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nudemacusers

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« Reply #20940 on: December 10, 2013, 05:21:10 PM »
he's not even showing cuff.   :-X
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nudemacusers

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« Reply #20941 on: December 10, 2013, 05:26:50 PM »
brown is for boerseun farmer*


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Phoenix Dark

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« Reply #20942 on: December 10, 2013, 07:48:34 PM »
I'm making pancakes and hash browns at 8PM because YOLO

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Joe Molotov

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« Reply #20943 on: December 10, 2013, 09:45:44 PM »
I'm making pancakes and hash browns at 8PM because YOLO

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How much hash you using?  :hitler
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Shaka Khan

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« Reply #20944 on: December 10, 2013, 09:56:11 PM »
http://imgur.com/a/DidjH
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relative of The Business?

That is a fucking magical wedding. :lawd
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Brehvolution

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #20945 on: December 11, 2013, 09:05:57 AM »
No tie bar or pocket square either. He looks like a farmer.

 :lol :lol :lol
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Madrun Badrun

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« Reply #20946 on: December 11, 2013, 11:36:35 AM »
Woah, that guy has serious balls.

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They are brown so that they match with his new wife. 

fistfulofmetal

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #20947 on: December 11, 2013, 12:09:51 PM »
A Popeye's just opened around the corner from me recently. Thinking of going to get some lunch from there. What's good?
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fistfulofmetal

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« Reply #20948 on: December 11, 2013, 12:12:43 PM »
actually nvm. guess its not open yet.
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Phoenix Dark

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« Reply #20949 on: December 11, 2013, 10:14:34 PM »
I went to a family friend's house to fix her computer earlier today; she's my mom's best friend. As I was running some scans in her room (upstairs) I heard LOUD arguing coming from downstairs; it sounded like her arguing with her daughter, who is 17. I went down to see what was up, and saw her 17yo daughter literally slap her mom to the floor. Like a full body pimp slap to the face. I separated them and helped the mom up, then after making sure she was alright I took her daughter to her room.

I've known this girl since she was born, she's super smart and seems like the perfect beautiful young lady...but she treats her mom like shit. Turns out she was mad her mom wouldn't let her drive her car.
 :what

Just some awkward shit, brehs. I've been in situations where I've been at someone's house during drama, and I just excuse myself and leave. But I couldn't leave after seeing that shit. I got her to apologize to her mom but still...smh.

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Himu

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« Reply #20950 on: December 11, 2013, 10:54:46 PM »
I'm starting to do protective styles and growing my afro out. The next phase of transition starts now! A lot of people tell me my face would look like a girl if I had long hair. I think they're being nice, but it needs to be done!



Some of the protective styles in this video are :heartbeat
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« Reply #20951 on: December 11, 2013, 11:07:31 PM »
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Himu

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« Reply #20952 on: December 11, 2013, 11:19:20 PM »
jesus. makes my problems feel small. hope you and your family are alright.
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nudemacusers

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« Reply #20953 on: December 11, 2013, 11:22:57 PM »
sorry to hear
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Phoenix Dark

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« Reply #20954 on: December 11, 2013, 11:30:08 PM »
 :(

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« Reply #20955 on: December 12, 2013, 06:54:41 PM »
Sorry Esch  :(

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« Reply #20956 on: December 12, 2013, 07:05:03 PM »
I just saw someone stealing from a construction site.  I wasn't sure what they were doing so I stared at them for a bit and a dude stared back and then when I was half a block away I saw someone handing stuff to the dude over the fence.  Feel like a coward for not saying anything or not getting someone to phone the cops. 

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« Reply #20957 on: December 12, 2013, 07:07:57 PM »
By the time the cops show it's not likely they can do much other than get a description of the perp and file a report.

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« Reply #20958 on: December 12, 2013, 07:20:22 PM »
I just saw someone stealing from a construction site.  I wasn't sure what they were doing so I stared at them for a bit and a dude stared back and then when I was half a block away I saw someone handing stuff to the dude over the fence.  Feel like a coward for not saying anything or not getting someone to phone the cops.

stop being a nerd
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brawndolicious

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« Reply #20959 on: December 13, 2013, 06:18:09 AM »
By the time the cops show it's not likely they can do much other than get a description of the perp and file a report.

 :yeshrug

No, he did the wrong thing dude. It takes probably half an hour to call the cops, give a description, and then go on about your day. At least the contractor would know that it wasn't an employee that stole anything.

