Author Topic: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread (Read 5969108 times)

Momo · « **Reply #21060 on:** May 12, 2012, 07:56:17 AM »

My mom is a terrible driver that plays chicken with people at intersections.

Lan · « **Reply #21061 on:** May 12, 2012, 10:30:08 AM »

my mom mistakes the sidewalk as the road.

blame space · « **Reply #21062 on:** May 12, 2012, 11:03:31 AM »

my mom is a very nice lady

Himu · « **Reply #21063 on:** May 12, 2012, 11:04:53 AM »

to fuck, yea, she is

she loves slobbering on my bronze knob

blame space · « **Reply #21064 on:** May 12, 2012, 11:05:45 AM »

no she doesn't my mom is a catholic

Himu · « **Reply #21065 on:** May 12, 2012, 11:09:42 AM »

all the more reason

blame space · « **Reply #21066 on:** May 12, 2012, 11:39:18 AM »

my mom thinks you're a sinner and you're going to hell

Himu · « **Reply #21067 on:** May 12, 2012, 12:03:32 PM »

that's what she said while we had sex

"You can do THAT position? Oh my, you're going to hell. Do it again!"

blame space · « **Reply #21068 on:** May 12, 2012, 12:12:08 PM »

stringer bell you aren't clever or funny just stop it.

blame space · « **Reply #21069 on:** May 12, 2012, 01:16:47 PM »

Barry Egan · « **Reply #21070 on:** May 12, 2012, 02:16:04 PM »

Himu's the Game Boy player in this analogy right? Are you saying your mothers fat?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #21071 on:** May 12, 2012, 02:17:43 PM »

My dad drives too fast imo. I'm accused of driving like an old lady but eh, I prefer to say I drive methodically. Lots of attention to what others are doing, I don't speed up to catch lights, etc

Momo · « **Reply #21072 on:** May 12, 2012, 02:43:34 PM »

The gamecube has two shocked faces and the gba player has long face

blame space · « **Reply #21073 on:** May 12, 2012, 02:45:08 PM »

can someone post this in that sports thread because it makes me so happy and i want others to experience happiness, too.

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #21074 on:** May 12, 2012, 03:43:13 PM »

Is that Netball?

What the consensus on Hand Egg guys? And Americans too.

blame space · « **Reply #21075 on:** May 12, 2012, 04:06:31 PM »

also can someone post this in the kickstarter thread

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/legupmgmt/deacon-animal-collective-at-the-festival-in-the

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #21076 on:** May 12, 2012, 04:13:25 PM »

Wow. So he's basically getting baked.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #21077 on:** May 12, 2012, 04:29:32 PM »

Haha banned.

parallax · « **Reply #21078 on:** May 12, 2012, 04:39:08 PM »

what was it that did you in?

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #21079 on:** May 12, 2012, 04:40:34 PM »

for being a woman.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #21080 on:** May 12, 2012, 04:42:51 PM »

Quote from: parallax on May 12, 2012, 04:39:08 PM

what was it that did you in?

That rape thread and being tired of terrible fucking analogies that insult victims.

Momo · « **Reply #21081 on:** May 12, 2012, 04:47:04 PM »

There is a rape thread?

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #21082 on:** May 12, 2012, 04:49:32 PM »

Quote from: Momo on May 12, 2012, 04:47:04 PM

There is a rape thread?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=37807580&postcount=544

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #21083 on:** May 12, 2012, 04:59:48 PM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on May 12, 2012, 04:49:32 PM

Quote from: Momo on May 12, 2012, 04:47:04 PM
There is a rape thread?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=37807580&postcount=544

It's a nicer place here cowbell. I didn't mean nasty things about Timdog, but his words make him seem like a douche.

Anyway.welco,e.

Lerkaboi · « **Reply #21084 on:** May 12, 2012, 05:33:57 PM »

How long are you banned for?

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #21085 on:** May 12, 2012, 06:01:46 PM »

Quote from: Lerkaboi on May 12, 2012, 05:33:57 PM

How long are you banned for?

A month.

blame space · « **Reply #21086 on:** May 12, 2012, 06:10:28 PM »

how come so many people are viewing off-topic

Lerkaboi · « **Reply #21087 on:** May 12, 2012, 06:18:31 PM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on May 12, 2012, 06:01:46 PM

Quote from: Lerkaboi on May 12, 2012, 05:33:57 PM
How long are you banned for?

