I've had to babysit my little cousin all day and I gotta say: no kids for me bros. He's 5 and rather well behaved, but just does so much ridiculous stuff that I've realized that I'm OLD
-I rented some movies specifically for him and bought some popsicles since it's 90 degrees today. He proceeded to eat half the box of popsicles and get the DVDs sticky while I was outside cutting the grass.
-I let him play with my DS but he kept complaining that I don't have a 3DS :'(
-He wouldn't let me watch MLG on my computer because he wanted me to watch Pokemon with him
-Then he wanted to go walking, but halfway into the walk he was nearly crying because no one else was walking except us, and he said we looked like we were poor. Nicca you're the one with a shirt fucked up with Popsicle stains, not me (he didn't want to change shirts, it's his favorite Hulk one...)
-Eventually we got some food and walked home, but on the way back someone with their dog walked by and he got scared. He's afraid of dogs and almost cried but I managed to distract him with some mind tricks (ie I asked him who is better, Batman or Superman and he went into a long argument on why Batman is the best)
-Finally got home, I watched some TV with him but fell asleep. Woke up and he was knocked out on the floor. Thank you based god. Hopefully he stays sleep long enough so I can watch the game smh