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agrajag

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« Reply #31260 on: April 15, 2018, 08:41:25 PM »
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« Reply #31261 on: April 16, 2018, 04:38:19 PM »
Usual Suspects
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« Reply #31262 on: April 16, 2018, 05:16:03 PM »
bukowski, Vonnegut

well read

 :goldberg

:uguu

Feel free to send whatever you wrote to me in a PM, but yeah I knew what was up because been there done that. And don't send her a message lol, you know Korean girls don't fuck with guys that can't keep their emotions under control. You already put something out there, so balls in her court.

The mysterious ethnic with admitted connections to our enemies, a lengthy trail of lies, secret information relevant to us, and a shady, mysterious past is now offering to proofread our romantic missives to (apparently) Korean bitches that we’re aiming to put into cum comas. I don’t know what the fuck you gues have going on, but you’re all as stupid as fuck. Especially BlueTsunami. You know better.
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« Reply #31263 on: April 16, 2018, 05:53:00 PM »
bukowski, Vonnegut

well read

 :goldberg

:uguu

Feel free to send whatever you wrote to me in a PM, but yeah I knew what was up because been there done that. And don't send her a message lol, you know Korean girls don't fuck with guys that can't keep their emotions under control. You already put something out there, so balls in her court.

The mysterious ethnic with admitted connections to our enemies, a lengthy trail of lies, secret information relevant to us, and a shady, mysterious past is now offering to proofread our romantic missives to (apparently) Korean bitches that we’re aiming to put into cum comas. I don’t know what the fuck you gues have going on, but you’re all as stupid as fuck. Especially BlueTsunami. You know better.

I'm feeling like Bill Paxton in True Lies
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« Reply #31264 on: April 17, 2018, 02:36:47 AM »
white people in the south really seemed to like calling themselves and each other "nicca"

not the same at all where I am now
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« Reply #31265 on: April 18, 2018, 03:00:36 PM »
 :thinking
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« Reply #31266 on: April 19, 2018, 01:41:04 PM »
Anyone have suggestions for hosting 20 people at a place with coffee in public? If it wasn't for the coffee, bars/pizza parlors etc... have large seating, but trying to get 20 people seating at starbucks or a coffee shop ain't happening. If I knew a park that had a coffee stand that'd be perfect but I don't think they have those in So Cal. Wondering if any of you brilliant boreians will think of something I'm missing.

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« Reply #31267 on: April 19, 2018, 04:01:16 PM »
Maybe a diner? Lots of coffee places do to go boxes of coffee for meetings too, you could take a couple of those to a park

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« Reply #31268 on: April 19, 2018, 04:13:25 PM »
Anyone have suggestions for hosting 20 people at a place with coffee in public? If it wasn't for the coffee, bars/pizza parlors etc... have large seating, but trying to get 20 people seating at starbucks or a coffee shop ain't happening. If I knew a park that had a coffee stand that'd be perfect but I don't think they have those in So Cal. Wondering if any of you brilliant boreians will think of something I'm missing.
For what purpose? Business or just get together?
Just a get together do a park, reserve a Pavillion and have coffee catered.
If for business go to an indian place they will usually have a room or know of a place that will rent you out a room (at least they do in California)
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Bebpo

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« Reply #31269 on: April 19, 2018, 05:29:26 PM »
Yeah, just get together. Thinking park as well. Tell people to get coffee and bring it with them.

agrajag

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« Reply #31270 on: April 19, 2018, 05:43:11 PM »
Just ate at TB boyos. Priming my asshole for TVC levels of anguish in a few hours.

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« Reply #31271 on: April 19, 2018, 06:16:30 PM »
bless up
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agrajag

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« Reply #31272 on: April 19, 2018, 06:18:25 PM »
Did I say hours? Because I should have said minutes. A great way to "cleanse your system," namsayin bitches? Bless up

agrajag

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« Reply #31273 on: April 19, 2018, 07:13:54 PM »
Hey agrajag, I just bought a sketchbook and some pencils, you serious or nah?
:bolo

I'm still on phase 1 of the summer of agrajag

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« Reply #31274 on: April 21, 2018, 12:46:49 AM »
Had dinner with my sister and mother earlier. She revealed that shes not going to vaccinate her newborn daughter, my niece, until shes two. Shes smart but very much influenced by the dude shes with and the father of her newborn daughter is a flat earther. Took her to task and unintentionally blew up the fact hes a flat earther to my mom by explaining to her maybe she shouldnt take medical advice from a dude who thinks our planet has an absolute edge.
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« Reply #31275 on: April 21, 2018, 02:10:46 AM »
So they actually exist, huh. Fuck.

