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Having a job is one of the reasons why gaming isn't the same anymore but hey, I have my own income now so it is all good.

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I noticed that this Snuggler dude has been riding Drinky's dick almost everywhere these days. Most of the grudges some of his victims hold against him are hilarious. :lol

i always get a chuckle everytime i read someone going

"LOL HE GOT BANNED" :teehee
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=426580

funny how its same excuses popping up but now from the Nfans.

always the same song and dance.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=426570

:rofl :rofl :rofl

This guy needs to shut the fuck up.

love how the thread becomes "politcal correctness" central with Demi's "favourite" mod leading the charge  :lol
« Last Edit: April 06, 2011, 01:14:03 PM by Purple Filth »

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:rofl cigarillo
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I bet 90% of the reason why he said that was because he believed he was going to get universal accolades from GAF.

Assuming he didn't just make it up of course.

GAF people are so thin skinned these days that it is almost self-parodying.

Edit: can't type lol
« Last Edit: April 06, 2011, 03:08:44 PM by The Experiment »
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No doubt his boss will be overjoyed to know he kicked out potentially paying customers to take a stand over the use of the word "gay"!
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=426557

*sigh* :-\

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i have a good life and really appreciate being able to view the world through the prism of experience. i wouldn't want to be a kid again, all clueless and ignorant. i'll leave that exercise to manchildren with underdeveloped and unsatisfying lives, wallowing in their unenlightened futility and desperately hoping for a moment of recalled innocence to temporarily dress the reek of their hopeless futures in lavender and delusion

skepticism and cynicism are the hard-won badges of a life well-experienced. if their razored glitter scars the current experiences of my silly hobby, the better; that gaming can still manage my adult's tolerance and keep me relatively satisfied speaks well for it. i've moved from slavering adoration to the curt nod of respect.

wow drinky would make a good JRPG villain :lol

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I noticed that this Snuggler dude has been riding Drinky's dick almost everywhere these days. Most of the grudges some of his victims hold against him are hilarious.

That is because Drinky knows how to needle thin skinned nerds at their weakest spot: that they are go nowhere social omegas who couldn't get laid if their life depended on it while the prick jocks that made fun of their bitch tits in high school are embarking on great careers.  So they have to delude themselves into a videogame (and/or anime, manga, etc.) fueled haze that gets them through the cold bitch slaps of reality.  Reminds me of the Fatlus comics thread where there were people frothing and raging but could never explain why they were so mad without proving the comics right.
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I've made a new internet rule, if it exists there is fanboys of it that will make you want to maul a penguin.

case in point
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=426623

there should be a corollarium to that rule like

"that fanboy will almost always post on neogaf"
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Angry Birds sucks.

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Link to that comics thread plz

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uh kirby wii is a real game,it was announced stealthly a few months ago

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Itt: unironic fawning over playstation home

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=423148

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I wonder if they're going to make PlayStation Home PS4's game OS.

lolwut
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I wonder if they're going to make PlayStation Home PS4's game OS.

lolwut

Though it would be hilarious if, to start up the game, you had to walk to and enter its "special area". Teen Idol players will have to shamefully enter the Loli Castle.
« Last Edit: April 07, 2011, 09:01:38 AM by BlueTsunami »
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Juno Temple! Brought to my attention due to being casted in The Dark Knight Rises as I forget who exactly.
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I wonder if they're going to make PlayStation Home PS4's game OS.

lolwut

there where rumors it was gonna happen for ps3  :lol

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I wonder if they're going to make PlayStation Home PS4's game OS.

lolwut

Though it would be hilarious if, to start up the game, you had to walk to and enter its "special area". Teen Idol players will have to shamefully enter the Loli Castle.

but they wont care, they are OTAKU and they are LEGION
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Juno Temple! Brought to my attention due to being casted in The Dark Knight Rises as I forget who exactly.

Street-smart Gotham teen.
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Glen Shinobi continues to troll Willco:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=426680
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Does he realize he's trolling the dead?
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The funny thing is that people are taking it seriously and wondering why someone is writing so much about a critically panned four year old movie.

