The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread

[Shadow Mod]

I'll never understand being attracted to fucking cartoon characters.

Last time I bothered looking up hentai it was either rape or incest or both. No thanks.

[Broseidon]

holy shit that music link i am literally fucking dying phone for help

[Sausage]

I feel so bad for bad music guy and his brother. They were actually really pumped about releasing that garbage.

[Joe Molotov]

I feel so bad for bad music guy and his brother. They were actually really pumped about releasing that garbage.

When the vocals kick in...wow, I'm just glad I wasn't drinking anything.

[Momo]

I'll never understand being attracted to fucking cartoon characters.

Not all attraction is sexual, I would consider myself being attracted to all my friends as well, because I like being in their company yaknow?

I don't know what the term is, but how the heck is GiTS moe?

I explained it if you use your fat digits to scroll up. I'm not going to enable your laziness

[Momo]

I would most definitely fuck that second toaster, Momo.

strangely enough, Holon is actually a sexbot that became much more. Google real drive the chars are definitely very played up sexually (plus all the girls are plump) (plus there is a grandpa that is in love with a 17 year old lol)

NSFW (kinda)
http://dist.loveshrine.com/data/media/18/_Real_Drive.jpg

Whereas Motoko only once becomes involved in a sexualized situation 

[benjipwns]

When the vocals kick in...wow, I'm just glad I wasn't drinking anything.

It's incredible.

They need to put this over the end credits of the Next Saints Row.

[Rahxephon91]

Yes I get what you said and it's cool and all that your trying to fight ignorance and show the truth about this ill-defined slang term, but lets cut the crap. We all know what most people mean when they use the word moe. And it's not stuff like GitS. Are people using the word incorrectly? I don't know, I don't care, and I'm not going to fight these stupid made up terms anyway. No, I'm just going to go by what wikipedia tells me and it tells me that moe is mostly shit dealing with overly cute girls and bringing out feelings of protecting their innocence and what not.

[Momo]

Well fine, it's your choice if you want to interpret the word that way, I don't care enough to explain this beyond one or two times and this is the second time I'm explaining it on the bore in this very thread. Just bear in mind im spiteful and when I detect the slightest hint of "I can annoy you fuckers by being willfully ignorant" I will and I will be smug about it.

[Pringo]

WEEABOO BRAWL

Didn't this forum at one point have a smiley that said weeaboo fight and there was like a pickle or something doing boxing moves? This post made me go look for it and now I'm not sure if I'm just going crazy or not cause it doesn't seem to exist.

Edit: Found it. It was a geoduck.

[Rahxephon91]

i... wouldn't waste a lot of time on the discussion with rahx.  he's kind of fucked up when it comes to discussions of sexuality.

Fair enough, but I don't know what that has to do with what I'm saying.

I'm "arguing" about the word and to be more specific,  how western fandom uses it. Is what I said not what most people associate with moe? I've never even heard someone try and say that someone really digging the cyborg thing is thus seeing GiTS as moe.  People claiming your average cute girl show as moe? That is an everyday thing.

[benjipwns]

The Valve workplace threads are always amusing. Some of the people on GAF get massively freaked out or incredibly upset just by the idea of a flexible or dynamic hierarchy.

And it's always fun to go over each and every Valve published product to decide who really created it.

Anyway, http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=48307540&postcount=55

Susan, you ate one of my chicken legs.
Gabe, I was hungry! You have a whole bucket, what is one leg?
*Gabes eyes narrow down and he taps his greasy finger away on his iPad composing a mass emailing*
You are done here, Susan.

[Purple Filth]

i see you complaining about Metal Story stories and now i see this? 

[archie4208]

The Valve workplace threads are always amusing. Some of the people on GAF get massively freaked out or incredibly upset just by the idea of a flexible or dynamic hierarchy.

And it's always fun to go over each and every Valve published product to decide who really created it.

Anyway, http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=48307540&postcount=55

Susan, you ate one of my chicken legs.
Gabe, I was hungry! You have a whole bucket, what is one leg?
*Gabes eyes narrow down and he taps his greasy finger away on his iPad composing a mass emailing*
You are done here, Susan.

OP seems like a pretty cool guy. 

[treythemovie]

I'll never understand being attracted to fucking cartoon characters.

from a psychological point of view, it's pretty easy to understand.  it's actually more strange (scientifically) if you aren't aroused at all by anything other than flesh and blood.

Huh, I've never been attracted to videogame models either. Guess I am strange.

What about those more artistic pin-up girls that soldiers spent their time jerking off to during the 1940s?

[tiesto]

I fucking LOVE pin-up models... The Rebel Pin-up Page on FB: http://www.facebook.com/pinup?fref=ts

[Don Flamenco]

The Valve workplace threads are always amusing. Some of the people on GAF get massively freaked out or incredibly upset just by the idea of a flexible or dynamic hierarchy.

