Brehs I think I may have a simp. Or some Cable Guy/Single White Female scenario in its early stages.
This dude in my class is constantly shadowing me, always looking over my shoulder at everything I'm working on, like he's super intrigued and everything I do is amazing. He's always offering to help me even when I'm clearly doing stuff that I need no help with and then he asks me to help him with stuff (often simple things that he doesn't really need help with) even when there are many other people who are not doing anything who he could and should rather ask. In the mornings he dully says "morning" to everyone else but when he sees me his face lights up and he calls me by my name and says in a happy way "heeyy, good morning", which is fucking weird and others must have noticed it too. If he hears me say something funny or drop some useless pop culture knowledge he will later use that as his own stuff, like he came up with the joke or he knows this stuff about a movie he's never seen etc. And he does it even though I'm right there lol.
The worst part is the few times we've all gone to a bar and he's stuck to me like a goddamn leech, no matter how many times I leave and try go hang out with someone else he always follows me and stands close to me sulking until he gets a chance to come talk to me about some lame shit again. And now that the semester's nearly over there are a few parties coming up and I don't want to go because I know he will be all over me and of course it's even worse than normal because he's drunk. Fffuuuuuu
I really can't tell if he's my biggest fanboy or in love with me or really jealous (I'm better at him in the stuff he really wants to be good at but is mediocre at best) and trying to learn how to become me or what. I can't wait to get the fuck away from this town and him, only a couple more weeks. If he starts calling me I'll be pissed. Thank fuck I don't use Facebook.
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If he wasn't broke I could at least get him to buy me stuff (because he totally would) but nope