If they only knew...
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Maybe he'll do one for Avatar next. :teehee
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I will:

-Express interest
-Check out some pics and read some previews
-Talk about how it might be actually be a pretty good game
-Then not buy or play the game when it finally comes out
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who the fuck still plays sonic
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who the fuck still plays sonic

came to post this
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whoops wrong thread

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The only time the Zero Punctuation thread at GAF gets any action is when they do a Nintendo game.

This time - Pokemon White

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/3008-Pokemon-White

Someone chimes in with this to defend trading of Pokemon only occuring in grade school or Japan

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P.S. He forgot "college campuses" in the list of places where people actually have the game, however.

:derp
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I would buy a licensed California Raisins action game
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www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=26986965&postcount=110

whose joke character is this? Every post of his in that thread is gold.

I guess Crysis 2 and BF3 only look so good because of pre-rendered backgrounds and bottlenecked gameplay design :derp


Also, God of War 3 is this gen's Dragon Lair clone.


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www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=26986965&postcount=110

whose joke character is this? Every post of his in that thread is gold.

I guess Crysis 2 and BF3 only look so good because of pre-rendered backgrounds and bottlenecked gameplay design :derp


Also, God of War 3 is this gen's Dragon Lair clone.



bwahahaha, genius!

He got banned so I'm taking over: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=26988634&postcount=148

edit: my post is actually pretty distinguished mentally-challenged in hindsight. oh well its late
« Last Edit: April 08, 2011, 10:12:22 AM by The Sceneman »
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graphics can be nice and all but what I said in that post is more or less true (figuratively speaking)

that shit aint gonna fly at gaf though
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Graphics don't impress me anymore to be honest. When this gen first started I would play Kameo and stop and look at tree textures and shit. Now, wtf do I care.

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I can aesthetically appreciate better graphics but ultimately its gameplay that matters far more. At the beginning of a gen everybody is all hyped up about graphics and that's generally my least favorite phase of any generation.

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It's just so hard to appreciate good graphics as we've stuck in a rut for a while where most games this gen look like upscaled ps2 games. RE5 looks great and all, but it looks comparable to RE4 running on dolphin.

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if these games look like upscaled ps2 games to you are insane

no one is saying these graphics aren't better, because they really are. but we've gotten to a point where "better" doesn't really increase our enjoyment. though it can certainly be appealing aesthetically.
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The only time the Zero Punctuation thread at GAF gets any action is when they do a Nintendo game.

This time - Pokemon White

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/3008-Pokemon-White

Someone chimes in with this to defend trading of Pokemon only occuring in grade school or Japan

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P.S. He forgot "college campuses" in the list of places where people actually have the game, however.

:derp

Tragically, at least as far as North American universities and colleges go, that's a fair point.  :usacry :cancry

I wouldn't have believed that two weeks ago.  I rarely see anyone playing a DS in public, but then I went to a library nearby and on the higher and more secluded floors; it was like shangri-la for nerds.  Some people were playing on the DS or 3DS, and others were watching anime and reading manga on public computers. 


also, pretty visuals are always awesome and increase enjoyment.  That's not limited to video games. 

gaf has this weird mutual exclusivity thought process that says you can have gameplay or graphics, graphics or art (:dur), graphics or performance.

The perceivable downside of better hardware is rising costs of game development.  And sometimes priorities are shifted and you get a lot of inconsistency, like a game that looks nice but has crappy performance.  Performance matters more for the actual game than the quality of shadows or whatever.

but yes, Mario Galaxy would be even more enjoyable with better graphics, and be less enjoyable with N64 graphics.  It would still be awesome either way, but the visuals certainly could make it better.

I'd say most of people feel that visuals are beneficial, including the Nintendo fans that have been lying to themselves for years and just now champion a visual effect on the 3DS.  At the same time, all them gifs of PS3 give a skewed idea that graphics are the most important thing, as do all the posts from pseudo-PC studs.
« Last Edit: April 08, 2011, 11:31:37 AM by Linkzg »

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The only time the Zero Punctuation thread at GAF gets any action is when they do a Nintendo game.

