Random talk thread: It just keeps happening

[TVC15]

What have I done to deserve all of this and how have I exhausted all options for help?  I wish I was a religious fanatic or that I suffered from a terminal disease. There's always tomorrow. Maybe my car will explode.

[chronovore]

Youll have to ask your wife. She gives me neck on my neck while I choke hers

Edit: I need to stop watching battle rap

I hate Linux,
I hate clusters
and I hate MPI. 
Godamn I want to cry.

[nudemacusers]

almost sent a corset to my in laws, had to contact the store to fix the order

[T234]

Yesterday I had a fifth of Johnnie Walker Black and about a half bottle of Bacardi.  Today I finished the Bacardi and I'm working on a second bottle of it.  I like don't even get drunk anymore really, but the buzz at least partially placates my hunger for the grave.  Plus it makes it easier to sleep, the cousin of not being alive.

Take up weed smoking. It's legal there. And apparently the weed is TOM BOMBADIL apparently.

[Phoenix Dark]

The house next door is for sale. Today I noticed some people in the garden having a look at it so I went downstairs and told my mum. She gives me a shocked look and the first words out of her mouth after the pause are "What colour are they?!". Rolled me eyes and she got up to go upstairs to look into the garden. As she did so she was asking if they were white.

I missed this. Lets try and be welcoming of other friends,  friend. Its high level cacodemonry to exclude our neighbors based on pigmentation,  friend.

man...UK racism is no joke.

[Shadow Mod]

Woke up with a sore throat =(.

[Madrun Badrun]

The midnight oral rapist strikes again!

[TVC15]

Yesterday I had a fifth of Johnnie Walker Black and about a half bottle of Bacardi.  Today I finished the Bacardi and I'm working on a second bottle of it.  I like don't even get drunk anymore really, but the buzz at least partially placates my hunger for the grave.  Plus it makes it easier to sleep, the cousin of not being alive.

Take up weed smoking. It's legal there. And apparently the weed is TOM BOMBADIL apparently.

I take meds that pretty much prevent me from being able to get high.  I roasted a bone to no avail at Coachella.  I also started getting really paranoid when I got high when I hit the latter half of my 20s.  It could be good, but it was rolling the dice.

[T234]

Yesterday I had a fifth of Johnnie Walker Black and about a half bottle of Bacardi.  Today I finished the Bacardi and I'm working on a second bottle of it.  I like don't even get drunk anymore really, but the buzz at least partially placates my hunger for the grave.  Plus it makes it easier to sleep, the cousin of not being alive.

Take up weed smoking. It's legal there. And apparently the weed is TOM BOMBADIL apparently.

I take meds that pretty much prevent me from being able to get high.  I roasted a bone to no avail at Coachella.  I also started getting really paranoid when I got high when I hit the latter half of my 20s.  It could be good, but it was rolling the dice.

Might be the problem right there.

[TVC15]

I was never much of a weed person to begin with.  I'm more of an adderall and xanax kind of guy.  I don't take anything anymore, outside of special occasions.

[Mupepe]

I was never much of a weed person to begin with.  I'm more of an adderall and xanax kind of guy.  I don't take anything anymore, outside of special occasions.

I've got something you can take

[TVC15]

I was never much of a weed person to begin with.  I'm more of an adderall and xanax kind of guy.  I don't take anything anymore, outside of special occasions.

I've got something you can take

Does it shoot more like a 12 gauge or a 20 gauge?

[Mupepe]

I was never much of a weed person to begin with.  I'm more of an adderall and xanax kind of guy.  I don't take anything anymore, outside of special occasions.

I've got something you can take

Does it shoot more like a 12 gauge or a 20 gauge?

20 gauge.   it'll get the job done though

[TVC15]

As long as you piss on me some.

[Mupepe]

Yes!  GOLDEN SHOWER BABY!

[nudemacusers]

man i could sit in a hookah lounge all day and just chill.

[nudemacusers]

i usually don't feel that until the next day  . that's when the regret hits. then i just get drunk enough to kill the burn and do it again

[Phoenix Dark]

Shark my lil nicca doing big things.

[Broseidon]

delicious tar

[Shadow Mod]

My internet is straight AOL circa early 90s right now. Comcast go to hell.

[Beezy]

man i could sit in a hookah lounge all day and just chill.

I sort of miss the hookah lounge back home. Cheap, unlimited coals and you can stay there for as long as you want.

Isn't every hookah spot like this?

[chronovore]

My internet is straight AOL circa early 90s right now. Comcast go to hell.

