Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 3369542 times)

agrajag · « **Reply #31560 on:** June 21, 2018, 12:15:23 AM »

Quote from: filler on June 21, 2018, 12:11:13 AM

Quote from: Valkyrie on June 20, 2018, 08:33:27 PM
Hi, I think you're all wonderful.
can we marry you? like all of us

Valkyrie · « **Reply #31561 on:** June 21, 2018, 06:25:19 AM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on June 20, 2018, 11:08:27 PM

https://imgur.com/a/z6YDLUS Looking more like me. Also, I guess I gave myself a cock nose.

This is so cool, how much time does it take?

Quote from: filler on June 21, 2018, 12:11:13 AM

Quote from: Valkyrie on June 20, 2018, 08:33:27 PM
Hi, I think you're all wonderful.
can we marry you? like all of us

Always wanted to be a real Saudi Arabian prince.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #31562 on:** June 21, 2018, 08:13:52 AM »

Quote from: Valkyrie on June 21, 2018, 06:25:19 AM

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on June 20, 2018, 11:08:27 PM
https://imgur.com/a/z6YDLUS Looking more like me. Also, I guess I gave myself a cock nose.
This is so cool, how much time does it take?

A lot but that's mostly because I'm a beginner.

Momo · « **Reply #31563 on:** June 21, 2018, 08:44:17 AM »

We're having world cup social stuff at work today and for the rest for the month, it's so weird when work tries to do 'social events'. Like whatever they can come up with would be remotely fun if it has to cater to everyone. Hello fellow kids on a corporate level rn.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

[close]

Atramental · « **Reply #31564 on:** June 21, 2018, 12:10:35 PM »

https://instagram.com/p/BkLZKrMnM-h/

I’m thinking about buying this t-shirt. It really sbeaks to me.

Momo · « **Reply #31565 on:** June 21, 2018, 12:14:27 PM »

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bb0yGvQgToc/?taken-by=kissmenerdygirl

I want these socks

nachobro · « **Reply #31566 on:** June 21, 2018, 12:59:50 PM »

Quote from: Momo on June 21, 2018, 12:14:27 PM

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bb0yGvQgToc/?taken-by=kissmenerdygirl

I want these socks

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Tide-brand-couple-socks-middle-finger-cat-fool-cat-socks-cotton-men-and-women-hip-hop/32824112729.html

https://www.ebay.com/itm/1pair-Harajuku-Middle-Finger-Cat-Ankle-Sock-Women-Men-Funny-Cartoon-Cotton-Socks/323212090567

bork · « **Reply #31567 on:** June 21, 2018, 03:30:57 PM »

Was just outside letting the dog pee when a car pulled up with a twenty-something year-old woman and her mother inside.

Her: Excuse me, sir? Do you know where the leasing office is?
Me: Leasing office? Um, I don't think we have one...
Her: Well how do you rent here?
Me: These are condos.
Her: How do I view one of them?
Me: You can't...unless it's for sale.
Her: How would I make an offer?
Me: Uh...talk to a realtor...?
Her:

I really, really hope she was just lost, was looking for apartments, and not actually this clueless.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #31568 on:** June 21, 2018, 11:43:54 PM »

Did a lot of clean up, which is not noticeable unless its 4 inches for your face.

agrajag · « **Reply #31569 on:** June 22, 2018, 12:02:00 AM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #31570 on:** June 22, 2018, 12:06:30 AM »

I just sneezed looking at my beautiful work.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #31571 on:** June 22, 2018, 02:52:01 AM »

I never would have thought you'd be a Bones fan.

team filler · « **Reply #31572 on:** June 22, 2018, 07:10:47 AM »

"You're gonna be my FGT tonight, bitch!"

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #31573 on:** June 22, 2018, 03:03:15 PM »

Just ate some chicken vindaloo and fried basmati rice. Its so good but I dont eat this spice mixture often. My stomach is making some serious noises. Pray 4 me.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #31574 on:** June 22, 2018, 03:35:12 PM »

Oh god, is there a Cenobite for toilet torture?

We have such sights to show you

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #31575 on:** June 22, 2018, 04:22:41 PM »

I think the last time I vomited was after getting super drunk off of wild turkey 101. Other than that, toilet tantrums.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #31576 on:** June 22, 2018, 04:33:40 PM »

Depends on that makeup of your calories. Make sure those are quality calories. Best bet is to really pound the greens and fatty foods to feel satiated and make sure youre getting the right nutritional intake.