This time - Pokemon White

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/3008-Pokemon-White

Someone chimes in with this to defend trading of Pokemon only occuring in grade school or Japan

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P.S. He forgot "college campuses" in the list of places where people actually have the game, however.

:derp

Tragically, at least as far as North American universities and colleges go, that's a fair point.  :usacry :cancry

I wouldn't have believed that two weeks ago.  I rarely see anyone playing a DS in public, but then I went to a library nearby and on the higher and more secluded floors; it was like shangri-la for nerds.  Some people were playing on the DS or 3DS, and others were watching anime and reading manga on public computers. 


:lol
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That Jack Tretton thread is full of lulz. It always tickles me when the head of these companies troll and then certain people on GAF either have to defend the trolling or hate on the trolling. And pretend the forum isn't just one big ball of trolling in the first place.

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haha crap forum
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That Jack Tretton thread is full of lulz. It always tickles me when the head of these companies troll and then certain people on GAF either have to defend the trolling or hate on the trolling. And pretend the forum isn't just one big ball of trolling in the first place.

as said before its always the same song and dance.

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That Jack Tretton thread is full of lulz. It always tickles me when the head of these companies troll and then certain people on GAF either have to defend the trolling or hate on the trolling. And pretend the forum isn't just one big ball of trolling in the first place.

as said before its always the same song and dance.

Yep. When you're up it's all back-pats and high-fives, when your down it's all denial and excuses.
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The only time the Zero Punctuation thread at GAF gets any action is when they do a Nintendo game.

This time - Pokemon White

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/3008-Pokemon-White

Someone chimes in with this to defend trading of Pokemon only occuring in grade school or Japan

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P.S. He forgot "college campuses" in the list of places where people actually have the game, however.

:derp

Tragically, at least as far as North American universities and colleges go, that's a fair point.  :usacry :cancry

Australia is holding strong though
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=426817

OH THE DRAMA
THE DRAMAAAAAAAA


the thing I never get is why people post images and animated gifs all the time, which seemingly have no relevance or meaning to what people are talking about? What's with the anime image in the op? I just don't get it. Are they trying to substitute wit by posting pictures they deem appropriate?
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The only time the Zero Punctuation thread at GAF gets any action is when they do a Nintendo game.

This time - Pokemon White

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/3008-Pokemon-White

Someone chimes in with this to defend trading of Pokemon only occuring in grade school or Japan

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P.S. He forgot "college campuses" in the list of places where people actually have the game, however.

:derp

Tragically, at least as far as North American universities and colleges go, that's a fair point.  :usacry :cancry

I wouldn't have believed that two weeks ago.  I rarely see anyone playing a DS in public, but then I went to a library nearby and on the higher and more secluded floors; it was like shangri-la for nerds.  Some people were playing on the DS or 3DS, and others were watching anime and reading manga on public computers. 


also, pretty visuals are always awesome and increase enjoyment.  That's not limited to video games. 

gaf has this weird mutual exclusivity thought process that says you can have gameplay or graphics, graphics or art (:dur), graphics or performance.

The perceivable downside of better hardware is rising costs of game development.  And sometimes priorities are shifted and you get a lot of inconsistency, like a game that looks nice but has crappy performance.  Performance matters more for the actual game than the quality of shadows or whatever.

but yes, Mario Galaxy would be even more enjoyable with better graphics, and be less enjoyable with N64 graphics.  It would still be awesome either way, but the visuals certainly could make it better.

I'd say most of people feel that visuals are beneficial, including the Nintendo fans that have been lying to themselves for years and just now champion a visual effect on the 3DS.  At the same time, all them gifs of PS3 give a skewed idea that graphics are the most important thing, as do all the posts from pseudo-PC studs.

That is because the all or nothing argument is how nerd warz work.  Either something is the best thing ever or it is total shit.  There is no middle ground.

