Random talk thread: It just keeps happening

[ferrarimanf355]

be honest ferrariman; when those pics of perry's pale ass hit the net how many times did you jerk it that day

I lost count. 

[Phoenix Dark]

I just bought this.

I feel icky having bought something from Wal-Mart, but a KatyCat in training has gotta do what he's gotta do, I suppose.

I hope you ordered it online. Dunno what I'd do if I saw a grown man without a wedding ring on his finger buying that in person.

[ferrarimanf355]

I think it was an online only thing, anyways. 

[Madrun Badrun]

I liked the colouring

[Pringo]

That could totally be an album cover for some indie pop band.

[Joe Molotov]

Father Mike and the Infelicitous Dandies

[Robo]

"View of Corsica at Dawn" by Vincent van Gogh

[Madrun Badrun]

Looks like some epithelia. simple noncolumnar?

First part is correct.  No idea about the second.  Was told this type of cyst presents as stratified squamous, but I'm not really versed in the bio stuff of this project. 

[Mr. Gundam]

Tomorrow morning is going to suck, I will be hungover.  :'(

[Positive Touch]

got offered an internship or obama's campaign in florida.  who wants to donate a couple thousand so i can live down there for a few months?

[Phoenix Dark]

I know people who live with a sponsor family for the campaign - basically young interns/campaigners who live with an older couple involved in the campaign as well. Perhaps there's some old couple willing to take you in

[Positive Touch]

but i'm a 30-yr old man, not some wide-eyed college fuck

on the other hand i am damn sexy


they said housing would be provided.  ive got enough cash to cover my bills for a few months, but nothing left over for cost of living.  if i could sell off some of my old rare games quick i MIGHT be able to do it.

[Phoenix Dark]

obama isn't worth your rare games

[Joe Molotov]

Too bad you're not interning on the Romney campaign, I'm sure you'd finally plenty of older men willing to put up a strapping young lad like yourself.

[Mupepe]

but i'm a 30-yr old man, not some wide-eyed college fuck

on the other hand i am damn sexy


they said housing would be provided.  ive got enough cash to cover my bills for a few months, but nothing left over for cost of living.  if i could sell off some of my old rare games quick i MIGHT be able to do it.

have you done a ballpark estimate for how much you'd need?

[demi]

but i'm a 30-yr old man, not some wide-eyed college fuck

on the other hand i am damn sexy


they said housing would be provided.  ive got enough cash to cover my bills for a few months, but nothing left over for cost of living.  if i could sell off some of my old rare games quick i MIGHT be able to do it.

Post yer list, breh.

[Positive Touch]

i figure i can live off $400-500 (maybe less) a month if i dont have extra bills to pay.  my games list mostly the same as it was years ago demi.  theyve all been packed up in my bedroom for years lol.  ive got loads of final fantasy, damn near every resident evil, limited edition metal gears, 90's fps games, castlevanias, lots of nice condition gba games, sought-after saturn games, and loads more.  there's some i know i can unload for close to a hundred each, which i'll do asap.  otherwise i've got a friend who buy and resells games all the time, and i might hand some stuff over to him and let him keep some of the profit.

[CajoleJuice]

why are you getting into this at 30 years old? not meaning to be a dick here. just curious.

[Positive Touch]

well i never graduated college and while i do work a job that i love, it pays like shit and doesnt have a lot of room for climbing up the ladder.  this is a chance to branch out and do something different, and maybe someday it will pay off by way of a new job opportunity.  if i dont take it ill spend the next few months working in stl for obama and going to my regular job, and prolly spend most of my nights playing games/reading the nets like i usually do.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Check your PMs

Edit: I just got a voicemail to work for the Obama campaign in Iowa.  I'll pass for now.

[Madrun Badrun]

Just watched the bluray or The Raid.  So good.

