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Re: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening
« Reply #35460 on: March 31, 2022, 01:21:57 PM »
Shitty pictures of my new home:

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Congrats you have all the essentials now get some plants :heart
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Re: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening
« Reply #35461 on: March 31, 2022, 07:00:26 PM »
I'm in a zoom meeting and this woman who's half Japanese half European is  :whew :whew :whew :lawd

“Goddamn those half-Japanese girls, they get me every time.”
maria ozawa  :shaq

She’s stunningly pretty, but SO BORING.

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Re: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening
« Reply #35462 on: March 31, 2022, 07:11:16 PM »
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Cauliflower Of Love

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Re: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening
« Reply #35463 on: April 01, 2022, 04:25:13 PM »
More like Maria ozzzzzzzzzz

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Re: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening
« Reply #35464 on: April 01, 2022, 06:09:46 PM »
Cypress Hill and Jello Biafra are actual pensioners.

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Re: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening
« Reply #35465 on: April 02, 2022, 08:02:32 AM »
I was in line behind this guy who was having a right one because the carrier bags cost 20p. It was such a small thing to be upset about. Then I remembered I'd had a good rant the night before about the cost of Levi 501s. I guess it's all relative innit.

Cauliflower Of Love

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Re: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening
« Reply #35466 on: April 02, 2022, 08:37:15 AM »
My neighbor has this massive dog and she weighs like 80 lbs. 


I think I need to help her somehow.

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Re: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening
« Reply #35467 on: April 03, 2022, 05:38:50 AM »
I sliced through my thumb yesterday. It was a deep cut, but I collect and use knives so nothing new. Later on I noticed I couldn’t bend my thumb. I grabbed the end and pulled on it.

Some time later, my wife found me face down in a pool of blood. Turns out that pulling my thumb made me immediately pass out, at which point I went face first on to the corner of my subwoofer. I’ve smashed my front teeth up into my gum line, broken my nose, and I’m fairly sure I’ve fractured my jaw.

Slept it off last night, now I’m on my way to hospital. Just thought I’d share my stupidity with y’all.

Silver lining: I’m fairly sure I had my nose broken about 25 years ago, and the fall last night has reset it. My breathing feels amazing and my nose looks better than it did. Nice.

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Re: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening
« Reply #35468 on: April 03, 2022, 05:42:23 AM »
Make sure to moan and cry a lot so they give you the good stuff

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Re: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening
« Reply #35469 on: April 03, 2022, 05:51:33 AM »
I sliced through my thumb yesterday. It was a deep cut, but I collect and use knives so nothing new. Later on I noticed I couldn’t bend my thumb. I grabbed the end and pulled on it.

Some time later, my wife found me face down in a pool of blood. Turns out that pulling my thumb made me immediately pass out, at which point I went face first on to the corner of my subwoofer. I’ve smashed my front teeth up into my gum line, broken my nose, and I’m fairly sure I’ve fractured my jaw.

Slept it off last night, now I’m on my way to hospital. Just thought I’d share my stupidity with y’all.

Silver lining: I’m fairly sure I had my nose broken about 25 years ago, and the fall last night has reset it. My breathing feels amazing and my nose looks better than it did. Nice.
When you recover, post pics of knives.
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Re: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening
« Reply #35470 on: April 03, 2022, 05:59:32 AM »
I already have the good stuff, that’s why I could wait 12 hours with a broken face  :lol

I’ll post some knife pics at some point. The blade that started this shit was a QSP Phoenix in OD Green. Nice knife, sharp as fuck.

HardcoreRetro

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Re: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening
« Reply #35471 on: April 03, 2022, 06:18:56 AM »
You don't have one of those leather thimbles? Gotta protect yourself.

Cauliflower Of Love

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Re: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening
« Reply #35472 on: April 03, 2022, 08:24:26 AM »
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I sliced through my thumb yesterday. It was a deep cut, but I collect and use knives so nothing new.


 :doge

Should probably find a new hobby.

