The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread

[Purple Filth]

New Docpan thread omg.

I get as much entertainment from his threads as like a one-hour ep of the finest TV show.

(IIRC) is he roid raging again

[Tasty]

New Docpan thread omg.

I get as much entertainment from his threads as like a one-hour ep of the finest TV show.

(IIRC) is he roid raging again

I think at this point his blood is 90% steroids.

[ToxicAdam]

What's hilarious about that Docpan thread is he is exactly the kind of guy I knew that would join the military.

[Tasty]

What's hilarious about that Docpan thread is he is exactly the kind of guy I knew that would join the military.

Yeah.

Edit- Oh snap I'm a senior member. How do I do custom?

[Momo]

There is a custom title field under forum profile

[Shadow Mod]

What's hilarious about that Docpan thread is he is exactly the kind of guy I knew that would join the military.

Yeah.

Edit- Oh snap I'm a senior member. How do I do custom?

Stop talking about nintendo.

[Verdigris Murder]

Teehee

[Verdigris Murder]

Also is becoming a senior like a totally arbitrary thing?  I'd quite like the option to put something erudite and pithy underneath my name.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Also is becoming a senior like a totally arbitrary thing?  I'd quite like the option to put something erudite and pithy underneath my name.

You need to make over 2000 posts.

[Verdigris Murder]

Man, that's a lot of words. Maybe I could copy and paste the bible in a religious thread?

But I could subtly alter Jesus into a homosexual, and his dicksicles.

[Diunx]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=472071

This world is a scary and fucked up place...

[Momo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=472071

This world is a scary and fucked up place...

Pop into the bore anime thread, there's not a lot of shenanigans here

[Great Rumbler]

I struggle to understand how that Upotte! warrant separate threads. But I guess if it means those shows don't get discusses in the main thread, then I don't have any complaints.

[tiesto]

You have been banned for the following reason:
Admitting to piracy http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=37330173&postcount=1312

Date the ban will be lifted: 05-10-2012, 11:00 PM

One of the mods has no fucking reading comprehension, goddamn

Oh apparently you can rip discs but not sell them? I've never seen anyone have a problem with that before, come on. I've owned all these games for years, jeeze.

Here, have a kick in the nuts.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=471971

Your first mistake was not being a 92 year old Jewish guy. You should have said you were sending you wii games to the troops.

Nice to hear a news story for once that doesn't make me ashamed to live on Long Island.

[Oblivion]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=37401215&postcount=98

Yup, validating my original impression, attention whore confirmed.

[Shaka Khan]

What's going on? Who's this Leeness person?

[Oblivion]

What's going on? Who's this Leeness person?

Claims that she "never" had anyone ask her out or hit on her.

[Shaka Khan]

Oh, I remember that photo. She's the one EL suavely hit on asked out. Yeah, I don't like her, or anyone taking advantage of others' disabilities for that matter. Incredibly insecure as she is.

[Oblivion]

I wanna say something insulting about the two new pics she posted, but I don't know if I wanna be that mean.

[Shaka Khan]

I think it would be uncalled for. You're much better than this, love.

[Oblivion]

Shaka

[Joe Molotov]

She's complaining about having small boobs? They look fine to me.

[parallax]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=37401215&postcount=98

Yup, validating my original impression, attention whore confirmed.

what the hell? this is the chick that hadnt been hit on before, right?

[Oblivion]

She's complaining about having small boobs? They look fine to me.

No, she's complaining that she has big boobs despite not being from Russia. (that thread's about Russian women being more buxom than those from other countries)

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I wanna say something insulting about the two new pics she posted, but I don't know if I wanna be that mean.

Post some links

[Oblivion]

I wanna say something insulting about the two new pics she posted, but I don't know if I wanna be that mean.

Post some links

Here ya go:

http://neogaf.net/forum/showpost.php?p=37413179&postcount=2712

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Thanks.

If you search for her forum name, you should find a few more.  I posted them here but edited them out.

I guess if you really want to see more, just search for her name on Google.  Then you should find a link to her blog that has her real name.  Then search for her real name and you should find plenty of pictures and information.  I found her Disney obsession (in spite of being in her 20s) kind of sad so I felt guilty and edited the information out.

...that is if you care.

Edit:



I remember this dude being on the Christmas foreveralone chat with Koshiba.  He always had some dumb look on his face and I guess the trend continues.

[Huff]

Anyone actually surprised shes not attractive? She's never been asked out for a reason

[parallax]

Anyone actually surprised shes not attractive? She's never been asked out for a reason

i know thirsty dudes that will try to hit up chicks for their funbags alone. i really find it hard to believe that it hasnt happened

[Huff]

Gotta be where the drunk dudes are to get hit on.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

God damn, does this guy ever not have a douchey looking expression on his face?

[Oblivion]

edit: nm

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

check your PMs, bruh.

[Timber]

Damn it, guys.

