I never ate a McRib. Even for McDonald's it looks too artificial.
Hey you know that 50 page report you wrote? Didn't anyone tell you we wanted it done completely differently this year 

The latest and greatest craze at my work is pleading ignorance.
"Well, I never made aware of it"
:Shows e-mail making them aware of it six months ago:
"Well, nobody told me what I had to do"
:Shows e-mail telling them what they had to do six months ago:
"Well, people should have told me how to do it"
:Points out on e-mail where I tell them if they have any questions to call or e-mail. Also points out reminder e-mails I send out monthly:
The industry I work in is so quickly changing but there are a lot of old codgers in their 50s and 60s. For 30-40 years, they didn't have to do shit or never did their jobs properly in the first place. So they think that by pulling the shit I described above, that that is somehow acceptable.
Always save your e-mails, folks. Too many dumbasses will try to throw you under the bus if there is the possibility of them doing slightly more than the bare minimum.