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Re: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening
« Reply #35473 on: April 03, 2022, 02:11:32 PM »
Filler is now taking a two week vacation for his recent behavior, in case anyone asks.
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Re: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening
« Reply #35474 on: April 03, 2022, 02:22:27 PM »
That sounds nice where's he going?

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« Reply #35475 on: April 03, 2022, 10:04:53 PM »
I already have the good stuff, that’s why I could wait 12 hours with a broken face  :lol

I’ll post some knife pics at some point. The blade that started this shit was a QSP Phoenix in OD Green. Nice knife, sharp as fuck.

Glad you're OK man.  Careful with the knives!   :cop

Was looking for something myself recently and tried out some different knives.  I liked the Civivi Elementum and the QSP Penguin.  Tried some more expensive Elementum variants, and they either felt too heavy/clunky or surprisingly cheap despite the higher price.  I tried the Civivi Nox (framelock style, initially was kinda hard to open but seems smooth now) and the Exarch too (cool front flipper design, but also seems flawed and felt like it would be too easy to come open in a pocket).  But I don't need all this shit so most of it is going back.  Keeping the Penguin since it cuts great for the price- sharper than the Elementum for sure.  Might hang onto the Nox too.

On the real cheap end of the spectrum, I like the Gerber Quadrant (looks like a shaving razor and has zero assisted open, but I don't mind this.  Feels safer that way.) and the Keysmart Dapper 150.  It's a cheapo $16 knife, but feels pretty premium with an anodized aluminum housing.  It's basically a Swiss Army Knife blade inside and opens the same way.  Really nice and good for opening stuff.  There's a tinier keychain version that I also ordered.  I also have couple of Pocket Samurai knives.  They're also keychain sized and really sharp.  Comes in super handy for opening stuff.

But this is my favorite:

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They made a pocket knife that looks like the Tesla Cyber Truck. 
:dead

I got the cheaper micarta handle version and it cuts great- I need something for opening and breaking down boxes, and this is fantastic.  The micarta feels cheaper than the budget knives, but it cuts like butter and seems to be perfect for dealing with packages, so I'm keeping it.  Like it enough that I went and ordered the titanium version too.
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Re: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening
« Reply #35476 on: April 04, 2022, 02:22:31 AM »
I like knives, but don't own too many.

I did get this custom made hunting knife though


Made by a guy who used to make custom knives for Holland and Holland (high end gun manufacturers).
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Re: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening
« Reply #35477 on: April 04, 2022, 08:11:29 AM »
I like knives, but don't own too many.

I did get this custom made hunting knife though
(Image removed from quote.)

Made by a guy who used to make custom knives for Holland and Holland (high end gun manufacturers).

Do you go hunting?  If not, are you using that for food prep?

Recently wwe got some Korean BBQ and they wouldn't provide us with knives ( :mindblown) so I had to rip up stuff with my hands for my 1.5 year-old daughter to eat.  A pocket knife sure would have come in handy, although I would have wanted to have it cleaned first anyway so dunno if it would have really helped. 
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Re: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening
« Reply #35478 on: April 04, 2022, 11:06:20 AM »
I like knives, but don't own too many.

I did get this custom made hunting knife though
(Image removed from quote.)

Made by a guy who used to make custom knives for Holland and Holland (high end gun manufacturers).

Do you go hunting?  If not, are you using that for food prep?

Recently wwe got some Korean BBQ and they wouldn't provide us with knives ( :mindblown) so I had to rip up stuff with my hands for my 1.5 year-old daughter to eat.  A pocket knife sure would have come in handy, although I would have wanted to have it cleaned first anyway so dunno if it would have really helped.

:money
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Potato

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Re: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening
« Reply #35479 on: April 04, 2022, 02:55:11 PM »
I like knives, but don't own too many.

I did get this custom made hunting knife though
(Image removed from quote.)

Made by a guy who used to make custom knives for Holland and Holland (high end gun manufacturers).

Do you go hunting?
Yep. Bought it as an all-rounder. Still haven't used it because one of the other guys I go with usually does the field dressing.
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Re: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening
« Reply #35480 on: April 04, 2022, 08:22:20 PM »
I sliced through my thumb yesterday. It was a deep cut, but I collect and use knives so nothing new. Later on I noticed I couldn’t bend my thumb. I grabbed the end and pulled on it.

