Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 4253543 times)

Himu · « **Reply #13440 on:** April 18, 2012, 05:39:46 PM »

dr dre does not rhyme with snoop, sweetie

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #13441 on:** April 18, 2012, 05:46:44 PM »

a white friend told me the joke. i am also white. i did not vet the joke. deal with it.

Himu · « **Reply #13442 on:** April 18, 2012, 05:47:38 PM »

Love me, Fistful

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #13443 on:** April 18, 2012, 06:02:26 PM »

Himu · « **Reply #13444 on:** April 18, 2012, 11:47:31 PM »

Huh. Kool-aid + lemon juice + dark rum will FUCK YOU UP.

Diunx · « **Reply #13445 on:** April 19, 2012, 12:28:25 AM »

It will also fuck you up without the lime juice.

Huff · « **Reply #13446 on:** April 19, 2012, 12:30:17 AM »

or the kool aid

Himu · « **Reply #13447 on:** April 19, 2012, 01:23:54 AM »

well when you put a whole bunch of kool aid in, you think "haha, i can handle this amount of rum" but you underestimate the rum and keep pouring.

Diunx · « **Reply #13448 on:** April 19, 2012, 01:32:19 AM »

yep, last time I had rum + kool aid I apparently went on a atheist tirade in front of some christian assholes and left my cellphone in my mate's sofa.

Trent Dole · « **Reply #13449 on:** April 19, 2012, 02:03:47 PM »

Quote from: G The Resurrected on April 18, 2012, 03:11:58 AM

Peter Gabriel

PWEI do a fuck awesome cover of this, check it:

As for me I just got a call to grab some forms for drug testatgg which once I pass I will have the second job I've spent a bit of time searching for. Pretty excited to be spending time getting paid doing work instead of looking for work which is probably a more tedious task than any actual job I've ever had.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #13450 on:** April 19, 2012, 04:10:27 PM »

https://www.coursera.org/ lots of new classes. Very cool.

Trent Dole · « **Reply #13451 on:** April 20, 2012, 01:38:48 AM »

Man the newer version of iTunes is an even more insufferable piece of shit than the last one. I can't even drag and drop my shit in anymore. Fuck you, Apple, Fuck you.

drew · « **Reply #13452 on:** April 20, 2012, 03:23:58 AM »

i was involved in some legitimately gay shit tonight. coworker i've known for two years that gets more pussy than any human i've ever met was at the top of the stairs with another dude, pants around the ankles (boxers on thank god) screaming for someone to throw up a lighter. when we got in the car he kept asking me what i saw and i acted like i didn't know what the fuck he was talking about. he's now on a bus going out of the state without telling anyone at work that he quit, i dropped him off at the greyhound station right after this happened

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #13453 on:** April 20, 2012, 03:45:14 AM »

Fake story

drew · « **Reply #13454 on:** April 20, 2012, 04:04:16 AM »

i wish it was

brawndolicious · « **Reply #13455 on:** April 20, 2012, 04:11:51 AM »

Wait what's the big deal? The guy may be gay, you walk in, and now he's too ashamed.

You should have just told him that you saw some pants on the floor but you don't care. What do you lose by calling him and being at least upfront about that?

drew · « **Reply #13456 on:** April 20, 2012, 04:19:31 AM »

i don't know. this guy was in prison for 15 years (got out 3 years ago) so it probably comes from that. he isn't gay though, he seriously gets as much pussy as at least 3 kosma's. he also used to angrily talk shit about this gay waiter that used to work there.

i guess what i'd lose is any sort of relationship i have with him, things would be too weird if he knew i knew.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #13457 on:** April 20, 2012, 06:51:41 AM »

I don't get the lighter part.

drew · « **Reply #13458 on:** April 20, 2012, 07:42:49 AM »

they were smoking something which will go un named, which definitely had something to do with it

Diunx · « **Reply #13459 on:** April 20, 2012, 08:56:05 AM »

gay turning drugs? name plz.

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #13460 on:** April 20, 2012, 09:01:47 AM »

Isn't Meth pretty big in the gay community? (I completely forget how I know this)

Brehvolution · « **Reply #13461 on:** April 20, 2012, 09:07:40 AM »

I always knew Drew was involved in gay shit.

demi · « **Reply #13462 on:** April 20, 2012, 09:15:34 AM »

He lives over on the gay side of town too. Real niccas like me live around the hood.

Broseidon · « **Reply #13463 on:** April 20, 2012, 09:16:42 AM »

Hypermasculine and shittalks gay people?

