Random talk thread: It just keeps happening

[CatsCatsCats]

The warm water also relaxes the sphincter, allowing more gas flow 

[Momo]

been watching videos of people making tamagoyaki for the past hour

[BlueTsunami]

lung infection. taking a shit ton of meds. wish me luck.

Stop snorting badly cut yay 

[Joe Molotov]

been watching videos of people making tamagoyaki for the past hour

I always forgot to feed mine and they died.

[Rufus]

Did anyone here ever collect real world data of underwater farts? Im in my baf and like i had a whiff of absolutely terrorizing garbage can until it quickly dissapated. But why? Im thinking qualitative data points not lagrangian fluid mechanics modeling.

The bubbles concentrate the smell and then pop much closer to your face than they usually would.

[HardcoreRetro]

I'm reading a book that might've been written by TVC.

It's a gay writer recounting episodes of his life. It's divided in several letters. In one of the letters he describes how he's lusting over some 16 year old german boy in silver swimming pants. He then fantasizes about the boy drowning, his corpse washing up on the shore, then pulling down those nice silver pants and fucking the shit out of the dead boy.

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fuck raist

[Raist]

 

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stupid bitch

[Raist]

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pwnd by the Butter Cream Gang 

[Raist]

He was talking about you, friller.

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[chronovore]

Whenever David had to be at Hyde St. Pier, he'd go there by cable car instead of taxi, not in spite of the fact that it took him longer to get to his destination, but because of it. And to make matters worse, rather than taking the Hyde/Powell line, which was the most direct route, he'd take the Market line up to the busy wharves, and spend the whole ride staring out at the bay so he could watch the boats and the seagulls and daydream, or admire Mount Tamalpais or Alcatraz island near the end of his trip. He didn't mind that the cable cars themselves were loud and deteriorating relics from half a century ago. This was an uncommon feat of abandon. These days, the tortured, grinding wails of a car stopping made every single occurrence sound like a proper miracle, so proper that on this particular ride whenever the operator pulled the handbrake with one hand he would clench a crucifix held in the other and hold perfectly still until the car came to a complete stop. For the tourists on the cable car this gave the experience a thrilling quality, and whenever there was a lurch they'd look at each other with wide eyed amusement and laugh. But it was no joke for the Muni, and there was a reliable rumor that Feinstein herself wanted the whole thing shut down for repairs and an inspection after a routine publicity event on the cars with another mayor had to be cut short when he cried, "Get me off this fucking thing or I'll jump off." For David, though, the danger was simply of no concern to him at all and he was happy just to watch the gulls gliding, sometimes suspended on a gale, moving up and down but seemingly never forward or back. A cloud rolled harmlessly up above. Someone on a boat accidentally tripped and catapulted into the water. David grinned.
    The man on his right nudged his arm frantically. "Did you see that? Over there! That guy just fell right off. Look, his friends are helping now."
    David gave his best "wow" and turned his head away. He wasn't antisocial, but he didn't like talking to the tourists, and he especially didn't like them knowing that he was a local, so if the subject ever came up he pretended that he was from Reno, which was small and remote enough that he wouldn't have to deal with the coincidence of someone else being from there, too. Since he didn't have to do that right now he went back to letting the clouds amuse him. He heard some sea lions in the distance.
    When the cable car finally turned and the sky went out of view David knew he was on Jones and solemnly disembarked at the stop. He walked up Jones, then Jefferson, and finally when he saw the stout wooden masts of the Balclutha he turned right onto Hyde and walked up to the entrance of the small pier. David only somewhat understood why Emily liked this pier so much and insisted on meeting him here so often. He knew she liked seeing this old ship, and the historicity of the pier they stood on. David liked it, too, but only in the same way that everyone likes anything, just for a moment. Although if he thought about it for a little while, he could get himself to feel a bit of awe that the wooden vessel had lasted so long. Even with the regular maintenance it received, it was inconceivable to him how the whole thing didn't just fall apart decades ago. He felt the same way about the wooden pier he was standing on, but took it for granted, just like everyone else did, that the planks weren't going to give out from under him at any second.
    To his surprise, Emily was not waiting for him on the pier, or anywhere near it, or anywhere in sight at all, like she usually would. He was normally late, on account of the cable car, which always gave her more than enough time to show up before he did, and he found himself annoyed that he would have to wait for her after having spent well over an hour just getting there. He also knew that they would be getting dinner somewhere nearby and he didn't want to eat too late into the evening. Suddenly he heard a loud squawk by his ear and ducked to the other side in fright as a seagull careened right by his head, straight into the side of the Balclutha with a morbid thud, and fell into the water, where it floated half submerged and lifeless.

