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StealthFan

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #17820 on: April 07, 2013, 07:59:05 AM »
It's hard for her to type when she's drunkenly tugging on the junk of some guy she just met :crazybron
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« Reply #17821 on: April 07, 2013, 08:27:16 AM »
I would have taken the crazy man with the dead pigeon as an omen, waved off the evening, and stayed at home no matter what.

Sounds like she wanted to see you, so that's something.

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« Reply #17822 on: April 07, 2013, 10:57:17 AM »
Your expectations may not have been high but your reactions here just make you sound like a dick. The girl you're crushing on wanted to see you and didn't blow you off or forget about you or give up. She did however make a drunken mistake. No biggie. Not everyone can have a genius IQ when shitfaced bro. Focus on the fact that she obviously likes you and tried hard to see you.

Don Flamenco

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« Reply #17823 on: April 07, 2013, 12:31:13 PM »
people who have subwoofers in apartment buildings need to go suck a poisonous cock.   thankfully dude lives below me, so I just stomp the fuck out of the ground when it gets annoying   :heh   


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« Reply #17824 on: April 07, 2013, 12:45:08 PM »
You traveled halfway across Cali to meet some drunk girl for a party alongside her friends? Sounds almost like simping. It's not like she was alone and wanted to see you, she was drunk and with friends so you knew you couldn't smash.
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« Reply #17825 on: April 07, 2013, 01:43:21 PM »
Green Shinobi: Drunk chicks are the worst.  You did the right thing by going home and drinking by yourself.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #17826 on: April 07, 2013, 03:48:24 PM »
Oh shit a plane just crashed into the sea during an air show both pilots died.
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Don Flamenco

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« Reply #17827 on: April 07, 2013, 03:52:18 PM »
So I've been spending most of my nights at this Sheesha spot just near the Bahraini border, mostly cause there's never anything else to do and I live in the sort of house where all I do there is take care of people, which is fine and all but sometimes you just need to get away even if it's just for a few hours.

I'm out of work so I can relax, all set to hit the US for real this time, me and the gf are probably done with the way she's been acting lately. And this place is perfectly the right number away from all of that. I usually go with a friend but I went alone yesterday and I'll probably go alone again tonight. I was wondering if that's sort of weird or not. They have good sheesha that serves the purpose as a replacement for snus, I'm friends with the staff and I get to collect my thoughts which I rarely get to do anymore. So what do you guys think? Can you really go somewhere too much?



not weird.  as long as you're not like brooding in the corner, staring at everyone else with an angry look on your face. 


You traveled halfway across Cali to meet some drunk girl for a party alongside her friends? Sounds almost like simping. It's not like she was alone and wanted to see you, she was drunk and with friends so you knew you couldn't smash.


It's possible he'd be used as a "haha look at me, i'm getting laid tonight, I can just call dudes like that" object to make the other girls jealous. 

Powerslave

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« Reply #17828 on: April 07, 2013, 04:00:23 PM »
awesom-o is green shinobi? :ohhh

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« Reply #17829 on: April 07, 2013, 04:33:40 PM »
people who have subwoofers in apartment buildings need to go suck a poisonous cock.   thankfully dude lives below me, so I just stomp the fuck out of the ground when it gets annoying   :heh

im guilty of this and i dont give a fuck. gunshots and explosions all day long

would be different if any neighbors had kids tho
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« Reply #17830 on: April 07, 2013, 04:36:24 PM »
awesom-o is green shinobi? :ohhh
Nah, awesom-o is Puddles.

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« Reply #17831 on: April 07, 2013, 04:40:44 PM »
people who have subwoofers in apartment buildings need to go suck a poisonous cock.   thankfully dude lives below me, so I just stomp the fuck out of the ground when it gets annoying   :heh

im guilty of this and i dont give a fuck.


Die in a fire.

brawndolicious

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« Reply #17832 on: April 07, 2013, 04:44:18 PM »
So I've been spending most of my nights at this Sheesha spot just near the Bahraini border, mostly cause there's never anything else to do and I live in the sort of house where all I do there is take care of people, which is fine and all but sometimes you just need to get away even if it's just for a few hours.

