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« Reply #3540 on: June 19, 2011, 05:53:06 PM »
 ???  Sfags never really got excited over grandmas playing PS2 games.  In fact, if there was a casual group that Sfags got worked up over, it was the dudebro set that was buying Grand Theft Auto, Gran Turismo, and EA Sports games in droves.  The PS2 dudebro set is the same group that Nintards are hoping will glom onto the Wii U next generation, not realizing that the former PS2 dudebro group has moved onto the 360 and to a much lesser extent, the PS3.  These same people will just jump to the Xbox 3 and PlayStation 4 respectively, leaving the Wii U behind, only this time, they won't have the blue ocean gamers, who are too busy playing disposable 99 cent shit on their iPads.

It just seems baffling that for 15 years, Nintards have been shitting on a group that they're now desperately hoping joins their flock.  I mean, I don't give a shit what people say, I just find the whole thing hilarious is all.  I'm not as anti-Wii U as I was against the Wii (despite being a Wii only owner for eight months!) but there are a lot of flaws with the Wii U that doesn't quite add up to dudebro machine of the next generation.  It'll probably be another Gamecube: big with Nintendo fans but tepid with everyone else.  Given hardware sales of today, that translates to a distant third place.
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« Reply #3541 on: June 19, 2011, 06:18:19 PM »
I'll give Sfags credit for not being as hypocritical as Nfags. When WarHawk came out there were plenty of them who laughed it off for what it was: a bullshit attempt at waggle. Many of them aren't too sold on Move either, which I hear works pretty well with Killzone.
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« Reply #3542 on: June 19, 2011, 07:27:46 PM »
???  Sfags never really got excited over grandmas playing PS2 games.  In fact, if there was a casual group that Sfags got worked up over, it was the dudebro set that was buying Grand Theft Auto, Gran Turismo, and EA Sports games in droves.  The PS2 dudebro set is the same group that Nintards are hoping will glom onto the Wii U next generation, not realizing that the former PS2 dudebro group has moved onto the 360 and to a much lesser extent, the PS3.  These same people will just jump to the Xbox 3 and PlayStation 4 respectively, leaving the Wii U behind, only this time, they won't have the blue ocean gamers, who are too busy playing disposable 99 cent shit on their iPads.

Sfags didn't have to worry about casuals because Sony consoles started selling +100 Million units right out of the gate. Nfags only got excited about casuals because they thought massive console sells would mean massive 3rd party support like the PSX and PS2 had, but it didn't. It's not really hypocrisy, it's just taken them this long to realize that casuals shit up everything, something that everyone should learn.
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« Reply #3544 on: June 19, 2011, 08:20:17 PM »
best game story is silent hill 2, day of the tentacle or grim fandango. not sure which.
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« Reply #3545 on: June 19, 2011, 08:23:35 PM »
would you take it as an offense if i replied
"a surprisily sensible answer coming from ya!"

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« Reply #3546 on: June 19, 2011, 09:30:03 PM »
I'll give Sfags credit for not being as hypocritical as Nfags. When WarHawk came out there were plenty of them who laughed it off for what it was: a bullshit attempt at waggle. Many of them aren't too sold on Move either, which I hear works pretty well with Killzone.

Yes, the Nintards tend to go all in (or full distinguished mentally-challenged fellow) once Iwata or Reggie makes a statement.  Sfags and Xfags are a lot more cautious in that regard.

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Sfags didn't have to worry about casuals because Sony consoles started selling +100 Million units right out of the gate. Nfags only got excited about casuals because they thought massive console sells would mean massive 3rd party support like the PSX and PS2 had, but it didn't. It's not really hypocrisy, it's just taken them this long to realize that casuals shit up everything, something that everyone should learn.

