The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread

[Himu]

See, you say that's weird. I just see it as AWESOME.

I guess I see weird as a negative connotation. Like, where I'm from, people use "weird" for anything out of the ordinary and non-conventional. A female friend of mine said that Janelle Monae was "weird". "You like her? She's so weird!"

[Great Rumbler]

You guys are weird.

[Shaka Khan]

You know what really weird, but awesome? Tapatalk.

Checking the profile of anyone reveals the name they registered with. Name changes shouldn't fool anyone now.

Drugula's name sucks btw.

[MCD]

AWESOM-O.

You are reported for invasion of privacy.

[Momo]

You guys would never guess who i am on GAF

[EmCeeGrammar]

I'm starting to notice a pattern for Himuro's bickering mechanisms. 

[Momo]

Woah, watching Dune (1984 movie) extended version (again nr 13 now i believe). So much of better than Star Whores

[T-Short]

Fucking GAF, banned me for 3 months just for saying in the "angry woman blogger thread" that she should learn her place.  I thought Dragona retired.

She did.  Turns out, she wasn't the reason that stuff like that was bannable, and you guys were just blaming her because she was the nearest available woman.

Y'all really need to do something about your obvious misogyny, it's very disturbing to sane people like myself.

annihilated

[brob]

gaf is slow for me now. And post history isn't working.

nothing is better, life is bad. :suicide

[Himu]

I'm starting to notice a pattern for Himuro's bickering mechanisms.

you call that...bickering? Okay!

[thisismyusername]

Fucking GAF, banned me for 3 months just for saying in the "angry woman blogger thread" that she should learn her place.  I thought Dragona retired.

She did.  Turns out, she wasn't the reason that stuff like that was bannable, and you guys were just blaming her because she was the nearest available woman.

Y'all really need to do something about your obvious misogyny, it's very disturbing to sane people like myself.

Dragona... somewhat sane? Say it isn't so!

Also the majority of GAF will probably never feel the touch of a woman, so don't worry about their misogyny.

gaf is slow for me now. And post history isn't working.

nothing is better, life is bad. :suicide

"Post History" is probably tied to "search, which is down for 1-2 days( )" right now.

But what are you talking about? Page refreshes pretty quickly and the new edit post bit is nice.

Also Chickdigger is making threads again, at least this one isn't as shitty as some of his others.

[brob]

idk. shit's loading slow for me and I get 503s and whatnot here and there. not a big enough decrease in speed for me to bother looking into it, I just wanted to whine a little.

[drew]

all this update did for me was take away my inalienable right to search as a guest, thus ensuring that i'll just have to register another alt sometime within the future

[thisismyusername]

idk. shit's loading slow for me and I get 503s and whatnot here and there. not a big enough decrease in speed for me to bother looking into it, I just wanted to whine a little.

Oh, I see what you're talking about now. The actual loading of the pages/new stuff, yeah. That's a bit hit and miss. It loads quick sometimes but then it drags on trying to find the latest "last read" for me.

Also  he turned the avatars off apparently. Possibly permanently. 

[Great Rumbler]

all this update did for me was take away my inalienable right to search as a guest, thus ensuring that i'll just have to register another alt sometime within the future

There's actually no search function at all.

[fomalhaut]

i just thought i'd make clear that i think Manos the Hands of Fate is one of the stupidest motherfucking people on the internet.  he's really consistent with his character, but he lacks subtelty like Shanadeus

his hard on for police brutality honestly makes him one of the only people on the internet who i would personally beat the ever loving shit out of in real life

[ZephyrFate]

Being unbanned on GAF has lost so much of its appeal. :/

[fomalhaut]

yeah i truly, truly don't get it.

like it's a cartoon character of a guy who seems to get hard from his act.

his retorts are LITERALLY inverse word order of what people have said.  Instead of expounding, it's the equivalent of NOT'UH

"actually no, x is y"

"yes, y is x"

and then shit like literally fucking lying hardcore, and me calling him out multiple times for it, just pisses me off.    He literally pretended it wasn't there.

he had said something like "i wonder if she (a girl who was maced) was friends with the guy who wanted to attack the whitehouse" which in my opinion should be bannable or at least assbeatable as it's nothing but inflammatory worthless bullshit, then i quote him on that, and he literally said i was lying about what he said as the subsequent post quotes were right there

the guy is either the master troll, or the master idiot

[Broseidon]

Glad I'm not the only one who thinks Manos is one of the worst.

[fomalhaut]

it's one of those things like, dude if this was real life, you'd get your ass beat. you don't talk like that or act like that among human beings.  i may be taking the internet way too srs, but it's just that type of mentality i hate in real life and it showing itself on the internet just drives me insane.  your a fucking coward with no sense of integrity or intelligence, so you just spout bullshit on the internet to fill some psychological gap in your brain.

