Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 4263910 times)

etiolate · « **Reply #12000 on:** January 25, 2012, 04:07:31 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 24, 2012, 11:35:49 PM

Kevin Durant probably gets so much white ass there

Only if Westbrook tells them no first.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #12001 on:** January 25, 2012, 04:22:55 AM »

Just watched the new nikki m video

spoiler (click to show/hide)

I got a chub

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$:-\$

Himu · « **Reply #12002 on:** January 25, 2012, 09:13:30 AM »

Quote from: The Sceneman on January 25, 2012, 01:44:05 AM

give me a few pints of lager and I will gladly hit that or an equivalent

no no no!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #12003 on:** January 25, 2012, 09:41:46 AM »

I see a new theme in junk mail.

They'll have to go through a lot of names before finding someone who would actually say hi to me.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #12004 on:** January 25, 2012, 06:26:46 PM »

I've had a rough day. My wife got hit by a car crossing a street in downtown Seattle this morning on her way to work. We spent the whole day in OB Triage at the hospital. The baby is totally fine. My wife's back is really sore, but otherwise she is fine. She's asleep in the bedroom, and I'm still trying to calm down. We got really lucky.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #12005 on:** January 25, 2012, 06:29:41 PM »

haha, webbots think you are gay and have small penis with erectile problems.

Himu · « **Reply #12006 on:** January 25, 2012, 06:30:52 PM »

Wow, I'm glad she and the baby are safe. How was she even hit? Did the driver knock her to the ground or something? Either way, I'm glad things are okay.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #12007 on:** January 25, 2012, 06:34:04 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on January 25, 2012, 06:30:52 PM

Wow, I'm glad she and the baby are safe. How was she even hit? Did the driver knock her to the ground or something? Either way, I'm glad things are okay.

The driver of the SUV took a free turn while she was halfway in the crosswalk. Hit her in the back, protecting the baby. The guy apparently stopped and made sure she was alright while the cops and fire department showed up.

Himu · « **Reply #12008 on:** January 25, 2012, 06:36:28 PM »

I'm just really glad things are fine. That must be one hell of a day. Take a nap, bro, you deserve it.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #12009 on:** January 25, 2012, 06:40:24 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on January 25, 2012, 06:26:46 PM

I've had a rough day. My wife got hit by a car crossing a street in downtown Seattle this morning on her way to work. We spent the whole day in OB Triage at the hospital. The baby is totally fine. My wife's back is really sore, but otherwise she is fine. She's asleep in the bedroom, and I'm still trying to calm down. We got really lucky.

I can't possibly imagine what you went through today, damn. I'm so glad your wife and the baby are fine, and hope the soreness subsides soon. Wow, what a horrible ordeal.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #12010 on:** January 25, 2012, 06:42:30 PM »

Fortunately, pregnant women can take vicodin. I'm getting texts from her whenever she wants something.

etiolate · « **Reply #12011 on:** January 25, 2012, 06:43:31 PM »

I'm getting calls on my cell for boner pills. I blame myself for entering a contest which I shoulda known was jive. The boner pills calls are outsourced. That at least amused me, to have some Indian lady ask if I would like to increase my performance and endurance.

Diunx · « **Reply #12012 on:** January 25, 2012, 06:59:08 PM »

Damn distant! My mouth when to the floor when I read the first part! Glad your family is fine.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #12013 on:** January 25, 2012, 08:19:11 PM »

Quote from: Inspector Thatcher on January 23, 2012, 10:45:59 PM

Quote from: The Experiment on January 23, 2012, 10:40:20 PM
My work owes me about $5000 post tax that they're dragging their feet on paying me. I guess I don't get it, like they assume that if they drag it out long enough, I'm just going to forget about it.

Depending on where you live there are departments and ministries of Labo(u)r that have little guides you can use to emphatically remind your employers that they are legally required to pay you what you have been promised as specified in a contract or other letter of employment.

My experience suggests that these tools are fairly effective at lighting proverbial sub-ass fires.