I agree but that comment was made in regards to etiolate who suggested that Sfags had a similar about face.  They never really an about face like Nintards had and are having right now.  The only exception was the painful $400-600 era of the PS3, with the Ferrari defense and whatnot.
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« Reply #3547 on: June 19, 2011, 09:42:40 PM »
I'll give Sfags credit for not being as hypocritical as Nfags. When WarHawk came out there were plenty of them who laughed it off for what it was: a bullshit attempt at waggle.

Shut your whore mouth. You don't play games PD! STOP TALKING ABOUT GAMING AS IF YOU DO!! FUCK! Nearly as bad as fucking Pachter
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« Reply #3548 on: June 19, 2011, 10:16:08 PM »
To call Nintendo fans hypocritical implies they have unique opinions.  The edict has always been to follow Nintendo, and they never falter.

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« Reply #3549 on: June 19, 2011, 10:26:47 PM »
To call Nintendo fans hypocritical implies they have unique opinions.  The edict has always been to follow Nintendo, and they never falter.

I think most Nintendo fans, at least recently, have been dropping off the bandwagon regularly. There's just a steady stream of new, younger recruits on the back end to keep the ranks filled with warm bodies. But I'm sure there are some old veterans still holding the line even though it's quite clear that Nintendo has abandoned them to be overrun and slaughtered.
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« Reply #3550 on: June 19, 2011, 10:51:38 PM »
would you take it as an offense if i replied
"a surprisily sensible answer coming from ya!"

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« Reply #3551 on: June 19, 2011, 11:14:12 PM »
I was a hardcore Ninthing when I first posted at GAF.  I even fell for some of Prole's trollbait.  :'(

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« Reply #3552 on: June 19, 2011, 11:15:47 PM »
I was a hardcore Ninthing when I first posted at GAF.  I even fell for some of Prole's trollbait.  :'(

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« Reply #3553 on: June 19, 2011, 11:21:27 PM »
I was a hardcore Ninthing when I first posted at GAF.  I even fell for some of Prole's trollbait.  :'(

You? I can't imagine it.
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« Reply #3554 on: June 19, 2011, 11:41:52 PM »
I was a hardcore Ninthing when I first posted at GAF.  I even fell for some of Prole's trollbait.  :'(

You? I can't imagine it.

I was one of those Nintards who cared more about sales figures than games.  It was a dark time.  :'(

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« Reply #3555 on: June 19, 2011, 11:47:21 PM »
It's pretty sane to stop being a fan of any company when they fail to please you as a customer.  That's how the relationship should function.  Not 'I defy anatomy by sucking your dick as you shit on my face'.

The sales thing, though, will always be lost on me.  Don't get me wrong--I enjoy watching others get upset, but I have no stock in these companies that it affects me.

Like, I see people applauding Nintendo to overpricing their hardware to make a large profit and I'm really want to send a PM that just says  "REALLLLY??" because why would anyone, that isn't financially invested in the company, be happy about paying more for a product.   >:( >:( >:( >:(
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« Reply #3556 on: June 20, 2011, 12:25:11 AM »
When WarHawk came out there were plenty of them who laughed it off for what it was: a bullshit attempt at waggle.

What? Warhawk is a legitimately good game. Are you thinking of Lair, perhaps?
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« Reply #3557 on: June 20, 2011, 02:34:45 AM »
lol allegory of the nfag
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« Reply #3558 on: June 20, 2011, 02:43:45 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=434571

This gaborn thread™ infuriates me more than his threads usually do.  He is so fucking myopic, its astounding.
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« Reply #3559 on: June 20, 2011, 02:44:21 AM »
When WarHawk came out there were plenty of them who laughed it off for what it was: a bullshit attempt at waggle.

What? Warhawk is a legitimately good game. Are you thinking of Lair, perhaps?

I think they're talking about the waggle demo at e3 which looked horrendous. Not the final product which was good.
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« Reply #3561 on: June 20, 2011, 04:11:13 AM »
Gaborn thread is infuriating for sure. I can't even wrap my brain around his regurgitated "arguments".
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« Reply #3562 on: June 20, 2011, 04:29:59 AM »
Gaborn thread is infuriating for sure. I can't even wrap my brain around his regurgitated "arguments".

