Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 4262523 times)

Momo · « **Reply #31500 on:** June 20, 2018, 08:41:09 AM »

Quote from: Rufus on June 20, 2018, 07:20:53 AM

I thought you conceived it to be one. As quarantine.

No one who cares is even here anymore, the thread has served it's purpose and is now that lame guy that tries to do sarcasm but becomes the thing it satires.

HardcoreRetro · « **Reply #31501 on:** June 20, 2018, 09:37:57 AM »

Did people even care in the first place?

zomgee · « **Reply #31502 on:** June 20, 2018, 10:27:59 AM »

caring

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #31503 on:** June 20, 2018, 05:12:05 PM »

Been working on a small bust of myself https://imgur.com/zYOdrZ9 in progress

Valkyrie · « **Reply #31504 on:** June 20, 2018, 08:33:27 PM »

Hi, I think you're all wonderful.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #31505 on:** June 20, 2018, 11:08:27 PM »

https://imgur.com/a/z6YDLUS Looking more like me. Also, I guess I gave myself a cock nose.

team filler · « **Reply #31506 on:** June 21, 2018, 12:11:13 AM »

Quote from: Valkyrie on June 20, 2018, 08:33:27 PM

Hi, I think you're all wonderful.

can we marry you? like all of us

agrajag · « **Reply #31507 on:** June 21, 2018, 12:15:23 AM »

Quote from: filler on June 21, 2018, 12:11:13 AM

Quote from: Valkyrie on June 20, 2018, 08:33:27 PM
Hi, I think you're all wonderful.
can we marry you? like all of us

Valkyrie · « **Reply #31508 on:** June 21, 2018, 06:25:19 AM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on June 20, 2018, 11:08:27 PM

https://imgur.com/a/z6YDLUS Looking more like me. Also, I guess I gave myself a cock nose.

This is so cool, how much time does it take?

Quote from: filler on June 21, 2018, 12:11:13 AM

Quote from: Valkyrie on June 20, 2018, 08:33:27 PM
Hi, I think you're all wonderful.
can we marry you? like all of us

Always wanted to be a real Saudi Arabian prince.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #31509 on:** June 21, 2018, 08:13:52 AM »

Quote from: Valkyrie on June 21, 2018, 06:25:19 AM

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on June 20, 2018, 11:08:27 PM
https://imgur.com/a/z6YDLUS Looking more like me. Also, I guess I gave myself a cock nose.
This is so cool, how much time does it take?

A lot but that's mostly because I'm a beginner.

Momo · « **Reply #31510 on:** June 21, 2018, 08:44:17 AM »

We're having world cup social stuff at work today and for the rest for the month, it's so weird when work tries to do 'social events'. Like whatever they can come up with would be remotely fun if it has to cater to everyone. Hello fellow kids on a corporate level rn.

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Atramental · « **Reply #31511 on:** June 21, 2018, 12:10:35 PM »

https://instagram.com/p/BkLZKrMnM-h/

I’m thinking about buying this t-shirt. It really sbeaks to me.

Momo · « **Reply #31512 on:** June 21, 2018, 12:14:27 PM »

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bb0yGvQgToc/?taken-by=kissmenerdygirl

I want these socks

nachobro · « **Reply #31513 on:** June 21, 2018, 12:59:50 PM »

Quote from: Momo on June 21, 2018, 12:14:27 PM

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bb0yGvQgToc/?taken-by=kissmenerdygirl

I want these socks

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Tide-brand-couple-socks-middle-finger-cat-fool-cat-socks-cotton-men-and-women-hip-hop/32824112729.html

https://www.ebay.com/itm/1pair-Harajuku-Middle-Finger-Cat-Ankle-Sock-Women-Men-Funny-Cartoon-Cotton-Socks/323212090567

bork · « **Reply #31514 on:** June 21, 2018, 03:30:57 PM »

Was just outside letting the dog pee when a car pulled up with a twenty-something year-old woman and her mother inside.