Some time later, my wife found me face down in a pool of blood. Turns out that pulling my thumb made me immediately pass out, at which point I went face first on to the corner of my subwoofer. I’ve smashed my front teeth up into my gum line, broken my nose, and I’m fairly sure I’ve fractured my jaw.

Slept it off last night, now I’m on my way to hospital. Just thought I’d share my stupidity with y’all.

Silver lining: I’m fairly sure I had my nose broken about 25 years ago, and the fall last night has reset it. My breathing feels amazing and my nose looks better than it did. Nice.

Just a heads-up, this reads like you had a head injury but decided to go to sleep and visit the hospital the next morning.  If that's true, please call an ambulance to take you to the hospital immediately. Going to sleep with a head injury may mean you don't wake up.

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« Reply #35481 on: April 06, 2022, 12:30:01 AM »
I think I'm all knifed-out.  Civivi blades kind of suck- am returning all the ones I got to try out.  QSP shits all over them.  The cheap Penguin D2 cuts better than the Nitro-V the Nox has.  The damascus blade on the fancy Elementum I got does cut great, but it's the kind of thing where it looks so nice that you'd be afraid to use it and the handle just feels cheap and shitty despite the nice look.

The GOAT for me is Kizer.  Love the Lieb.  It's nice n' small, so it's not intimidating, but is super well-made and cuts great.  Cardboard boxes beware.
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Re: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening
« Reply #35482 on: April 06, 2022, 01:59:41 AM »
I know Gerber get shit on, but fuck me if this doesn't look very cool:
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Also, this is just very  :uguu

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« Reply #35483 on: April 06, 2022, 07:34:33 AM »
I know Gerber get shit on, but fuck me if this doesn't look very cool:
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Also, this is just very  :uguu

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I have a Quadrant.   :lol  This is the first knife I got and I'd probably return it if I still had the box, but it was like $25 so it's good enough to be a cheap 'beater knife.'  They look cool (super-thin, too), but the blade quality is either crap or so-so out of the box.  Would recommend the white handle one.  The bamboo handle on the other one apparently dings up easily.  It's supposed to be a flipper knife, but the mechanism is super stiff and it opens half-way.  You can just flick it when half-opened to get to lock into place, though.

These are the Kizer knives I ended up ordering.  Some of them are definitely :uguu

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TEH GOAT Lieb:


The Domin Mini:


The Mini Bay (it's really tiny):


The Walnut (also really tiny):


The Cyber Blade:
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Re: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening
« Reply #35484 on: April 08, 2022, 02:11:51 AM »
Loving the little box cutters.

In other news, I just signed off from work and don't go back until 26 April. Going on a family holiday to Adelaide which is one of the nicest cities in Australia and a short trip to places like this













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Re: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening
« Reply #35485 on: April 08, 2022, 02:44:32 AM »
I sliced through my thumb yesterday. It was a deep cut, but I collect and use knives so nothing new. Later on I noticed I couldn’t bend my thumb. I grabbed the end and pulled on it.

Some time later, my wife found me face down in a pool of blood. Turns out that pulling my thumb made me immediately pass out, at which point I went face first on to the corner of my subwoofer. I’ve smashed my front teeth up into my gum line, broken my nose, and I’m fairly sure I’ve fractured my jaw.

Slept it off last night, now I’m on my way to hospital. Just thought I’d share my stupidity with y’all.

Silver lining: I’m fairly sure I had my nose broken about 25 years ago, and the fall last night has reset it. My breathing feels amazing and my nose looks better than it did. Nice.

Just a heads-up, this reads like you had a head injury but decided to go to sleep and visit the hospital the next morning.  If that's true, please call an ambulance to take you to the hospital immediately. Going to sleep with a head injury may mean you don't wake up.