[Positive Touch]

well here's my big-ass list of games.  see for yourself positive touch's play history from the mid-nineties to the late 2000's:

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32X
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Doom
Knuckles Chaotix
Star Wars Arcade

Dreamcast
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Jet Grind Radio
Maken X
Phantasy Star Online
Space Channel 5
Sonic Adventure

Game Boy
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Super Mario Land

Game Boy Advance
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Astro Boy
Boktai
Boktai 2
Castlevania Harmony of Dissonance
Castlevania Aria of Sorrow
Drill Dozer
Final Fantasy I+II Dawn of Souls
Final Fantasy IV Advance
Final Fantasy V Advance
Final Fantasy VI Advance
Final Fantasy Tactics Advance
Fire Emblem The Sacred Stones
Gunstar Super Heroes
Kingdom Hearts Chain of Memories
Legend of Zelda A Link to the Past + Four Swords
Legend of Zelda Minish Cap
Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga
Metroid Fusion
Metroid Zero Mission
Mega Man Zero
Mega Man Zero 2
Mega Man Zero 3
Mega Man Zero 4
Super Mario Bros 3 Advance + E-reader & cards
Wario Ware
Wario Ware Twisted

Game Boy Color
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Dragon Warrior I+II
Dragon Warrior III (packaging only)
Legend of Zelda Link's Awakening DX
Legend of Zelda Oracle of Ages
Legend of Zelda Oracle of Seasons
Pokemon Gold
Pokemon Yellow WITH LEGIT MEW + BIRTH CERTIFICATE OMGGG!!!
Metal Gear Solid (Ghost Babel)
Mega Man Xtreme
Resident Evil Gaiden
Shantae
Super Mario Bros Deluxe

Gamecube
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Donkey Konga w/Bongos
Donkey Konga 2 (don't laugh plz)
Donkey Kong Jungle Beat
Eternal Darkness
Fire Emblem Path of Radiance
Ikaruga
Killer 7
Legend of Zelda Collectors Edition
Legend of Zelda Wind Waker
Metal Gear Solid Twin Snakes
Metriod Prime
Metroid Prime 2
Paper Mario The Thousand-Year Door
Prince Of Persia The Sands of Time
Resident Evil 0
Resident Evil
Resident Evil 4 Collector Edition
Skies of Arcadia Legends
Super Mario Sunshine
Super Monkey Ball
Super Monkey Ball 2
Viewtiful Joe

Game Gear
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Sonic 2

Genesis
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Aladdin
Castlevania Bloodlines
Rocket Knight Adventures
Sonic 1
Sonic 2
Sonic 3
Sonic & Knuckles
Sparkster
Streets of Rage 2
Vectorman

NES
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Dragon Warrior

Nintendo 64
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Castlevania
Doom 64
Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time Collector's Edition
Legend of Zelda Majoras Mask Collectors Edition
Quake
Resident Evil 2

Nintendo DS
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Advance Wars Dual Strike
Animal Crossing
Brain Age
Castlevania Dawn of Sorrow
Castlevania Portrait of Ruin
Cooking Mama
Contra 4
Dragon Quest Heroes Rocket Slime
Elite Beat Agents
Final Fantasy 3
Legend of Zelda Phantom Hourglass
Lunar Knights
Metriod Pinball
New Super Mario Bros
Nintendo Dogging Best Friends Edition
Phoenix Wright
Phoenix Wright 2
Phoenix Wright 3
Resident Evil DS
Trauma Center Under The Knife
Viewtiful Joe Double Trouble
Yoshi's Island DS

PC
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Baldurs Gate Original Saga (w/expansion)
Blood
Blood Plasma Pack
Chronicles of Riddick Directors Cut
Curse of Monkey Island
Dark Forces disc only
Ultimate Doom
Doom 2
Master levels for Doom 2
Doom 3
Doom 3 Resurrection of Evil
Duke Nukem Atomic Edition
Duke it out in DC
Duke Nukem Kill-a-ton Collection discs only
Halo
Heretic 2
Hexen
Hexen Deathkings of the Dark Citadel
Hexen 2
Hexen 2 Mission Pack
Jedi Knight disc only
Jedi Knight 2 disc only
Max Payne
Max Payne 2
No One Lives Forever 2
Painkiller Gold Edition
Planescape Torment (disc only 2 dic version)
Quake Mission Pack 1 box only
Quake 2
Quake 4
Return to Wolfenstein disc only
Serious Sam
Serious Sam Second Encounter
Strife (Disc & Manual only)
System Shock
System Shock 2
Tomb Raider Angel of Darkness discs only
Unreal

