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Diunx

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« Reply #10956 on: November 25, 2011, 03:48:40 PM »
My boss is doing the same to see who gets a free day tomorrow.
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pickle

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« Reply #10957 on: November 26, 2011, 12:48:26 AM »


New Zealand general election!  :D

The Sceneman

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« Reply #10958 on: November 26, 2011, 05:18:05 AM »
fucking BOOOOO

who the fuck voted for National. John Key is a flat out fucking liar. Another 3 years of a fucking shit Govt. All state assets getting sold, and watch poverty levels continue to increase. Time to move to Aussie. You had better not be a National voter pickle.

Also, wheres my fucking pizza?! It's been an hour already

Also, this shit happened today downtown:



fuckin cunt
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pickle

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« Reply #10959 on: November 26, 2011, 06:14:52 AM »
Nope, Green Party voter here. It's so fucking stupid, most of the country are against state asset sales BUT THEY STILL VOTED FOR THE FUCKING PARTY THAT WANTS TO SELL STATE ASSETS.
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The Sceneman

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« Reply #10960 on: November 26, 2011, 06:17:49 AM »
yep, Im a Green man too. A very depressing evening, but I kinda knew Guy Smiley would get re-elected.
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Madrun Badrun

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« Reply #10961 on: November 26, 2011, 10:03:48 PM »
This computational complexity assignment is going no where.  Sucks since it is worth 10% of my grade and I fucked up the last two.  Going to get a 75%-80% in the class :(

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« Reply #10962 on: November 26, 2011, 10:38:51 PM »
Not really, just a regular genius.

seriously, showing that AM = BP.NP is killing me.  I've been looking at this for 4 hours and have gotten no where.  :(

fuck, -> direction of the proof is completely trivial, I'm distinguished mentally-challenged  :'(


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Phoenix Dark

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« Reply #10963 on: November 27, 2011, 03:16:44 AM »
Last week I realized my room was cold as fuck at night because the top of two windows were slightly open. I closed them then put plastic insulation on my windows. My room feels so much better now, I want to shed a tear. Thank you based god
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fistfulofmetal

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« Reply #10964 on: November 27, 2011, 08:43:59 AM »
potato bread is the best bread
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Himu

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« Reply #10965 on: November 27, 2011, 12:42:18 PM »
i hate coffee shits
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Bebpo

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« Reply #10966 on: November 27, 2011, 09:16:55 PM »
How long do you wait before you figure your date is not showing up?  16 mins late so far and I texted but no answer.

Thinking about leaving in another 10.

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« Reply #10967 on: November 27, 2011, 09:17:51 PM »
I'd give it at least 30 minutes. Maybe 45. Get a drink and just hang out. Any longer than that and I'd bail.
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Diunx

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« Reply #10968 on: November 27, 2011, 09:18:09 PM »
call her, if she doesn't answer leave.
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Phoenix Dark

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« Reply #10969 on: November 27, 2011, 09:32:07 PM »
30 minutes, maybe 45 depending on how much you want it. Please don't send more than one text message either, you'll look desperate. Let her contact you. If she doesn't, you know she didn't want to do anything. If she calls back later with some bad excuse, the ball is in your court.
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Joe Molotov

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« Reply #10970 on: November 27, 2011, 10:15:45 PM »
Is this post office girl? Maybe some douchebag came in at the last minute with like 15 packages, you gotta give her at least 45 minutes.
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Bebpo

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« Reply #10971 on: November 28, 2011, 12:14:18 AM »
No it wasn't.  Turns out she was already there but hidden in an area I couldn't find her and she had her phone off.  Eventually we met up though.

cool breeze

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« Reply #10972 on: November 28, 2011, 12:17:47 AM »
poor post office girl

Bebpo

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« Reply #10973 on: November 28, 2011, 12:21:00 AM »
No, you see, since I'm not in a rush, I'll just wait until I have something to actually mail and will ask post office girl on a date when I mail it.

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« Reply #10974 on: November 28, 2011, 12:32:55 AM »
No it wasn't.  Turns out she was already there but hidden in an area I couldn't find her and she had her phone off.  Eventually we met up though.

Huh. I wonder if she was scoping you out from a distance.
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Positive Touch

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« Reply #10975 on: November 28, 2011, 01:40:44 AM »
maybe she was scared that you didnt show and was having an anxiety attack

or maybe she was in the bathroom having awful shits and made up a story to tell you when she finally came out
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« Reply #10976 on: November 28, 2011, 01:41:17 AM »
of course i get hungry for a grilled cheese sandwich at 1 in the morning the nite before i go back to work
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« Reply #10977 on: November 28, 2011, 10:26:15 AM »
Got a flu shot yesterday, now I'm sick.  :(
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Brehvolution

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« Reply #10978 on: November 28, 2011, 11:47:51 AM »
Never had a flu shot. :pimp  :american
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Broseidon

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« Reply #10979 on: November 28, 2011, 12:00:57 PM »
Same.

Never had flu.
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