You’ve never had a doctor appointment before? How do you get to be an adult and never have a doctors appointment?
I visit the dentist twice a year for cleaning.
The last doctor I had was in 2016-2017 where I had to make 5 total visits for a recurring skin issue.
The only "check up" Ive had was when I was 17 and they required it for college.
Lately Ive been feeling very tired/fatigued all the time. I can sleep 10 hours and then easily take a 4 hour nap in the middle of the day. I made this appointment to see if maybe my vitamins are low or something. As I said, I havent done this before, but online they suggested my balls might be squeezed.
I get there, the nurse sees me, and shes your typical nurse. Like Carla, from scrubs. Middle age, but you cant quite guess what age, lively but sarcastic. Asks me all the questions, checks my blood pressure, good to go.
Then the doctor walks in. Its a lady doctor, and shes like 27. So my first ever doctor younger than me. But not only is she a lady doctor thats 27, she is gorgeous. Like if she has an instagram, its the kind filled with bikini pics and thousands of horny guys clicking like. Shes 5'7, maybe 105lbs, FIT, great hair and skin, the total package.
And not only that, she brings in a med student to shadow. Another girl but honestly no idea what she looked like. Presumably 25 though.
So Im a little nervous. Are they going to want to see my special places? Together?
To make it even more awkward, she had the student do everything she does. So she checks my throat and then the student does. She puts her little hearing thingy on my chest and the student does the same. They have my lie down and poke my belly a bit and the student does the same. Im obviously wondering if theyre going to be sticking their fingers up my ass simultaneously.
But then....thats it. She says my blood test should show if theres an issue and if there isnt I probably need to exercise more.
You little cunt. You really going to feel up my belly, sit there looking like a Sports Illustrated cover model, and then have the audacity to suggest I'm tired because I don't exercise enough?
Day fucking ruined.
And honestly I feel a little screwed over by this physical. Forget the ball squeezing, what about the thing where they hit your knee with the tiny hammer and see if it reacts? What about my back? They didnt even have me open my mouth and say ahh and look at my tongue or whatever. The whole thing was like 10 minutes total.
Modern medicine is broken.
Oh, and the blood place closed at 4pm so I cant go until Friday. Who the fuck closes at 4pm.
