Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 4020949 times)

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #26940 on:** February 09, 2015, 03:46:38 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on February 09, 2015, 03:44:56 PM

Not the guy who owns the parking lots! He seemed so trust worthy.

The Port Authority? LOL more corrupt than the mob.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #26941 on:** February 09, 2015, 04:27:44 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on February 09, 2015, 03:42:34 PM

Quote from: Brehvolution on February 09, 2015, 03:41:58 PM
I bet Dan Snider was there. Probably a few prominent Christians.

It's Cleveland breh...it's probably the hotdog cart mogul and the guy who owns the parking lots lol.

Shit, I forgot.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #26942 on:** February 09, 2015, 04:35:55 PM »

Quote from: bork laser on February 09, 2015, 03:44:10 PM

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on February 09, 2015, 03:36:08 PM
Holy Shit, lol. My cop buddy I had lunch with just texted me and said they busted up a gay glory hole prostitution ring in a local office complex near mine and a "quite a few local movers and shakers" were present. This shit should be hilarious when it gets out in the public eye.

Yep, he was there too.

seagrams hotsauce · « **Reply #26943 on:** February 09, 2015, 07:12:14 PM »

Gay glory hole prostitution? Isn't one of the benefits being gay the copious amounts of free anonymous sex? I'm so confused.

Kara · « **Reply #26944 on:** February 09, 2015, 08:00:24 PM »

Been looking for somewhere else to do my business banking and after the recent news about HSBC Switzerland's hilarious criminality I'm leaning towards HSBC USA. At least until I tire of having to pay money to bank. (Credit unions.

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Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #26945 on:** February 09, 2015, 09:01:35 PM »

Quote from: seagrams hotsauce on February 09, 2015, 07:12:14 PM

Gay glory hole prostitution? Isn't one of the benefits being gay the copious amounts of free anonymous sex? I'm so confused.

Only if you are good looking and on meth...so I hear

Kara · « **Reply #26946 on:** February 10, 2015, 12:40:46 PM »

My mechanic sells Breast Cancer Awareness pepper spray in a pink can. Even sexual predators need to know about breast cancer I guess.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #26947 on:** February 10, 2015, 01:13:28 PM »

I think I've decided I want to be a stay at home mom but without the kids.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #26948 on:** February 10, 2015, 01:18:28 PM »

Or maybe a live in maid without the secret homewreaking sex, which is basically equivalent to the above now that I think about it.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #26949 on:** February 10, 2015, 01:20:31 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on February 10, 2015, 01:18:28 PM

Or maybe a live in maid without the secret homewreaking sex, which is basically equivalent to the above now that I think about it.

Add the secret homewrecking sex and you're hired

FatalT · « **Reply #26950 on:** February 11, 2015, 12:04:00 AM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on February 08, 2015, 02:13:04 PM

On a scale of 1 to 10, how moist are your panties right now?

Soaking wet.

Quote from: Vularai on February 08, 2015, 02:30:02 PM

Read Venus in Furs or something.

I'll check that out. I read the Shadowfae Chronicles by Erica Hayes and it was really good/sexual/fantasy-based. Succubi and Incubi bangin out!

Quote from: Death Ghidorah on February 08, 2015, 02:55:30 PM

It's FatalT, dude owns Ke$ha T-shirts. So you shouldn't worry yourself.

She really needs to put out a new album already.

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 08, 2015, 05:27:21 PM

...I like that Timber song tho

PD I love you!

bork · « **Reply #26951 on:** February 11, 2015, 11:28:41 AM »

Not normally one to talk about clients at work, but someone just asked how to copy and paste POWER POINT PRESENTATIONS to LinkedIn-- said CTRL+V was not working.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #26952 on:** February 11, 2015, 11:48:05 AM »

So, how do you?

Kara · « **Reply #26953 on:** February 11, 2015, 12:56:15 PM »

The cool thing about flirting with your pharmacist is that you know she already knows how crazy you are.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #26954 on:** February 11, 2015, 12:59:59 PM »

Quote from: Vularai on February 11, 2015, 12:56:15 PM

The cool thing about flirting with your pharmacist is that you know she already knows how crazy you are.

You've posted this exact same thing before breh. It's probably time you just ask her out.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #26955 on:** February 11, 2015, 01:20:53 PM »

Or maybe he is just crazier than we think and is having blanks about what he has and has not posted before. For all we know he could believe it's 1960, which would explain why he thinks communism is still a thing, now that I think about it.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #26956 on:** February 11, 2015, 01:41:40 PM »

I'm not going to Europe (Spain, Netherlands, Belgium) until late June, but it's already distracting me from work.