Her: Excuse me, sir? Do you know where the leasing office is?
Me: Leasing office? Um, I don't think we have one...
Her: Well how do you rent here?
Me: These are condos.
Her: How do I view one of them?
Me: You can't...unless it's for sale.
Her: How would I make an offer?
Me: Uh...talk to a realtor...?
Her:

I really, really hope she was just lost, was looking for apartments, and not actually this clueless.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #31515 on:** June 21, 2018, 11:43:54 PM »

Did a lot of clean up, which is not noticeable unless its 4 inches for your face.

agrajag · « **Reply #31516 on:** June 22, 2018, 12:02:00 AM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #31517 on:** June 22, 2018, 12:06:30 AM »

I just sneezed looking at my beautiful work.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #31518 on:** June 22, 2018, 02:52:01 AM »

I never would have thought you'd be a Bones fan.

team filler · « **Reply #31519 on:** June 22, 2018, 07:10:47 AM »

"You're gonna be my FGT tonight, bitch!"

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #31520 on:** June 22, 2018, 03:03:15 PM »

Just ate some chicken vindaloo and fried basmati rice. Its so good but I dont eat this spice mixture often. My stomach is making some serious noises. Pray 4 me.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #31521 on:** June 22, 2018, 03:35:12 PM »

Oh god, is there a Cenobite for toilet torture?

We have such sights to show you

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #31522 on:** June 22, 2018, 04:22:41 PM »

I think the last time I vomited was after getting super drunk off of wild turkey 101. Other than that, toilet tantrums.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #31523 on:** June 22, 2018, 04:33:40 PM »

Depends on that makeup of your calories. Make sure those are quality calories. Best bet is to really pound the greens and fatty foods to feel satiated and make sure youre getting the right nutritional intake.

Could also be feeling the effect of sugar, caffeine or alcohol withdrawls if youve gone cold turkey on any of these.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #31524 on:** June 22, 2018, 04:43:17 PM »

Cutting slowly is better overall for sure. The steeper the cut the more likely the rebound it seems

nudemacusers · « **Reply #31525 on:** June 23, 2018, 01:53:57 PM »

Had to put down my dog yesterday due to Lyme nephritis... especially frustrating since she was fine a week ago. I’m not really thinking about it or processing atm. Will have to deal with it tho. I’ll probably have an emotion dump later this week when reality sets in.

TEEEPO · « **Reply #31526 on:** June 23, 2018, 01:54:46 PM »

TVC15 · « **Reply #31527 on:** June 23, 2018, 04:09:14 PM »

Sorry, dude

agrajag · « **Reply #31528 on:** June 23, 2018, 05:54:08 PM »

Atramental · « **Reply #31529 on:** June 23, 2018, 06:24:41 PM »

Saw Anthony Fantano in the flesh today.

And Cal.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #31530 on:** June 23, 2018, 08:57:48 PM »

Sorry Nude

Momo · « **Reply #31531 on:** June 24, 2018, 03:06:31 AM »

agrajag · « **Reply #31532 on:** June 24, 2018, 04:38:52 AM »

Vinnie Paul

$:-\$

TVC15 · « **Reply #31533 on:** June 24, 2018, 04:49:51 AM »

Quote from: agrajag on June 24, 2018, 04:38:52 AM

Vinnie Paul

$:-\$

agrajag · « **Reply #31534 on:** June 24, 2018, 05:10:55 AM »

not cool, man

nudemacusers · « **Reply #31535 on:** June 24, 2018, 07:05:46 PM »

Quote from: kris on June 23, 2018, 02:14:28 PM

That blows. How long did you have her?

6 years, since birth... sux..

team filler · « **Reply #31536 on:** June 25, 2018, 12:45:09 AM »

WE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

chronovore · « **Reply #31537 on:** June 25, 2018, 04:09:56 AM »

Sorry to hear about your dog, nudemacusers. That is the worst.

Quote from: Flannel Boy on June 18, 2018, 11:57:38 PM

It's my physical restraint that also talks to me.

How do people remember stuff online. Who is Jack Remington? GS?

