Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 3369624 times)

agrajag · « **Reply #31620 on:** July 01, 2018, 12:59:23 AM »

Assy trying to be just like his toilet daddy, locking his thread like a little

Unless it was

benjipwns · « **Reply #31621 on:** July 01, 2018, 01:00:28 AM »

Quote from: TVC

It’s like someone hit etoilet in the head with a crowbar 20 times and now it’s performing for our amusement.

agrajag · « **Reply #31622 on:** July 01, 2018, 01:01:47 AM »

it's

TVC15 · « **Reply #31623 on:** July 01, 2018, 02:42:25 AM »

Goddamn I want Bootsy to fuck me.

shosta · « **Reply #31624 on:** July 01, 2018, 05:01:01 AM »

Reading a sentence that starts with "I mean, ..." makes my whole body shudder. As verbal filler, it straddles the acceptable, but as a writing tic it is totally useless and occupies the same lexical waste heap as any other junk phrase meant to approximate the cadence or tone of regular speech. If I am bothering to read something you've written at all, I already carry the assumption that 1) you really do mean everything that's been put down, and 2) in the exceptional case that you don't, the context is sufficient to see that it's sarcasm. Any other scenario must either be intentional misinformation or a failure to communicate.

benjipwns · « **Reply #31625 on:** July 01, 2018, 05:28:44 AM »

I mean, that's one way to examine it sure.

agrajag · « **Reply #31626 on:** July 01, 2018, 05:29:33 AM »

look at poindexter over here and his fancy college words.

benjipwns · « **Reply #31627 on:** July 01, 2018, 06:01:19 AM »

I mean, why not "poindexter boy", kid.

team filler · « **Reply #31628 on:** July 01, 2018, 06:02:04 AM »

Quote

verbal filler

agrajag · « **Reply #31629 on:** July 01, 2018, 06:03:10 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on July 01, 2018, 06:01:19 AM

I mean, why not "poindexter boy", kid.

I was debating between "poindexter" and "city boy," actually

Valkyrie · « **Reply #31630 on:** July 01, 2018, 06:59:39 AM »

Browsing memes from the beach, the way God intended.

team filler · « **Reply #31631 on:** July 01, 2018, 07:00:53 AM »

Quote from: Valkyrie on July 01, 2018, 06:59:39 AM

Browsing memes from the beach, the way God intended.

be sure to like my posts from the beach too

Big Hoops · « **Reply #31632 on:** July 03, 2018, 12:14:37 AM »

Sorry about your dog. I ain't been here in a while so this post might be seen as trolly or whatever, but putting down a loved one fucking sucks. We had the option to put down my Grandma but we were too scared to......and she died a pretty awful death of pancreatic cancer. It fucking sucked. You did the right thing Miss Mac.

team filler · « **Reply #31633 on:** July 03, 2018, 04:50:22 AM »

YOU'RE NOT A VICTIM YOU'RE A MONSTER
4 days ago
SpeedDemon _1 - yep, black guys are obsessed with large white women that no one else wants. One man's trash is another man's treasure..a drunk white fattie at a nightclub full of negroes is like blood in a shark tank, drives em wild.

Atramental · « **Reply #31634 on:** July 03, 2018, 04:53:05 AM »

Crash Dummy · « **Reply #31635 on:** July 03, 2018, 06:18:21 AM »

Quote from: filler on July 03, 2018, 04:50:22 AM

YOU'RE NOT A VICTIM YOU'RE A MONSTER
4 days ago
SpeedDemon _1 - yep, black guys are obsessed with large white women that no one else wants. One man's trash is another man's treasure..a drunk white fattie at a nightclub full of negroes is like blood in a shark tank, drives em wild.

firstly, who doesn't love pawgs and secondly i need some context of this tweet

team filler · « **Reply #31636 on:** July 03, 2018, 02:40:54 PM »

Quote from: Crash Dummy on July 03, 2018, 06:18:21 AM

Quote from: filler on July 03, 2018, 04:50:22 AM
YOU'RE NOT A VICTIM YOU'RE A MONSTER
4 days ago
SpeedDemon _1 - yep, black guys are obsessed with large white women that no one else wants. One man's trash is another man's treasure..a drunk white fattie at a nightclub full of negroes is like blood in a shark tank, drives em wild.
firstly, who doesn't love pawgs and secondly i need some context of this tweet