I'm out of work so I can relax, all set to hit the US for real this time, me and the gf are probably done with the way she's been acting lately. And this place is perfectly the right number away from all of that. I usually go with a friend but I went alone yesterday and I'll probably go alone again tonight. I was wondering if that's sort of weird or not. They have good sheesha that serves the purpose as a replacement for snus, I'm friends with the staff and I get to collect my thoughts which I rarely get to do anymore. So what do you guys think? Can you really go somewhere too much?

I would guess those are the same as here which is just a coffeeshop with hookahs. I never saw the point in going into one alone but it's all right if you need to occasionally relax.

Don Flamenco

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« Reply #17833 on: April 07, 2013, 06:08:43 PM »
I give the neighbor until 12 on the weekends, then i footdive.  There's no way the other apartments aren't bothered by this too, so it's kinda my duty as the guy above him.   I'm usually a quiet walker, so I have him trained.  I only have to stomp once and he turns it down immediately. :lol

It's all war and gladiator movies or some shit.  There's always a firefight, followed by dramatic orchestral music.  then he blasts music like Low Rider and other classic rock.  I'm detecting some serious levels of dumbbrotosterone.

it's so loud, that I used to think it was the guy above me.   
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« Reply #17834 on: April 07, 2013, 09:46:43 PM »
that's what i said, but they kept kicking me out of the nursery school by my apt

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« Reply #17835 on: April 08, 2013, 04:27:57 AM »
I just made an OK Cupid profile. This site is terrifying as people can see if you've visited their profile, and vice-versa.

Anyway I just carpetbombed a bunch of hot broads with messages. We'll see how this goes :sadcam
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« Reply #17836 on: April 08, 2013, 05:24:40 AM »
Carpetbombing, in the hopes of bombing their carpets. I get it.

The Sceneman

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« Reply #17837 on: April 08, 2013, 05:50:51 AM »
oh man this site is incredible. Weed smoking chicks with Steam accounts. I'm in Scene heaven. Now lets see if they respond to my ass
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Powerslave

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #17838 on: April 08, 2013, 07:55:39 AM »
Most females on okcupid are just there to pass time I think.

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #17839 on: April 08, 2013, 12:07:43 PM »
Another sleepless night, for no fucking reason. Five of the most useless hours possible:just lying in bed with my eyes closed. I'm so angry I just want to punch something. At one point I actually did get to sleep for a few minutes, only to wake up with a dream that I was choking. Fuck everything, I can't deal with this anymore. Constant crushing chest pain with no physical cause, constantly feeling like collapsing all day only to lie awake at night, the good things in life aren't worth it.

I really needed to be productive today and tomorrow too. Seriously fuck everything.

Don't you live in California? Get some BHO. Shit WILL put you down.
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Don Flamenco

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« Reply #17840 on: April 08, 2013, 02:18:39 PM »
Another sleepless night, for no fucking reason. Five of the most useless hours possible:just lying in bed with my eyes closed. I'm so angry I just want to punch something. At one point I actually did get to sleep for a few minutes, only to wake up with a dream that I was choking. Fuck everything, I can't deal with this anymore. Constant crushing chest pain with no physical cause, constantly feeling like collapsing all day only to lie awake at night, the good things in life aren't worth it.

I really needed to be productive today and tomorrow too. Seriously fuck everything.

Don't you live in California? Get some BHO. Shit WILL put you down.



I had some for the first time this year-- 6 grams of some waxes and shatter...can't really remember the 3 weeks I vaped it over :lol   

I'm not even motivated to smoke much more because that is as high as you can possibly get from weed product. 

Don Flamenco

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« Reply #17841 on: April 08, 2013, 04:37:25 PM »
no, it definitely isn't.   when i smoke daily, i pretty much become an insomniac

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« Reply #17842 on: April 08, 2013, 04:46:57 PM »
I went to a party on Saturday and had two drinks; what I didn't realize was my heavy duty medication from a few days earlier was still latent in my system and the two combined for a really bad reaction.  Pretty much worst I've ever been in my life.  Blacked out after 1 drink/1 hour in and totally fucked stuff up all night from what has been told me (put in apologies to those involved; but still...not good).  Spent yesterday in bed all day and still feeling really sick today.  Can hardly eat anything.  Jesus Christ when drinking and meds mix it's scary. 