Not provably, but yes.

team filler · « **Reply #31538 on:** June 25, 2018, 07:05:26 AM »

Leo Cornejo
1 year ago
I have a Muslim friend and he left the garbage religion to be a Hentai God/Meme Master.

team filler · « **Reply #31539 on:** June 26, 2018, 02:09:43 AM »

slam Twofaces
3 years ago
MUSLIMS ARE NOT HAPPY
They're not happy in Gaza ..
They're not happy in Egypt ...
They're not happy in Libya ..
They're not happy in Morocco ...
They're not happy in Iran ..
They're not happy in Iraq ..
They're not happy in Yemen ....
They're not happy in Afghanistan ...
They're not happy in Pakistan
They're not happy in Syria ..
They're not happy in Lebanon ..

SO, WHERE ARE THEY HAPPY?

They're happy in Australia ...
They're happy in Canada ..
They're happy in England ...
They're happy in France ..
They're happy in Italy ..
They're happy in Germany ..
They're happy in Sweden ...
They're happy in the USA ..
They're happy in Norway ...
They're happy in Holland ..
They're happy in Denmark ..

Basically, they're happy in every country that is not Muslim
and unhappy in every country that is!
AND WHO DO THEY BLAME?
Not Islam.
Not their leadership.
Not themselves.
THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN!
AND THEN- They want to change those countries to be like,
THE COUNTRY THEY CAME FROM WHERE THEY WERE UNHAPPY!

I can't help wondering...
How damn dumb can you get?
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim
Terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Lets have a look at the evidence:
- No Christmas
Some states no music
- No television
- No sexy women
- No football
- no sucker
- No pork chops
- No hot dogs
- No burgers
- No beer
- No bacon
- Rags for clothes
- Towels for hats
- Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower
- More than one wife
- More than one mother-in-law
- You can't shave
- Your wife can't shave
- You can't wash off the smell of donkeys
- You cook over burning camel shit
- Your wife is picked by someone else for you
- and your wife smells worse than your donkey
- Then they tell them that "when they die, it all gets better"

Well No Shit It’s not like it. It could get much worse!

agrajag · « **Reply #31540 on:** June 26, 2018, 03:00:47 AM »

Quote

- Your wife is picked by someone else for you

That one has some upside, just ask Messopotamia from Reeee

team filler · « **Reply #31541 on:** June 26, 2018, 04:16:02 AM »

I've been watching a lot of videos about it on youtube and this islam stuff is pretty bad, brehs $:-\$

SmokyDave · « **Reply #31542 on:** June 26, 2018, 04:39:46 AM »

I think that thing about your dick getting bigger in the shower might be true. I’ll keep testing until I’m sure.

Momo · « **Reply #31543 on:** June 26, 2018, 03:01:31 PM »

Islam is fine, most of my best friends are Muslim and my province is probably around 30% Muslim, best fellows and birds. The moon in the northern hemisphere does weird shit to people though lol

Snoopycat_ · « **Reply #31544 on:** June 26, 2018, 07:28:15 PM »

I was thinking of getting one of them gaming pcs so I look at Ebay but after about half an hour of looking at the junk on there I thought, man fuck this shit I'm going to get a new tattoo instead. That was a pretty random thought but yeah, it felt like the correct answer.

Atramental · « **Reply #31545 on:** June 26, 2018, 11:40:45 PM »

gonna draw some RedLetterMedia fan art since I've been having a hard time trying to force myself to draw anything lately...

Momo · « **Reply #31546 on:** June 27, 2018, 08:19:25 AM »

Quote from: Atramental on June 26, 2018, 11:40:45 PM

gonna draw some RedLetterMedia fan art since I've been having a hard time trying to force myself to draw anything lately...

So Rich Evans penis then

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #31547 on:** June 27, 2018, 05:26:08 PM »

So, I interviewed at a place where I would be independent.
On one hand it gets me out of this job that is killing me. That's good.
I'd be independent and working for myself. That's also good.
Since I'm independent it means I only have to worry about one project at a time. That's also good.

It means that I'm exposed to more risk. That's bad.
I have to travel a bunch for the first few months. Not terribly different, but bad.
I have to supply my own health insurance for me and the kids. That's bad.