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #31637 on:** July 03, 2018, 07:52:07 PM »

So, the independent job thing might fall through. I'm taking some medical time off of work. My body is starting to shut down and I can't anymore. Boss is cool with it. So that's good.
Also talked to my brother for the first time in years, it's one of those things where we love each other but never made it a priority to talk. He was really touched. So that's good too.

team filler · « **Reply #31638 on:** July 04, 2018, 06:08:11 PM »

Your wellness is irrelevant to me.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #31639 on:** July 04, 2018, 07:31:45 PM »

Wrote such sexy code. Want to take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant. einsum function

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #31640 on:** July 04, 2018, 09:55:17 PM »

4.1 days through my 7.5 day fast. They really should call it a slow. I don't know what I was thinking walking past Popeyes and Chipotle.

TVC15 · « **Reply #31641 on:** July 04, 2018, 10:13:05 PM »

Quote from: Flannel Boy on July 04, 2018, 09:55:17 PM

4.1 days through my 7.5 day fast. They really should call it a slow. I don't know what I was thinking walking past Popeyes and Chipotle.

Fuck, Popeyes sounds good like a cock in the kisser right now. DoorDash time.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #31642 on:** July 05, 2018, 12:57:38 AM »

Quote from: Flannel Boy on July 04, 2018, 09:55:17 PM

4.1 days through my 7.5 day fast. They really should call it a slow. I don't know what I was thinking walking past Popeyes and Chipotle.

Yonge st?

Momo · « **Reply #31643 on:** July 05, 2018, 01:00:39 AM »

My Hong Kong trip is falling apart lol, feeling like I should just cut my losses and save the funds for Japan next year :/

shosta · « **Reply #31644 on:** July 05, 2018, 01:05:34 AM »

Valkyrie · « **Reply #31645 on:** July 05, 2018, 01:38:58 AM »

Quote from: Momo on July 05, 2018, 01:00:39 AM

My Hong Kong trip is falling apart lol, feeling like I should just cut my losses and save the funds for Japan next year :/

Why you gotta go to Japan after I move?!

team filler · « **Reply #31646 on:** July 05, 2018, 02:04:44 AM »

he was waiting until you were gone

Momo · « **Reply #31647 on:** July 05, 2018, 03:01:05 AM »

Quote from: Valkyrie on July 05, 2018, 01:38:58 AM

Quote from: Momo on July 05, 2018, 01:00:39 AM
My Hong Kong trip is falling apart lol, feeling like I should just cut my losses and save the funds for Japan next year :/
Why you gotta go to Japan after I move?!

I haven't asked you yet, but I want to come to Norway to specifically see you, year after next I'll be done with my Asian tour and doing a few years of Europe and South America, so I wanted to generally ask if we could hang for a few days, before bedding down solid plans.

team filler · « **Reply #31648 on:** July 05, 2018, 04:57:28 AM »

Quote from: Dufus on July 05, 2018, 04:49:03 AM

Quote from: Momo on July 05, 2018, 03:01:05 AM
I wanted to generally ask if we could hang for a few days, before bedding [...]

Momo · « **Reply #31649 on:** July 05, 2018, 05:18:58 AM »

lmao, we have the most platonic friendship that's ever platonicked you scum

team filler · « **Reply #31650 on:** July 05, 2018, 05:42:24 AM »

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #31651 on:** July 05, 2018, 08:20:49 AM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on July 05, 2018, 12:57:38 AM

Quote from: Flannel Boy on July 04, 2018, 09:55:17 PM
4.1 days through my 7.5 day fast. They really should call it a slow. I don't know what I was thinking walking past Popeyes and Chipotle.

Yonge st?