Dude takes it in the ass.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #13464 on:** April 20, 2012, 12:26:19 PM »

Drew, tell him you'll keep this on the dl, but you need a little action.

drew · « **Reply #13465 on:** April 20, 2012, 01:00:11 PM »

this guy has slept with the majority of the waitresses at work, to the point that when he was offered the job of floor manager a month back he turned it down because if he had to fire one of them they could claim he did it because they slept together and get him caught up in legality bullshit.

this keeps tripping me up, i keep thinking like did that actually fucking happen? yep, that fucking happened.

Mupepe · « **Reply #13466 on:** April 20, 2012, 01:02:38 PM »

why is it tripping you up? It makes perfect sense. He doesn't have to hate women to like a little bit of cock. tons of people struggle with this. It's pretty obvious. He's a homo (or bi) who's ashamed and alleviates it by being aggressive towards other homosexuals and over compensating and fucking everything that moves

Broseidon · « **Reply #13467 on:** April 20, 2012, 01:27:30 PM »

I'm with Mups here.

demi · « **Reply #13468 on:** April 20, 2012, 01:30:58 PM »

He sounds like any married guy.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #13469 on:** April 20, 2012, 02:06:01 PM »

Quote from: Mamacint on April 20, 2012, 09:01:47 AM

Isn't Meth pretty big in the gay community? (I completely forget how I know this)

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #13470 on:** April 20, 2012, 02:26:27 PM »

Sounds more like he's a straight guy who got turned out in prison and is now on the down low. He bangs women because he's still attracted to them, but men are a purely sexual option as well. In short he's kicking it with dudes but isn't looking to marry one.

demi · « **Reply #13471 on:** April 20, 2012, 02:51:03 PM »

Not like he can.

Robo · « **Reply #13472 on:** April 20, 2012, 03:06:45 PM »

Brehvolution · « **Reply #13473 on:** April 20, 2012, 03:11:09 PM »

Always make me laugh.

Robo · « **Reply #13474 on:** April 20, 2012, 04:21:23 PM »

I'm slightly disappointed they missed an awkward pun opportunity with: DON'T LET YOUR LAYUP, GET YOU CAUGHT UP!

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #13475 on:** April 20, 2012, 08:59:18 PM »

drew desperately wishes his life resembled Trainspotting.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #13476 on:** April 21, 2012, 03:23:18 AM »

Quote from: drew on April 20, 2012, 01:00:11 PM

this guy has slept with the majority of the waitresses at work, to the point that when he was offered the job of floor manager a month back he turned it down because if he had to fire one of them they could claim he did it because they slept together and get him caught up in legality bullshit.

this keeps tripping me up, i keep thinking like did that actually fucking happen? yep, that fucking happened.

He's probably into both girls and dudes, but ashamed of his gay side. He tries it out, he gets caught, he can't deal with the shame.

I'm not saying that you have a responsibility to tell this guy it's all right. But it would be a decent thing to do.

Or maybe he tried dudes in prison and found out he liked it. Still nice to say you're okay with it.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #13477 on:** April 21, 2012, 03:48:35 AM »

Seems pretty obvious this stems from his 12 years in jail, dudes

brawndolicious · « **Reply #13478 on:** April 21, 2012, 05:08:20 AM »

Lady Gaga told me they were born this way.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #13479 on:** April 21, 2012, 09:03:23 AM »

nothing wrong with that

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #13480 on:** April 21, 2012, 10:59:45 AM »

Unless you go Mel Gibson and start beating up women and ranting about Jews.

Broseidon · « **Reply #13481 on:** April 21, 2012, 12:52:53 PM »

Well he is Saudi...

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #13482 on:** April 21, 2012, 01:04:37 PM »

so much studying. brains dribbling out my eyeholes.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #13483 on:** April 21, 2012, 05:18:33 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on April 21, 2012, 01:04:37 PM

so much studying. brains dribbling out my eyeholes.

This explains your posts in the Outside Link and NSFW threads.

drew · « **Reply #13484 on:** April 21, 2012, 11:53:03 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 20, 2012, 02:26:27 PM

Sounds more like he's a straight guy who got turned out in prison and is now on the down low. He bangs women because he's still attracted to them, but men are a purely sexual option as well. In short he's kicking it with dudes but isn't looking to marry one.

this is what i was thinking too

Quote from: The Experiment on April 20, 2012, 08:59:18 PM

drew desperately wishes his life resembled Trainspotting.

nicca please, no hdtv or laptop? as if.

Trent Dole · « **Reply #13485 on:** April 22, 2012, 03:11:04 PM »

Can we ban blame space? Please? He sucks. A lot.