Not even marginally joking: Is there any reason the Comcast customer base hasn't, en masse, taken a class-action lawsuit against them for not delivering the speeds advertised? Particularly now that it's evident they're throttling some services like Netflix, not meeting the requirements offered to their standard (non-business) customers...

[Phoenix Dark]

My internet is straight AOL circa early 90s right now. Comcast go to hell.

I drop to like 3mbs randomly. I need to just watch or threaten to, shit is too much.

[Crash Dummy]

orange skittles are gross

[CatsCatsCats]

orange skittles are gross

When they switched green from lime to apple, they committed a crime against humanity

[Eli Gulgin]

Brehs I think I may have a simp. Or some Cable Guy/Single White Female scenario in its early stages.

This dude in my class is constantly shadowing me, always looking over my shoulder at everything I'm working on, like he's super intrigued and everything I do is amazing. He's always offering to help me even when I'm clearly doing stuff that I need no help with and then he asks me to help him with stuff (often simple things that he doesn't really need help with) even when there are many other people who are not doing anything who he could and should rather ask. In the mornings he dully says "morning" to everyone else but when he sees me his face lights up and he calls me by my name and says in a happy way "heeyy, good morning", which is fucking weird and others must have noticed it too. If he hears me say something funny or drop some useless pop culture knowledge he will later use that as his own stuff, like he came up with the joke or he knows this stuff about a movie he's never seen etc. And he does it even though I'm right there lol.

The worst part is the few times we've all gone to a bar and he's stuck to me like a goddamn leech, no matter how many times I leave and try go hang out with someone else he always follows me and stands close to me sulking until he gets a chance to come talk to me about some lame shit again. And now that the semester's nearly over there are a few parties coming up and I don't want to go because I know he will be all over me and of course it's even worse than normal because he's drunk. Fffuuuuuu

I really can't tell if he's my biggest fanboy or in love with me or really jealous (I'm better at him in the stuff he really wants to be good at but is mediocre at best) and trying to learn how to become me or what. I can't wait to get the fuck away from this town and him, only a couple more weeks. If he starts calling me I'll be pissed. Thank fuck I don't use Facebook.

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If he wasn't broke I could at least get him to buy me stuff (because he totally would) but nope

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[Shadow Mod]

Given my history with group projects I'd prefer they just never be assigned, ever.

[Mr. Gundam]

orange skittles are gross

When they switched green from lime to apple, they committed a crime against humanity

Whoever thought this was a good idea should be shot.

[Joe Molotov]

Brehs I think I may have a simp. Or some Cable Guy/Single White Female scenario in its early stages.

This dude in my class is constantly shadowing me, always looking over my shoulder at everything I'm working on, like he's super intrigued and everything I do is amazing. He's always offering to help me even when I'm clearly doing stuff that I need no help with and then he asks me to help him with stuff (often simple things that he doesn't really need help with) even when there are many other people who are not doing anything who he could and should rather ask. In the mornings he dully says "morning" to everyone else but when he sees me his face lights up and he calls me by my name and says in a happy way "heeyy, good morning", which is fucking weird and others must have noticed it too. If he hears me say something funny or drop some useless pop culture knowledge he will later use that as his own stuff, like he came up with the joke or he knows this stuff about a movie he's never seen etc. And he does it even though I'm right there lol.

The worst part is the few times we've all gone to a bar and he's stuck to me like a goddamn leech, no matter how many times I leave and try go hang out with someone else he always follows me and stands close to me sulking until he gets a chance to come talk to me about some lame shit again. And now that the semester's nearly over there are a few parties coming up and I don't want to go because I know he will be all over me and of course it's even worse than normal because he's drunk. Fffuuuuuu

I really can't tell if he's my biggest fanboy or in love with me or really jealous (I'm better at him in the stuff he really wants to be good at but is mediocre at best) and trying to learn how to become me or what. I can't wait to get the fuck away from this town and him, only a couple more weeks. If he starts calling me I'll be pissed. Thank fuck I don't use Facebook.

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If he wasn't broke I could at least get him to buy me stuff (because he totally would) but nope

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He's probably e-stalking you, and has already read this post. I hope you don't have a rabbit.

[Eli Gulgin]

Yeah I actually was a bit worried whether to post that or not, he seems like the e-stalking type

[Joe Molotov]

Also, you really looked like you needed some help on that one project. Sorry for disturbing you.

[TVC15]

I've ben feeling a little better after a medication adjustment, although it's depressing on its own that medication is basically keeping me sane and alive.