And I say this as someone who, a year and a half ago, saw a guy breaking into a restaurant and had to be the worst witness ever. It was the middle of the night and it looked like he was just looking into the window or fixing or something and I went and stood across the street for 10 minutes just wondering if he was an eccentric owner/repairman who just stands on recycling bins fixing doors in the middle of the night. But then he went to his car and got a crowbar and started trying to pry the door open and that's when I decided to call the cops. There was also another homeless dude sleeping 20 feet away and in the confusion, I didn't know what happened to him. But the cops bring me closer to give a description and I see a dark skinned dude with white hair and blue clothes and I say it looks like him (I was 50 feet away looking at the back of his head). I give my statement and start walking home again but then cop picks me up and brings me back to see another guy who was at the scene.....who was dark skinned, had white hair, and blue clothes. But looked more like the guy who I saw breaking in. Cops give me a wtf look and I don't know what happened but I'm guessing they sorted out who the car belongs to and who the first officers on the scene drawed their guns on.

But I still did the right thing, and learned for sure how bad eyewitness testimony is. So fuck yo' excuses.

StealthFan

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« Reply #20960 on: December 13, 2013, 08:34:22 AM »
I just saw someone stealing from a construction site.  I wasn't sure what they were doing so I stared at them for a bit and a dude stared back and then when I was half a block away I saw someone handing stuff to the dude over the fence.  Feel like a coward for not saying anything or not getting someone to phone the cops.
:what
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« Reply #20961 on: December 13, 2013, 08:40:37 AM »
I'm moving to Denmark next month  :omg

Goodbye Emerald Isle!

archnemesis

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« Reply #20962 on: December 13, 2013, 09:52:01 AM »
Denmark? Good luck learning the language!


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« Reply #20963 on: December 13, 2013, 05:54:03 PM »
Tak!

Er du norsk eller svensk eller tysk?

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« Reply #20965 on: December 13, 2013, 09:45:28 PM »


has to be photoshopped
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Madrun Badrun

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« Reply #20966 on: December 13, 2013, 11:06:23 PM »
Now grad school.

Joe Molotov

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« Reply #20967 on: December 13, 2013, 11:13:14 PM »
Whack it.
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Shadow Mod

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« Reply #20969 on: December 13, 2013, 11:39:12 PM »
I just finished my last college assignment. I'm done with college. Now what? This is all very anti-climactic.

Substitute teach for moneyz.

nudemacusers

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« Reply #20970 on: December 14, 2013, 12:09:11 AM »
Yeah, definitely. My degree is useless. But I mean now what right now.
buy a replacement suit online while drinking.
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Shadow Mod

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« Reply #20971 on: December 14, 2013, 12:26:36 AM »
I just finished my last college assignment. I'm done with college. Now what? This is all very anti-climactic.

Substitute teach for moneyz.

This is a pretty good idea. I have a job lined up for spring but nothing in the mean time and I don't really want to go back to cooking in restaurants.

Yeah. You have to take some test I think? At least in CA but if you have at least a BA and that then you can just sign up for classes that need filling online at various local schools and just follow whatever instructions. Most of the time it's showing a video since the teacher knows the attention span of the kids will be gone for some stranger.

archnemesis

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« Reply #20972 on: December 14, 2013, 01:17:23 AM »
Er du norsk eller svensk eller tysk?
I'm Swedish. Reading Danish is actually quite easy for me, but trying to comprehend what they're saying requires a tremendous amount of concentration.

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« Reply #20973 on: December 14, 2013, 05:34:24 AM »
Hehe the other way around is easy I heard.

Have you seen The Bridge? (Brun) there is a scene there as well when the danish guy speaks and the swedes are like wtf?

Eli Gulgin

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« Reply #20974 on: December 14, 2013, 06:25:51 AM »
But The Bridge/Bron/Broen/Brony makes it look so easy for everyone to understand each other like 99% of the time. If there was a scene of wtf it must have been early in the first season. I should rewatch it during my Christmas holiday. Saga :bow2

brob

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« Reply #20975 on: December 14, 2013, 07:43:52 AM »
Understanding spoken Danish is hella hard, but I take offense if they speak english.

I CAN DO IT BRO TRY ME :maf

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« Reply #20976 on: December 14, 2013, 07:55:43 AM »
Its like in the second or first episode when martin goes to the police station in malmo.

I cant wait to start learning Danish soon, shit gonna be hard but being able to speak it will be so good if Im to live there. I know everyone in denmark can speak english but it wouldnt be the same.

Im gonna live in jutland btw :)

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« Reply #20977 on: December 14, 2013, 11:10:37 AM »
What was your major Business? 

fistfulofmetal

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« Reply #20978 on: December 14, 2013, 11:22:06 AM »
in america? probably fast food. or something with guns ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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brawndolicious

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« Reply #20979 on: December 14, 2013, 03:53:13 PM »
I love it when you show up to the lab Christmas party 2 hours late and everybody is already drunk so everybody thinks you were the most collected person since they didn't see you fall asleep at your bench for 2 hours and throw up in a trashcan when you went up to finish your work for the day.