Playstation
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Alundra
Blood Omen Legacy of Kain
Brave Fencer Musashi
Chrono Cross
Dino Crisis
Dino Crisis 2
Dragon Warrior 7
Fear Effect
Fear Effect 2
Final Fantasy 7
Final Fantasy 8
Final Fantasy 9
Final Fantasy Anthology
Final Fantasy Chronicles
Final Fantasy Origins
Final Fantasy Tactics
Front Mission 3
Lunar Silver Star Story
Lunar Eternal Blue
Mega Man Legends
Mega Man Legends 2
Metal Gear Solid
Metal Gear Solid VR Missions
Misadventures of Tron Bonne
Ogre Battle
Parasite Eve
Parasite Eve 2
Resident Evil Directors Cut Greatest Hits Dual Shock
Resident Evil 2 Dual Shock
Resident Evil 3
Resident Evil Survivor
Silent Hill
Soul Reaver
Strider 2
Um Jammer Lammy
Vagrant Story
Xenogears

Playstation 2
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Breath of Fire Dragon Quarter
Castlevania Lament of Innocence
Castlevania Curse of Darkness
Devil May Cry
Devil May Cry 2
Devil May Cry 3 Greatest Hits
Fatal Frame III The Tormented
Final Fantasy X
Final Fantasy X-2
Final Fantasy XII L.E.
Final Fantasy Dirge of Cerberus
Front Mission 4 (sealed)
Gitaroo Man
God Hand
God of War
God of War 2
Grand Theft Auto III
Grand Theft Auto Vice City
Grand Theft Auto San Andreas
Guitar Hero w/guitar
Guitar Hero II w/guitar
Guitar Hero III
Ico
Katamari Damacy
Kingdom Hearts
Kingdom Hearts II
Legacy of Kain Defiance
Legacy of Kain Blood Omen 2
Mega Man Anniversary Collection
Mega Man X Collection
Metal Gear Solid 2 Sons of Liberty
Metal Gear Solid 2 Substance
Metal Gear Solid 2 Document
Metal Gear Solid 3 Snake Eater
Metal Gear Solid 3 whatever the ultimate edition was called
Okami
Onimusha
Resident Evil 4 Premium Edition
Resident Evil Code Veronica X
Resident Evil Dead Aim
Resident Evil Outbreak
Resident Evil Outbreak File 2
Rule of Rose
Shadow of the Colossus
Shadow of Destiny
Shin Megami Tensei Digital Devil Saga Limited Edition
Shin Megami Tensei Digital Devil Saga 2
Shinobi
Silent Hill 2 Greatest Hits
Silent Hill 3
Silent Hill 4
Siren
Soul Reaver 2
We <3 Katamari
Xenosaga Ep 1
Xenosaga Ep 2
Xenosaga Ep 3
Yakuza
Zone of the Enders
Zone of the Enders 2

Playstation 3
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Assassin's Creed
Final Fantasy 13
Metal Gear Solid 4 (sealed)
Metal Gear Solid 4 L.E.
Mirrors Edge
Ninja Gaiden Sigma
Uncharted 2

PSP
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Castlevania Dracula X Chronicles
Exit
Final Fantasy Crisis Core
Final Fantasy Tactics War of the Lions
God of War Chains of Olympics
Gradius Collection
Guilty Gear Judgment
Jeanne D'Arc
Lumines
Lumines 2
Metal Gear Acid
Metal Gear Acid 2
Metal Gear Solid Portable Ops
Metal Gear Solid Digital Graphic Novel
Mega Man Powered Up
Mega Man X Maverick Hunter
Silent Hill Origins
Ultimate Ghosts and Goblins
Valkyrie Profile Lenneth

Saturn
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Bust-a-Move 2
Dracula X (castlevania SOTN)
Guardian Heroes
Hexen
Magic Knight Rayearth
Nights w/controller
Panzer Dragoon Zwei
Panzer Dragoon Saga
Parodious Delux
Radiant Silvergun
Resident Evil
Saturn Bomberman (disc only)
Shining Force 3

Sega CD
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Earthworm Jim
Ecco the Dolphin
Ecco the Dolphin 2
Lunar
Lunar 2
Prince of Persia
Sonic CD

Super Nintendo
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Super Castlevania IV
Super Ghouls 'n Ghosts

Xbox 360
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Condemed
Dead Rising
Dead Rising greatest hits sealed
Dead Space (sealed)

Wii
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Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess
Metroid Prime 3
Super Mario Galaxy
Wii Play
Zack & Wiki

Other
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God of War 2 Demo
God of War Chains of Olympus Demo
Metal Gear Saga DVD
Metal Gear Saga Vol 2 DVD
Mega Man Legends Guide
Resident Evil Wesker's Report DVD
Resident Evil Archives compendium book
Sega cd RAM cart
Sega Saturn st key cart for playing imports

!!!ID ANTHOLOGY COMPLETE AND IN PERFECT CONDITION PLEASE GET SOMEONE TO BUY THIS OFF OF ME FOR A SHITLOAD OF MONEY!!!