Well, I talked to the payroll people and got the lady I was talking to to send me an e-mail promising I'd get my money in the upcoming pay period. They even specified the amount. I think I'm good at this point but if not, I got proof.

demi · « **Reply #12014 on:** January 25, 2012, 08:34:59 PM »

Too lazy to find the thread but

https://twitter.com/#!/pkafka/status/162315370995265536

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Last fall, NFLX said it would start renting video games. Those plans are gone now says Reed Hastings.

Calld it, nobody fucks with GameFly

FlameofCallandorReturns · « **Reply #12015 on:** January 25, 2012, 08:42:48 PM »

I don't really know where to put sex talk...

So the last girl I was with really liked me to pound her really hard, but the chick I've been seeing for the past month or so cant orgasm unless it's slow. Has anyone else been able to adjust to this? It's kind of hard to not just go all out.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #12016 on:** January 25, 2012, 08:45:56 PM »

whoa, Gundam!

That must have been terrifying! Hope Em has calmed down and is feeling better.

demi · « **Reply #12017 on:** January 25, 2012, 08:47:08 PM »

Quote from: FlameofCallandorReturns on January 25, 2012, 08:42:48 PM

I don't really know where to put sex talk...

So the last girl I was with really liked me to pound her really hard, but the chick I've been seeing for the past month or so cant orgasm unless it's slow. Has anyone else been able to adjust to this? It's kind of hard to not just go all out.

So don't fuck like an asian?

FlameofCallandorReturns · « **Reply #12018 on:** January 25, 2012, 08:50:26 PM »

Is that an asian thing? I never knew. Most girls want me to pound them harder.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #12019 on:** January 25, 2012, 08:57:02 PM »

You don't always have to fuck her hard
Sometimes, that's not right, to do

demi · « **Reply #12020 on:** January 25, 2012, 09:07:53 PM »

Quote from: FlameofCallandorReturns on January 25, 2012, 08:50:26 PM

Is that an asian thing? I never knew. Most girls want me to pound them harder.

That and porn. Most guys I talk to are lazy fuckers.

FlameofCallandorReturns · « **Reply #12021 on:** January 25, 2012, 09:09:38 PM »

Because of how she wants to be fucked I cant give her as many orgasms as the last chick which kind of deflates my ego.

demi · « **Reply #12022 on:** January 25, 2012, 09:10:20 PM »

Fingerbang her with your fist. She probably needs a bigger cock, sorry man.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #12023 on:** January 25, 2012, 10:09:55 PM »

Quote from: Cormacaroni on January 25, 2012, 08:45:56 PM

whoa, Gundam!

That must have been terrifying! Hope Em has calmed down and is feeling better.

Hah! She has gone from "Who get hits by a car?!?" to "Who the hell gets hit by a fucking car?!?!" while laughing. She's gonna be hurting for a few days, though. Just got back from scouring every single pharmacy for one of those inflatable donut cushions... those fuckers are hard to find.

Himu · « **Reply #12024 on:** January 25, 2012, 10:12:26 PM »

Are you guys pressing charges or anything like that?

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #12025 on:** January 25, 2012, 10:22:14 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on January 25, 2012, 10:12:26 PM

Are you guys pressing charges or anything like that?

We're sending all the medical bills to the guy's insurance. Em's dad thinks we need to get a lawyer. We don't want to be sleazy and go after this guy for money or anything, just as long as he takes care of all the medical stuff. We'll see.

tiesto · « **Reply #12026 on:** January 25, 2012, 10:35:05 PM »

Damn, Gundam... glad to hear the wife and baby are alright though.

Anyways, came across this video on youtube. I've said, or heard all this shit said everything on here (except I don't say "bro"):

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #12027 on:** January 25, 2012, 11:57:52 PM »

Got an email from brother-in-law who's in Kabul for work until mid-February...

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Nic, I'm not sure who would be more pissed off in this situation, but
I'll direct this towards you. If you wish to seek revenge, I can try
and bring back some folks from here. Just wire cash.

Himu · « **Reply #12028 on:** January 26, 2012, 12:03:52 AM »

TAKE IT DOWN BEFORE BOOGIE READS IT

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #12029 on:** January 26, 2012, 12:06:17 AM »

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My brother-in-law is the funniest person on the planet.

