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Eli Gulgin

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« Reply #18540 on: May 21, 2013, 03:16:16 PM »
Isn't it just a post count thing?

Yeah, someone bumped me up a thousand though. :mynicca

I hope you sent dick pix as a thank you.

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brawndolicious

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« Reply #18541 on: May 22, 2013, 03:18:26 AM »
3rd day not smoking :rock
3rd day with no beer :rock

Oye vey, now I'll have like a little brother complex where I'll always be 30 hours behind.

I also realized now that smoking is like the opposite of being pregnant. Everything pretty much smells the same, you eat less, and your mood is more stable. You're also denying responsibility for yourself rather than accepting more responsibility. I guess I just decided I can't handle it and had to have a little cancer abortion. It's like eight months that I smoked so I guess this is a third-trimester abortion.

Phoenix Dark

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« Reply #18542 on: May 22, 2013, 06:59:40 PM »
I want to be a fly on the wall when you say that stupid shit to a woman in real life.
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Raban

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« Reply #18543 on: May 22, 2013, 07:32:06 PM »
This is am nintenho we're talking about. He hasn't been within 300 feet of a woman.

brawndolicious

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« Reply #18544 on: May 22, 2013, 07:53:50 PM »
There is an eloquence in knowing that you're going to say a stupid joke and continuing down it anyways.

Polari

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« Reply #18545 on: May 22, 2013, 07:55:31 PM »
There is an eloquence in knowing that you're going to say a stupid joke and continuing down it anyways.

I think this is the problem right here.

brawndolicious

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« Reply #18546 on: May 22, 2013, 08:04:44 PM »
I don't see the problem in not assuming that people will definitely find your jokes funny. Obviously there's a certain crowd for smoking abortion jokes but I think most people can understand why somebody would think of it.

Robo

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« Reply #18547 on: May 22, 2013, 09:10:31 PM »
I got promoted today after only six months on the job and a couple weeks out of orientation.   :mynicca
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ZephyrFate

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« Reply #18548 on: May 24, 2013, 01:47:10 AM »
I got promoted today after only six months on the job and a couple weeks out of orientation.   :mynicca
I got promoted in that same span of time too yay

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« Reply #18549 on: May 24, 2013, 03:10:51 PM »
Fuck.  I clipped my finger nails and one foots toe nails but the other foot didn't need it.  Now my Friday routine will be mess up.

Phoenix Dark

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« Reply #18550 on: May 24, 2013, 04:13:01 PM »
Grats on the promotions bros. I had dinner a couple weeks ago with a friend of mine who's a manager at a printing company. He said a lot of their employees are shockingly inept, as in being just good enough not to get fired but bad enough to weep for humanity. Showing any extra effort, initiative - even knowing how to use computers - are enough to stand out. Crazy.
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Madrun Badrun

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« Reply #18551 on: May 24, 2013, 10:46:08 PM »
Is it weird that sometimes I like to code with one hand and listen to Barry White with the other?

Olivia Wilde Homo

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« Reply #18552 on: May 24, 2013, 11:12:17 PM »
Grats on the promotions bros. I had dinner a couple weeks ago with a friend of mine who's a manager at a printing company. He said a lot of their employees are shockingly inept, as in being just good enough not to get fired but bad enough to weep for humanity. Showing any extra effort, initiative - even knowing how to use computers - are enough to stand out. Crazy.

Most of the people that report to me do the threadbare minimum and sometimes not even that.  I can understand it, if you have no real ambition whatsoever and just want a simple 9 to 5, it's the best way to go.  Good luck getting anything outside of a cost of living raise or not being on the chopping block if there is ever a wave of layoffs.  With the way my company works, doing the bare minimum means that they're fucking themselves out of thousands of dollars of bonus money too each year.  Oh well.
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Phoenix Dark

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« Reply #18554 on: May 24, 2013, 11:42:03 PM »
Grats on the promotions bros. I had dinner a couple weeks ago with a friend of mine who's a manager at a printing company. He said a lot of their employees are shockingly inept, as in being just good enough not to get fired but bad enough to weep for humanity. Showing any extra effort, initiative - even knowing how to use computers - are enough to stand out. Crazy.

Most of the people that report to me do the threadbare minimum and sometimes not even that.  I can understand it, if you have no real ambition whatsoever and just want a simple 9 to 5, it's the best way to go.  Good luck getting anything outside of a cost of living raise or not being on the chopping block if there is ever a wave of layoffs.  With the way my company works, doing the bare minimum means that they're fucking themselves out of thousands of dollars of bonus money too each year.  Oh well.
Yup. I think a lot of young people settle for mediocrity. Just get by, buy whatever stuff you like (smart phones, kindle, whatever) and live life. Meh. I'm not going to act like I work super hard, but I worked hard enough last year to get a promotion.