[Junpei the Tracer!]

I hope you  feel better TVC.

[Raban]

I've ben feeling a little better after a medication adjustment, although it's depressing on its own that medication is basically keeping me sane and alive.

why? we're all medicated. the brain is a drug dealer, and sometimes that dealer is a sloppy fuckup that needs an assistant. good to hear you're feeling better

[Madrun Badrun]

Raban is on Life and a trans cocktail. 

[Raban]

life hits like a motherfucker maaaaaan

[TVC15]

What medications are you on, TVC?

lithium, lamictal, and abilify.  I just got my lithium upped and for the next month I have to do weekly blood tests

[Phoenix Dark]

Called to make a payment on my student loan and was told a credit had been issued to my account due to some fuckup on their end, covering everything for the month except $20.

[HiResDes]

My mom wants some Marilyn Monroe painting, I know it's quite pastiche, but I need help picking between these four:

https://www.etsy.com/listing/119562496/hand-oil-paintingmodern-canvas-painting
https://www.etsy.com/listing/162383573/marilyn-monroe-painting-acrylic-on
https://www.etsy.com/listing/176140827/marilyn-monroe-4-panels-huge-40x-40
https://www.etsy.com/listing/130471450/marilyn

[Positive Touch]

2 or 3

[HiResDes]

Thanks I've narrowed it down to the last two now....Ended up buying the big canvas, though I really liked the graphite one because of the size

[Phoenix Dark]

Brehs my left knee might be 

I've noticed that it's been somewhat sore lately. I only notice minor sensation when walking or running, and it's only noticeable due to not being the status quo (ie no feeling at all). The major thing is I notice whenever I pivot or make a lateral movement (like turning to the left or right, with my foot planted) it feels even sorer, like I'm putting pressure on it. Really feels like I'm going to tear something soon.

I decided to chill on my running schedule for a bit. I'm trying to think if I've injured my knee in the last few weeks and I can't think of anything outside of minor shit (hit my knee on the edge of a table last month).

[Madrun Badrun]

Work is stressful. 

[TVC15]

What do you do, Arvie?

[HiResDes]

Brehs my left knee might be 

I've noticed that it's been somewhat sore lately. I only notice minor sensation when walking or running, and it's only noticeable due to not being the status quo (ie no feeling at all). The major thing is I notice whenever I pivot or make a lateral movement (like turning to the left or right, with my foot planted) it feels even sorer, like I'm putting pressure on it. Really feels like I'm going to tear something soon.

I decided to chill on my running schedule for a bit. I'm trying to think if I've injured my knee in the last few weeks and I can't think of anything outside of minor shit (hit my knee on the edge of a table last month).

I think I have the back of a 50 year old.

[Phoenix Dark]

Damn that would suck. I hurt my back pretty bad during my AAU days but it hasn't given me problems since then.

[Positive Touch]

G you could see every nook and cranny.

still not sure why youre mad about that

[Shadow Mod]

he's jealous

[demi]

G you could see every nook and cranny.

still not sure why youre mad about that

Do you want to see every nook and cranny on G? We already did, once.

[Shadow Mod]

do you sound like this on your dates?

[Eli Gulgin]

There are a lot of sporty girls in my school (dancers for example) and they all walk around in tight yoga pants and tiny shorts all the time. I'm quite sure by now I could recognize many of them just by their butts. Awesom-o would be so mad if he was here.

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Also pls pics of PD in a banana hammock

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[Shadow Mod]

Not really. Doesn't strike me as a great conversation topic for a date.

It's not exactly a great conversation topic elsewhere either, it's just some ranting you've been doing lately that begs the question of why you care this much.

[Raban]

maybe he's indignant about all the rage boners it's given him

[Brehvolution]

Yoga pants

[Shadow Mod]

Because I give a crap about standards of public decency, and I don't think clearly visible genitals fit that standard?

I'm not against all yoga pants in general.

You have to seriously be staring there to begin with tbh. She's not throwing it in your face.

[Shadow Mod]

So no going to the beach then?

[Shadow Mod]

Well that and just plain ol' nudity and tight swimsuits

 

I don't really care if you think some yoga pants are fine, it's just weird you keep whining about that shit. Camel toe existed before these pants.

[Brehvolution]

They aren't all yoga pants. Most of what you see in public are leggings.

[Eli Gulgin]

They aren't all yoga pants. Most of what you see in public are leggings.

This changes everything 

[Joe Molotov]

They aren't all yoga pants. Most of what you see in public are leggings.

Glen Shinobi annihilated.