Bloor, Stalker.

agrajag · « **Reply #31652 on:** July 05, 2018, 03:40:36 PM »

Quote from: Dufus on July 05, 2018, 03:12:02 PM

Quote from: Momo on July 05, 2018, 05:18:58 AM
lmao, we have the most platonic friendship that's ever platonicked you scum

it was a joke tho

for me personally, i don't think i would make the long journey from the netherlands to norway unless i knew i was gonna get a piece of that pie

You should hang out with Nintex and get a piece of that pie

team filler · « **Reply #31653 on:** July 05, 2018, 03:54:01 PM »

RecoveringChristian
1 week ago
Black shirt masseuse has a great sexy smile, rape me anytime

Atramental · « **Reply #31654 on:** July 05, 2018, 05:08:46 PM »

Quote from: filler on July 05, 2018, 03:54:01 PM

RecoveringChristian
1 week ago
Black shirt masseuse has a great sexy smile, rape me anytime

The dualities.

Kara · « **Reply #31655 on:** July 05, 2018, 10:08:12 PM »

Vox is launching an Arthur Brooks podcast in conjunction with the American Enterprise Institute.

Momo · « **Reply #31656 on:** July 06, 2018, 12:46:35 AM »

Quote from: Dufus on July 05, 2018, 03:12:02 PM

Quote from: Momo on July 05, 2018, 05:18:58 AM
lmao, we have the most platonic friendship that's ever platonicked you scum

it was a joke tho

for me personally, i don't think i would make the long journey from the netherlands to norway unless i knew i was gonna get a piece of that pie

Man I'm flying to Austria so I can make book jokes with a buddy lmao I'm at that point in my life where I want to cement and enjoy the friendships I've made and stop paying attention to garbage.

Momo · « **Reply #31657 on:** July 06, 2018, 07:22:22 AM »

I mean it kinda is for regular folk

Nintex · « **Reply #31658 on:** July 06, 2018, 08:18:04 PM »

This is doing the rounds now

Fucking cry me a river bullshit.

1. His parents screwed him on the Star Wars earnings
2. If you nearly committed suicide over playing fucking Jar Jar and getting PAID for the privilege you have other problems
3. ENDURED A BOYCOTT (of one of the highest grossing movies of all FUCKING TIME)
4. My god, played a lead role in one of the biggest movie franchises. Delivered a abysmal performance for a paycheck
5. Poor Daisy, only one of the most sought after stars after her Star Wars breakthrough
6. Ah yes, poor George. Ignored all professional advice on his shitty prequels and made billions out of the sale to Disney how will he endure

Yes guys, feel bad about a bunch of millionaire actors having their 'feelings hurt' while getting gigs from the biggest entertainment media operation in history or something.
And allow Disney to release mediocre films without any criticism to make BILLIONS OF DOLLARS because you are hurting FEELINGS and simply implying their latest dreck is a 6/10 basically makes you a Nazi.

FUCK THAT FUCKHEADS

Atramental · « **Reply #31659 on:** July 06, 2018, 08:24:55 PM »

I was gonna post that pic in the bad vibes thread.

Nintex · « **Reply #31660 on:** July 06, 2018, 08:32:05 PM »

Quote from: riotous on July 06, 2018, 08:23:47 PM

U need a hug bro?

Nah, I just need the virtue signalers to stop riding Disney's big throbbing corporate dick.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #31661 on:** July 07, 2018, 12:08:15 AM »

Quote from: Nintex on July 06, 2018, 08:32:05 PM

Quote from: riotous on July 06, 2018, 08:23:47 PM
U need a hug bro?
Nah, I just need the virtue signalers to stop riding Disney's big throbbing corporate dick.

Apparently, Disney bought Star Wars for $4 Billion just to tell Star Wars fans they're shit, that's alpha af. Mad respect.

Momo · « **Reply #31662 on:** July 09, 2018, 12:58:51 AM »

Hong Kong might be back on the menu

team filler · « **Reply #31663 on:** July 10, 2018, 12:25:26 AM »

women are trash

except for valk/cloudwalk of course!

Momo · « **Reply #31664 on:** July 10, 2018, 12:37:05 AM »

Ever go to a dumpster to just pick through the garbage people threw out and maybe score a nice, semi water damaged, previously owned woman?

toku · « **Reply #31665 on:** July 10, 2018, 12:39:10 AM »

i believe thats a plot from one of them "japanese animations" the kids love

TVC15 · « **Reply #31666 on:** July 10, 2018, 01:08:10 AM »

Why can’t girls dress like this? They’d look so much better.