A month.

Ah, okay.

I'm not gonna lie, I am fucking ecstatic about your banning.

I think I should frame this:

or some shit because every time I look at it it brings a huge smile to my face.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #21088 on:** May 12, 2012, 06:21:28 PM »

Quote from: Lerkaboi on May 12, 2012, 06:18:31 PM

Ah, okay.

I'm not gonna lie, I am fucking ecstatic about your banning.

I think I should frame this: (Image removed from quote.) or some shit because every time I look at it it brings a huge smile to my face.

So you're a butthurt assbag?

Broseidon · « **Reply #21089 on:** May 12, 2012, 06:32:25 PM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on May 12, 2012, 06:21:28 PM

Quote from: Lerkaboi on May 12, 2012, 06:18:31 PM
Ah, okay.

I'm not gonna lie, I am fucking ecstatic about your banning.

I think I should frame this: (Image removed from quote.) or some shit because every time I look at it it brings a huge smile to my face.

So you're a butthurt assbag?

You mustn't be familiar with his posting history here. When I saw he posted I was actually waiting for him to say something superlatively salty.

So aaaaangry all the time. And by all the time I mean the very rare visits we have where he pops up to say something like this or, in some cases, with even more butthurt anger.

:santocry

Lan · « **Reply #21090 on:** May 12, 2012, 06:34:44 PM »

Open Question:

Why do you like gaf so much? Do you think you can go without gaf if it shut down? Why does a site like gaf give meaning to your life?

Cascade · « **Reply #21091 on:** May 12, 2012, 06:39:03 PM »

Quote from: Lan on May 12, 2012, 06:34:44 PM

Open Question:

Why do you like gaf so much? Do you think you can go without gaf if it shut down? Why does a site like gaf give meaning to your life?

Who are you talking to?

Lerkaboi · « **Reply #21092 on:** May 12, 2012, 06:40:59 PM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on May 12, 2012, 06:21:28 PM

Quote from: Lerkaboi on May 12, 2012, 06:18:31 PM
Ah, okay.

I'm not gonna lie, I am fucking ecstatic about your banning.

I think I should frame this: (Image removed from quote.) or some shit because every time I look at it it brings a huge smile to my face.

So you're a butthurt assbag?

I hope you spend this one month off of GAF learning how not to be a pestilent, loathful assfuck.

Lan · « **Reply #21093 on:** May 12, 2012, 06:42:08 PM »

Quote from: Cascade on May 12, 2012, 06:39:03 PM

Quote from: Lan on May 12, 2012, 06:34:44 PM
Open Question:

Why do you like gaf so much? Do you think you can go without gaf if it shut down? Why does a site like gaf give meaning to your life?
Who are you talking to?

Its an question(s) for anyone to answer, hence it being "open".

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #21094 on:** May 12, 2012, 06:43:52 PM »

Quote from: Lerkaboi on May 12, 2012, 06:40:59 PM

I hope you spend this one month off of GAF learning how not to be a pestilent, loathful assfuck.

So which person are you that fucked up and got banned when arguing with me?

Cascade · « **Reply #21095 on:** May 12, 2012, 06:48:08 PM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on May 12, 2012, 06:43:52 PM

Quote from: Lerkaboi on May 12, 2012, 06:40:59 PM
I hope you spend this one month off of GAF learning how not to be a pestilent, loathful assfuck.

So which person are you that fucked up and got banned when arguing with me?

Go through his post history, you're not the only person he hates.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #21096 on:** May 12, 2012, 06:51:59 PM »

Quote from: Cascade on May 12, 2012, 06:48:08 PM

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on May 12, 2012, 06:43:52 PM
Quote from: Lerkaboi on May 12, 2012, 06:40:59 PM
I hope you spend this one month off of GAF learning how not to be a pestilent, loathful assfuck.

So which person are you that fucked up and got banned when arguing with me?
Go through his post history, you're not the only person he hates.

Oh he sure is mad.

Broseidon · « **Reply #21097 on:** May 12, 2012, 06:56:51 PM »

Told ya.