And it's always fun to go over each and every Valve published product to decide who really created it.

Anyway, http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=48307540&postcount=55

Susan, you ate one of my chicken legs.
Gabe, I was hungry! You have a whole bucket, what is one leg?
*Gabes eyes narrow down and he taps his greasy finger away on his iPad composing a mass emailing*
You are done here, Susan.

@ the post he was responding to:

If the firing is really done by the community, valve headquarters would turn into a survivor atmosphere if fortunes turned and the company had to slim down. Tribes and alliances would form so quickly.

OMG somebody notify Valve!  Surely they didn't think of this!   If they just would've consulted neogaf member JohnsonUT first, this all could've been avoided.

[FStop7]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=516176

This thread's going big places.  Bish already bodied one guy for making a bad joke. 

[Himu]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=48364302&postcount=6

Yes.

Durango is not going to have EA third party support at all. It will go alongside the Sega Dreamcast as being the only major console to not have EA support.

You fucking idiot.

Gaf makes me hate fanboys even more than usual now i swear.

[Steve Youngblood]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=48364302&postcount=6

Yes.

Durango is not going to have EA third party support at all. It will go alongside the Sega Dreamcast as being the only major console to not have EA support.

You fucking idiot.

Gaf makes me hate fanboys even more than usual now i swear.

I think that was just supposed to be a lazy joke. I think you're being a little overly defensive with your Xbox fanboyism, here.

[Flannel Boy]

Really? My mom? Be glad that you're not in front of me, instead of being on the internet and saying shit like that.

[Himu]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=48364302&postcount=6

Yes.

Durango is not going to have EA third party support at all. It will go alongside the Sega Dreamcast as being the only major console to not have EA support.

You fucking idiot.

Gaf makes me hate fanboys even more than usual now i swear.

I think that was just supposed to be a lazy joke. I think you're being a little overly defensive with your Xbox fanboyism, here.

Caught red handed.

[Himu]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=516176

This thread's going big places.  Bish already bodied one guy for making a bad joke.

People seriously don't know what blackface is?

Whatever the fuck that congressman did, that wasn't blackface.

HarSon argues it's blackface because blah blah

[Steve Youngblood]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=516176

This thread's going big places.  Bish already bodied one guy for making a bad joke.

People seriously don't know what blackface is?

Whatever the fuck that congressman did, that wasn't blackface.

I think we're ultimately getting into pointless battle of semantics here, but I personally don't necessarily agree that blackface has a very specific set of requirements that requires you to do this:


or it doesn't count. Given that he was just "trying to emulate, you know, maybe some of these basketball players" via that ridiculous wig and getup and not at all going for an authentic, respectful imitation, I don't think it's absurd to think that he was disrespectfully employing a stereotypical portrayal that is close enough to being blackface to not make that term completely erroneous as a description in this instance

[Himu]

Oh, I didn't read the "emulate the basketball players" thing.

Yeesh.

[etiolate]

in that case he looks more like Bill Walton trapped in a house fire

[Shadow Mod]

Fuck I hate this law student from this youtube.



People called the police on him because he's walking around with a gun, everyone should totally be comfortable with this! Cop actually checks up on this guy. Guy lectures him about his rights.

No one is a fucking mind reader you insolent little shit.

[Don Flamenco]

Fuck I hate this law student from this youtube.



People called the police on him because he's walking around with a gun, everyone should totally be comfortable with this! Cop actually checks up on this guy. Guy lectures him about his rights.

No one is a fucking mind reader you insolent little shit.

don't worry, he'll get what's coming to him.  He still thinks the law is the law  

[Steve Contra]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=48369692&postcount=104

#niceguysofneogaf

[Himu]

[Don Flamenco]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=516244&page=2

why do euros always assume we have like one variety of everything in the U.S. and that it's inferior to all european versions of the same thing.  Are the people who post in these threads the euro equivalent of hillbillies or something.

[FStop7]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=516244&page=2

why do euros always assume we have like one variety of everything in the U.S. and that it's inferior to all european versions of the same thing.  Are the people who post in these threads the euro equivalent of hillbillies or something.

It's not a day on GAF without some euro stereotyping or self hating Americans.

[Shadow Mod]

Regular yellow "american" mustard blows for the most part.

[Verdigris Murder]

Guys, I'm pretty sure Steve Youngblood is opiate.

Then again, he might not, as I think Youngblood mentioned having children, and not in a sex-dungeon context either. Anyway, both are similar stylistically.

And I genuinely think Eelore will either get murdered by an enraged banned nutball, sell it for a bucket. Or actually enjoy his abstract empire, and receive sex from hot'ish girls, on a semi-regular basis.

I'd take option no.2 like a bullet.

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=506433&page=22

Well this thread sure turned into some bizarre chat room.

[Steve Youngblood]

Guys, I'm pretty sure Steve Youngblood is opiate.