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[Bebpo]

If you want to take a digital art book that was distributed in pdf and print a physical copy on the cheap, is the best bet just to go to like kinkos and have it printed on some nice quality paper and then assemble it yourself?

[Momo]

been wearing v necks now my upper chest itches

[eleuin]

So the ebay auction I had a man killed over was a lot of ipod classics with various sync issues, relatively cheap

The other component came in yesterday, a hard drive replacement http://www.iflash.xyz/ you can also find them on ebay
It uses SD cards, MicroSD or mSATA drives

The process of switching things out was super easy, just buy the pry tool or opening kit
Fucked up the battery connector on one but I'm just an idiot

You can even install rockbox if you hate itunes

I understand why the dedicated music player market has died, it doesn't make me any less sad about it though

[warcock]

Man that briana bitch on CNN has massive fucking tits. Clearly chose the wrong career path, so much lost potential.

[Bebpo]

/over it

[desert punk]

Man that briana bitch on CNN has massive fucking tits. Clearly chose the wrong career path, so much lost potential.

This one here?



I don't know man...

[Valkyrie]

I would commit murder for this.

[Atramental]

I do love breakfast foods but hashbrowns and cheesesteak omelettes are my only joys in life now that I can't eat gluten anymore.

No more pancakes, waffles, crepes, toast, bagels, etc. 

[Great Rumbler]

I would commit murder for this.

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[Mupepe]

The last two nights for dinner I’ve just taken a burrito sized tortilla and putting in 4 pieces of bacon, 4 eggs, half a cup of cheese and using Taco Bell fire sauce and eating it like a giant taco.

[Momo]

cant fuck with blood pudding or blood sausage anymore, my taste buds have suddenly decided to reject it :/

[desert punk]

Looks tasty, but that's a fucking lot to eat, particularly for one person.

And I could never stomach it for breakfast, at least not an early one. Tho I'd be game at, say 11 am 

[zomgee]

What is that charred stuff at the bottom of the plate?

Additionally, what's stopping you?

[Rufus]

That would be the black pudding. It's pretty dark raw, so it ends up looking like coal when fried.

[zomgee]

That would be the black pudding. It's pretty dark raw, so it ends up looking like coal when fried.

Shoot, I should have figured it out from the beans and HP sauce.

[Raist]

I would commit murder for this.

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Full english? I think the word you're looking for is suicide, not murder.

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english breakfast is trash



but not surprised so many of you love the blood sausage 

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blood sausage = fully erect penis

[Purrp Skirrp]

I would commit murder for this.

Don't mean shit with a Norwegian prison system. Only an American deserves a like.

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Lieutenant, don't jerk me off. When people jerk me off, I kill them.

[Bebpo]

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[chronovore]

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Bebsy doin' his level best to collect all the Boritos before Chrono… SHIT, MANG.
 

[Momo]

I wanna fly to Europe and visit my friends there 

[Rahxephon91]

Helping my niece with her anime project. It reflect's my taste a bit too much. No kid is gonna recognize Gunbuster or Macross Plus.

https://i.imgur.com/XzheHyh.jpg

[agrajag]

I hate it when I'm typing up a reply to some shit and then half-way I'm like fuck it and discard it.

even worse when trying to start new threads. Mouse pointers over he post button... "nah, fuck it, they're gonna judge me"

 

[warcock]

who wants to play bf1 with me, i'll carry your useless ass(es). Neogaf gamers were notoriously fucking terrible, i can only imagine you lot being an even shittier sample of scrubs. *autistic screech* NGGGG Y CAN'T I AM RITEEEE

[warcock]

I just sniped 6 ameritards with my gewehr 95, it was glorious. yall are missing out.

[warcock]

You shall not pass - gandalf
Has to be a reference to the ww1 french propaganda ils ne passeront pas. Tolkien fought in the trenches iirc. I can share more nuggets of wisdom over voip.

[toku]

been wearing my glasses more..screens look so different in a subtle way lol

[HardcoreRetro]

Real life chromatic aberration...

[toku]

Real life chromatic aberration...

Yeah this is exactly what it is lol. As someone who actually likes the effect even when it's OD in games its...nice? lol

[Mr. Gundam]

Last night a friend of mine tried to educate a bunch of us about his time helping poor people and then complained about them having "$500 phones" and "8 cars" before mansplaining to my wife and a few of our other female friends. Reason didn't work and he kept going, so I finally just yelled at him and said he was being a judgmental dick. Plus it was 10pm and I wanted people to start leaving my house.