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« Reply #31276 on: April 21, 2018, 03:05:05 AM »
Proof that willful insanity is infectuous. Now THAT is something we desperately need vaccination for.
I hope you managed to talk some sense into your sis, for the sake of the kiddo. My condolences.


Bought a bag of off-brand Müsli Riegel (cereal snack bars) that supposedly has five different kinds. There's only a single bar of the really yummy cranberry mix, and way too many of the honey and nut ones. Oy vey. They weren't lying, for sure, but still.
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« Reply #31277 on: April 22, 2018, 07:26:05 AM »
Random fact of the day:

Germoney is more peaceful than ever! (link to German webpage) :D (Update: English version!)

Overall, crime has gone down a shocking 10% in 2017 compared to 2016. They registered 2 million suspects, of which 736k were not German citizens (suspicious foreigners! :o (down 22.8%, natch)).
There's only 5.7 million criminal acts that Police became aware of. A third are thefts (down 11.8% YOY). 190k violent crimes in total, of which 137k resulted in grievous harm, but still, that's nonetheless down 2.4% and 2.1%, respectively. There were 116k break-ins, down 23%.

...but 80% of all breakins could not be traced back to a criminal. That feels shockingly low. I'm also not all that happy about the fact that only 57% of cases could be resolved, in total. I mean, it's not like criminals are just waiting around with a big honking target marker on their backs, but still, that means way more than every third bastard gets away scott-free. And there's been 3.2% more murders (785 cases).

Drug delicts even went up by 9.2% (330600 cases).  :-\ My fellow Germans, stop that. Just go over to our friendly NL neighbours if you feel the need for a blunt or two. C'mon, it's not that hard. It's been decades(?) since my generation figured that out, how are the young'uns still stupid enough to get caught.
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« Reply #31278 on: April 23, 2018, 08:30:57 AM »
the good thing about being a crap human being, is that when bad shit happens to you, you can just say "yeah, I probably deserved that" and move on. I imagine decent/good people being stunned and saying shit like "why god, what did I do to deserve this?" with tears streaming
:lol
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« Reply #31279 on: April 26, 2018, 06:44:36 PM »
campaigning for likes outchea  :whew
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« Reply #31280 on: April 26, 2018, 06:59:22 PM »
This week marks the 8-year anniversary of when The Dark Shake 3000 created this thread by soliciting sexual favors from members of the forum.  :salute
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« Reply #31281 on: April 26, 2018, 07:03:36 PM »
woah if true
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« Reply #31282 on: April 26, 2018, 07:44:48 PM »
I think my tastes in women are changing.  :doge

I used to be really into thin dark haired chicks with blunt bangs but now I'm starting to really dig chubby, bubbly blondes with preppy hairdos.  :doge

what-does-it-mean?.exe

I guess when your life is kinda bleak you want some kind of sunshine your life or something like that...



Also, god, I really want some weed but my stoner friend that gets me the weed never got back to me. Typical.  :doge

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« Reply #31283 on: April 27, 2018, 03:03:30 PM »
Amazing phone call I just got at work.  Call of the year.

Her: I need to dial a conference line, but it doesn't work!  It just takes me to an 888 number!  It's supposed to be an 800 number!!!!!!!
Me: OK, did you dial a 1 before the number or a 9?
Her: ONE.
Me: Try 9.
Her: THAT DOESN'T WORK EITHER!!!!!!
Me: Is this an internal conference line, like something generated from the conference software, or an outside line?
Her: IT'S OUTSIDE.  IT'S SUPPOSED BE ANOTHER FIRM!!
Me: OK, let me try the number.
...
I call the number and it doesn't redirect to anything.  Instead it goes to an automated phone menu for a sex chatline. 