Then again, he might not, as I think Youngblood mentioned having children, and not in a sex-dungeon context either. Anyway, both are similar stylistically.

And I genuinely think Eelore will either get murdered by an enraged banned nutball, sell it for a bucket. Or actually enjoy his abstract empire, and receive sex from hot'ish girls, on a semi-regular basis.

I'd take option no.2 like a bullet.

You got me. My apologies for permabanning you from GAF.

[Don Flamenco]

Regular yellow "american" mustard blows for the most part.

It has its place (hot dogs + burgers) but it's not like every grocery store doesn't also carry 10 varieties of thick mustard, mustard with horseradish, etc. 

[Inspector Thatcher]

Regular yellow "american" mustard blows for the most part.

It has its place (hot dogs + burgers) but it's not like every grocery store doesn't also carry 10 varieties of thick mustard, mustard with horseradish, etc.

It's true.  Now we just need the ketchup to catch up.  I want me some dijon ketchup.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Curry ketchup is fucking awesome

[Shadow Mod]

Regular yellow "american" mustard blows for the most part.

It has its place (hot dogs + burgers) but it's not like every grocery store doesn't also carry 10 varieties of thick mustard, mustard with horseradish, etc.

It's true.  Now we just need the ketchup to catch up.  I want me some dijon ketchup.

Why isn't Fry Sauce available in more stores.

[Barry Egan]

Regular yellow "american" mustard blows for the most part.

It has its place (hot dogs + burgers) but it's not like every grocery store doesn't also carry 10 varieties of thick mustard, mustard with horseradish, etc.

It's true.  Now we just need the ketchup to catch up.  I want me some dijon ketchup.

Why isn't Fry Sauce available in more stores.

It's labeled under "french dressing"

[StealthFan]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=48384430&postcount=11

More like niggamortis, amirite?

[Don Flamenco]

goddamn, they look like Joliet white trashers too. 

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=48390736&postcount=4

I wish shit like this was instaban.

[StealthFan]

I agree. Being a brony should get an instant ban.

[Shadow Mod]

Posts disappear. Really they should keep them up, ban the asshole and tell people to knock that shit off.

[Broseidon]

What was it?

[Shadow Mod]

What was it?

$200 making some sarcastic post about how if only policeman were armed this wouldn't have happened. And people replying to him. I made a post about how it'd be nice if moderation could actually acknowledge the problem of threads being spammed with snarky shit about "if only they had guns." Since it happens in all kinds of threads involving death or injury. It's like some shit meme that would go away if the mods could instaban idiots who keep doing it.

Given that his post is gone I'm sure it's bound to happen again.

Ugh it did and then more posts were removed.

[Phoenix Dark]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=48390438&postcount=17
 

[Robo]

What was it?

$200 making some sarcastic post about how if only policeman were armed this wouldn't have happened. And people replying to him. I made a post about how it'd be nice if moderation could actually acknowledge the problem of threads being spammed with snarky shit about "if only they had guns." Since it happens in all kinds of threads involving death or injury. It's like some shit meme that would go away if the mods were armed with proper weaponry.

Given that his post is gone I'm sure it's bound to happen again.

Ugh it did and then more posts were removed.

Ya don't say.

[Shadow Mod]

What was it?

$200 making some sarcastic post about how if only policeman were armed this wouldn't have happened. And people replying to him. I made a post about how it'd be nice if moderation could actually acknowledge the problem of threads being spammed with snarky shit about "if only they had guns." Since it happens in all kinds of threads involving death or injury. It's like some shit meme that would go away if the mods were armed with proper weaponry.

Given that his post is gone I'm sure it's bound to happen again.

Ugh it did and then more posts were removed.

Ya don't say.

 

[Shadow Mod]

[recursivelyenumerable]

I don't really mind/care in general, but some like the girls on the Deathsmiles cover have really creepy facial expressions.

[Shadow Mod]

I don't really mind/care in general, but some like the girls on the Deathsmiles cover have really creepy facial expressions.

That's my experience reading the thread and most of those members had no problem what so ever saying "no" to the question.

[Shadow Mod]

Devo, where on earth did you get that image compilation? I hope to Tebow those aren't a collection of avatars from the thread.

The thread. I just decided to compile it.

[Momo]

I see exactly 4 instances of lolis there

[Momo]

5, didnt notice the sorceress sucking her wand

[Shadow Mod]

They're not all lolis obvs. Still doesn't surprise me how most of them don't take issue with it.

[Momo]

There is no "21st century" definition of loli. It is literally a sexualized little girl, and that is what it will always mean. It comes from a damn book about a man who fucks a 12 year old.

Trying to parse this into peoples brains would be like a black man trying to fuck a straw

[Rahxephon91]

Luckily, there are no great games with lolis.

There is no "21st century" definition of loli. It is literally a sexualized little girl, and that is what it will always mean. It comes from a damn book about a man who fucks a 12 year old.

She was pretty hot in the movie so you can't blame him.