Author Topic: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread (Read 5967693 times)

Vertigo · « **Reply #4620 on:** July 10, 2011, 08:18:46 PM »

Haha i was just about to post that.

Quote

Iwata has just rang you up, as a long-standing friend of many years and as his secret, invaluable advisor.

After you've spent a good few minutes catching up, he has an idea he wants to bounce off you.

For the Wii U's release, Iwata intends to include a selection of games built into the console, to demonstrate the gems hidden in the vast Nintendo back catalogue. He explains that the motive behind this is to encourage more owners to use their Virtual Console feature, and also considers having so much software included as being a stunning selling point.

He also discloses that the relationship with Sega is strengthening to such a degree that they want to be involved in this initiative too.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #4621 on:** July 10, 2011, 08:21:51 PM »

I could right a paper out of the things I hate about his latest threads, but you have to admit that he's got quite the audience. It's one of those instances that gets me thinking "Well, I guess I'm the one who doesn't belong to this place."

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #4622 on:** July 10, 2011, 08:31:06 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on July 10, 2011, 08:16:14 PM

Quote from: AWESOM-O on July 10, 2011, 04:24:10 PM
Mama Robotnik comes off as that guy on a dying forum trying to keep it alive by making a thread about whatever comes to his mind.

Only GAF has like 60,000 members, and his threads fucking suck.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=436813

smh

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #4623 on:** July 10, 2011, 08:31:11 PM »

I can't believe people are really responding to that.

Himu · « **Reply #4624 on:** July 10, 2011, 08:33:27 PM »

shit poster

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #4625 on:** July 10, 2011, 08:35:29 PM »

The guy is known to lurk in this place. A part of me thinks that sometimes he likes to troll you all indirectly, and laugh his ass off. I know I would.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #4626 on:** July 10, 2011, 08:35:50 PM »

I really want to know what he'd think about everyone here bitching about him.

edit: Shah just gave me my answer.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #4627 on:** July 10, 2011, 08:36:12 PM »

he'd make a gif about it that was 20 megs too big

Vertigo · « **Reply #4628 on:** July 10, 2011, 08:38:33 PM »

I think the jokes more on the posters who actually reply to his threads.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #4629 on:** July 10, 2011, 08:54:47 PM »

make sure you put sirens around his name so he knows he's being mentioned here

cool breeze · « **Reply #4630 on:** July 10, 2011, 09:06:43 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=29218353&postcount=3872

it puts the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #4631 on:** July 10, 2011, 09:13:27 PM »

Quote from: Linkzg on July 10, 2011, 09:06:43 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=29218353&postcount=3872

it puts the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again

That has to be a joke

cool breeze · « **Reply #4632 on:** July 10, 2011, 09:13:54 PM »

Today was the first time I clicked in a while. I saw a guy wearing a tilted fedora, a bunch of shirtless men, and the lot of them responding to the one female. I'm not surprised.

to be clear, the fedora was the worst thing I saw in that thread

Quote from: AdmiralViscen on July 10, 2011, 09:13:27 PM

Quote from: Linkzg on July 10, 2011, 09:06:43 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=29218353&postcount=3872

it puts the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again

That has to be a joke

I certainly hope so, but I wouldn't be surprised either way

Boogie · « **Reply #4633 on:** July 10, 2011, 09:14:50 PM »

Before Emcee played detective, I was going to idly speculate that Awesom-o was Willco.

But if he is GS, I must say I don't mind this iteration of him so far.

Broseidon · « **Reply #4634 on:** July 10, 2011, 09:28:51 PM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on July 10, 2011, 09:08:30 PM

Jesus Christ

Also: Everytime I go into the post new pics thread Wenis is there, dude posts pics more frequently than I do

Really?

I've only noticed 2 pics from him.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #4635 on:** July 10, 2011, 09:31:30 PM »

I saw a few more, but he's far from the worst. There are way, way worse photo-spammers in that thread.

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #4636 on:** July 10, 2011, 09:40:22 PM »

Quote from: Boogie on July 10, 2011, 09:14:50 PM

Before Emcee played detective, I was going to idly speculate that Awesom-o was Willco.

But if he is GS, I must say I don't mind this iteration of him so far.

EmCee did some good figuring out but I think he blew his load too soon, if he is right then Awesom-O will turtle up and avoid obvious comparisons.

The no-knock thing raised a flag for me too but I don't really give a shit.

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #4637 on:** July 10, 2011, 09:42:14 PM »

Is EmCee on GAF Crushed?

Broseidon · « **Reply #4638 on:** July 10, 2011, 09:45:13 PM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on July 10, 2011, 09:37:02 PM

I wasn't insulting the guy, it just seems like everytime I go into the pic thread he's there.

Naw, I was just confused 'cause I'd never really seen photos of him floating around.