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rodi · « **Reply #12030 on:** January 26, 2012, 01:03:21 AM »

Quote from: demi on January 23, 2012, 11:24:34 PM

Quote from: rodi on January 23, 2012, 05:53:48 PM
First scam I've ever done in my life

Not even all those guys you manhandled even though you chewed oyster on the sly?

That's a way of life, not a scam! pfffft

Brehvolution · « **Reply #12031 on:** January 26, 2012, 08:51:29 AM »

Glad things turned out ok for your wife, Mr. Gundam.

Mupepe · « **Reply #12032 on:** January 26, 2012, 11:09:59 AM »

Damn, Gundam! Glad everything is alright. I can only imagine the rage and panic you must have had.

FoC: Just learn to change your tempo up unless you plan on going through this over and over again. Some chicks like it slow and some like it porn star fast. If you insist on only fucking fast then you're going to disappoint half of the women you fuck. It's never a bad thing to listen to what she wants and learn new moves to impress some other girl. Nothing will make a girl hotter in bed then you being able to read her and know how she wants it before she says anything.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #12033 on:** January 26, 2012, 12:24:51 PM »

Lots of panic, but no rage to be honest. I'm just glad everyone is ok.

Back at work today, too much that needs to get done by the end of the month. That snowstorm really messed everything up.

Robo · « **Reply #12034 on:** January 26, 2012, 02:57:11 PM »

I completely trashed my immune system over the weekend going H.A.M drinking and smoking for five days straight, so I'm sick AGAIN after just getting over a cold a couple weeks ago. I keep writing Robitussin-influenced posts on the Bore and closing the window before posting because they're so incomprehensible.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #12035 on:** January 26, 2012, 03:15:02 PM »

Quote from: Robo on January 26, 2012, 02:57:11 PM

I completely trashed my immune system over the weekend going H.A.M drinking and smoking for five days straight, so I'm sick AGAIN after just getting over a cold a couple weeks ago. I keep writing Robitussin-influenced posts on the Bore and closing the window before posting because they're so incomprehensible.

Robo · « **Reply #12036 on:** January 26, 2012, 03:44:41 PM »

Fuck it, I'm on one.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #12037 on:** January 26, 2012, 05:08:48 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on January 25, 2012, 11:57:52 PM

Got an email from brother-in-law who's in Kabul for work until mid-February...

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Nic, I'm not sure who would be more pissed off in this situation, but
I'll direct this towards you. If you wish to seek revenge, I can try
and bring back some folks from here. Just wire cash.

T234 is your brother-in-law?

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #12038 on:** January 26, 2012, 05:14:43 PM »

Yeah, if T234 works for an NGO out of DC that focuses primarily on Afghanistan.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #12039 on:** January 26, 2012, 10:51:31 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on January 25, 2012, 06:29:41 PM

haha, webbots think you are gay and have small penis with erectile problems.

Only one of those three is true.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #12040 on:** January 26, 2012, 11:56:48 PM »

11PM and I'm only 1/4 the way done studying for a test tomorrow.

bork · « **Reply #12041 on:** January 27, 2012, 11:43:34 AM »

Been having some car problems lately. Wednesday afternoon after work, my wife says that it feels like a tire is losing air and she happens to be right near the car dealer/service center we go to. Tires are fine, but there's a major oil leak problem.

So we bring the car in the next day and ask them to contact my father, since I'm gonna be at work and my wife's English still isn't so great. I'm too busy to even check my messages at work, and while waiting for the train afterwards am then flooded with text messages like "THE CAR IS DEAD!!" and "$4200 TO FIX EVERYTHING!!," then an apology from the service department.

This is a 22 year-old Honda Accord, so it doesn't really seem worth it. Problem is, we don't really have the money to comfortably pay for a new car. (Dirty poor, etc. etc.)

A used car would be fine, but my parents are worried something will happen with it and don't want us to go that route. Plus we all worry about car accidents, since the car has no airbags and has had brake issues in the past. So they're gonna help us pay for a 2012 Honda Fit. Will be nice to have a new car after a decade with old and/or shitty ones!

