Baseball is the Eurosport of Amerisports.
I think what I love about football compared to soccer is the physics. Between the speed, the hitting, the differences in stature, the fact that hands are simply better tools than legs etc, there's just a lot more variety in the imagery, especially in slow motion. It feels like football makes better use of the available space/dimensions, soccer feels so "flat" to me. I can't really describe what I mean, sounds kinda weird, but it's a very visually satisfying sport.
I feel like you could take a single Rams-Jags game to the NFL Films guys and they'd be able to turn it into a better higlight film than what a whole World Cup will produce in soccer.
I also think that there's an inherent problem with the incentives in soccer. In football, each play will either end in points or a tackle, so it will always try to move forward. In soccer there's so much lateral and backward passing, I can sit there and be like "oh, something's gonna happen! Oh, so close! Wait, something's gonna happen!" and then I realize another 30 minutes have passed where I was constantly waiting for something to happen, but it didn't.
It's a horribly Blue Balls sport.
Then again, I also love Michael Bay movies. I can tolerate a lot of shit if there's a bit of amazing visuals in between.