I’m starting to think he didn’t wake up  :doge
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Re: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening
« Reply #35486 on: April 11, 2022, 04:26:07 PM »
RIP SmokyDave :(
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Re: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening
« Reply #35487 on: April 11, 2022, 05:02:54 PM »
Makes you think. The only person from here I have on Facebook is filler, so if i'm offline for a while and he says i'm dead you should believe him.

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Re: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening
« Reply #35488 on: April 11, 2022, 10:04:08 PM »
I sliced through my thumb yesterday. It was a deep cut, but I collect and use knives so nothing new. Later on I noticed I couldn’t bend my thumb. I grabbed the end and pulled on it.

Some time later, my wife found me face down in a pool of blood. Turns out that pulling my thumb made me immediately pass out, at which point I went face first on to the corner of my subwoofer. I’ve smashed my front teeth up into my gum line, broken my nose, and I’m fairly sure I’ve fractured my jaw.

Slept it off last night, now I’m on my way to hospital. Just thought I’d share my stupidity with y’all.

Silver lining: I’m fairly sure I had my nose broken about 25 years ago, and the fall last night has reset it. My breathing feels amazing and my nose looks better than it did. Nice.

Just a heads-up, this reads like you had a head injury but decided to go to sleep and visit the hospital the next morning.  If that's true, please call an ambulance to take you to the hospital immediately. Going to sleep with a head injury may mean you don't wake up.

I’m starting to think he didn’t wake up  :doge

Yeah, this was his most recent thread.

The reason I brought it up was my Mom. One of the earliest signs that she was not processing things right was the time I called her for a video chat, and she had a bandage on her head.
"Mom, what happened to your head?"
"Oh, I just woke up on the floor, and there was blood all over the place."
"WHAT, MOM, NO, WHAT HAPPENED?"
"Oh, don't worry. I drove myself to the hospital."
"WHAT, MOM, NO! YOU CALL A DAMNED AMBULANCE! Head injuries, you don't go for a goddamned drive."

So, yeah.
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Re: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening
« Reply #35489 on: April 12, 2022, 01:59:18 AM »
Hes not in my super secret discord, is he in anyone elses?
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Re: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening
« Reply #35490 on: April 12, 2022, 02:52:04 AM »
pls dont be dead SmokyDave  :'( :-\
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Re: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening
« Reply #35491 on: April 12, 2022, 10:02:47 AM »
Nooooo


I dont want a GhostyDave

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« Reply #35492 on: April 12, 2022, 10:31:24 AM »
The man who shot up the nyc subway train matches the description of himu and its his neighborhood too
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Re: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening
« Reply #35493 on: April 12, 2022, 10:47:24 AM »
Not dead!

I am a bit more shaken than I expected though. Turned out I'd bashed a bit more up than I realised, ribs and thighs and whatnot. Had a variety of bruises bloom over the last week. I haven't been posting much because work is mad busy and I lost a week at the worst possible time. Still trying to catch up. No long term effects from fall other than my front teeth now 'click' when I press the end of my nose. Shit's wild.

Also, my wife keeps trying to throw mad sex at me because she was the one that found me and I think it made her realise she'd miss me if I dropped dead. She also thinks I look hot because my nose is straightened out and my bruises are in the right places.

I see some hot knife chat above. You chaps are further along the game than me, I reckon. I've always just bought whatever I needed and only lately started taking a deeper interest. I'm all about QSP and SRM at the moment, so I'll catch up and contribute some ASAP*.

Really appreciate that you rag-tag band of miscreants were worried about me. Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy.

Oh and Cronovore is absolutely right. I shouldn't have slept off a head injury, stupid move. I realised that when I woke up the next day. Got lucky this time...

*I've grabbed some knives from near my work desk in an effort to contribute a bit more. I'll stick 'em in a spoiler to avoid a long post:
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From top to bottom:

Opinel #12. Cheap, reliable, easy to work with. The hump at the end of the handle is there so that when it gets wet and the wood expands, you can 'tap' that hump and the blade drops enough to pull it out. It's called the 'Coup de Savoyard'. The #8 is the classic, but I'm a size queen.