Indeed, there are some real spammers in there though.

Boogie · « **Reply #4639 on:** July 10, 2011, 09:49:42 PM »

Quote from: AdmiralViscen on July 10, 2011, 09:40:22 PM

EmCee did some good figuring out but I think he blew his load too soon, if he is right then Awesom-O will turtle up and avoid obvious comparisons.

The no-knock thing raised a flag for me too but I don't really give a shit.

True. Proper tradecraft is not to automatically let on when you've burned someone, but keep observing to see how things play out.

That's why we're all still letting Premium Lager have his fun.

Broseidon · « **Reply #4640 on:** July 10, 2011, 09:51:10 PM »

Guy doesn't get that it's not really any of his business.

Probably has such a big ego that he thinks his friend automatically should be really concerned about what he thinks on the matter.

Broseidon · « **Reply #4641 on:** July 10, 2011, 10:01:46 PM »

That would be telling.

Tasty · « **Reply #4642 on:** July 10, 2011, 10:02:01 PM »

Quote from: magus on July 10, 2011, 07:38:49 PM

you know what i really don't like about pokemon?

game freaks

they are a bunch of talentless hacks that has struck gold,give the series to level 5 so that they can do some proper kickass cellshading and add actual music that won't rape your ears

You are crazy. Pokemon has many of the best RPG tunes ever.

Oh and HGSS are still easily the best looking DS games.

Tasty · « **Reply #4643 on:** July 10, 2011, 10:04:38 PM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on July 10, 2011, 09:17:06 PM

Quote from: Shah Rukh Khan on July 10, 2011, 07:42:07 PM
You really think Game Freaks are the ones refusing to change up the series? grow up.

It's not Game Freak on the whole. It's Satoshi Tajiri. By all accounts he's as Asperg as Asperg gets. Possibly even full-on autistic. He's obsessed with managing the meticulous details and doesn't care much about the bigger picture.

But uh, I wouldn't want Level 5 making the series either. For how pretty their games are, they aren't very good. Sometimes I'm utterly blindsided by how mediocre their efforts are.

Pretty sure Tajiri has very very little to do with the series nowadays. There was an article that said he's basically full-on recluse now.

Maybe him and Yamauchi go full pimp together with all their combined cash, who knows.

cool breeze · « **Reply #4644 on:** July 10, 2011, 10:05:37 PM »

ah yes, HGSS. I'm partial to FJSILFU.

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #4645 on:** July 10, 2011, 10:25:29 PM »

Wrath

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #4646 on:** July 10, 2011, 10:31:15 PM »

I was in 5th grade when Sonic came out and played the shit out of the first two on the Genesis.

Never played a Pokemon game.

Broseidon · « **Reply #4647 on:** July 10, 2011, 10:35:30 PM »

Never played a pokemon game in my life.

Pringo · « **Reply #4648 on:** July 10, 2011, 10:38:02 PM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on July 10, 2011, 09:55:22 PM

Broseidon who were you on gaf?

Also I dislike the guy for dropping out of the DudeBro project without adding anything at all, I did all his work for him.

Unless I've misrepresented previous posts, Broseidon is Devolution.

Broseidon · « **Reply #4649 on:** July 10, 2011, 10:44:52 PM »

Quote from: Pringo on July 10, 2011, 10:38:02 PM

Quote from: Wrath2X on July 10, 2011, 09:55:22 PM
Broseidon who were you on gaf?

Also I dislike the guy for dropping out of the DudeBro project without adding anything at all, I did all his work for him.

Unless I've misrepresented previous posts, Broseidon is Devolution.

Not her.

What posts?

Edit: I think she MAY have an account on here, but I can't be too sure.

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #4650 on:** July 10, 2011, 10:47:15 PM »

I'm Mama Robotnik.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #4651 on:** July 10, 2011, 10:47:18 PM »

Quote from: Broseidon on July 10, 2011, 10:35:30 PM

Never played a pokemon game in my life.

I was in high school when Pokemon hit. I wasn't the target demographic then, and I'm not the target demographic now.

I did take my little nephew to see the first Pokemon movie in the theater, though. I wanted to blow my brains out, but I love him.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #4652 on:** July 10, 2011, 10:47:27 PM »

devolution is a girl?

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #4653 on:** July 10, 2011, 10:49:15 PM »

this

changes

everything

Broseidon · « **Reply #4654 on:** July 10, 2011, 10:53:51 PM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on July 10, 2011, 10:46:08 PM

I'm devolution.

Broseidon is InfiniteNine.

If you were Devolution then you would know who I am, hehe.

Himu · « **Reply #4655 on:** July 10, 2011, 10:55:44 PM »

infinitenine? awesome let's talk about manga

Broseidon · « **Reply #4656 on:** July 10, 2011, 10:59:02 PM »

I'm not InfiniteNine.