Powerslave

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« Reply #17843 on: April 08, 2013, 04:51:49 PM »
I notice a lot of you are on medicine. 


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« Reply #17844 on: April 08, 2013, 04:54:44 PM »
Prayer doesn't do much : (
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« Reply #17845 on: April 08, 2013, 08:44:52 PM »
Big feet

Madrun Badrun

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« Reply #17846 on: April 09, 2013, 12:57:15 AM »
I could only answer 1/5th of my physics assignment due tomorrow.  Fuck this assignment, fuck quantum physics and fuck the fact that I  even have to take quantum physics in the first place. 

Atramental

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« Reply #17847 on: April 09, 2013, 02:40:18 AM »
Damn. Got invited to two parties today.

And here I thought my social life was about to take a nose dive. :P

Don Flamenco

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« Reply #17848 on: April 09, 2013, 02:51:25 AM »
what kinds of parties

The Sceneman

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« Reply #17849 on: April 09, 2013, 08:39:29 AM »
Damn. Got invited to two parties today.

And here I thought my social life was about to take a nose dive. :P

Awesome! Hopefully they're on consecutive nights :win
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Don Flamenco

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« Reply #17850 on: April 09, 2013, 12:26:09 PM »
think I've finally gotten carpal tunnel.   poor circulation in my hand making it feel like its starting to get numb all the time (but never more than "starting to") and pain on the two knuckles I've circled that hasn't gone away 




on my left hand too, so i'm pretty sure umvc3 practice (along with typing 24 hours a day) caused it  :'(




ow yeah fuck it, can't use this hand today  :'(
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #17851 on: April 09, 2013, 12:48:32 PM »
Welp, time to get a brace.

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« Reply #17852 on: April 09, 2013, 02:10:02 PM »
Didn't shake well enough  :'(


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« Reply #17853 on: April 09, 2013, 02:19:58 PM »
Dried, and no one was the wiser  :whew
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« Reply #17854 on: April 09, 2013, 03:42:44 PM »
Have to pee again.  Going to improve upon my last performance. 

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« Reply #17855 on: April 09, 2013, 03:47:42 PM »
I just knocked that one out of the ball park.  Not even back splash. 

Atramental

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« Reply #17856 on: April 09, 2013, 03:50:44 PM »
what kinds of parties
Graduation parties, essentially.


Don Flamenco

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« Reply #17857 on: April 09, 2013, 05:13:47 PM »
Welp, time to get a brace.


oh no...that's the mark of someone who is on their PC/gaming too damn much  :'(

Bebpo

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« Reply #17858 on: April 09, 2013, 05:54:08 PM »
Had the FFXVI/equivalent game design document come to me in a dream the other night.  Been working on writing it up.  My first rpg/game design doc.  I usually don't get a ton of sleep (6-7 hours), but the last few days while recovering I've been sleeping 10-14 hours and having really long and vivid dreams.  Is kind of interesting.

Don Flamenco

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« Reply #17859 on: April 09, 2013, 05:56:39 PM »
Had the FFXVI/equivalent game design document come to me in a dream the other night.  Been working on writing it up.  My first rpg/game design doc.  I usually don't get a ton of sleep (6-7 hours), but the last few days while recovering I've been sleeping 10-14 hours and having really long and vivid dreams.  Is kind of interesting.


me, you and malek should come up with a jrpg based entirely around a fictional legal system.

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« Reply #17860 on: April 09, 2013, 06:47:13 PM »
In my last lecture of undergrad. w00t.

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« Reply #17861 on: April 09, 2013, 06:48:44 PM »
oh no...that's the mark of someone who is on their PC/gaming too damn much  :'(
Better that than suffering permanent damage, no? Although that might be too late, I've only ever had ganglion zysts, no actual RSI.

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The Sceneman

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« Reply #17863 on: April 10, 2013, 04:57:04 AM »
Got a date lined up from OKCupid. Her name is Ness, like in Earthbound  :whew
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #17864 on: April 10, 2013, 05:18:41 AM »
I could only answer 1/5th of my physics assignment due tomorrow.  Fuck this assignment, fuck quantum physics and fuck the fact that I  even have to take quantum physics in the first place.