Good move? Bad move? I don't feel bad about calling him out, but I probably could have done it in a better manner.

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he's right, but nobody cares. so it was just an annoyance and he comes off as a jerk about it.

[Joe Molotov]

he's right, but nobody cares.

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[chronovore]

Last night a friend of mine tried to educate a bunch of us about his time helping poor people and then complained about them having "$500 phones" and "8 cars" before mansplaining to my wife and a few of our other female friends. Reason didn't work and he kept going, so I finally just yelled at him and said he was being a judgmental dick. Plus it was 10pm and I wanted people to start leaving my house.

Good move? Bad move? I don't feel bad about calling him out, but I probably could have done it in a better manner.

Sounds like a dude who can’t measure the room’s temperature. Being “nibui” is a major no-no in Japanese culture.

[desert punk]

Last night a friend of mine tried to educate a bunch of us about his time helping poor people and then complained about them having "$500 phones" and "8 cars" before mansplaining to my wife and a few of our other female friends. Reason didn't work and he kept going, so I finally just yelled at him and said he was being a judgmental dick. Plus it was 10pm and I wanted people to start leaving my house.

Good move? Bad move? I don't feel bad about calling him out, but I probably could have done it in a better manner.

A lot of these people have legitimate problems handling money and just don't know it better. They need support and your friend ought to know this. But I guess he's one of those guys who think that helping out in a soup kitchen one afternoon or something gives him the moral right to shit on these people.

Good for you to stand up to him. If he's an actual friend, he'll know what a dick he was and apologize.

[kingv]

Last night a friend of mine tried to educate a bunch of us about his time helping poor people and then complained about them having "$500 phones" and "8 cars" before mansplaining to my wife and a few of our other female friends. Reason didn't work and he kept going, so I finally just yelled at him and said he was being a judgmental dick. Plus it was 10pm and I wanted people to start leaving my house.

Good move? Bad move? I don't feel bad about calling him out, but I probably could have done it in a better manner.

Sounds like a dude who can’t measure the room’s temperature. Being “nibui” is a major no-no in Japanese culture.

I believe I read that you are obligated to commit bukkake if you do that in Japan.

Edit: also, if you actually know any poor people you start to realize how stacked against poor people American really is. My in-laws are pretty poor, and you talk to them a bit and realize how much they get fucked. Some of their problems are their own fault, but the problem is their margin of error is tiny.

A big eye opener to me was realizing that they spend as much on their Chevy per month as I do on my Cadillac, all because my credit is so much better.

[Mupepe]

I spent last night watching Big Brother Nigeria at a local bar here and got way too into it.  I got shitfaced and went to sleep before it apparently becomes dirty which is around 10pm.  It was all talking and random shots of them reading shit.

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https://www.google.com/maps/@34.0971025,-118.3582087,3a,15y,94.61h,90.77t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sR5XpQyRcgYomyJmYZK5ijg!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

[Mupepe]

at least give us context, filler

[desert punk]

Is that where your sugar daddy lives 

[Mupepe]

Is that the house with the big red door that Daenerys is looking for?

[desert punk]

I'll bet that's where his next porno shoot is gonna happen

Don't forget to post the link to the vid!

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[TVC15]

Is that where your sugar daddy lives 

There’s both a chipotle and a strip mall rub and tug within a block. I say we meet up there.

[desert punk]

Sure, I'd be down if you payed me the plane ticket 

[Mr. Gundam]

Last night a friend of mine tried to educate a bunch of us about his time helping poor people and then complained about them having "$500 phones" and "8 cars" before mansplaining to my wife and a few of our other female friends. Reason didn't work and he kept going, so I finally just yelled at him and said he was being a judgmental dick. Plus it was 10pm and I wanted people to start leaving my house.

Good move? Bad move? I don't feel bad about calling him out, but I probably could have done it in a better manner.

Sounds like a dude who can’t measure the room’s temperature. Being “nibui” is a major no-no in Japanese culture.

I believe I read that you are obligated to commit bukkake if you do that in Japan.

Edit: also, if you actually know any poor people you start to realize how stacked against poor people American really is. My in-laws are pretty poor, and you talk to them a bit and realize how much they get fucked. Some of their problems are their own fault, but the problem is their margin of error is tiny.

A big eye opener to me was realizing that they spend as much on their Chevy per month as I do on my Cadillac, all because my credit is so much better.

I worked in low income schools for about ten years and saw how the deck is stacked against many families. Sure they make some bad choices but there's lots of factors that influence them making those choices. If I made those same bad choices my life wouldn't be ruined.