I don't see why his arguments are such a problem. They're just words.
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« Reply #3563 on: June 20, 2011, 05:02:44 AM »
Because he keeps repeating the same dumb shit despite having shit explained to him. He isn't getting it (or is choosing not to for the sake of arguing) and keeps going through this cycle of arguments. He even said he enjoyed it.

What he's doing is basically what the kid in the article is doing.
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« Reply #3564 on: June 20, 2011, 09:39:17 AM »
That's it, I'm convinced that garbon is just a troll.
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« Reply #3565 on: June 20, 2011, 09:43:29 AM »
don't really comment on gaf all that much, so I've probably said it before, but I honestly think gaborn is the worst poster over there.


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« Reply #3566 on: June 20, 2011, 09:43:42 AM »
Exactly Diunx. Those threads are just his schtick.

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« Reply #3568 on: June 20, 2011, 11:37:43 AM »
son of a bitch.  that dude made the official taco thread so I thought he was cool.  But he's a ninfag apparently.

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« Reply #3569 on: June 20, 2011, 11:42:27 AM »
Another quality FR thread.  :yuck

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« Reply #3570 on: June 20, 2011, 01:54:33 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=28727898

NeoGAF reporting live on the scene as it's discovered that console makers sometimes pay for exclusives. More on this story as it breaks.
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« Reply #3571 on: June 20, 2011, 02:01:02 PM »
I miss the days when the average gaffer was a bit more clue-in on how the industry worked. Nowadays it feels like a heavily moderated gamefaqs :(. Also the average quality of gaming taste has gone down the drain.

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« Reply #3572 on: June 20, 2011, 03:01:09 PM »
Is some random-ass animu really worth paying for though? Prole doesn't work that high up does he?

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« Reply #3573 on: June 20, 2011, 11:33:49 PM »
Vesperia is one of the best 360 exclusives (well, exclusive in the west at least)... I'd double-dip if they ever released an English PS3 version, so I can get the loli pirate in my party. :uguu
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« Reply #3574 on: June 21, 2011, 12:05:31 AM »
So guys what GAF posters do you hate the most?

Gabron

Liu Kang Baking a Pie

Amirox

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« Reply #3575 on: June 21, 2011, 01:10:42 AM »
So guys what GAF posters do you hate the most?

Gabron

Liu Kang Baking a Pie

Amirox

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E. All of the above.
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« Reply #3576 on: June 21, 2011, 01:40:32 AM »
:rofl PD

Might as well go there before Gaborn does.
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« Reply #3577 on: June 21, 2011, 01:42:20 AM »
:rofl PD

Might as well go there before Gaborn does.
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« Reply #3578 on: June 21, 2011, 01:49:28 AM »
You done pissed off Devolution!!
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« Reply #3579 on: June 21, 2011, 01:57:00 AM »
So guys what GAF posters do you hate the most?

Gabron

Liu Kang Baking a Pie

Amirox

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What's wrong with LKBAP?

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« Reply #3580 on: June 21, 2011, 02:02:12 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=28746115#post28746115

didn't see her response until you mentioned her  :lol
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« Reply #3581 on: June 21, 2011, 02:02:36 AM »
I wanna see this!

The best I can do on my phone. Post #28 or so.
http://secondapps.com/neogaf/showthread.php?t=434697


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« Reply #3582 on: June 21, 2011, 02:19:10 AM »
Zeph knows what's up :bow
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« Reply #3583 on: June 21, 2011, 03:57:04 AM »
And an awesome troll against android phags
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« Reply #3584 on: June 21, 2011, 04:39:38 AM »
Samsung Galaxy S2 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Iphone

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« Reply #3585 on: June 21, 2011, 04:53:59 AM »
:yao ming
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« Reply #3586 on: June 21, 2011, 05:02:59 AM »
Them vibrant colours



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« Reply #3587 on: June 21, 2011, 06:31:47 AM »
I do think iOs has an amazing games library and I'd love to see that on Android.