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the thing I never get is why people post images and animated gifs all the time, which seemingly have no relevance or meaning to what people are talking about? What's with the anime image in the op? I just don't get it. Are they trying to substitute wit by posting pictures they deem appropriate?

I think they are meant to be inside jokes.  However if you're not some permavirgin that watches anime and plays games round the clock, you won't pick up on it.
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=426839
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Things you should not do in this thread:

-Post pictures of Krogan testicles and/or anuses.
-Post Garrus/Shepard hentai.
-Post 800lb, 18 boobed Tali art.
-Post pictures of Shepard having sex with a Hanar.
-Post anything else from the hard drives of Chinner, nubbe, Snuggler, or EatChildren.
-Generally, avoid anything in the last few pages of this thread.

:rofl
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=426839
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Things you should not do in this thread:

-Post pictures of Krogan testicles and/or anuses.
-Post Garrus/Shepard hentai.
-Post 800lb, 18 boobed Tali art.
-Post pictures of Shepard having sex with a Hanar.
-Post anything else from the hard drives of Chinner, nubbe, Snuggler, or EatChildren.
-Generally, avoid anything in the last few pages of this thread.

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*looks up every mention*

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I think they are meant to be inside jokes.  However if you're not some permavirgin that watches anime and plays games round the clock, you won't pick up on it.

I think it's more important to be on gaf 24/7 and partake in the various insular threads (anime-age, furry-age, etc) to know what the fuck is up with the incredible range of vague image macros. I sometimes try to look in the anime thread to see if something fun is up any given season, but it's always just a bunch of posts about some character who's name end in -chan in some show that's only referred to in shorthand - often a shorthand of it's japanese title instead of the perfectly serviceable translated titles.

It's hard out there for a semi-nerd. :(

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=426817

OH THE DRAMA
THE DRAMAAAAAAAA


the thing I never get is why people post images and animated gifs all the time, which seemingly have no relevance or meaning to what people are talking about? What's with the anime image in the op? I just don't get it. Are they trying to substitute wit by posting pictures they deem appropriate?

there is no joke,it's just a pic from the anime version of the animu dating sim game that supposedly is selling like hotcake on the psp which is what lead to the PSP outselling the 3DS
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Glen Shinobi continues to troll Willco:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=426680
First response post is gold:
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That's a lot of words you're using to state the obvious.

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they are the only ones who actually care about games and gamers, and treat them both with respect.

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=27010618&postcount=717

"i will not stand for this".

Quote from: dumb gaf poster
But I'm a game fan first, and will forever root for Nintendo, they are the only ones who actually care about games and gamers, and treat them both with respect. Nintendo will never say any person of any age isn't self-respecting for playing games in public

 
Quote from: Hiroshi Yamauchi in 1999
"[People who play RPGs are] depressed gamers who like to sit alone in their dark rooms and play slow games,"

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Yamauchi - who incidentally has prided himself on the fact that he has never played a videogame - went on to call RPGs as a whole both "silly and boring".

edit: I didn't bother to read the rest of the thread or any other posts in it so maybe it was a post of great satire.
« Last Edit: April 09, 2011, 03:22:40 PM by Stoney Mason »

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you know that's what i tought at first,but that was 1999....

....but then i remembered we had nintendo downplay iphone app like 3 weeks ago :lol


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you know that's what i tought at first,but that was 1999....

....but then i remembered we had nintendo downplay iphone app like 3 weeks ago :lol




It doesn't really matter if its 1999. The whole point is these are all corporations. None of them give a shit about you except for the cash in your pocket. All they care about is their bottom line. And whatever current position they are in they will spin to make it seem like that is the perfect and natural position to be in. That was the same 10 years ago. And it will the same 50 years in the future. These jack asses rides these companies dicks like they represent moral philosophies or something.

If you enjoy a certain console and like the games you are getting cool. But when somebody goes further to think these companies have some sort of deeper thing going on its always laughable. An individual designer might have those philosophies. A corporation never does.
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