Me: Uh...this is going to an adult chatline.
Her: I KNOW!!!  I GET THAT TOO!!!  WHY DOES IT KEEP DOING THAT!?!?  I NEED TO CALL THAT FIRM ASAP!!
Me: There's nothing we can do.  There's no problem with the number.  It's either incorrect or no longer in service for that company.
Her: OK THANKS  :maf :maf :maf *hangs up*
Me: :lol :lol :lol :rofl
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BlueTsunami

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« Reply #31284 on: April 27, 2018, 05:31:39 PM »
Sounds like some office bros pranked her ass
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etiolate

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« Reply #31285 on: April 27, 2018, 05:35:37 PM »
You should have added: "And it's not even one of the good sex chat lines."

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« Reply #31286 on: April 30, 2018, 10:49:09 AM »
Doctors are useless  >:(

Atramental

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« Reply #31287 on: April 30, 2018, 11:42:55 PM »
Anyone here (besides Karakand) consume Soylent or its competitor’s products? Heul is the other one I believe?

I think it’s about time I got on the soyboy diet since my work schedule has been super hectic lately...

nachobro

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« Reply #31288 on: May 01, 2018, 10:47:05 AM »
I tried out the coffee Soylent for a few weeks as a breakfast replacement. It was pretty good, just tasted like smooth coffee and milk and it had the right amount of caffeine. Big drawbacks were the price and it made me fart constantly. I switched to just having a protein shake instead every morning and that's much better in both categories.

agrajag

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« Reply #31289 on: May 01, 2018, 11:39:45 AM »
Don't you people feel a little weird drinking something called Soylent?

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« Reply #31290 on: May 01, 2018, 11:41:58 AM »

nachobro

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« Reply #31291 on: May 01, 2018, 11:48:26 AM »
Don't you people feel a little weird drinking something called Soylent?
not any weirder than i do when i interact daily with any number of nightmares in the modern hellscape that is 2018

Atramental

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« Reply #31292 on: May 01, 2018, 12:52:41 PM »
Don't you people feel a little weird drinking something called Soylent?
Ride the Kali Yuga, breh.  :doge

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« Reply #31293 on: May 01, 2018, 12:56:15 PM »
I tried Soylent once and it tasted like chalk water.
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« Reply #31294 on: May 01, 2018, 12:58:56 PM »
Taste isn't an issue for me. I just need something to dull my hunger pains and not take up a lot of time to prepare (and be somewhat nutritious). I've got daily work quotas I need to meet and what not.  :larry
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« Reply #31295 on: May 01, 2018, 01:04:20 PM »
I'd go with protein shakes personally. The powder is cheaper, it makes you less gassy, and you could throw fruit, peanut butter or some other bullshit into the mix to change the taste and pretend you are being healthy.

Or just eat an apple.

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« Reply #31296 on: May 01, 2018, 01:32:42 PM »
Taste isn't an issue for me. I just need something to dull my hunger pains and not take up a lot of time to prepare (and be somewhat nutritious). I've got daily work quotas I need to meet and what not.  :larry

Then eat a granola bar or something. Soylent is trash.
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agrajag

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« Reply #31297 on: May 01, 2018, 01:45:15 PM »
Don't you people feel a little weird drinking something called Soylent?
Ride the Kali Yuga, breh.  :doge

I don't know what you mean, but clearly Soylent was inspired by the Charlton Heston movie Soylent Green that was a meal replacement made out of the ground up corpses of poor people. (Sorry not sorry for spoilers). That is harrowing, breh.

Atramental

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« Reply #31298 on: May 01, 2018, 02:06:17 PM »
I’m just echoing nachbro’s post and saying that we’re in the end times (at least for this current cycle) and consuming soylent is just a sign of the times.

And the irony of soylent being named after soylent green hasn’t escaped me. I just don’t like writing lengthy posts on my phone.

agrajag

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« Reply #31299 on: May 01, 2018, 02:15:47 PM »
word, just wasn't sure what riding the kali yuga meant

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« Reply #31300 on: May 02, 2018, 11:25:25 AM »
My newly purchased LG V30 came in. I wanna shove it up my butthole so it can become a part of me, it's so beautiful.