But Android(phones) is just a bit more flexible in ways like hooking it up to a PC and just playing around in folders, no need for iTunes, expandability of memory etc. It's a better on the road phone it seems.

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« Reply #3588 on: June 21, 2011, 06:53:08 AM »
What the fuck Oscar-san?

Nokia new phone with Meego looks nice, but its Meego....

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« Reply #3589 on: June 21, 2011, 08:48:00 AM »
So guys what GAF posters do you hate the most?

Gabron

Liu Kang Baking a Pie

Amirox

are mine

What's wrong with LKBAP?

I dont like pie.












Seriously thought hes a huge apple fanboy and annoys the shit out of me for how much he defends apple....Can add Gary Whitta to the list too....

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« Reply #3590 on: June 21, 2011, 09:06:41 AM »
The only people who I actively dislike at GAF are obnoxious Apple fanboys (Tobor, Krypt0nian, etc.) and Amir0x. 

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« Reply #3591 on: June 21, 2011, 09:58:30 AM »
Yeah apple cigarrillos can eat a dick, its just a phone get over it losers!
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« Reply #3592 on: June 21, 2011, 11:51:28 AM »
The only people who I actively dislike at GAF are obnoxious Apple fanboys (Tobor, Krypt0nian, etc.) and Amir0x. 

Which includes Liu Kang Baking a Pie...I consider him the leader of Apple fanboys

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« Reply #3593 on: June 21, 2011, 11:52:37 AM »
I had to LOL at the PD comment because that little threadshitter Count Dookkake chimed in with Devolution.  I've already touched on Devolution many a time but Count Dookkake pretending that he is somehow offended (yet posted links for us so we could jack off to his sister, Haydn Porter) is rich.   I forgot how much that guy pissed me off when he'd take a fat shit all over legitimate threads in his heyday.
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« Reply #3594 on: June 21, 2011, 12:05:59 PM »
Her time will be cut short when she winds up bitching and screeching against someone on the #ga protected list and be dealt with accordingly, which is how most holier than thou/continually outraged and asshurt gaffers end up.
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« Reply #3595 on: June 21, 2011, 12:30:26 PM »
I've already touched on Devolution many a time but Count Dookkake pretending that he is somehow offended (yet posted links for us so we could jack off to his sister, Haydn Porter) is rich.

I seem to remember him getting all outraged over that too, like "OMG, I'M JUST TRYING TO SUPPORT MY SISTER YOU ARE ALL STUPID PRUDES!"
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« Reply #3596 on: June 21, 2011, 01:02:16 PM »
I've already touched on Devolution many a time but Count Dookkake pretending that he is somehow offended (yet posted links for us so we could jack off to his sister, Haydn Porter) is rich.

I seem to remember him getting all outraged over that too, like "OMG, I'M JUST TRYING TO SUPPORT MY SISTER YOU ARE ALL STUPID PRUDES!"

Supporting his sister by sending spank bank fodder to mid 30s Gamestop employees working the night shift who are too poor to afford a Playboy subscription.

Hey, I'm not knocking it.  I wish more people would link us to explicit material of their attractive sisters.
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« Reply #3597 on: June 21, 2011, 01:27:37 PM »
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« Reply #3598 on: June 21, 2011, 02:04:05 PM »
The only people who I actively dislike at GAF are obnoxious Apple fanboys (Tobor, Krypt0nian, etc.) and Amir0x. 

Which includes Liu Kang Baking a Pie...I consider him the leader of Apple fanboys

Is this true though? I've seen him championing proper e-readers over iPads when the rest of the zealots would preach good enough. He always struck me as someone that would support a product he enjoyed rather than its manufacturer.
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« Reply #3599 on: June 21, 2011, 02:09:31 PM »
Liu Kang is pretty damn level-headed
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