QSP Phoenix. Mine is the OD Green G10 scales. D2 steel. Sharp enough to cut your thumb when carelessly closing and then later fuck up your face. No animosity though.

SRM 9225KB. I just love this knife. I'm a long-time mountain biker and something about this knife ticks all the same material fetishism boxes, even though there's no Ti. I dunno. I know my feelings toward this knife are irrational and unjustifiable, but I just can't fight them. It's a front flipper only which I'd ordinarily avoid entirely, but I just lust after this knife. It's never far from my hand.

Cold Steel Kiridashi. Box opener par excellence. I wish it had a flipper and a frame or liner lock, but I just keep coming back to it as the perfect little jobs knife.

M-Tech 'Jose Negron' Karambit. I wanted a folding Karambit, couldn't justify the cost of the CRKT Provoke, and this one came along at about £20. It's big, clumsy, and awkward, but fuck me if it ain't fun being a robot dinosaur.

I'm presently umming and aaahing over the Cold Steel AD-15, and the Demko AD20.5. I do like that Kizer Cyber very much, especially the Ti version. Oh to be less poor :(
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« Reply #35494 on: April 12, 2022, 08:37:14 PM »
The man who shot up the nyc subway train matches the description of himu and its his neighborhood too

They found his YouTube channel, how old is himu?

https://youtube.com/channel/UCtl9pjnppooRbj_YssCKxsA
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Re: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening
« Reply #35495 on: April 12, 2022, 10:49:55 PM »
The man who shot up the nyc subway train matches the description of himu and its his neighborhood too

They found his YouTube channel, how old is himu?

https://youtube.com/channel/UCtl9pjnppooRbj_YssCKxsA

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« Reply #35496 on: April 12, 2022, 11:25:56 PM »
Not dead!

I am a bit more shaken than I expected though. Turned out I'd bashed a bit more up than I realised, ribs and thighs and whatnot. Had a variety of bruises bloom over the last week. I haven't been posting much because work is mad busy and I lost a week at the worst possible time. Still trying to catch up. No long term effects from fall other than my front teeth now 'click' when I press the end of my nose. Shit's wild.

Also, my wife keeps trying to throw mad sex at me because she was the one that found me and I think it made her realise she'd miss me if I dropped dead. She also thinks I look hot because my nose is straightened out and my bruises are in the right places.

I see some hot knife chat above. You chaps are further along the game than me, I reckon. I've always just bought whatever I needed and only lately started taking a deeper interest. I'm all about QSP and SRM at the moment, so I'll catch up and contribute some ASAP*.

Really appreciate that you rag-tag band of miscreants were worried about me. Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy.

Oh and Cronovore is absolutely right. I shouldn't have slept off a head injury, stupid move. I realised that when I woke up the next day. Got lucky this time...

:rejoice

*I've grabbed some knives from near my work desk in an effort to contribute a bit more. I'll stick 'em in a spoiler to avoid a long post:
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From top to bottom:

Opinel #12. Cheap, reliable, easy to work with. The hump at the end of the handle is there so that when it gets wet and the wood expands, you can 'tap' that hump and the blade drops enough to pull it out. It's called the 'Coup de Savoyard'. The #8 is the classic, but I'm a size queen.

QSP Phoenix. Mine is the OD Green G10 scales. D2 steel. Sharp enough to cut your thumb when carelessly closing and then later fuck up your face. No animosity though.

SRM 9225KB. I just love this knife. I'm a long-time mountain biker and something about this knife ticks all the same material fetishism boxes, even though there's no Ti. I dunno. I know my feelings toward this knife are irrational and unjustifiable, but I just can't fight them. It's a front flipper only which I'd ordinarily avoid entirely, but I just lust after this knife. It's never far from my hand.

Cold Steel Kiridashi. Box opener par excellence. I wish it had a flipper and a frame or liner lock, but I just keep coming back to it as the perfect little jobs knife.

M-Tech 'Jose Negron' Karambit. I wanted a folding Karambit, couldn't justify the cost of the CRKT Provoke, and this one came along at about £20. It's big, clumsy, and awkward, but fuck me if it ain't fun being a robot dinosaur.