« Last Edit: May 02, 2018, 10:02:22 PM by BlueTsunami »
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« Reply #31301 on: May 02, 2018, 11:12:31 PM »
Being sad sucks :( I’ve been in a coma all day, forcing myself to sleep. I just want the world to go away forever. I want someone or some disease to kill me as soon as possible.
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« Reply #31302 on: May 03, 2018, 05:20:12 AM »
Being sad sucks :( I’ve been in a coma all day, forcing myself to sleep. I just want the world to go away forever. I want someone or some disease to kill me as soon as possible.
I won’t kill you, but I’ll hug you.

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« Reply #31303 on: May 03, 2018, 05:54:39 AM »
Being sad sucks :( I’ve been in a coma all day, forcing myself to sleep. I just want the world to go away forever. I want someone or some disease to kill me as soon as possible.

Not on my watch mofucka
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« Reply #31304 on: May 03, 2018, 01:04:32 PM »
I honestly don't understand amps. I know they act as some sort of in between thingy that you need for your music player and speakers to have the right power or something. Still seems stupid when you consider a $3 video cable can send 4K video with no problems.

agrajag

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« Reply #31305 on: May 03, 2018, 01:06:11 PM »
I honestly don't understand amps. I know they act as some sort of in between thingy that you need for your music player and speakers to have the right power or something. Still seems stupid when you consider a $3 video cable can send 4K video with no problems.

what

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« Reply #31306 on: May 03, 2018, 02:18:41 PM »
Ugh it’s another day
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« Reply #31307 on: May 04, 2018, 08:50:12 PM »
yes

Atramental

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« Reply #31308 on: May 05, 2018, 04:58:24 PM »
I'm going to draw recreationally today.

Like... the first time in forever.  :doge

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« Reply #31309 on: May 05, 2018, 05:02:29 PM »
turned on my amp for the first time in... eight? nine months?

can't tell if it's a struggle or triumph :fbm

There should be a sticker on the back telling you what it is.

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« Reply #31310 on: May 06, 2018, 05:36:17 AM »
Kind of? Spill.

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« Reply #31311 on: May 06, 2018, 05:53:40 AM »
Kind of? Spill.

He watched as two BBC took on his GF.

agrajag

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« Reply #31312 on: May 06, 2018, 06:05:45 AM »
Kind of? Spill.

He watched as two BBC took on his GF.

I guess Clinton supporters are cucks after all

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« Reply #31313 on: May 06, 2018, 02:21:20 PM »
Kind of took part in an mmf threesome. That was interesting.

Did you join swords and make a super dick?
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« Reply #31314 on: May 06, 2018, 03:57:11 PM »
Kind of? Spill.

He was roofied and woke up with SweetNicole and beseda.
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« Reply #31315 on: May 07, 2018, 12:29:22 AM »
Kind of took part in an mmf threesome. That was interesting.
how big was his dick and was she stingy with it?  :doge
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« Reply #31316 on: May 07, 2018, 09:38:05 AM »
Had a random thought on the toilet today.

What if pooping is so satisfying because it massages your prostate? What if this also why men spend more time in the bathroom than women?

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« Reply #31317 on: May 07, 2018, 09:55:58 AM »
Had a random thought on the toilet today.

What if pooping is so satisfying because it massages your prostate? What if this also why men spend more time in the bathroom than women?
Nah, it feels good for women too. That's why I looked it up, and found out it's because of a nerve.

Also, unless you spend 15 minutes pushing, it isn't relevant how long you stay in the bathroom just because you're taking a shit. :doge

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« Reply #31318 on: May 07, 2018, 10:41:07 AM »
I stay on my phone reading bore on the toilet that's why I take so long

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« Reply #31319 on: May 07, 2018, 12:09:42 PM »
Had a random thought on the toilet today.

What if pooping is so satisfying because it massages your prostate? What if this also why men spend more time in the bathroom than women?
Nah, it feels good for women too. That's why I looked it up, and found out it's because of a nerve.

Also, unless you spend 15 minutes pushing, it isn't relevant how long you stay in the bathroom just because you're taking a shit. :doge

Now I want to know what happens to people that have a missing or dysfunctional “butthole nerve”  :doge

Maybe they hate pooping and need a device that gives them a small dose of dopamine every time they poop to live a happier life.