What was your major Business? 

International Security Studies with a focus on the Middle East. Sounds good except there's only so many jobs in international relations/pulic diplomacy to go around and they are going to people from the Ivy Leavues who went to grad school in England and whatnot—and even then they had to know someone. :(

What about military experience, does that help? I suppose you could go into academia or do consulting for a private security group. What's your main goal, to work for something like the World Bank?
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Himu

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« Reply #20980 on: December 14, 2013, 03:55:53 PM »
What was your major Business? 

International Security Studies with a focus on the Middle East. Sounds good except there's only so many jobs in international relations/pulic diplomacy to go around and they are going to people from the Ivy Leavues who went to grad school in England and whatnot—and even then they had to know someone. :(

Can you teach English in the middle east? You seem awfully qualified. Maybe that can get you experience you need.
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Himu

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« Reply #20981 on: December 14, 2013, 04:03:24 PM »
Devo:

#t=115
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Eli Gulgin

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« Reply #20982 on: December 14, 2013, 04:06:47 PM »
Or Biz could just become a model

nudemacusers

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« Reply #20983 on: December 14, 2013, 04:09:27 PM »
I hear cam4 is hiring :drool
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« Reply #20984 on: December 14, 2013, 04:33:35 PM »
Devo:

#t=115

Yeah we got a ways to go for sure. The worst shit wasn't even the ads but that punditry.

Diunx

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« Reply #20985 on: December 14, 2013, 06:18:28 PM »
Yeah, definitely. My degree is useless. But I mean now what right now.

Get drunk?
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nudemacusers

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« Reply #20986 on: December 14, 2013, 06:19:10 PM »
you could always do JC Penny work.  :-*

Is civilian contracting an option/desirable as a stop-gap? Any time I tried to work on base the vets would get extra points and bump me off  >:( Maybe that's an air force thing, I don't know.
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nudemacusers

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« Reply #20987 on: December 14, 2013, 06:26:03 PM »
It felt like more than 5 at the time, but I didn't really try all that much hah.

I keep forgetting you're right by Tinker, a friend of mine is stationed there. Whatever you decide, I'm sure you'll make it, I believe in you.
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brawndolicious

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #20988 on: December 15, 2013, 05:42:47 PM »
I had this really, really lucid dream where I was doing something socially unacceptable and when I woke up, I immediately checked my phone and Facebook to see if I sent any messages.

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« Reply #20989 on: December 15, 2013, 06:12:08 PM »
Not going to tell us what socially unacceptable thing you were doing?

brawndolicious

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« Reply #20990 on: December 15, 2013, 06:30:44 PM »
I honestly don't remember, but it had something to do with a girl who gave me a very vague non-answer when I said we should hang out after she got back from vacation. I think the lesson was that I either need to be a more upfront face-to-face type of person or that I should die alone, one or the other.

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« Reply #20991 on: December 15, 2013, 08:21:28 PM »
son... 


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« Reply #20992 on: December 15, 2013, 08:40:57 PM »
Ah the old rape lucid dream. My favorite rape dream was one where I was raping a hot female android in the ass and I came in the dream and in real life. My only wet dream ever.  :heart

That was my favourite dream of yours as well

Phoenix Dark

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« Reply #20993 on: December 15, 2013, 08:44:35 PM »
Ah the old rape lucid dream. My favorite rape dream was one where I was raping a hot female android in the ass and I came in the dream and in real life. My only wet dream ever.  :heart

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Phoenix Dark

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« Reply #20994 on: December 15, 2013, 08:54:54 PM »
I've already printed out multiple posts and taking screen caps. I look forward to doing business with your staff in 20 years.
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« Reply #20995 on: December 15, 2013, 09:17:14 PM »
I would just say "he photoshopped that shit dude clearly has an agenda."

El Babua

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« Reply #20996 on: December 15, 2013, 09:24:49 PM »
In 20 years, Business's posts would be considered pretty tame relative to other politicians.

Joe Molotov

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« Reply #20997 on: December 15, 2013, 09:35:40 PM »
I've already printed out multiple posts and taking screen caps. I look forward to doing business with your staff in 20 years.

In 20 years when everyone's got a rape android, you're gonna feel pretty silly.
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« Reply #20998 on: December 16, 2013, 12:30:28 AM »
I've already printed out multiple posts and taking screen caps. I look forward to doing business with your staff in 20 years.

In 20 years when everyone's got an ass-rape android, you're gonna feel pretty silly.

Fixed.

nudemacusers

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« Reply #20999 on: December 16, 2013, 12:31:01 AM »
Ah the old rape lucid dream. My favorite rape dream was one where I was raping a hot female android in the ass and I came in the dream and in real life. My only wet dream ever.  :heart
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