Momo · « **Reply #31667 on:** July 10, 2018, 02:12:35 AM »

Quote from: toku on July 10, 2018, 12:39:10 AM

i believe thats a plot from one of them "japanese animations" the kids love

It's the one where the little garbage gnomes are really kawaii japanese schoolgirls

Rufus · « **Reply #31668 on:** July 10, 2018, 07:14:21 AM »

. . . . . . . . . .

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #31669 on:** July 10, 2018, 10:50:03 AM »

Quote from: Dufus on July 10, 2018, 06:02:12 AM

so i realized ive been eating slightly too much since end of april or so which means weight loss could have been a bit faster and i did notice it was too slow

but i did rectify that shit so im not sure how to feel

it was slow (bad) but now im well on my way (good)

i dunno... i just dont know anymore

it feels like ive been trying to lose weight for an eternity

ive been eating clean for ages, vegetables, fruits, nuts

even on days where im tired as fuck, i eat well

i was afraid if i lost much fat i'd look scrawny, but nah, bodyweight exercises are perfectly adequate to avoid looking overly scrawny, which is great

also, it seems my stomach flab is the last thing that wants to go, i notice everything else get thinner but my stomach flab is like nah im good (Image removed from quote.)

Good job dude. I've been going the opposite way for 5 months now with no end in sight.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #31670 on:** July 10, 2018, 11:24:46 AM »

Ya its just stress.

toku · « **Reply #31671 on:** July 10, 2018, 12:24:58 PM »

smashed my right hand moving furniture last week and its still sore, located around my pinky knuckle...i can still rotate and lift it so i think im good. Been taping it to my ring finger.

Mupepe · « **Reply #31672 on:** July 10, 2018, 12:38:18 PM »

want me to suck on your finger and make it better?

toku · « **Reply #31673 on:** July 10, 2018, 12:41:26 PM »

Momo · « **Reply #31674 on:** July 10, 2018, 01:20:08 PM »

Quote from: toku on July 10, 2018, 12:24:58 PM

smashed my right hand moving furniture last week and its still sore, located around my pinky knuckle...i can still rotate and lift it so i think im good. Been taping it to my ring finger.

dislocated my wrist yesterday, prolly due to martial arts in the past. small joints man, i feel your pain with this dumbshit.

toku · « **Reply #31675 on:** July 10, 2018, 06:35:54 PM »

yeah i think i just seriously bruised it which is better than my fear that I might have wrecked a knuckle

Momo · « **Reply #31676 on:** July 11, 2018, 01:00:33 AM »

Try using some compression gloves for a while till it feels better, it's helped for me before.

Purrp Skirrp · « **Reply #31677 on:** July 11, 2018, 02:02:10 AM »

What’s it like to have Robert DeNiro yell at you?

Of course the first question would be about the role where I play an absolute idiot in "Casino." It's SCARY to have Robert DeNiro yell at you, even when you know it's just a scene. He was actually very nice, he told me in advance he was gonna get in my face. He called me a "momo." After the scene was over, Scorsese asked him what a momo was, and he didn't really know, and then Don Rickles started calling everyone a momo. But I was the original momo.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #31678 on:** July 11, 2018, 02:22:41 AM »

Making char siu tomorrow with a cut up pork shoulder. Hnnnggg

Momo · « **Reply #31679 on:** July 11, 2018, 02:39:57 AM »

Quote from: Purrp Skirrp on July 11, 2018, 02:02:10 AM

What’s it like to have Robert DeNiro yell at you?

Of course the first question would be about the role where I play an absolute idiot in "Casino." It's SCARY to have Robert DeNiro yell at you, even when you know it's just a scene. He was actually very nice, he told me in advance he was gonna get in my face. He called me a "momo." After the scene was over, Scorsese asked him what a momo was, and he didn't really know, and then Don Rickles started calling everyone a momo. But I was the original momo.

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Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 3369624 times)