Robo · « **Reply #12042 on:** January 27, 2012, 01:16:14 PM »

Why not go the slightly used route? A 2010/2011 model would undoubtedly save a pretty significant amount of money.

But frankly, I have absolutely no idea why people buy new cars to begin with.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #12043 on:** January 27, 2012, 01:20:34 PM »

Quote from: Robo on January 27, 2012, 01:16:14 PM

Why not go the slightly used route? A 2010/2011 model would undoubtedly save a pretty significant amount of money.

But frankly, I have absolutely no idea why people buy new cars to begin with.

this

Mupepe · « **Reply #12044 on:** January 27, 2012, 01:29:58 PM »

Quote from: Robo on January 27, 2012, 01:16:14 PM

Why not go the slightly used route? A 2010/2011 model would undoubtedly save a pretty significant amount of money.

But frankly, I have absolutely no idea why people buy new cars to begin with.

that depends on his credit. With great credit he can get a brand new car for a negligible amount more than a slightly used one.

I'd find out specifically what is wrong with it and have someone you trust look it over. $4200 bucks at a dealership can probably be done for a couple hundred and a few six packs if you have friends/family that are knowledgeable about cars.

bork · « **Reply #12045 on:** January 27, 2012, 02:27:52 PM »

Quote from: Robo on January 27, 2012, 01:16:14 PM

Why not go the slightly used route? A 2010/2011 model would undoubtedly save a pretty significant amount of money.

This will be the first new car I've ever owned. Got two hand-me-downs when I was a teenager and bought a used lil' k-car when I was in Japan. When we moved back to the States, we didn't have shit for cash and my Grandmother gave us her old Accord, since she rarely ever used it. It lasted for over three years, so I can't complain.

Anyway Fits are cheap enough as-is and there's not going to be much of a difference with a used model. We also don't have the time to be looking for the right used car in the right condition and then getting it inspected...we need to get another car ASAP and my folks want us to have a new one.

If I were the one paying for everything, I'd definitely be going the used route...I know it's a different country and all, but that K-car I had was only 250,000 yen (around $2600 or so) and worked perfectly for over three years. Never had a single problem with it.

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But frankly, I have absolutely no idea why people buy new cars to begin with.

Well, in this case, it's my parents offering to help with the car payments (really at this time, it's them paying for like 90% of the monthly payments) and my Dad being firm about getting a new car. We don't want to go through more problems, and with a new model it will be covered by the warranty for 3-4 years if shit does happen.

My wife is the one driving most of the time and my parents are pretty worried about her. It would probably be different if it were my ass driving around.

Quote from: Mupepe on January 27, 2012, 01:29:58 PM

that depends on his credit. With great credit he can get a brand new car for a negligible amount more than a slightly used one.

I have no reason to believe that I have bad credit. I have zero debt and pay off everything on time. Sent the paperwork in last night.

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I'd find out specifically what is wrong with it and have someone you trust look it over. $4200 bucks at a dealership can probably be done for a couple hundred and a few six packs if you have friends/family that are knowledgeable about cars.

Nah, these guys are trustworthy...that's why we keep going back to them. They've fixed a lot shit cheap and have also waived fees when we've brought the car in before. There's a large amount of problems with the car and we've kept it going for as long as we can. Despite being 22 years old, the car only has like 55,000 miles.

Mupepe · « **Reply #12046 on:** January 27, 2012, 02:38:38 PM »

Ah ok. Well if you trust them then yeah run your credit and see what you can do. When I bought my truck in 2007 and they were able to give me a way better deal on a new truck than on a used.

Himu · « **Reply #12047 on:** January 27, 2012, 02:39:43 PM »

I need a new car as well, Lyte. Really badly.

bork · « **Reply #12048 on:** January 27, 2012, 02:41:18 PM »

I don't remember everything off the top of my head, but there's problems with the ignition, the starter, the brakes, the axle rods, oil leaks, and more, plus minor stuff like the wiper fluid system no longer working.