Same with when I did the Census. There were tons of people quite content to sit around doing not much of anything and get paid, and the government made it easy for us to waste time by giving some shitty directives; our first assignment was to work on a rather large neighborhood, but when we got there it was a fucking lake lmao. So we went there, saw there were no houses, drove around for a bit, went to Wendy's to eat, then went back to HQ and put in our hours. But when we actually had work to do I did my job, and managed to get promoted there as well.
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pickle

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« Reply #18555 on: May 25, 2013, 04:01:18 AM »
Is it weird that sometimes I like to code with one hand and listen to Barry White with the other?

I'm not sure whether this is a masturbation joke or not.

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« Reply #18556 on: May 25, 2013, 01:06:14 PM »
I don't make masturbation jokes. 

Dickie Dee

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« Reply #18557 on: May 25, 2013, 01:20:10 PM »
FM takes his masturbation very, very seriously.
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Madrun Badrun

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« Reply #18558 on: May 25, 2013, 01:23:01 PM »
Correction I take all masturbation very, very seriously, for I am a masturbation-egalitarian.   

Madrun Badrun

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« Reply #18559 on: May 25, 2013, 01:23:43 PM »
Who would like to join my Church?

Madrun Badrun

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« Reply #18560 on: May 25, 2013, 02:37:35 PM »
Common guys, on Fridays we picnic and masturbate eagles as a test of manliness and readiness for Helter Skelter. 

Flannel Boy

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« Reply #18561 on: May 25, 2013, 06:38:33 PM »
Who would like to join my Church?

No one will be shaking hands before communion.

Flannel Boy

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« Reply #18562 on: May 25, 2013, 06:39:35 PM »
"O Come All Ye Faithful"

Joe Molotov

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« Reply #18563 on: May 25, 2013, 09:05:48 PM »
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord.  :noah
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Madrun Badrun

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« Reply #18564 on: May 25, 2013, 09:09:53 PM »
Who would like to join my Church?

No one will be shaking hands before communion.

Hands aren't shaken before communion. 

Broseidon

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« Reply #18565 on: May 25, 2013, 11:04:38 PM »
god im wasted right now
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Polari

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« Reply #18566 on: May 25, 2013, 11:22:03 PM »
god im wasted right now

Yeah. Went to the worst pub tonight. Stuck-up posh girls admiring a burlesque show like it's some work of art and clapping politely at the end. Burlesque is like stripping if stripping sucked and was done by chicks with no talent and even less tits.

Don Flamenco

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« Reply #18567 on: May 26, 2013, 01:30:29 AM »
god im wasted right now

Yeah. Went to the worst pub tonight. Stuck-up posh girls admiring a burlesque show like it's some work of art and clapping politely at the end. Burlesque is like stripping if stripping sucked and was done by chicks with no talent and even less tits.


 Burlesque is the stripping of the 1920s.

Huff

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« Reply #18568 on: May 26, 2013, 02:55:17 AM »
Lost my credit card in between 2 bars tonight. Double checked and neither had it.

Felt pretty distinguished mentally-challenged when I called the company to cancel my card while drunk. Had to beat down the urge to constantly explain that I wasn't scamming them and actually lost it
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« Reply #18569 on: May 26, 2013, 11:38:02 AM »
I've been totally burnt out since my last final, a month ago.  The last two days were the first days where I actually wanted to get work done.   I've got my mojo back.  Productivity ahoy!

brawndolicious

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« Reply #18570 on: May 26, 2013, 04:21:08 PM »
http://abclocal.go.com/kgo/story?section=news%2Flocal%2Fsouth_bay&id=9115780

Community Safety Officer on my campus got caught planning a heist. I love this part:

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"We discovered a number of firearms that were stored inside of a false wall inside the home. Inside that false wall was yet another false wall that led to additional firearms and ammunition that were seized in the home," said Clark.

He was hiding a gun stash under a gun stash.

Atramental

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« Reply #18571 on: May 26, 2013, 08:31:56 PM »
Got my first sunburn of the year.  :noah

chronovore

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« Reply #18572 on: May 26, 2013, 08:38:13 PM »
http://abclocal.go.com/kgo/story?section=news%2Flocal%2Fsouth_bay&id=9115780

Community Safety Officer on my campus got caught planning a heist. I love this part:

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"We discovered a number of firearms that were stored inside of a false wall inside the home. Inside that false wall was yet another false wall that led to additional firearms and ammunition that were seized in the home," said Clark.

He was hiding a gun stash under a gun stash.