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all for sale, and most of them have all their original packaging.  shoot me a pm if any of you wanna buy.

[Diunx]

To cats about to fuck in the backyard just scared the shit out of me!!! what kind of unholy sound is that!!!!?

[Groogrux]

Well, I just had my first disgusting tonsil stone.  Apparently, they are really common in my family.

[Diunx]

There's a storm coming today and so no work! I do have plenty of stuff to do this morning so hopefully I'm done before the real rain starts.

[Eric P]

U/D Manhattan: 5 Ave & West 34 St/Empire State Bldg Total of 7 people shot Perp DOA 1 in serious condition All others in stable condition.

shooting at the Empire State Building

We're getting reports that at least three and possibly five people have been shot in a police-involved shooting outside the Empire State Building this morning. The NYPD press office currently has no information, but it appears from police scanners that the shooting was related to a robbery and that the perp has been shot (it is unclear if they were apprehended or are DOA). According to the FDNY there are "several" people being taken to nearby hospitals while they mitigate the scene.

heat 2



http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2012/08/multiple-people-shot-at-empire-state-building.html

jesus christ

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/nation-celebrates-full-week-without-deadly-mass-sh,29293/

[CajoleJuice]

well i never graduated college and while i do work a job that i love, it pays like shit and doesnt have a lot of room for climbing up the ladder.  this is a chance to branch out and do something different, and maybe someday it will pay off by way of a new job opportunity.  if i dont take it ill spend the next few months working in stl for obama and going to my regular job, and prolly spend most of my nights playing games/reading the nets like i usually do.

well i applaud you for having the balls to go out and do this. wish you luck, man.

[chronovore]

Well, I just had my first disgusting tonsil stone.  Apparently, they are really common in my family.

I was foolish enough to investigate what this mean. "Tonsillolith." Don't anyone else google this. Srsly.

[Diunx]

I fucking hate hurricanes had to disconnect my pc because the power has been going out all day

[Positive Touch]

well i never graduated college and while i do work a job that i love, it pays like shit and doesnt have a lot of room for climbing up the ladder.  this is a chance to branch out and do something different, and maybe someday it will pay off by way of a new job opportunity.  if i dont take it ill spend the next few months working in stl for obama and going to my regular job, and prolly spend most of my nights playing games/reading the nets like i usually do.

well i applaud you for having the balls to go out and do this. wish you luck, man.

thanks dude.  i just finished up a part-time job helping a local candidate win so i have a good idea of what to expect.  being away from home for two months'll suck but i think i'll enjoy the work and hopefully have fun meeting people down there.  and hey, ive got a rich aunt & uncle down there, so maybe after the campaign i can vacation in their huge-ass house for a few days!

[The Sceneman]

protip: don't drink and look up your ex-girlfriend on Facebook  :'(

[Groogrux]

Well, I just had my first disgusting tonsil stone.  Apparently, they are really common in my family.

I was foolish enough to investigate what this mean. "Tonsillolith." Don't anyone else google this. Srsly.

Yeah, sorry about that.

[Huff]

ugh need to throw my phone in a river before going out drinking again

[Diunx]

I don't get it, yesterday when Isaac was here it barely rained now that he is off to Cuba it hasn't stopped raining all day! smh.

[brawndolicious]

http://m.apnews.mobi/ap/db_6776/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=u4Cj65vt

Neil Armstrong dies at 82.

[Positive Touch]

so its finally getting thru to me that taking a shitload of meds at irregular intervals is a bad idea

god jesus my brain

[T234]

so its finally getting thru to me that taking a shitload of meds at irregular intervals is a bad idea

god jesus my brains

I once bucally took 10 mg of 25i NBOMe (a dose that is supposed to be lethal, somebody who weighed 300 pounds snorted 4.5 mg and bit the dust, so 10 mg even bucally is B-A-N-A-N-A-S and would kill pretty much anybody sensitive to it or is not used to being real fucked up. 1 mg is a strong regular dose.) and railed 600+ mg of the best MDMA I've ever seen by a WIDE margin on top of that. Was +++++ for 33 hours, saw everything in the universe, best time of my life. I don't remember much of it, but I'm still being told funny stories about shit that happened during that trip.