Could also be feeling the effect of sugar, caffeine or alcohol withdrawls if youve gone cold turkey on any of these.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #31577 on:** June 22, 2018, 04:43:17 PM »

Cutting slowly is better overall for sure. The steeper the cut the more likely the rebound it seems

nudemacusers · « **Reply #31578 on:** June 23, 2018, 01:53:57 PM »

Had to put down my dog yesterday due to Lyme nephritis... especially frustrating since she was fine a week ago. I’m not really thinking about it or processing atm. Will have to deal with it tho. I’ll probably have an emotion dump later this week when reality sets in.

TEEEPO · « **Reply #31579 on:** June 23, 2018, 01:54:46 PM »

shosta · « **Reply #31580 on:** June 23, 2018, 02:14:28 PM »

That blows. How long did you have her?

TVC15 · « **Reply #31581 on:** June 23, 2018, 04:09:14 PM »

Sorry, dude

agrajag · « **Reply #31582 on:** June 23, 2018, 05:54:08 PM »

Atramental · « **Reply #31583 on:** June 23, 2018, 06:24:41 PM »

Saw Anthony Fantano in the flesh today.

And Cal.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #31584 on:** June 23, 2018, 08:57:48 PM »

Sorry Nude

Momo · « **Reply #31585 on:** June 24, 2018, 03:06:31 AM »

agrajag · « **Reply #31586 on:** June 24, 2018, 04:38:52 AM »

Vinnie Paul

$:-\$

TVC15 · « **Reply #31587 on:** June 24, 2018, 04:49:51 AM »

Quote from: agrajag on June 24, 2018, 04:38:52 AM

Vinnie Paul

$:-\$

agrajag · « **Reply #31588 on:** June 24, 2018, 05:10:55 AM »

not cool, man

nudemacusers · « **Reply #31589 on:** June 24, 2018, 07:05:46 PM »

Quote from: kris on June 23, 2018, 02:14:28 PM

That blows. How long did you have her?

6 years, since birth... sux..

team filler · « **Reply #31590 on:** June 25, 2018, 12:45:09 AM »

WE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

chronovore · « **Reply #31591 on:** June 25, 2018, 04:09:56 AM »

Sorry to hear about your dog, nudemacusers. That is the worst.

Quote from: Flannel Boy on June 18, 2018, 11:57:38 PM

It's my physical restraint that also talks to me.

How do people remember stuff online. Who is Jack Remington? GS?

Not provably, but yes.

team filler · « **Reply #31592 on:** June 25, 2018, 07:05:26 AM »

Leo Cornejo
1 year ago
I have a Muslim friend and he left the garbage religion to be a Hentai God/Meme Master.

team filler · « **Reply #31593 on:** June 26, 2018, 02:09:43 AM »

slam Twofaces
3 years ago
MUSLIMS ARE NOT HAPPY
They're not happy in Gaza ..
They're not happy in Egypt ...
They're not happy in Libya ..
They're not happy in Morocco ...
They're not happy in Iran ..
They're not happy in Iraq ..
They're not happy in Yemen ....
They're not happy in Afghanistan ...
They're not happy in Pakistan
They're not happy in Syria ..
They're not happy in Lebanon ..

SO, WHERE ARE THEY HAPPY?

They're happy in Australia ...
They're happy in Canada ..
They're happy in England ...
They're happy in France ..
They're happy in Italy ..
They're happy in Germany ..
They're happy in Sweden ...
They're happy in the USA ..
They're happy in Norway ...
They're happy in Holland ..
They're happy in Denmark ..

Basically, they're happy in every country that is not Muslim
and unhappy in every country that is!
AND WHO DO THEY BLAME?
Not Islam.
Not their leadership.
Not themselves.
THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN!
AND THEN- They want to change those countries to be like,
THE COUNTRY THEY CAME FROM WHERE THEY WERE UNHAPPY!

