Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 4247586 times)

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #19980 on:** September 10, 2013, 11:11:24 AM »

A real man would have shat back at it.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #19981 on:** September 10, 2013, 11:28:35 AM »

It was a hipster bird shatting on you ironically.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #19982 on:** September 10, 2013, 01:35:21 PM »

Got some pork chops ready for tonight

gonna whip up some garlic spinach and potatoes on the side

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #19983 on:** September 10, 2013, 01:42:54 PM »

Well they never responded to my email and the inspection is tomorrow. Maybe Kosma will spot me for a BnB

brawndolicious · « **Reply #19984 on:** September 10, 2013, 02:53:45 PM »

This reminds me I'm making fried chicken tonight and I'm probably going to have to start looking for a place to move as my lease ends in 10 days.

Inspector Thatcher · « **Reply #19985 on:** September 10, 2013, 07:13:59 PM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on September 07, 2013, 05:00:26 PM

Estate sales keep makin' me lol. Lines at the starting time. Bunch of the stuff is seriously no better than vintage store prices.

Sorta like the lottery. Everybody knows that one dude who found something ultraprecious that they got way under market value and sold it for more than it was worth.

Either that or it's their "real-life" storage wars. Thrill of the...pawing someone else's unpolished neglected stuff.

StealthFan · « **Reply #19986 on:** September 10, 2013, 11:50:14 PM »

I had to take a nasty shit yesterday but decided to hold it in. It went away and I thought all was well but I emptied by bowels today. Pure liquid. Reminded me of my Dulcolax episode. I felt sick every twenty minutes and had to squat on the porcelain.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #19987 on:** September 10, 2013, 11:58:52 PM »

Quote from: Eschaton on September 10, 2013, 11:57:34 PM

Quote from: Commander Cosby Cock on September 10, 2013, 11:50:14 PM
I had to take a nasty shit yesterday but decided to hold it in.
Why would you do that?

sometimes they compact and solidify in the colon.

Raban · « **Reply #19988 on:** September 11, 2013, 12:31:35 AM »

I have this really fucked up hentai doujin about solidified poop in the colon

it's got amputees too

Rufus · « **Reply #19989 on:** September 11, 2013, 01:56:27 AM »

I don't know if that's a good idea. I mean, the point of it is to get rid of whatever bug that's causing it, right? Wouldn't you risk extending your illness if you held it in? Or at the very least a very messy accident at night.

Raban · « **Reply #19990 on:** September 11, 2013, 02:10:36 AM »

it is never good (for your body) to withhold a bowel movement

Raban · « **Reply #19991 on:** September 11, 2013, 02:13:36 AM »

nudemacusers · « **Reply #19992 on:** September 11, 2013, 02:19:32 AM »

Quote from: Raban on September 11, 2013, 02:10:36 AM

it is never good (for your body) to withhold a bowel movement

you gotta show your ass who is in charge

Raban · « **Reply #19993 on:** September 11, 2013, 02:20:36 AM »

why can't I be friends with my ass instead? $:-\$

nudemacusers · « **Reply #19994 on:** September 11, 2013, 02:21:35 AM »

you gotta be the alpha of the asspack

Raban · « **Reply #19995 on:** September 11, 2013, 02:24:24 AM »

fuck you guys my ass is way cooler than y'all

nudemacusers · « **Reply #19996 on:** September 11, 2013, 02:25:40 AM »

hampster · « **Reply #19997 on:** September 11, 2013, 08:11:10 AM »

Quote from: Eschaton on September 10, 2013, 11:57:34 PM

Quote from: Commander Cosby Cock on September 10, 2013, 11:50:14 PM
I had to take a nasty shit yesterday but decided to hold it in.
Why would you do that?

Its all about mind over body. Some people fast or walk on hot coals to prove their discipline. I hold in bowel movements because I am too lazy to get up

lordmaji · « **Reply #19998 on:** September 11, 2013, 02:42:39 PM »

Random talk.

Being at work makes me horny... does anyone else have this happen to them?

discuss.

Diunx · « **Reply #19999 on:** September 11, 2013, 02:50:24 PM »

Yeah, latinas with tight office pants or tight short skirts make me fucking horny.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #20000 on:** September 11, 2013, 02:57:36 PM »

Quote from: Diunx on September 11, 2013, 02:50:24 PM

Yeah, latinas with tight office pants or tight short skirts make me fucking horny.

Mupepe · « **Reply #20001 on:** September 11, 2013, 02:58:12 PM »

Quote from: lordmaji on September 11, 2013, 02:42:39 PM

Random talk.

Being at work makes me horny... does anyone else have this happen to them?

discuss.

On slow days I find my libido gets insane while at work. I guess it's the boredom that does it. It's all I can think about. On busy days I am normal though.

demi · « **Reply #20002 on:** September 11, 2013, 02:58:14 PM »

Quote from: lordmaji on September 11, 2013, 02:42:39 PM

Random talk.

Being at work makes me horny... does anyone else have this happen to them?

discuss.