Dont do manga.

demi · « **Reply #4657 on:** July 10, 2011, 11:10:10 PM »

I know who it is.

Tasty · « **Reply #4658 on:** July 10, 2011, 11:13:00 PM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on July 10, 2011, 10:34:39 PM

Wow. No. Not even close. I forgive you because I know you haven't played that many DS games, but wow... no.

Really good spritework and bouncy, colorful graphics mixed seamlessly with probably the only instance of well-done 3D on the DS. Every other 3D game is a jagged, blurry mess, and other 2D games don't have near the level of detail or effects.

But I haven't played every game in the DS library. I just really dig HG/SS's look.

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on July 10, 2011, 10:34:39 PM

As for the thrilling Sonic vs. Pokemon debate, Sonic has five decent games in his mainline series and then a whole lot of garbaggio. I don't think very highly of those five decent games, but like the DKC series, I can admit they are decent even if I don't care much for them. Pokemon has had a very good opening game, a good sequel, and then a whole lot of lazy for 10-12 years. Again, I'm not a big fan of even the highlights of the series, but if I had to pick one, I'd choose the one that is endlessly treading water on a good concept than the one that drove off a cliff and is trying to claw its way out of the gorge. If I had to pick one. I don't, so I generally choose neither.

I really think B/W are about as good as GSC were, and that's saying something. The design may have been lazy and stagnant in Gen 3 and 4, but there was still always a ton of work put into the games. It's always been a solid RPG franchise, heck maybe one of the top 3 JRPGs of this entire gen. Even the worst gen, Gen 3, stomps all over Square's output this gen.

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on July 10, 2011, 10:34:39 PM

And they are both frightening fetish fuel for furries. Maybe one is worse than the other, I don't know, but they are probably the top two licenses for furry fetish fuel in the world.

With Pokemon, because the human characters are so prominent, I feel it's less likely for someone to get trapped in furry hell. And none of the Pokemon are really that anthropomorphic -- some might come close, but it's not really a comparison.

Broseidon · « **Reply #4659 on:** July 10, 2011, 11:19:25 PM »

Quote from: demi on July 10, 2011, 11:10:10 PM

I know who it is.

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #4660 on:** July 10, 2011, 11:23:57 PM »

Andrex, you're forgetting about TWEWY which shits all over any Pokemon game.

Broseidon · « **Reply #4661 on:** July 10, 2011, 11:50:41 PM »

What's the deal with people always talking about the Sonic fandom anyways?

I must be out of the loop.

cool breeze · « **Reply #4662 on:** July 11, 2011, 12:32:22 AM »

I was in primary school for the Pokemon Blue/Red/Yellow stuff. Got into Pokemon Blue the most, as I bought that on release day (along with one other person from my school), and then sometime later it became super popular with the cards, cartoon, etc. I have the official Mew. As in, I went to an event at a mall to get it.

After those first few games, I tried getting back into it with the GBA and DS one, each time thinking "POKEMON IS BACK!" playing a a few hours and quitting out of boredom. I did it again with Black and White, but I wised up before wasting money.

Also, at that aforementioned event, I played pokemon stadium (prerelease version) against some hefty twenty-something and he was pissed after I wrecked his shit. That's what he gets for playing a child's compulsion tool.

Pokemon Snap, though, is still kick ass.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #4663 on:** July 11, 2011, 12:47:45 AM »

I think the last Pokemon game I played was Pokemon Snap.

Tasty · « **Reply #4664 on:** July 11, 2011, 12:51:34 AM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on July 11, 2011, 12:11:01 AM

Nah, people fap to Tails and Sally. Amy isn't so popular.

And dear sweet innocent Andrex. You have no idea what they've done to your "non anthropomorphic" Pokeymans. In fact, in sheer volume, Pokemon fetishists easily outweigh the Sonic bunch.

Until I read a forum post like the one where someone said they'd gladly eat Sonic's shit, I'm still saying Pokemon fans are less deprived.

Quote from: Wrath2X on July 11, 2011, 12:37:45 AM

Pokemon Red/Blue, Gold/Silver, the n64 stadium games and Snap are the only good Pokemon games.

Black/White are better than all of those except G/S, and are equal to G/S.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #4665 on:** July 11, 2011, 01:14:36 AM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on July 11, 2011, 01:12:56 AM

Tell you what, Andy... When I get home I will post some stuff that will make you vomit for the rest of your life. Enjoy your last hours of innocence.

Our boy Andy's about to become a man...

spoiler (click to show/hide)

...child.

[close]

Tasty · « **Reply #4666 on:** July 11, 2011, 01:40:06 AM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on July 11, 2011, 01:12:56 AM

Tell you what, Andy... When I get home I will post some stuff that will make you vomit for the rest of your life. Enjoy your last hours of innocence.