I can't help wondering...
How damn dumb can you get?
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim
Terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Lets have a look at the evidence:
- No Christmas
Some states no music
- No television
- No sexy women
- No football
- no sucker
- No pork chops
- No hot dogs
- No burgers
- No beer
- No bacon
- Rags for clothes
- Towels for hats
- Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower
- More than one wife
- More than one mother-in-law
- You can't shave
- Your wife can't shave
- You can't wash off the smell of donkeys
- You cook over burning camel shit
- Your wife is picked by someone else for you
- and your wife smells worse than your donkey
- Then they tell them that "when they die, it all gets better"

Well No Shit It’s not like it. It could get much worse!

agrajag · « **Reply #31594 on:** June 26, 2018, 03:00:47 AM »

Quote

- Your wife is picked by someone else for you

That one has some upside, just ask Messopotamia from Reeee

team filler · « **Reply #31595 on:** June 26, 2018, 04:16:02 AM »

I've been watching a lot of videos about it on youtube and this islam stuff is pretty bad, brehs $:-\$

SmokyDave · « **Reply #31596 on:** June 26, 2018, 04:39:46 AM »

I think that thing about your dick getting bigger in the shower might be true. I’ll keep testing until I’m sure.

Momo · « **Reply #31597 on:** June 26, 2018, 03:01:31 PM »

Islam is fine, most of my best friends are Muslim and my province is probably around 30% Muslim, best fellows and birds. The moon in the northern hemisphere does weird shit to people though lol

Snoopycat_ · « **Reply #31598 on:** June 26, 2018, 07:28:15 PM »

I was thinking of getting one of them gaming pcs so I look at Ebay but after about half an hour of looking at the junk on there I thought, man fuck this shit I'm going to get a new tattoo instead. That was a pretty random thought but yeah, it felt like the correct answer.

Atramental · « **Reply #31599 on:** June 26, 2018, 11:40:45 PM »

gonna draw some RedLetterMedia fan art since I've been having a hard time trying to force myself to draw anything lately...

Momo · « **Reply #31600 on:** June 27, 2018, 08:19:25 AM »

Quote from: Atramental on June 26, 2018, 11:40:45 PM

gonna draw some RedLetterMedia fan art since I've been having a hard time trying to force myself to draw anything lately...

So Rich Evans penis then

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #31601 on:** June 27, 2018, 05:26:08 PM »

So, I interviewed at a place where I would be independent.
On one hand it gets me out of this job that is killing me. That's good.
I'd be independent and working for myself. That's also good.
Since I'm independent it means I only have to worry about one project at a time. That's also good.

It means that I'm exposed to more risk. That's bad.
I have to travel a bunch for the first few months. Not terribly different, but bad.
I have to supply my own health insurance for me and the kids. That's bad.

Part of me is like "don't be dumb and leave! You get benefits and you don't have to worry about bench or anything!"
Another part of me is like "If you stay, you'll throw yourself off a bridge. Almost any other outcome is better."
Another part of me is like "That's just a 'grass is greener' thought."

Honestly at this point I don't really care. I'd rather take a Target or Wal-mart job. Maybe I should take it.

shosta · « **Reply #31602 on:** June 27, 2018, 05:55:02 PM »

take it

toku · « **Reply #31603 on:** June 27, 2018, 06:16:33 PM »

its yours

TVC15 · « **Reply #31604 on:** June 27, 2018, 06:18:54 PM »

chronovore · « **Reply #31605 on:** June 27, 2018, 06:56:16 PM »

If there are only two ways, and you know one way is death, and the other way might not be death, take the one you're not certain will be fatal.

Maiden Voyage · « **Reply #31606 on:** June 27, 2018, 08:15:30 PM »

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on June 27, 2018, 05:26:08 PM

So, I interviewed at a place where I would be independent.
On one hand it gets me out of this job that is killing me. That's good.
I'd be independent and working for myself. That's also good.
Since I'm independent it means I only have to worry about one project at a time. That's also good.

It means that I'm exposed to more risk. That's bad.
I have to travel a bunch for the first few months. Not terribly different, but bad.
I have to supply my own health insurance for me and the kids. That's bad.

Part of me is like "don't be dumb and leave! You get benefits and you don't have to worry about bench or anything!"
Another part of me is like "If you stay, you'll throw yourself off a bridge. Almost any other outcome is better."
Another part of me is like "That's just a 'grass is greener' thought."

Honestly at this point I don't really care. I'd rather take a Target or Wal-mart job. Maybe I should take it.