Lan · « **Reply #21098 on:** May 12, 2012, 07:02:36 PM »

LOL I just looked at the post history. I wonder who he is on gaf.

Vizzys · « **Reply #21099 on:** May 12, 2012, 07:08:54 PM »

go outside and live a little devo ~

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #21100 on:** May 12, 2012, 07:10:53 PM »

Quote from: Viz on May 12, 2012, 07:08:54 PM

go outside and live a little devo ~

I did earlier. Right now I'm eating chocolate and watching these hilarious crossfit fail youtubes.

parallax · « **Reply #21101 on:** May 12, 2012, 07:26:21 PM »

Quote from: Lan on May 12, 2012, 07:02:36 PM

LOL I just looked at the post history. I wonder who he is on gaf.

That is indeed one bitter individual.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #21102 on:** May 12, 2012, 08:17:22 PM »

Quote from: Lan on May 12, 2012, 06:34:44 PM

Open Question:

Why do you like gaf so much? Do you think you can go without gaf if it shut down? Why does a site like gaf give meaning to your life?

it means nothing

stay here instead

blame space · « **Reply #21103 on:** May 12, 2012, 08:39:49 PM »

no it definitely means something

BitsKibbles · « **Reply #21104 on:** May 12, 2012, 09:03:24 PM »

Quote from: Viz on May 12, 2012, 07:08:54 PM

go outside and live a little devo ~

Outside is overrated.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #21105 on:** May 12, 2012, 09:32:46 PM »

Quote from: Lan on May 12, 2012, 06:34:44 PM

Open Question:

Why do you like gaf so much? Do you think you can go without gaf if it shut down? Why does a site like gaf give meaning to your life?

Back when I was on GAF, I liked it because it was a great news aggregate site: if it was remotely relevant, someone made a thread about it on GAF.

Then sometime around 2007, something went very wrong and the site started turning into shit, first the gaming side but things weren't looking too rosy on the OT either. Less legitimate discussion, moar shills, moar console warrior apologists, moar zany personalities desperately seeking validation, moar stupid Gaborn news (which he ripped off fark.com; don't think people didn't know, loser), and moar bullshit to wade through.

Then about a couple of years later, the OT went to shit, stupid fark.com stories were replaced with I Wish I Didn't Know type stories (http://iwidk.com/) and then everyone got extremely hypersensitive. All the while, discussion tailed off to nothing, and gaming side was a festering shithole.

blame space · « **Reply #21106 on:** May 12, 2012, 09:40:12 PM »

moar huh

blame space · « **Reply #21107 on:** May 12, 2012, 09:47:56 PM »

Eggman · « **Reply #21108 on:** May 12, 2012, 10:41:08 PM »

Would you guys ever go out with someone that opposed NeoGAF?

Eggman · « **Reply #21109 on:** May 12, 2012, 10:44:17 PM »

I wish I could inject NEOGAF IN MY VEINS.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #21110 on:** May 12, 2012, 10:45:05 PM »

I like Louis CK as well.

Eggman · « **Reply #21111 on:** May 12, 2012, 10:46:36 PM »

BUT DO U LIKE NEOGAF?

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #21112 on:** May 12, 2012, 10:49:33 PM »

it's ok.

blame space · « **Reply #21113 on:** May 12, 2012, 10:53:55 PM »

let's get to the bottom of this

blame space · « **Reply #21114 on:** May 12, 2012, 10:54:30 PM »

if u like video games.. u need to be a member of neogaf.com

Eggman · « **Reply #21115 on:** May 12, 2012, 10:58:46 PM »

WHERE WERE YOU GUYS WHEN YOU GOT YOUR NEOGAF ACCEPTANCE EMAIL?

Huff · « **Reply #21116 on:** May 12, 2012, 11:00:58 PM »

more characters is just what the bore needed

blame space · « **Reply #21117 on:** May 12, 2012, 11:04:09 PM »

how are you any less of a character

blame space · « **Reply #21118 on:** May 12, 2012, 11:04:57 PM »

"Huff"

if that is your real name

Eggman · « **Reply #21119 on:** May 12, 2012, 11:06:46 PM »

I'm not a character, characters are usually not annoying.

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Author Topic: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread (Read 5969108 times)