I'm presently umming and aaahing over the Cold Steel AD-15, and the Demko AD20.5. I do like that Kizer Cyber very much, especially the Ti version. Oh to be less poor :(
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Lemme do the same! 

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BTW, as it turns out, there is a budget version of the Kizer Cyberblade available- the Tyger K7.  Same knife, but with a G10 handle and a less expensive blade material, for $55.  That's $30-40 cheaper than the non-titanium version of the Kizer-branded ones and it feels like a much better product in comparison to the shitty micarta one I got from them. 




-Multiple Statgear Pocket Samurai knives- These are tiny little keychain knives that are very sharp and pretty high quality for the price.  All of them except for the gray one are liner locks and have pocket/belt clips.  The gray one is a slipjoint version with no clip.  The box under them is an Unbox Therapy-branded version that's black with a yellow blade and it comes with a little stand.  I don't think I've ever seen that dude use one on his channel. :doge

-Gerber Quadrant- Cheapo razor-like sheepsfoot blade.  Does not open smoothly, but has a unique design and is very flat/thin which I like.

-Gerber Armbar Slim Drive- Kinda doesn't count but kinda does?  It's a multi-tool but reminds me more of a Swiss Army Knife.  Has a blade, screwdriver (why I got it- it doesn't lock into place, though), and bottle opener.

-Keysmart Dapper 150 and 100- The same little cheap pocket knife in two sizes.  Wish the larger one had a clip or a keyring hole like the little one does.  Cuts open boxes pretty well.  Is basically a Swiss Army Knife blade in an aluminum handle.  For $16 it feels really premium.  I really like it for what it is.

-Kizer knives: Most of what I have and have picked up all of them very recently.  Am drawn to the different design and shape types and find that the action on these are all buttery smooth.  From left to right:
-Lieb G10- My current EDC and always in my pocket.  Has a small handle and stubbier blade, but it works great. Assisted opener type with a flipper on the back.
-Domin Mini G10- Thumb-stud type.  I also really like this one and may end up switching to it for EDC because these types of knives are supposed to be the safest ones to carry in your pocket.  The only knife I've tried where it felt like it would just open (and did, a bit, when I tested it) was the Civivi Exarch, however.
-Kizer Original Aluminum- Just got this one a few days ago.  Has a button lock to release the knife and fold it back closed, which is cool, but it isn't the smoothest and sometimes won't close all the way.  You can always just push it back closed, but this could be better.  Works well 95% of the time and might just need to be broken in, but did see similar complaints.  Youtubers were losing their shit over this and didn't mention it.
-Walnut G10- It's a cute little manual opener/slipjoint.  Very :uguu
-Mini Bay G10- Cute little knife part two.  Tt's a flipper, but slipjoint style.  The blade is tiny, but very sharp.  I love the handle design and aesthetic.  Would buy a larger version with a liner lock for sure if they ever make one.
-Cyberblade Titanium- I had to do it.  :lol Cost way too much, but I just love that design.  Used it to cut up and break down some big, thicker cardboard boxes and it worked perfectly.  Feels pretty safe to use.  Also has a glass breaker on the end of the handle.
-Tiger K7- Made by Kizer for them; it's the real budget version of the Cyberblade.  Interestingly, the little handle on the blade to help with opening it is on both sides on this version, whereas it's only on one side on the Kizer.  It also came in much more premium packaging.  Not this matters, but Kizer's packaging is shit.

-QSP Penguin- The Civivi KILLER.  I don't hate Civivi, but man, these things are just so much better than their knives and they cost less.  Best budget knives for sure.  I have one with a denim micarta handle and one with a G10 handle.  Saw that there is a titanium version with a better blade, but it's also $120.  You can buy like four of these things for that price.  Keep it budget!

Not quite done yet- have another Kizer on the way- the front-flipper Feist model.  I was very disappointed with the Civivi one, but I'll give Kizer's version a try and see it if feels safer:



I also stumbled on the Spyderco Dog Tag Gen 4 and instantly bought it.  Anything quirky and weird is gonna draw me in.




