I've felt pregnant for the last few hours brehs. Dunno what I ate but something has tied my stomach in knots to the point I can barely walk straight; every 5 minutes I feel like something is stuck in my intestines or something. Haven't been able to take a dump, nothing comes out. But I have farted, lots of gas brehs. It's the only time I feel decent.
I made some spaghetti with lentils instead of meat for dinner, but my stomach was hurting even before that. I had some Hot Tamales from the Dollar Store before that. I feel better now than I did a few hours ago, but it's probably due to me lying down.
Carry in s