On the other end of the spectrum, I once ate an entire box of dayquil during one shift at wal-mart. Closest I've come to death yet. Was miserable for days afterwards. Lesson learned.

[Groogrux]

So, I got myself a recliner.  It was free.  It's not been used too heavily either, and I guess that's on account of the fact that somebody died in it.

[demi]

have you reclined on it and blew a nice load on your chest yet?

[Groogrux]

have you reclined on it and blew a nice load on your chest yet?

No! 

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Yes. 

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[demi]

Oh that's hot.

[Robo]

It's amazing what a bit of alcohol can do to your immune system.  I had a nasty headache all morning after getting sloshed at a local German heritage festival on Saturday and it morphed into a fever by the end of the day.  I'm a snotty, worthless mess today.

[Madrun Badrun]

Social anxiety is killing me today.  I'm hungry and want to go to Tims but I don't want to interact with anyone.  I really need a slave or an intern or something.  Maybe a very smart dog.   

[Barry Egan]

Social anxiety is killing me today.  I'm hungry and want to go to Tims but I don't want to interact with anyone.  I really need a slave or an intern or something.  Maybe a very smart dog.   

Get these guys to set up shop in Saskatoon or wherever.

[Atramental]

I'm glad that I am finally able to manage my social anxiety.

Last year I was a completely different person because of it. Everywhere I went I felt like a spot light was on me.

[Eric P]

It's amazing what a bit of alcohol can do to your immune system.  I had a nasty headache all morning after getting sloshed at a local German heritage festival on Saturday and it morphed into a fever by the end of the day.  I'm a snotty, worthless mess today.

that doesn't sound potentially troublesome at all

[Madrun Badrun]

Ok did it.  Didn't die.  The server looked like Megan Fox.  I felt deeply ashamed just from her having too look upon me.     

[Brehvolution]

phew, that was close!

[chronovore]

Ok did it.  Didn't die.  The server looked like Megan Fox.  I felt deeply ashamed just from her having too look upon me.   

You know, I am honestly very thankful that "shy gene" or whatever it is you have is nowhere in my profile. I can't even imagine what it would be like.

[demi]

Ok did it.  Didn't die.  The server looked like Megan Fox.  I felt deeply ashamed just from her having too look upon me.   

You are like a canadian Opa Opa

[Himu]

Ok did it.  Didn't die.  The server looked like Megan Fox.  I felt deeply ashamed just from her having too look upon me.   

ahahahahah

[Phoenix Dark]

We should hang out one day Mike. Maybe hire some escorts and go out to eat. You guys got Red Lobsters in Canada?

[Robo]

It's amazing what a bit of alcohol can do to your immune system.  I had a nasty headache all morning after getting sloshed at a local German heritage festival on Saturday and it morphed into a fever by the end of the day.  I'm a snotty, worthless mess today.

that doesn't sound potentially troublesome at all

I mostly avoided the poop-play tents, though.

[Madrun Badrun]

We should hang out one day Mike. Maybe hire some escorts and go out to eat. You guys got Red Lobsters in Canada?

Where I'm from, Red lobster is actually a semi-fancy place.  No joke. (Mostly because sea food has to be so expensive in the prairies)   

[Phoenix Dark]

We should hang out one day Mike. Maybe hire some escorts and go out to eat. You guys got Red Lobsters in Canada?

Where I'm from, Red lobster is actually a semi-fancy place.  No joke. (Mostly because sea food has to be so expensive in the prairies)

Red Lobster is relatively fancy everywhere tbh. It's a nice establishment

[Mr. Gundam]

Back to work today. Miss the kiddo, but it's pretty good to be back.

[Himu]

who's got the kid now that you're vacation?

[Mr. Gundam]

who's got the kid now that you're vacation?

My parents watch her during the day. I work for the school district I went to as a kid, so I drop her off before work and pick her up on the way home.

[Himu]

That's pretty adorable. I wish I had the same inclination to work for the same district I worked with as a kid. Or even the desire to live in the same city I lived in as a kid.