Don Flamenco

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« Reply #18573 on: May 26, 2013, 11:21:32 PM »
2 week long class of 9 to 5 each day coming up on tuesday  :'(


then it's all done over

Madrun Badrun

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« Reply #18574 on: May 26, 2013, 11:36:53 PM »
Looking for a place to live with a dog is hard :(

Groogrux

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« Reply #18575 on: May 27, 2013, 12:25:16 AM »
Looking for a place to live with a dog is hard :(

You'll never get that dog to pay rent, you know.
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Atramental

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« Reply #18576 on: May 27, 2013, 01:57:11 AM »
Every time I go to a party I keep on realizing how dependent I am on booze just so that I don't shut down socially.  :-\

I really need to schedule an appointment with a shrink. Too bad my parents don't take the psychologist/psychiatrist field too seriously, which is funny because they're both chiropractors and a lot of people think chiropractors are quacks. *shrug*

Guess I should start saving money for my own "mental health" fund.

bork

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« Reply #18577 on: May 27, 2013, 08:20:46 AM »
Sitting at work on Memorial Day  :gloomy

Shit sucks.  And everyone is coming in to a lovely Email requiring at least three work-related training courses to be completed today.  Already done, so now the real boredom starts.
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fistfulofmetal

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #18578 on: May 27, 2013, 11:09:54 AM »
I just made some scrambled eggs like this



tastes good, man
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Don Flamenco

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« Reply #18579 on: May 27, 2013, 11:29:27 AM »
I understood nothing he said but "give it to her in bed"

Madrun Badrun

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« Reply #18580 on: May 27, 2013, 01:52:27 PM »
Iron man 3 was really well done.  I love how they handled the mandarin. 

Huff

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« Reply #18581 on: May 28, 2013, 09:49:19 AM »
Nothing like spending a couple hours on the student/professional career forums to destroy any optimism left about the future
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« Reply #18582 on: May 28, 2013, 12:05:48 PM »
ya, gradcafe  :(

Madrun Badrun

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« Reply #18583 on: May 28, 2013, 12:12:39 PM »
I'm losing like half a pound a day , fuck ya.

Huff

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« Reply #18584 on: May 28, 2013, 10:17:41 PM »
You only get to join the "I turned someone gay" club if you were the last person he/she dated, right?
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pickle

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« Reply #18585 on: May 29, 2013, 05:41:08 AM »
I'm losing like half a pound a day , fuck ya.

Worms?

brawndolicious

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #18586 on: May 29, 2013, 05:54:33 AM »
After much thought and consideration I just proposed to the woman I love and she said yes.

wow um, didn't you say you two had to split because you were going back to Montana? Congratulations though.

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« Reply #18587 on: May 29, 2013, 06:56:31 AM »
You serious man?

Awesome.

Congrats.

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chronovore

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« Reply #18588 on: May 29, 2013, 06:59:41 AM »
Congrats, Wrath! I think you'd be better off playing the field and then getting back together if you still feel this way when you're near each other again, but feeling young and in love is pretty great in and of itself. So... good luck, Frank! /robocop

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« Reply #18589 on: May 29, 2013, 08:49:01 AM »
Congrats, Wrath! I think you'd be better off playing the field and then getting back together if you still feel this way when you're near each other again, but feeling young and in love is pretty great in and of itself. So... good luck, Frank! /robocop
I agree with this but I'm happy if you're happy!  Most people would have told me I was making a mistake when I decided to marry my wife, but I knew it worked and I knew it was right.  Congratulations!!

Broseidon

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« Reply #18590 on: May 29, 2013, 10:42:44 AM »
That's pretty gay, Wrath.
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Phoenix Dark

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« Reply #18591 on: May 29, 2013, 11:58:59 AM »
Congratulations! I want to iron out some Saudi details, though, out of curiosity: Did you propose to her or did you go with an elder to vouch for you and propose to her family? Is she related to you?
This is Saudi, not Afghanistan.

Gratz Wrath she is a great gal and very beautiful. Too many of my young friends are getting married breh :(
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Steve Contra

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« Reply #18592 on: May 29, 2013, 05:12:32 PM »
Congrats :-[
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Broseidon

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« Reply #18593 on: May 29, 2013, 05:59:50 PM »
Seriously tho nice one dude  :D
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Atramental

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« Reply #18594 on: May 29, 2013, 06:04:08 PM »
That's really cool, Wrath.

I wish you two much happiness.  :)

etiolate

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« Reply #18595 on: May 29, 2013, 06:07:53 PM »
Congrats Wrath

Joe Molotov

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« Reply #18596 on: May 29, 2013, 07:10:55 PM »
Wrath, Congrats!
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Flannel Boy

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« Reply #18597 on: May 29, 2013, 07:50:33 PM »
Congratulations.

Phoenix Dark

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« Reply #18598 on: May 29, 2013, 08:14:29 PM »
Wrath now has the hottest mother in law :shaq
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Brehvolution

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« Reply #18599 on: May 29, 2013, 08:43:58 PM »
Congrats Wrath. I wish you and your bride to be the best of luck in all you do.
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