Part of me is like "don't be dumb and leave! You get benefits and you don't have to worry about bench or anything!"
Another part of me is like "If you stay, you'll throw yourself off a bridge. Almost any other outcome is better."
Another part of me is like "That's just a 'grass is greener' thought."

Honestly at this point I don't really care. I'd rather take a Target or Wal-mart job. Maybe I should take it.

toku · « **Reply #31548 on:** June 27, 2018, 06:16:33 PM »

its yours

TVC15 · « **Reply #31549 on:** June 27, 2018, 06:18:54 PM »

chronovore · « **Reply #31550 on:** June 27, 2018, 06:56:16 PM »

If there are only two ways, and you know one way is death, and the other way might not be death, take the one you're not certain will be fatal.

Maiden Voyage · « **Reply #31551 on:** June 27, 2018, 08:15:30 PM »

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on June 27, 2018, 05:26:08 PM

So, I interviewed at a place where I would be independent.
On one hand it gets me out of this job that is killing me. That's good.
I'd be independent and working for myself. That's also good.
Since I'm independent it means I only have to worry about one project at a time. That's also good.

It means that I'm exposed to more risk. That's bad.
I have to travel a bunch for the first few months. Not terribly different, but bad.
I have to supply my own health insurance for me and the kids. That's bad.

Part of me is like "don't be dumb and leave! You get benefits and you don't have to worry about bench or anything!"
Another part of me is like "If you stay, you'll throw yourself off a bridge. Almost any other outcome is better."
Another part of me is like "That's just a 'grass is greener' thought."

Honestly at this point I don't really care. I'd rather take a Target or Wal-mart job. Maybe I should take it.

Can you afford insurance with the new job?

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #31552 on:** June 27, 2018, 09:25:56 PM »

Any extra I would make for going independent would go to insurance

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #31553 on:** June 28, 2018, 07:23:06 AM »

I say go for it

I knew someone similar: was at a high position at a company, got run ragged, and took another job that paid about 20% less but it was almost stress free in comparison. He thought the move was well worth it and was kicking himself for not doing it earlier.

nachobro · « **Reply #31554 on:** June 28, 2018, 09:30:10 AM »

Dude job stress is the worst. If you think this new job will relieve some of that, go for it. I took a paycut moving to my current job but the stress relief from not working near constant overtime and traveling half the month was immediately noticeable. I lost a bunch of weight from not stress eating/eating like shit on the road, had lower blood pressure, and everyone I knew said I was just a lot better to be around.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #31555 on:** June 28, 2018, 11:11:57 AM »

Yeah, I think I'll take it if they offer it.
Just gotta get through that last and most important bit.

nachobro · « **Reply #31556 on:** June 28, 2018, 11:14:17 AM »

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on June 28, 2018, 11:11:57 AM

Just gotta get through that last and most important bit.

helpful tip: don't forget the balls while you're working the shaft. you'll get the offer for sure that way.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #31557 on:** June 28, 2018, 11:18:26 AM »

You know the place is going to fall apart when you leave, puppy. I'm sure they will have you back in case the new gig isn't what you wanted.

Atramental · « **Reply #31558 on:** June 29, 2018, 02:20:31 AM »

Quote from: Atramental on June 26, 2018, 11:40:45 PM

gonna draw some RedLetterMedia fan art since I've been having a hard time trying to force myself to draw anything lately...

there was an attempt

I can do better. So I'm gonna keep on drawing Jay until he looks like Jay.

edit: I just don't understand why it's like pulling teeth for me when it comes to drawing recreationally.

chronovore · « **Reply #31559 on:** June 29, 2018, 12:22:27 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on June 29, 2018, 02:20:31 AM

Quote from: Atramental on June 26, 2018, 11:40:45 PM
gonna draw some RedLetterMedia fan art since I've been having a hard time trying to force myself to draw anything lately...
(Image removed from quote.)

there was an attempt

I can do better. So I'm gonna keep on drawing Jay until he looks like Jay.

edit: I just don't understand why it's like pulling teeth for me when it comes to drawing recreationally.

In my case, it's fear of failure.

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