Can you afford insurance with the new job?

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #31607 on:** June 27, 2018, 09:25:56 PM »

Any extra I would make for going independent would go to insurance

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #31608 on:** June 28, 2018, 07:23:06 AM »

I say go for it

I knew someone similar: was at a high position at a company, got run ragged, and took another job that paid about 20% less but it was almost stress free in comparison. He thought the move was well worth it and was kicking himself for not doing it earlier.

nachobro · « **Reply #31609 on:** June 28, 2018, 09:30:10 AM »

Dude job stress is the worst. If you think this new job will relieve some of that, go for it. I took a paycut moving to my current job but the stress relief from not working near constant overtime and traveling half the month was immediately noticeable. I lost a bunch of weight from not stress eating/eating like shit on the road, had lower blood pressure, and everyone I knew said I was just a lot better to be around.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #31610 on:** June 28, 2018, 11:11:57 AM »

Yeah, I think I'll take it if they offer it.
Just gotta get through that last and most important bit.

nachobro · « **Reply #31611 on:** June 28, 2018, 11:14:17 AM »

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on June 28, 2018, 11:11:57 AM

Just gotta get through that last and most important bit.

helpful tip: don't forget the balls while you're working the shaft. you'll get the offer for sure that way.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #31612 on:** June 28, 2018, 11:18:26 AM »

You know the place is going to fall apart when you leave, puppy. I'm sure they will have you back in case the new gig isn't what you wanted.

Atramental · « **Reply #31613 on:** June 29, 2018, 02:20:31 AM »

Quote from: Atramental on June 26, 2018, 11:40:45 PM

gonna draw some RedLetterMedia fan art since I've been having a hard time trying to force myself to draw anything lately...

there was an attempt

I can do better. So I'm gonna keep on drawing Jay until he looks like Jay.

edit: I just don't understand why it's like pulling teeth for me when it comes to drawing recreationally.

chronovore · « **Reply #31614 on:** June 29, 2018, 12:22:27 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on June 29, 2018, 02:20:31 AM

Quote from: Atramental on June 26, 2018, 11:40:45 PM
gonna draw some RedLetterMedia fan art since I've been having a hard time trying to force myself to draw anything lately...
(Image removed from quote.)

there was an attempt

I can do better. So I'm gonna keep on drawing Jay until he looks like Jay.

edit: I just don't understand why it's like pulling teeth for me when it comes to drawing recreationally.

In my case, it's fear of failure.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #31615 on:** June 30, 2018, 08:45:19 PM »

Literally just spent the last eight hours replacing my 03 Mustangs parking brake cables and rear brake pads. Could have shaved this time in half with the right tools and procedure. Googling parking cable replacement gives you fucking urban legends about how its done. That was seriously a biiiiitch.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #31616 on:** June 30, 2018, 09:43:11 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on June 30, 2018, 08:45:19 PM

Literally just spent the last eight hours replacing my 03 Mustangs parking brake cables and rear brake pads. Could have shaved this time in half with the right tools and procedure. Googling parking cable replacement gives you fucking urban legends about how its done. That was seriously a biiiiitch.

This is always true. Took me literally an hour and a half to lasso in the timing belt for my brothers old Corolla yet the dude in the YouTube video could do it in 20 seconds.

Mupepe · « **Reply #31617 on:** June 30, 2018, 10:01:19 PM »

A car that old you should really have a service manual. Don’t rely on googling unless it’s one of the more common maintenance procedures.

agrajag · « **Reply #31618 on:** June 30, 2018, 11:42:41 PM »

Am I alone in not being bothered by spoilers at all? My curiosity trumps the desire to be surprised I guess.

I remember when I saw the first GoT episode I went on wikipedia that very night and looked up all kinds of plot details from ASOIAF, including the Red Wedding. And then I binge read all the books and it didn't bother me in the slightest.

When I was a kid and used to read a lot of fiction, I'd often skip to the end of the book to find out what happened.

shosta · « **Reply #31619 on:** June 30, 2018, 11:49:00 PM »

Quote from: agrajag on June 30, 2018, 11:42:41 PM

When I was a kid and used to read a lot of fiction, I'd often skip to the end of the book to find out what happened.

wow, I forgot I did this too, out of sheer impatience

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