Finally, for some more keychain stuff, I found out that the James Elko, which is pretty pricey for what it is, is actually just some rebranded Chinese knife and you can get a super-cheap version that is the same from a UK company.  The Whitby Sprint- instead of $60-$70...it's $14.


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Next up is to find a good tiny little keychain flashlight.
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chronovore

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Re: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening
« Reply #35497 on: April 13, 2022, 12:31:15 AM »
Not dead!

I am a bit more shaken than I expected though. Turned out I'd bashed a bit more up than I realised, ribs and thighs and whatnot. Had a variety of bruises bloom over the last week. I haven't been posting much because work is mad busy and I lost a week at the worst possible time. Still trying to catch up. No long term effects from fall other than my front teeth now 'click' when I press the end of my nose. Shit's wild.

Also, my wife keeps trying to throw mad sex at me because she was the one that found me and I think it made her realise she'd miss me if I dropped dead. She also thinks I look hot because my nose is straightened out and my bruises are in the right places.

I see some hot knife chat above. You chaps are further along the game than me, I reckon. I've always just bought whatever I needed and only lately started taking a deeper interest. I'm all about QSP and SRM at the moment, so I'll catch up and contribute some ASAP*.

Really appreciate that you rag-tag band of miscreants were worried about me. Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy.

Oh and Cronovore is absolutely right. I shouldn't have slept off a head injury, stupid move. I realised that when I woke up the next day. Got lucky this time...

*I've grabbed some knives from near my work desk in an effort to contribute a bit more. I'll stick 'em in a spoiler to avoid a long post:
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From top to bottom:

Opinel #12. Cheap, reliable, easy to work with. The hump at the end of the handle is there so that when it gets wet and the wood expands, you can 'tap' that hump and the blade drops enough to pull it out. It's called the 'Coup de Savoyard'. The #8 is the classic, but I'm a size queen.

QSP Phoenix. Mine is the OD Green G10 scales. D2 steel. Sharp enough to cut your thumb when carelessly closing and then later fuck up your face. No animosity though.

SRM 9225KB. I just love this knife. I'm a long-time mountain biker and something about this knife ticks all the same material fetishism boxes, even though there's no Ti. I dunno. I know my feelings toward this knife are irrational and unjustifiable, but I just can't fight them. It's a front flipper only which I'd ordinarily avoid entirely, but I just lust after this knife. It's never far from my hand.

Cold Steel Kiridashi. Box opener par excellence. I wish it had a flipper and a frame or liner lock, but I just keep coming back to it as the perfect little jobs knife.

M-Tech 'Jose Negron' Karambit. I wanted a folding Karambit, couldn't justify the cost of the CRKT Provoke, and this one came along at about £20. It's big, clumsy, and awkward, but fuck me if it ain't fun being a robot dinosaur.

I'm presently umming and aaahing over the Cold Steel AD-15, and the Demko AD20.5. I do like that Kizer Cyber very much, especially the Ti version. Oh to be less poor :(
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Welcome back from the nearly-dead. I'm responding so you know you're not Bruce Willis in the end of The Sixth Sense.

Potato

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Re: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening
« Reply #35498 on: April 13, 2022, 12:37:49 AM »
Fuck. You guys are going to make me take up a new collection habit, aren't you. At least knives are easy to store.
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Re: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening
« Reply #35499 on: April 13, 2022, 12:44:36 AM »
Always thought karambits needed the little loops at the end. The Raid 2 lied to me.

Transhuman

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Re: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening
« Reply #35500 on: April 13, 2022, 12:52:53 AM »
I have one knife because that's all you need

Cauliflower Of Love

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Re: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening
« Reply #35501 on: April 13, 2022, 03:55:36 AM »
in honor of dave being alive I sliced the shit out of my thumb.

This shit hurts.