Anyway, like I said...the Fit is cheap and we'll have it paid off in three years. My parents flat-out said that if they have to, they'll just pay for the whole thing if our financial situations don't change before then. So I'm not gonna argue or complain and can still buy more vidya!

Mupepe · « **Reply #12049 on:** January 27, 2012, 02:46:04 PM »

Yeah at that point you need a new car. Anything with that many problems that isn't a collector isn't worth it.

Himu · « **Reply #12050 on:** January 27, 2012, 02:47:58 PM »

My cars wiper fluid runs out on a regular basis, my ac is broke (and I live in fucking texas, imagine summer months), my car has trouble starting regularly, I swear I have to buy at least two battery's a year and the battery I bought 6 months ago is already shot, the alternator seems to need fixing, last summer the car just TURNED OFF EXPLICITLY IN THE MIDDLE OF STREET though it was quite low on gas, it's a bumpy ride, someone broke my drink holders when I was away for college so now in order to hold drinks I have to put them on the ground or put it behind me so my back/butt holds it in place without spilling.

I seriously hate my car and I think it's the main contributor to my disdain for driving.

I don't trust the car at all and I don't feel safe driving it. Imagine trying to get a job in this thing. In Houston, you can't not have a car, you NEED a car, and I find that absolutely PATHETIC BECAUSE HOUSTON IS THE 4TH LARGEST CITY IN THE FUCKING COUNTRY GRAH. I can't even drive it now because of the battery issue. I need to get it towed to Autozone so they can replace the battery (thankfully I should be a replacement for free).

Himu · « **Reply #12051 on:** January 27, 2012, 02:50:44 PM »

god fuck cars

bork · « **Reply #12052 on:** January 27, 2012, 03:00:25 PM »

What's stopping you from getting a new or used car, Himu?

My car issue really affects my wife way more than it does me-- I take the train to work and am extremely glad that I'm able to do so. Our apartment is a five minute walk to the station and I work in a building right above another one. Plus they pay for my train card!

All the weird/sick fucks on the train bring things down though.

Himu · « **Reply #12053 on:** January 27, 2012, 03:01:34 PM »

A lack of a high enough paying job.

bork · « **Reply #12054 on:** January 27, 2012, 03:02:57 PM »

Yeah, I hear that...can you ask your family for help? I didn't even ask mine...they were just like "we are doing this."

Himu · « **Reply #12055 on:** January 27, 2012, 03:04:11 PM »

Pride is an issue for me. I don't like asking for help. I'll try to do it on my own.

You take the train to work? I'm so jealous. Aren't you in Atlanta?

bork · « **Reply #12056 on:** January 27, 2012, 03:07:24 PM »

I don't think used would be too bad. Like something in the $4000-$6000 range. I looked at those kinds of prices briefly and the monthly payments on a loan looked ridiculously low.

bork · « **Reply #12057 on:** January 27, 2012, 03:09:50 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on January 27, 2012, 03:04:11 PM

You take the train to work? I'm so jealous. Aren't you in Atlanta?

Atlanta has a train system! It doesn't go all that far out, but if you need to get downtown or to the airport it works.

One of the reasons paying for the Fit on our own would be difficult is due to the high cost of the apartment we're in. It's premium real estate due to its size ("1.5" bedroom, 1100+ sq. ft.) and proximity to the station. I have friends who pay like $500-$600 a month for their place, but ours is $975 at the moment. I'm sure it's way cheaper on the south side (I'm all the way at the end of the line on the north side), but that's getting ghetto so no thanks!

Himu · « **Reply #12058 on:** January 27, 2012, 03:15:59 PM »

Houston is too spread out for a train system. It's made of a bunch of sub-communities and suburbs and shit, with their own laws. The people in my area (Humble), it's a town all on its own and they have decided they don't want any buses going through their neighborhoods. They passed a law that basically makes public transportation illegal. Their reason? "I don't want people going through my neighborhood."

I fucking hate suburbanites.

Mupepe · « **Reply #12059 on:** January 27, 2012, 03:16:10 PM »

1.5 bedroom? how does that work??

Himu: your car is still having trouble starting?

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Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 4263910 times)