Everyone gets chubs or hardons. It happens. You gotta perfect the belt method for those moments.

Polari · « **Reply #20003 on:** September 11, 2013, 03:11:33 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on September 11, 2013, 02:58:12 PM

Quote from: lordmaji on September 11, 2013, 02:42:39 PM
Random talk.

Being at work makes me horny... does anyone else have this happen to them?

discuss.
On slow days I find my libido gets insane while at work. I guess it's the boredom that does it. It's all I can think about. On busy days I am normal though.

Yeah I used to rub one out in the bogs just to kill some time at one slow-ass job. Getting paid for it

brawndolicious · « **Reply #20004 on:** September 11, 2013, 10:35:53 PM »

So last week I was forced to buy a bottle of chocolate syrup that I accidentally used at a coffee shop and I still had no idea what I would use it for when I came home and saw this:

http://imgur.com/a/DBwqp

I guess the temperature changed or something causing it to burst. It took me about half an hour to clean it all up. This was a perfect regular day until this happened and now I will never forget today.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #20005 on:** September 11, 2013, 10:43:48 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on September 11, 2013, 10:35:53 PM

So last week I was forced to buy a bottle of chocolate syrup that I accidentally used at a coffee shop and I still had no idea what I would use it for when I came home and saw this:

http://imgur.com/a/DBwqp

I guess the temperature changed or something causing it to burst. It took me about half an hour to clean it all up. This was a perfect regular day until this happened and now I will never forget today.

it's probably this:
http://www.multistalkervictims.org/sabotage.htm

submit your story here:
http://www.experienceproject.com/groups/Am-Being-Gang-Stalked/88474

be safe

Eli Gulgin · « **Reply #20006 on:** September 12, 2013, 12:49:24 PM »

Mac has changed his feggy avatar

lordmaji · « **Reply #20007 on:** September 12, 2013, 01:15:17 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on September 11, 2013, 02:58:12 PM

Quote from: lordmaji on September 11, 2013, 02:42:39 PM
Random talk.

Being at work makes me horny... does anyone else have this happen to them?

discuss.
On slow days I find my libido gets insane while at work. I guess it's the boredom that does it. It's all I can think about. On busy days I am normal though.

Yep, I believe this is the situation.

Slow days, I want to get it in. Busy days, I'm too busy to think about getting it in.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #20008 on:** September 12, 2013, 01:40:38 PM »

Quote from: Eli Gulgin on September 12, 2013, 12:49:24 PM

Mac has changed his feggy avatar

brawndolicious · « **Reply #20009 on:** September 12, 2013, 03:46:28 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on September 11, 2013, 10:43:48 PM

Quote from: am nintenho on September 11, 2013, 10:35:53 PM
So last week I was forced to buy a bottle of chocolate syrup that I accidentally used at a coffee shop and I still had no idea what I would use it for when I came home and saw this:

http://imgur.com/a/DBwqp

I guess the temperature changed or something causing it to burst. It took me about half an hour to clean it all up. This was a perfect regular day until this happened and now I will never forget today.
it's probably this:
http://www.multistalkervictims.org/sabotage.htm

submit your story here:
http://www.experienceproject.com/groups/Am-Being-Gang-Stalked/88474

be safe

Until I saw the bottle, I thought it was just a raccoon with diarrhea (my window is always open). And those are basically the gangsters of the animal kingdom since they stick to urban areas, roll in packs, and have little masks.

Mupepe · « **Reply #20010 on:** September 12, 2013, 09:25:21 PM »

Double post

Mupepe · « **Reply #20011 on:** September 12, 2013, 09:26:38 PM »

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=2175.0.

Been going through my old posts. I ended up marrying this woman. I was such a forum drama queen

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #20012 on:** September 12, 2013, 09:35:29 PM »

Quote from: Exodust SoulBurn on September 12, 2013, 09:31:22 PM

So I've been approached for this excellent film opportunity for the summer.

Quote

I'd be in LA for 3 months working in and around Universal Studios teaching kids how to use cameras and doing camera work for shows and movies there.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #20013 on:** September 12, 2013, 09:43:27 PM »

uh bro you're in montana, and wondering if chilling in la for a couple months is a good idea or not

the live music opprotunities alone...

nudemacusers · « **Reply #20014 on:** September 12, 2013, 09:49:19 PM »

wait, you've been deported before?

Either way, push for it; worst that happens is you go off the grid in LA if you need to

chronovore · « **Reply #20015 on:** September 12, 2013, 10:59:59 PM »

LA's not a bad place; it's weirdly vacuous and sometimes joyless, but there are plenty of great people as well, and lots to do. It just takes 20 minutes to get anywhere.

StealthFan · « **Reply #20016 on:** September 12, 2013, 11:16:34 PM »

I used to water trees for the conservation corp. The boss went to fill the tank with water, which took like a fucking hour to do, so after eating lunch and shooting the shit with the other dudes I went off a little ways into some trees and quickly jerked off to a video of Sunny Lane sucking some cock on my my cheap MP3 video player.