I took quantum chemistry not so long ago, what kind of questions do you have?

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« Reply #17865 on: April 10, 2013, 08:27:53 AM »
My dream last night was about a big list of crap I have to do at work.  The dream was just simply me working, getting stressed out that I might not finish it, getting pissed that there was so much of it and then finishing it and going home.  Worst fucking dream ever.

Groogrux

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« Reply #17866 on: April 10, 2013, 08:57:43 AM »
I've looked for my keys for over an hour this morning.  My sister picked my kid up and took him to school for me. 

I just found them in the dryer?   ???
WTF

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« Reply #17867 on: April 10, 2013, 09:04:34 AM »
Did you leave them in your pants?
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Groogrux

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #17868 on: April 10, 2013, 09:14:08 AM »
Nope.  Didn't wash my pants...
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chronovore

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« Reply #17869 on: April 10, 2013, 10:19:44 AM »
My dream last night was about a big list of crap I have to do at work.  The dream was just simply me working, getting stressed out that I might not finish it, getting pissed that there was so much of it and then finishing it and going home.  Worst fucking dream ever.

There should be a rule that you can take the day off after a night of dreaming about work.

Don Flamenco

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« Reply #17870 on: April 10, 2013, 10:48:20 AM »
http://blog.dynamoo.com/2013/04/top-porn-sites-lead-to-malware.html

 :noah


xhamster noooooooo

sounds like it's just in ads and stuff?  i don't do anything aside from search and watch on there.

i guess i'll go to xvideos from now on. 

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« Reply #17871 on: April 10, 2013, 01:11:13 PM »
My dream last night was about a big list of crap I have to do at work.  The dream was just simply me working, getting stressed out that I might not finish it, getting pissed that there was so much of it and then finishing it and going home.  Worst fucking dream ever.

There should be a rule that you can take the day off after a night of dreaming about work.
Agreed.  I already suffered!

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« Reply #17872 on: April 10, 2013, 01:35:28 PM »
Got a date lined up from OKCupid. Her name is Ness, like in Earthbound  :whew

One day on OKCupid and he gets a date.  :noah

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« Reply #17873 on: April 10, 2013, 01:38:18 PM »
Had the FFXVI/equivalent game design document come to me in a dream the other night.  Been working on writing it up.  My first rpg/game design doc.  I usually don't get a ton of sleep (6-7 hours), but the last few days while recovering I've been sleeping 10-14 hours and having really long and vivid dreams.  Is kind of interesting.


me, you and malek should come up with a jrpg based entirely around a fictional legal system.

I'm lazy. I'll just feed you some Canadian law and you two won't know the difference.

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« Reply #17874 on: April 10, 2013, 03:34:19 PM »
Today I saw what can only be described as a black Karl Pilkington, bald round head, chimp like features, it was uncanny, he got a little uncomfortable with me staring during the whole trip.
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Don Flamenco

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« Reply #17875 on: April 10, 2013, 08:39:13 PM »
the people who took this picture are worse than Hitler:

http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/vgm/3735903014.html

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« Reply #17876 on: April 10, 2013, 08:46:52 PM »
I was gong to ask if the person who took the picture is worse than Jay Cutler, but since this ad is from Chicago. . . .

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« Reply #17877 on: April 10, 2013, 08:50:32 PM »
they're automatically worse than everybody in the world for advertising a system with games like that.  THE GAMES ARE FUCKING IMPORTANT, DAMMIT  :maf


but i found some dude selling a fully loaded modded xbox for $55 so i'm happy.   i'll be in spike out land soon enough...if my hands don't hurt tomorrow.

Don Flamenco

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« Reply #17878 on: April 10, 2013, 10:23:32 PM »
"order pizza hut"  my brain said

"you haven't had it in a long time and it looks okay" my brain said

i think i want to die  :-X

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« Reply #17879 on: April 10, 2013, 10:34:41 PM »
but i found some dude selling a fully loaded modded xbox for $55 so i'm happy.   i'll be in spike out land soon enough...if my hands don't hurt tomorrow.
You know they will. See a doctor.