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Re: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening
« Reply #35502 on: April 13, 2022, 10:54:37 AM »
Potentially Himu still at large. The useless fucks at NYPD sent out an emergency text this morning because they have no leads. Hes probably at his gfs house in Long island not having sex
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bork

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Re: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening
« Reply #35503 on: April 13, 2022, 01:26:34 PM »
Potentially Himu still at large. The useless fucks at NYPD sent out an emergency text this morning because they have no leads. Hes probably at his gfs house in Long island not having sex

OK, that's enough.
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bork

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Re: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening
« Reply #35504 on: April 13, 2022, 08:27:41 PM »
Kizer Feist is going back.  Feels like cheap crap.  Reminds me of that first micarta Cyberblade I got.  Almost like I got a bootleg or something.  :thinking  Gonna replace it with the Latt Vind Mini, which offers both front and regular flipper switches.

Fuck. You guys are going to make me take up a new collection habit, aren't you. At least knives are easy to store.

:phil
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BIONIC

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Re: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening
« Reply #35505 on: April 18, 2022, 03:09:08 PM »
Filler is now taking a two week vacation for his recent behavior, in case anyone asks.

That sounds nice where's he going?

Must be someplace real nice since he’s not back yet  :nintex
Margs

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Re: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening
« Reply #35506 on: April 18, 2022, 03:40:27 PM »
he's exclusive to nintexland now ;)
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Madrun Badrun

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Re: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening
« Reply #35507 on: April 18, 2022, 07:42:26 PM »
A young woman at my work was killed in a hit and run.  Only ever interacted with her a few times over slack but she seemed nice.

chronovore

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Re: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening
« Reply #35508 on: April 19, 2022, 07:47:48 AM »
That’s gotta be a bit horrifying.

Madrun Badrun

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Re: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening
« Reply #35509 on: April 19, 2022, 10:26:40 AM »
Ya, the whole thing makes me sad and intensely angry despite not really knowing her.  They haven't found the guy yet (found his car last night)

from news article

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“(The driver) stopped, they got out, they looked at her and they got back in the car,” she said.

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bork

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Re: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening
« Reply #35510 on: April 19, 2022, 12:59:52 PM »
Ya, the whole thing makes me sad and intensely angry despite not really knowing her.  They haven't found the guy yet (found his car last night)

from news article

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“(The driver) stopped, they got out, they looked at her and they got back in the car,” she said.

That is horrible and I hope they catch that piece of shit.
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Re: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening
« Reply #35511 on: April 22, 2022, 09:30:33 PM »
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Madrun Badrun

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Re: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening
« Reply #35512 on: April 22, 2022, 09:58:02 PM »
Ya, the whole thing makes me sad and intensely angry despite not really knowing her.  They haven't found the guy yet (found his car last night)

from news article

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“(The driver) stopped, they got out, they looked at her and they got back in the car,” she said.

That is horrible and I hope they catch that piece of shit.

Caught him.

https://globalnews.ca/news/8772394/hit-and-run-toronto-king-spadina-erin-yoxall/

Turned out to be a Turkish mobster who just got out of prison

BIONIC

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Re: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening
« Reply #35513 on: April 22, 2022, 10:10:55 PM »
Filler is now taking a two week vacation for his recent behavior, in case anyone asks.

That sounds nice where's he going?

Must be someplace real nice since he’s not back yet  :nintex
I came back for you, babe  :pimp

:bow :jeb :rejoice :klob :bow2

Now go like all of my posts you missed  :sistine
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Re: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening
« Reply #35514 on: April 22, 2022, 10:31:28 PM »
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Re: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening
« Reply #35515 on: April 22, 2022, 10:43:36 PM »
He didn't come back for me

 :fbm

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Re: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening
« Reply #35516 on: April 22, 2022, 11:05:17 PM »
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BIONIC

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Re: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening
« Reply #35517 on: April 22, 2022, 11:30:44 PM »
Just waiting on Nintex‘s April Fools joke to be over  :nintex
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Re: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening
« Reply #35518 on: April 22, 2022, 11:48:50 PM »
Just waiting on Nintex‘s April Fools joke to be over  :nintex
Nintex is living his best life free from the oppression of the draconian bore mods.
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Re: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening
« Reply #35519 on: April 22, 2022, 11:51:01 PM »
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