It was a quick fap session but I finished just as the boss was pulling up. I didn't get caught

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #20017 on:** September 12, 2013, 11:18:23 PM »

Quote from: Commander Cosby Cock on September 12, 2013, 11:16:34 PM

I used to water trees for the conservation corp. The boss went to fill the tank with water, which took like a fucking hour to do, so after eating lunch and shooting the shit with the other dudes I went off a little ways into some trees and quickly jerked off to a video of Sunny Lane sucking some cock on my my cheap MP3 video player.

It was a quick fap session but I finished just as the boss was pulling up. I didn't get caught

chronovore · « **Reply #20018 on:** September 12, 2013, 11:41:38 PM »

Was out with a friend from my old company; we ended up drinking for four hours. Only six drinks, but I was pretty destroyed this morning, during which I spent nearly two hours doing bilingual tech support over Skype for technologically incapable friends, who were sitting together, one doesn't speak Japanese and the other doesn't speak English. Between yesterday's session with them, and today's session, they had some IT guy fixing the situation for them, but couldn't tell me what had changed, or how they'd fixed it, and the IT's "fix" resulted in my map for the fix not resembling their current environment at all.

Himu · « **Reply #20019 on:** September 12, 2013, 11:50:43 PM »

Cosby Cock never change your avatar again

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #20020 on:** September 12, 2013, 11:53:08 PM »

Fuck yeah the bins. Fuck yeah getting a bunch of clothes for 10 bucks.

Diunx · « **Reply #20021 on:** September 13, 2013, 01:44:13 AM »

brawndolicious · « **Reply #20022 on:** September 13, 2013, 02:26:41 AM »

Google says:
* she's the girl from Little Miss Sunshine.
* she's 17 now.
* age of consent in Dominican Republic is 18.

And now the NSA sees that search pattern for me.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #20023 on:** September 13, 2013, 02:30:08 AM »

hey can you check the ticket prices for us to thailand for me while you're at it?

brawndolicious · « **Reply #20024 on:** September 13, 2013, 02:36:11 AM »

I like milf porn but I don't think there's enough of it on the internet for me to do that.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #20025 on:** September 13, 2013, 10:16:50 AM »

Quote from: Mupepe on September 12, 2013, 09:26:38 PM

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=2175.0.

Been going through my old posts. I ended up marrying this woman. I was such a forum drama queen

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=2175.msg52146#msg52146

That PD quote

Mupepe · « **Reply #20026 on:** September 13, 2013, 10:21:57 AM »

He used to be so adorable

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #20027 on:** September 13, 2013, 10:31:28 AM »

I see no evidence that I made that post

etiolate · « **Reply #20028 on:** September 13, 2013, 04:07:07 PM »

P. B. Absorbed would be a great rap name

Huff · « **Reply #20029 on:** September 15, 2013, 12:50:47 AM »

John Fogerty still has it. Dude is baller live

T234 · « **Reply #20030 on:** September 15, 2013, 02:07:19 AM »

"Today I filled two wal-mart bags with sand to approximate the feeling of breasts." -PD circa 2008

I read that and spit Woodford Reserve all over a computer monitor in the comp lab. My boss at the time thought it was funny as shit. He said "'s watcha get fer drinkin good whiskey on the jehb."

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #20031 on:** September 15, 2013, 12:24:58 PM »

Jesus food is expensive here. 2L of coke zero is 1.60$, but 2L of fucking milk is 4.69$. What the shitnitz?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #20032 on:** September 15, 2013, 12:27:16 PM »

Also the chocolate on my Boston Cream came off with the bag. Worst day ever.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #20033 on:** September 15, 2013, 02:01:40 PM »

Scraped the chocolate off with a knife and rubbed it back onto my doughnut. What is this, Ethiopia?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #20034 on:** September 17, 2013, 11:13:13 AM »

Still pissy about my doughnut.

hampster · « **Reply #20035 on:** September 17, 2013, 12:46:49 PM »

I set up a new voice mail and I rerecorded my name like 5 times and I'm still not happy with it. Why must my voice suck :'(

Rufus · « **Reply #20036 on:** September 19, 2013, 01:28:47 PM »

It's hard not to be irritated with this stuff. My mother's voice puts me on edge these days, regardless of what she's saying. And her phone voice is just way too loud.

Just keep telling yourself that they love you and that this is them showing how much they care. Because it likely is and it might keep you from blowing up at them eventually.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #20037 on:** September 19, 2013, 02:57:32 PM »

Parents on your back in college, that's rough

Mupepe · « **Reply #20038 on:** September 19, 2013, 03:00:46 PM »

Yeah, I got 99 problems but my parents ain't one.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #20039 on:** September 19, 2013, 03:02:42 PM »

Quote from: Exodust SoulBurn on September 19, 2013, 01:33:08 PM

I wanted to spend my Bday playing videogames, drinking good beer and watching my favorite movies while jacking around with my brother $:-\$ Oh well.

Isn't this what we all want?

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Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 4247586 times)