Broseidon · « **Reply #13486 on:** April 22, 2012, 03:22:11 PM »

I second this motion.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #13487 on:** April 22, 2012, 04:04:52 PM »

Banning him just validates his desperate desire for attention that plagues all other shitty forum personalities that infests the internet. By ignoring him, we can see whether he turns out to be a decent poster behind the put upon personality (see: Crushed) or whether he is just a one note douchebag (see: Nintendosbooger).

The Sceneman · « **Reply #13488 on:** April 23, 2012, 02:28:08 AM »

man, I'm deep in the throes of depression again. Been hiding at home for like 4 days. Depression is the worst shit ever. Right now I'm fairly bottom, feels like there's no way out

The Sceneman · « **Reply #13489 on:** April 23, 2012, 03:07:27 AM »

basically I got rejected from several job applications, and have had a sort of business miscommunication too. Basically I'm just feeling real low sense of self worth and like I'll never be successful.

Also I have changed medications and that has totally thrown me a bit too. I was on some fucked up buzz for a few days and ended up falling off the wagon and getting totally fucked up on alcohol. Yeah, I know this is probably the main trigger and I know I shouldn't drink to excess as it has always affected me negatively, but I was messed up and totally not myself and made some bad decisions. $:-\$ That was a week ago and my head is still in a really bad place.

I'm developing agoraphobia and I can barely play video games. Shit is bad.

Been going on for a week now but things are getting better probably. I hope. May have to go to the doctor

chronovore · « **Reply #13490 on:** April 23, 2012, 03:57:05 PM »

Go to the doctor.

Also, try to avoid the hooch, especially if you're transitioning to a new, chemistry-altering drug.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #13491 on:** April 23, 2012, 06:41:00 PM »

Quote from: The Sceneman on April 23, 2012, 03:07:27 AM

basically I got rejected from several job applications, and have had a sort of business miscommunication too. Basically I'm just feeling real low sense of self worth and like I'll never be successful.

Also I have changed medications and that has totally thrown me a bit too. I was on some fucked up buzz for a few days and ended up falling off the wagon and getting totally fucked up on alcohol. Yeah, I know this is probably the main trigger and I know I shouldn't drink to excess as it has always affected me negatively, but I was messed up and totally not myself and made some bad decisions. $:-\$ That was a week ago and my head is still in a really bad place.

I'm developing agoraphobia and I can barely play video games. Shit is bad.

Been going on for a week now but things are getting better probably. I hope. May have to go to the doctor

This is where I got legit concerned. Feel better, dude.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #13492 on:** April 23, 2012, 07:48:57 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on April 23, 2012, 06:41:00 PM

Quote from: The Sceneman on April 23, 2012, 03:07:27 AM
basically I got rejected from several job applications, and have had a sort of business miscommunication too. Basically I'm just feeling real low sense of self worth and like I'll never be successful.

Also I have changed medications and that has totally thrown me a bit too. I was on some fucked up buzz for a few days and ended up falling off the wagon and getting totally fucked up on alcohol. Yeah, I know this is probably the main trigger and I know I shouldn't drink to excess as it has always affected me negatively, but I was messed up and totally not myself and made some bad decisions. $:-\$ That was a week ago and my head is still in a really bad place.

I'm developing agoraphobia and I can barely play video games. Shit is bad.

Been going on for a week now but things are getting better probably. I hope. May have to go to the doctor

This is where I got legit concerned. Feel better, dude.

Was worried about this myself til I saw him tweet about some game like an hour later

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #13493 on:** April 23, 2012, 08:01:33 PM »

The Sceneman · « **Reply #13494 on:** April 23, 2012, 08:32:41 PM »

yeah I forced myself onto the Xbox last night, and I found smashing shit up in Bayonetta to be quite therapeutic. Should have done it earlier.

Thanks for all the well wishes, guys. Feeling better today, just need to keep telling myself it's just chemicals in my head and everything is all good

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #13495 on:** April 23, 2012, 08:36:41 PM »

your Evilbros got your back Sceneman

T234 · « **Reply #13496 on:** April 23, 2012, 08:54:09 PM »

Seconded on the 5-htp tip. I'd advise picking up some of that, sceneman. It can be found in vitamin aisles everywhere.

FlameofCallandorReturns · « **Reply #13497 on:** April 23, 2012, 10:26:37 PM »

What do I need to know about getting a tattoo? I'm planning on getting one in May when I finish my Ironman I was thinking something simple like this (maybe even smaller).

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #13498 on:** April 23, 2012, 11:08:33 PM »

Who tattooed that horse's penis?

etiolate · « **Reply #13499 on:** April 23, 2012, 11:15:39 PM »

its probably best that arvie doesn't talk around women

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