[Mandark]

Fucking GAF, banned me for 3 months just for saying in the "angry woman blogger thread" that she should learn her place.  I thought Dragona retired.

She did.  Turns out, she wasn't the reason that stuff like that was bannable, and you guys were just blaming her because she was the nearest available woman.

Y'all really need to do something about your obvious misogyny, it's very disturbing to sane people like myself.

Oscar with the real talk.

[fomalhaut]

So what you're telling me is that Manos is an asshole but too much of a pussy to be one in real life? Yep lots of those on the internet.

yup. that's my issue, everything i say on the internet or to people i've said or would say in real life.   i'm just not a dick so i'm not too worried about the consequences

[Boogie]

Is Manos Hans?  Since his user name is "Manos: the Hans of Fate"....

I used to think he was all right, but he's definitely gone full distinguished mentally-challenged fellow over the past few months.

[Barry Egan]

If it is the same Hans I'm thinking of, than he has definitely never been alright.

[thisismyusername]

Is Manos Hans?  Since his user name is "Manos: the Hans of Fate"....

I used to think he was all right, but he's definitely gone full distinguished mentally-challenged fellow over the past few months.

Yes, and funny enough his decent into full-distinguished mentally-challenged fellow happened when he got a gun. I know most gun owners aren't total nutters, I know. Just saying.

[Boogie]

If it is the same Hans I'm thinking of, than he has definitely never been alright.

I know he's never been all right.  Which is why, if it's him, it's surprising he actually did a decent job of hiding his nuttery for a while.

edit:  Sorry, I meant that I initially viewed "Manos" as being all right.  Not Hans.

[Oblivion]

Glad I'm not the only one who was a bit puzzled at Manos' personality change in the Occupy Wall Street thread.

[Rman]

Is Manos Hans?  Since his user name is "Manos: the Hans of Fate"....

I used to think he was all right, but he's definitely gone full distinguished mentally-challenged fellow over the past few months.

I don't think so.  Manos is a lawyer who lives in Pennsylvania.  Isn't Hans a Californian?

[Boogie]

I don't think so.  Manos is a lawyer who lives in Pennsylvania.  Isn't Hans a Californian?

No lawyer would offer such blanket defense of police use-of-force.  Not one.

[Rman]

I don't think so.  Manos is a lawyer who lives in Pennsylvania.  Isn't Hans a Californian?

No lawyer would offer such blanket defense of police use-of-force.  Not one.

He did sport a Kim Jong-Il avatar for a while. 

[etiolate]

hans and shogun doing some nonsense in that occupy thread

I think shogun just got angry that his profession was questioned, but Hans is just doing his troll thing.

[Broseidon]

What's Shogun's job? Reading their posts makes my eyes hurt.

[Boogie]

hans and shogun doing some nonsense in that occupy thread

I think shogun just got angry that his profession was questioned, but Hans is just doing his troll thing.

*skims last couple pages of thread*

I dunno, dude, it seems to me like shogun is just getting annoyed at the idiots who say "Pepper spraying the college kids? Definitely overboard and could have easily been dispersed via another method."

That last sentence would also make me rage about people not knowing what the fuck they're talking about.

If the police are ordered to make a crowd disperse, there's no pretty way to do it, and I also can't stand the people who say "there's easily better ways to do it".

[Boogie]

What's Shogun's job? Reading their posts makes my eyes hurt.

sounds like ex-military.  Not sure if that means ex-MP or not.

[Rman]

What's Shogun's job? Reading their posts makes my eyes hurt.

He's gonna become a cop.  But he's in the Army now I believe.

[Narag]

What's Shogun's job? Reading their posts makes my eyes hurt.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=422146

[etiolate]

hans and shogun doing some nonsense in that occupy thread

I think shogun just got angry that his profession was questioned, but Hans is just doing his troll thing.

*skims last couple pages of thread*

I dunno, dude, it seems to me like shogun is just getting annoyed at the idiots who say "Pepper spraying the college kids? Definitely overboard and could have easily been dispersed via another method."

That last sentence would also make me rage about people not knowing what the fuck they're talking about.

If the police are ordered to make a crowd disperse, there's no pretty way to do it, and I also can't stand the people who say "there's easily better ways to do it".

I'm mostly speaking of shogun misinterpreting the other side. As someone who often has to repeat the same point over and over until others look at the words instead of trying to judge the sentiment, I know shogun's responses can be real annoying.

[Shaka Khan]

Fucking GAF, banned me for 3 months just for saying in the "angry woman blogger thread" that she should learn her place.  I thought Dragona retired.

She did.  Turns out, she wasn't the reason that stuff like that was bannable, and you guys were just blaming her because she was the nearest available woman.

Y'all really need to do something about your obvious misogyny, it's very disturbing to sane people like myself.

It was prudish Opiate all along, wasn't it.