Well this was fun posting on the Bore but I think I've been here about enough.

Quote from: Wrath2X on July 11, 2011, 01:35:18 AM

Quote from: Andrex on July 11, 2011, 12:51:34 AM
Quote from: Wrath2X on July 11, 2011, 12:37:45 AM
Pokemon Red/Blue, Gold/Silver, the n64 stadium games and Snap are the only good Pokemon games.

Black/White are better than all of those except G/S, and are equal to G/S.

Black/White is a retread with distinguished mentally-challenged looking pokemon and utilizes the same gameplay to much less impact since its been over 10 years of that very same gameplay.

You have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.

Narag · « **Reply #4667 on:** July 11, 2011, 01:50:27 AM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on July 11, 2011, 01:12:56 AM

Tell you what, Andy... When I get home I will post some stuff that will make you vomit for the rest of your life. Enjoy your last hours of innocence.

Gardevoir as far as the eye can see.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #4668 on:** July 11, 2011, 02:27:24 AM »

If we're going to talk about Sonic someone invite Huelen

Pringo · « **Reply #4669 on:** July 11, 2011, 02:32:52 AM »

Quote from: pilonv1 on July 11, 2011, 02:27:24 AM

If we're going to talk about Sonic someone invite Huelen

No, please don't.

Purple Filth · « **Reply #4670 on:** July 11, 2011, 03:24:52 AM »

I see EB's favorite GAF thread poster is at it again

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=436813

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #4671 on:** July 11, 2011, 03:51:23 AM »

This thread. It needs something.

Purple Filth · « **Reply #4672 on:** July 11, 2011, 04:00:51 AM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on July 11, 2011, 03:51:23 AM

This thread. It needs something.

No, It doesn't need more cowbell.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #4673 on:** July 11, 2011, 04:25:57 AM »

Quote from: Purple Filth on July 11, 2011, 04:00:51 AM

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on July 11, 2011, 03:51:23 AM
This thread. It needs something.

No, It doesn't need more cowbell.

Oh hamburgers.

Tasty · « **Reply #4674 on:** July 11, 2011, 05:29:58 AM »

Goku could probably literally destroy the entire solar system if we're going by his power at the end of Z or GT.

But with enough time and planning, Batman could conceivably come up with some way to beat Goku. Maybe use some kind of reverse Blux Wave, who knows.

Then again, Goku can come back to life literally whenever he wants. By the Buu saga he didn't even need the damn Dragon Balls.

Either way it's a big nerd-off and you're among the biggest, pimpliest nerds if you chose one side and then look down on the other.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #4675 on:** July 11, 2011, 07:03:22 AM »

"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds"

I have to agree with Green Man. mailmen actually have a Green Lantern-esque creed to follow and wage daily war with ferocious canines, whereas most accountants look like Kevin from the office.

cool breeze · « **Reply #4676 on:** July 11, 2011, 08:53:28 AM »

I'm reading that 'best franchise this gen' thread on gaf and I have a new appreciation for mama robotnik's efforts. I mean, the topics can be (and usually are) dumb but the rules mean members must post unique. I flat out don't understand the purpose of that best franchise thread; it's just people posting game names, people only quote others to point out the definition of franchise. In real life, it would be a bunch of guys yelling out titles in a warehouse.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #4677 on:** July 11, 2011, 09:10:36 AM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on July 11, 2011, 01:14:36 AM

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on July 11, 2011, 01:12:56 AM
Tell you what, Andy... When I get home I will post some stuff that will make you vomit for the rest of your life. Enjoy your last hours of innocence.

Our boy Andy's about to become a man...

spoiler (click to show/hide)
...child.
[close]

He better get busy living or get busy dying or it might just be the longest night of his life.

benjipwns · « **Reply #4678 on:** July 11, 2011, 09:14:21 AM »

I think you guys are overrating mailmen, maybe in the 1950s they were walking around getting to know everyone. But now days I just see them drive up and fail to park their truck then waddle up to the box. More like Newman than Paperboy.

Meanwhile that accountant probably is going to the gym, farming off all the real work to all the underpaid college grads who can't get better jobs with their degrees while he bulks up 24/7 knowing someday he'll have to fight a mailman to the death.

Plus he might have worked for Arthur Andersen or something so he spent some time in the joint learning some tips. About how to rip other people off so he'd just hire some mercenary from Blackwat-excuse me Xe and they'd do some kind of strafe with a helicopter.

To be fair, I am a few issues and episodes behind though.

benjipwns · « **Reply #4679 on:** July 11, 2011, 09:20:52 AM »

He's probably got all sorts of spreadsheets just for this occasion.

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Author Topic: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread (Read 5967693 times)