Kara · « **Reply #26957 on:** February 11, 2015, 04:08:36 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on February 11, 2015, 01:20:53 PM

Or maybe he is just crazier than we think and is having blanks about what he has and has not posted before. For all we know he could believe it's 1960, which would explain why he thinks communism is still a thing, now that I think about it.

PPSH, as if Arvie. I want it SED that just because a SWP (single white person) forgets conversations they may have had about flirting with a PFLP (pretty fine licensed pharmacist), it's no evidence of a SYRIZA medical condition and if anyone wants to argue otherwise, I'll go up to the Bay Area and catch the next flight out of SFIO. Hopefully no one will have to call 911 and have KPD break things up.

Why don't you come on out and call me a KKE? We all know how you really feel about the Tribe.

Broseidon · « **Reply #26958 on:** February 11, 2015, 05:20:02 PM »

Do that with only British M-L and Trot parties then I may be impressed

Broseidon · « **Reply #26959 on:** February 11, 2015, 05:24:50 PM »

I mean it's not like the list you can work from is particularly short

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #26960 on:** February 12, 2015, 12:12:52 PM »

Attempting to make chocolate chip cookie dough bars. Got the first attempt batch in the fridge which will sit for a few hours... surprised that it actually does taste like cookie dough (no egg). If it all goes well I'll make the legit version tomorrow with the chocolate ganache that goes on-top.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #26961 on:** February 13, 2015, 12:20:43 AM »

They turned out pretty great

tiesto · « **Reply #26962 on:** February 13, 2015, 12:22:18 AM »

The daughter of my mom's close friend just got arrested for drunk driving on a highway in the opposite direction $:-\$ Was on the local news and shit...

bork · « **Reply #26963 on:** February 13, 2015, 02:31:53 PM »

Why do people type their entire Email message in the subject line? STOP

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #26964 on:** February 13, 2015, 02:47:46 PM »

Quote from: bork laser on February 13, 2015, 02:31:53 PM

Why do people type their entire Email message in the subject line? STOP

This my supervisor. All caps too

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #26965 on:** February 13, 2015, 02:56:30 PM »

Quote from: bork laser on February 13, 2015, 02:31:53 PM

Why do people type their entire Email message in the subject line? STOP

I had a coworker do this, and then in the body she'd just type "Please advise."

Drove me nuts.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #26966 on:** February 13, 2015, 02:58:50 PM »

Brehvolution · « **Reply #26967 on:** February 13, 2015, 03:05:44 PM »

I read a lot of work related email on my phone. It doesn't bother me.

Kara · « **Reply #26968 on:** February 13, 2015, 05:12:49 PM »

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Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #26969 on:** February 13, 2015, 10:39:14 PM »

Sorry dude, when do you find out of its cancer or not?

Kara · « **Reply #26970 on:** February 13, 2015, 11:16:04 PM »

I sort of left the office before we got to that part. For all I know I was being fearmongered / trolled irl for telling doc that they were a schmuck for wasting my time--likely to treat some octogenarian whose use of Medicare is fraudulent in and of itself--and that I had to go. Hopefully by the time I get in again / sent to a specialist it's metastasized.

chronovore · « **Reply #26971 on:** February 14, 2015, 12:15:22 AM »

Quote from: Vularai on February 13, 2015, 05:12:49 PM

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Don't be a dick.

You're going to live long enough to look back and regret all this shit, don't worry.

Kara · « **Reply #26972 on:** February 14, 2015, 12:47:22 AM »

I hope you don't mind but I'm going to bet the under on this one.

I walked someone through ~2 years of pancreatic cancer until they died this last Christmas, I'm not flippant without cause.

Also, I'm going to the doc tomorrow instead of 6 am happy hour.

toku · « **Reply #26973 on:** February 14, 2015, 01:50:41 AM »

may you get everything you want out of life

Kara · « **Reply #26974 on:** February 14, 2015, 03:42:03 AM »

Quote from: toku on February 14, 2015, 01:50:41 AM

may you get everything you want out of life

Kara · « **Reply #26975 on:** February 14, 2015, 10:19:26 PM »

Stormed out of another doctor today.

Promise I won't talk about this again until Christmas comes early and I actually get a diagnosis.

On a related note, the next time someone tries to tell me healthcare will be rationed if X changes, I'm going to call them an idiot and also make them read a complete analysis of the rationing function of pricing.

Kara · « **Reply #26976 on:** February 14, 2015, 11:30:16 PM »

We all gotta die; logically speaking there's no more opportune time than when no one but your economic relationships will miss you.