[Shaka Khan]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=32806073&postcount=2279

It was only a matter of time, but still

Thank god for mobile Adblock.

[demi]

lol, evilore's gonna take ckohler's work and get paid for it. then ban ckohler and think nothing of it.

[pilonv1]

Mobile app for a forum that's not tapatalk? worthless

[Shaka Khan]

lol, evilore's gonna take ckohler's work and get paid for it. then ban ckohler and think nothing of it.

Yup, but in EL's mind, ckohler's "work" was stealing traffic. So he's just getting back what was once his.

[demi]

Why yes, I do in fact want it to die. Thanks for asking

[pilonv1]

Pretty shrewd by evilore, promote an ad version and gauge interest in people willing to pay

"Were doing an app with ads"

"eww ads, no thanks I'd rather pay"

"awesome, $5 app it is"

[magus]

Why yes, I do in fact want it to die. Thanks for asking

but then all the raging sonytard and ntard would probably end up here,do you really want that demi? :'(

[Himu]

just make gaf a pay site aalready

[brob]

I'm mostly speaking of shogun misinterpreting the other side. As someone who often has to repeat the same point over and over until others look at the words instead of trying to judge the sentiment, I know shogun's responses can be real annoying.

My only run-ins with shogun have been game-side, but the dude isn't particularly good at reading what people are writing and understanding it. Maybe he skims posts and assumes the rest, idk. He commonly comes off as a moron. in the classical sense.

[MCD]

Where is my Windows Phone Evilbore app.

I want to donate so bad.

[thisismyusername]

Killzone Avatar with Killzone username makes a "Year of the PS3" post

Hmm....

[Joe Molotov]

just make gaf a pay site aalready

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=32806568&postcount=2296

He's fundamentally opposed to making GAF a paysite. He just wants to gently rape you to death with ads and Kotaku sponsored OTs.

[brob]

fundamentalism

[MCD]

It's gonna be free till Neogaf +

[brob]

While on the subject of paying for forum access... Something Awful still hasn't replied to my help email. Is there any other way of contact I can take?

[Vertigo]

I don't think so.  Manos is a lawyer who lives in Pennsylvania.  Isn't Hans a Californian?

No lawyer would offer such blanket defense of police use-of-force.  Not one.

I always thought that Manos was a paid member of Israels “Internet warfare” squad as i always saw him in those threads defending anything and i mean anything the Israeli military or government were doing.

His act in the OWS thread is tedious, i don't know why people even try to debate him now. His hatred of anything OWS and his hard on for anything that results in crackdowns and pepper sprayings are darkly hilarious. I mean look at the top 4 posters on that thread. Try and guess who's on top.

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Manos: The Hans of Fate   725
Karma Kramer   326
empty vessel   261
Alpha-Bromega   211
kame-sennin   207

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I seriously don't know where he finds the time to post that much in there.

[Himu]

While on the subject of paying for forum access... Something Awful still hasn't replied to my help email. Is there any other way of contact I can take?

Buy a cheap disposable credit card, but like 15 dollars on it. Use the card.

[Momo]

lol, evilore's gonna take ckohler's work and get paid for it. then ban ckohler and think nothing of it.

I never realized how much douchebaggery was afloat in the staff circles at GAF

[Momo]

FYI everyone in that thread is full of shit.

[Broseidon]

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Manos: The Hans of Fate   725
Karma Kramer   326
empty vessel   261
Alpha-Bromega   211
kame-sennin   207

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I seriously don't know where he finds the time to post that much in there.

And that was after I got him to say he wont post about the subject anymore in the previous OWS thread, where he had 3 times as many posts as the next highest person.

[thisismyusername]

FYI everyone in that thread is full of shit.

  Straight for the throat. I love this new Momo. And yeah, Evilore is full of shit, there is no need for a "mobile access" forum-ability app, given there is mobile and printer-friendly versions of forums in the goddamn software for nearly every forum since the 90's. There really is no excuse for not turning it on other than Evilore wants the money and can't add ads to the m.neogaf.com software ability.

  $199 for it Yeah, no way Evilore is going to pay that much. He's that much of a tight-ass despite the fact he only needs someone to reskin it, put it on the Android and iPhone marketplaces and charge $.50/.99 respectively for it and watch the money roll-in. Hell, vbulletin doesn't give a damn, they say go for it right on the main page. Evilore is crazy to not take advantage of that and see how many suckers he can get to buy an iPhone friendly version of the forums and make his investment back and probably then some.

[fomalhaut]

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Manos: The Hans of Fate   725
Karma Kramer   326
empty vessel   261
Alpha-Bromega   211
kame-sennin   207

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I seriously don't know where he finds the time to post that much in there.

just so you know, i'm Alpha Bromega.  it's fucking sad that you have to add the top 3 posters to supercede his own.  He's got to be a joke character though, got to be

edit: got stuck inside the matrix of quotes