[Joe Molotov]

She's complaining about having small boobs? They look fine to me.

No, she's complaining that she has big boobs despite not being from Russia. (that thread's about Russian women being more buxom than those from other countries)

Ah okay, I misread it, I thought she was saying she wishes she was from Russia so she'd have big titties.

[Takao]

This reminds me of this one time on the chatroom for this other forum I used to frequent were sharing pictures of some girl who posted pics of herself in a bikini 2 years earlier. She posted it in public, and obviously wanted the attention but I still found it creepy they dug up those old posts.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

This is the internet.  Assume everything is public.

Also, it is pretty clear that Leeness was attention whoring but if you're a girl in need of some quick validation, the GAF Virgin Squad is probably an easy way to get it.

[Lan]

lol who cares if she wants to flash her boobs or talk about her boobs?

Women have boobs but they are never allowed to talk about what they have, yet guys post all day about their dicks.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

lol who cares if she wants to flash her boobs or talk about her boobs?

I care...I care greatly!

Edit: I saw your edit and I think you are misguided.  A dude who talks about how big his schlong is when it isn't posted in a joking context will probably get or an equivalent as a response.  Most people assume he's lying and even if it is true, nobody gives a shit.  Now if Leeness wants to get out her tits to prove herself, then she can go right ahead.

[Lan]

lol who cares if she wants to flash her boobs or talk about her boobs?

I care...I care greatly!

I'm talking about the one crying "attention whore".

edit: you are actually one of the ones calling "attention whore". lol

[Tasty]

yet guys post all day about their dicks.

We do? Last dick thread I read was Wrath's hairy member topic.

[Lan]

yet guys post all day about their dicks.

We do? Last dick thread I read was Wrath's hairy member topic.

Not surprising you prolly use your Wii more. (jokes) 

[Shaka Khan]

Hey, I talk about other people's dicks, but not mine.

[Tasty]

What's there to talk about? A dick is a dick.

yet guys post all day about their dicks.

We do? Last dick thread I read was Wrath's hairy member topic.

Clean shaven now boyo

Your decision or hers?

[Shaka Khan]

I can't stand it when people call girls "chicks." It's so demeaning to my gender.

[Himu]

I can't stand it when people call girls "chicks." It's so demeaning to my gender.

yeah, chicks are representative of youth and beauty, you're far too old far that obaasan

[Tasty]

Mine, haven't been with that chick in like 3 or 4 years dude.

Seems like a strange decision to do on your own then.

I can't stand it when people call girls "chicks." It's so demeaning to my gender.

yeah, chicks are representative of youth and beauty, you're far too old far that obaasan

[Tasty]

I dunno. Societally-brainwashed standards of masculanism I think.

[blame space]

I assume we're all donghanded in here

[Momo]

you guys

[Verdigris Murder]

I assume we're all donghanded in here

Is that slang for gay? I'm not, but aesthetically I prefer tits, ass, lips and hips. The vagina is fantastic when I'm in there, but to look at it a bit like a mussel, but unlike a mussel, it doesn't taste delicious.
I might actually try and get mussels for supper!

[Momo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=37423591&postcount=41

[tiesto]

Anyone actually surprised shes not attractive? She's never been asked out for a reason

I don't think she's bad looking at all, but I'm at the stage where long-term single-ness is starting to make me slightly crazy.

[Broseidon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=472243

 

Dat first reply 

Also, stop raggin' on AcridMeat - he's a cool dude.

[Tasty]

Billy.

[Broseidon]

That Valnen prat has been popping up on my Spergdar more and more the last couple of weeks.

Ruining so many threads lately.

[Shuri]

That leeeness whatever chick looks like she needs to wash her hair PRONTO. Holy crap. Even her skin is wtf.

Basic hygiene plz

[Huff]

Anyone actually surprised shes not attractive? She's never been asked out for a reason

I don't think she's bad looking at all, but I'm at the stage where long-term single-ness is starting to make me slightly crazy.

Shes like a 4 tops based on her other photos

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

To get all anecdotal and shit, there are quite a few socially awkward girls out there.

Being an engineering major, there was no shortage of them when I was in school.  You'd think the socially awkward girls and the socially awkward boys would hook up but there's no way in hell that would happen.  You could tell who they were because they only had three items of discussion: their classes, what internships they were going to get, and what kind of jobs they were going to get.  Most of them didn't have a sense of humor or they'd just repeat 4chan memes ad nauseum.  I remember one girl before my fluid mechanics class just repeating the i can haz cheezburger memes with her porcine friends giggling like it was the funniest thing they ever heard of.

I think most guys don't think there are socially awkward girls out there because we don't pay much attention to them or assume that in spite of their awkwardness, that they have a smorgasbord of male options.  Hell, if EviLore wasn't trying to score with her groupie-style, I doubt I would have even paid attention to her.  I guess that is my problem.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

is there anymore than the 3 pics of leeneess and if so can someone pm me i think i have a new koshiba