Plus think how hilarious it'll be when I start an |OT| at GAF about dying. It will be both the negative inverse to Scorcho's death thread and an utter mockery of sentimentality.

Rufus · « **Reply #26977 on:** February 14, 2015, 11:35:09 PM »

It's too late to go looking for emoticons or gifs where someone's getting a slap to the back of the head, so consider that done. Carry on carrying on, otherwise.

Kara · « **Reply #26978 on:** February 15, 2015, 02:42:57 AM »

Violence is not the answer.

toku · « **Reply #26979 on:** February 15, 2015, 03:01:47 AM »

How about a gif of someone getting shot in the head in the middle a crowd?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #26980 on:** February 15, 2015, 03:19:23 AM »

mods pls

Atramental · « **Reply #26981 on:** February 15, 2015, 03:46:43 AM »

I'm still trying to get over Arvie's freakish penis pump gif.

Toku's gif barely phases me after I saw that goddamn abomination that was once a man's genitles.

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #26982 on:** February 15, 2015, 04:01:34 AM »

If anyone hasn't experienced the David Lynch-inspired Youtube channel Memory Hole yet, well, they should.

Rufus · « **Reply #26983 on:** February 15, 2015, 05:24:19 AM »

Quote from: Vularai on February 15, 2015, 02:42:57 AM

Violence is not the answer.

Good thing then that it's punctuating an unasked question in this case.

Quote from: toku on February 15, 2015, 03:01:47 AM

How about a gif of someone getting shot in the head in the middle a crowd?

Goddamnit, Toku.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #26984 on:** February 15, 2015, 10:11:54 AM »

-40C in toronto. Nami noped out of a walk half way through.

Kara · « **Reply #26985 on:** February 15, 2015, 11:47:00 AM »

How did I survive drinking that much yesterday. How did I wake up at an adult time today. How do I feel no worse for wear. I have become more powerful than I could possibly imagine.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #26986 on:** February 15, 2015, 11:51:46 AM »

Maybe you were bitten by a radioactive alcoholic?

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #26987 on:** February 15, 2015, 02:46:57 PM »

I have what I call the "face" theory.

It's this idea that you can relatively tell what a person is like by just looking at their face. Like "Daddy issues" face, "Meth head" face, "Hentai watching virgin" face, "Gives off the 'I'm wholesome' but secretly has a stash of really vile porn" face. My wife HATES it and feels like it makes me too judgemental. But the first time I met her sister-in-law I thought to myself, "My God, that lady has the 'Incredibly crazy/mentally unstable' face". A few months ago, her sister in law had a crazy mental breakdown that's still ongoing. My wife hates to admit it, but maybe face theory works.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #26988 on:** February 15, 2015, 02:51:50 PM »

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on February 15, 2015, 02:46:57 PM

I have what I call the "race" theory.

It's this idea that you can relatively tell what a person is like by just looking at their colour. Like "thug" race, "lazy" race, "Good at math" race, "Gives off the 'I'm wholesome' but secretly runs all the banks" race. My wife HATES it and feels like it makes me too judgemental.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #26989 on:** February 15, 2015, 02:58:10 PM »

Sounds like something a white guy would say.

Rufus · « **Reply #26990 on:** February 15, 2015, 03:02:08 PM »

I smell confirmation bias.

And meth head face? I feel like that's cheating a bit. Hentai watching virgin face possibly too, if they're pimply teenagers for instance.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #26991 on:** February 15, 2015, 03:08:51 PM »

sounds like something a meth head would say.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #26992 on:** February 15, 2015, 04:59:39 PM »

i drank my first alcoholic beverage yesterday.

archnemesis · « **Reply #26993 on:** February 15, 2015, 05:04:47 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on February 15, 2015, 04:59:39 PM

i drank my first alcoholic beverage yesterday.

What did you go for?

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #26994 on:** February 15, 2015, 05:06:56 PM »

it was just a mikes hard lemonade. lol

didn't even drink the whole thing. and it did nothing to me, which i expected. still. i did it.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #26995 on:** February 15, 2015, 05:07:58 PM »

Why would you not drink before this?

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #26996 on:** February 15, 2015, 05:13:55 PM »

cuz i didn't want to

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #26997 on:** February 15, 2015, 05:15:37 PM »

Beezy · « **Reply #26998 on:** February 15, 2015, 05:24:18 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on February 15, 2015, 05:06:56 PM

it was just a mikes hard lemonade. lol

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #26999 on:** February 15, 2015, 05:26:53 PM »

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Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 4020949 times)