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Tasty

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« Reply #5400 on: July 25, 2011, 04:38:22 PM »
Off topic, but what was that thing Costanza did to get hated by everyone on GAF? Something about special deals or something, right?

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« Reply #5401 on: July 25, 2011, 04:53:43 PM »
AFAIK, it was something about abusing certain deals...I forget the details of it, but he screwed over a bunch of posters when a deal didn't actually go down.

And then, you know, him actually being an everliving cunt.  That's another reason why no one liked him.
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« Reply #5402 on: July 25, 2011, 05:03:13 PM »
plus his "asian girlfriend" story was fake.
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« Reply #5403 on: July 25, 2011, 05:28:34 PM »
plus his "asian girlfriend" story was fake.

This sounds lulzy.

Info?
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« Reply #5404 on: July 25, 2011, 05:34:52 PM »
story short: costanza said there was an azn girl he liked, asked her out and ended up dating and said they had sex;etc

turns out the whole thing was fake

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« Reply #5405 on: July 25, 2011, 05:36:36 PM »
Need links to these threads.

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« Reply #5406 on: July 25, 2011, 05:40:32 PM »
story short: costanza said there was an azn girl he liked, asked her out and ended up dating and said they had sex;etc

turns out the whole thing was fake



ha ha what type of loser would do that amirite
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fistfulofmetal

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« Reply #5407 on: July 25, 2011, 05:47:01 PM »
proof:



edit: I was one of the first to publicly accusing him of making it up.
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« Reply #5408 on: July 25, 2011, 05:47:44 PM »
even his friends from florida make fun of him
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« Reply #5409 on: July 25, 2011, 05:50:14 PM »
i dont know why people hated him, i just went along with it cause it was funny
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Phoenix Dark

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« Reply #5410 on: July 25, 2011, 05:51:57 PM »
Me and Costanza used to be tight. I took him under my wing when he first appeared at GAF, but we grew apart. I apologize for any mental harm I inflicted on you, Cos. You were only a boy
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« Reply #5411 on: July 25, 2011, 06:05:20 PM »
Dude schemed for coupons, ofc he didnt get laid

Tasty

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« Reply #5412 on: July 25, 2011, 06:13:43 PM »
http://wastingyourlife.co/forums/on-topic/costanza-is-penis-1321.html

This was my first real encounter with costanza.

Tasty

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« Reply #5413 on: July 25, 2011, 06:22:21 PM »

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« Reply #5414 on: July 25, 2011, 06:38:37 PM »
My problem with PLEASE UNDERSTAND in plain Helvetica is I think people might interpret it as some kind of emo whining thing.
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« Reply #5415 on: July 25, 2011, 06:44:03 PM »
Helvetica? On my shirts?
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Tasty

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« Reply #5416 on: July 25, 2011, 06:45:42 PM »
Verdana/Arial > Helvetica.

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« Reply #5417 on: July 25, 2011, 06:52:03 PM »
My problem with PLEASE UNDERSTAND in plain Helvetica is I think people might interpret it as some kind of emo whining thing.



i'd wear it
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« Reply #5418 on: July 25, 2011, 07:32:34 PM »
Capitalize the letters P E N U S
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« Reply #5419 on: July 25, 2011, 08:00:27 PM »
should be in comic sans
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« Reply #5420 on: July 25, 2011, 08:06:34 PM »
AFAIK, it was something about abusing certain deals...I forget the details of it, but he screwed over a bunch of posters when a deal didn't actually go down.

And then, you know, him actually being an everliving cunt.  That's another reason why no one liked him.

It wasn't just him

The ECA site gave out 10% off coupons for games as part of the (at the time) free membership.  The codes would be a regular thing and people could save 10% on all games purchased from Amazon.   An overeager myopic minority discovered and abused a way to stack those coupons.  Because of their actions, Amazon stopped supplying the ECA with codes.  In short, a few people got greedy and ruined a nice deal for everyone else.


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« Reply #5421 on: July 25, 2011, 08:31:20 PM »
he was still a cunt

also, tip thread:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=438511

first reply is already fucking outrageous and a cunt.
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Himu

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« Reply #5422 on: July 25, 2011, 08:35:56 PM »
If it's something cheap like a white russian, I give 50% tip. If it's something moderately priced and they did a good job, 20-30% tip if I'm feeling nice. For the most part though, 15% tip.
« Last Edit: July 25, 2011, 08:50:32 PM by Stringer Bell »
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« Reply #5423 on: July 25, 2011, 08:49:39 PM »
he was still a cunt

also, tip thread:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=438511

first reply is already fucking outrageous and a cunt.

Because of the tone or because he usually tips %15?

I never understood the need for tip threads, 15% is the standard where I come from. And if they already charge me 15% for "service" I don't usually tip, unless the server is omg so good.
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Himu

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« Reply #5424 on: July 25, 2011, 08:51:42 PM »
I tip a dollar per drink. Takes the bartender all of 20 seconds; no way I'm tipping more than that.

Also, 20% is not the standard, no matter how many people in the restaurant business try to tell you otherwise.

Well if it's a beer, I'll tip a dollar, but if it's something like a mixed drink like say, my favorite drink a white russian? I'll tip 50% if that white russian is amazing. 1 buck if it's shit.

It just really depends.

And on that note, despite being black and male I've always been said to be a good tipper even though I'm not well off. I sometimes don't even tip 15 and I'll still get kudos. :lol
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Tasty

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« Reply #5425 on: July 25, 2011, 08:55:45 PM »
No matter the percentage or context I'm always dumbfounded by the people who are proud that they tip so little. Bizarre.

Himu

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« Reply #5426 on: July 25, 2011, 08:59:59 PM »
reading that thread i'm now realizing i just don't eat out often. i'd rather cook my own food.
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« Reply #5427 on: July 25, 2011, 09:14:52 PM »
No tipping required in Australia :usacry
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TakingBackSunday

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« Reply #5428 on: July 25, 2011, 09:20:21 PM »
It's just that a lot of these places, tips are really these people's main source of week-to-week expendable income.  They're probably college or grad students working their way through school or young adults trying to get some money to their name...if there is nothing wrong with my order, or if its delivery, I'm going to tip the guys 20-25 percent.  They need this shit.  And there's nothing worse than busting your ass making an order, giving it to the customer, only to be greeted by a smug face along with a facetious "thanks."

People who try to create excuses for not even reaching a ten percent tip are assholes and probably have never worked in a service job before.
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Shaka Khan

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« Reply #5429 on: July 25, 2011, 09:36:37 PM »
I don't have a problem with paying up, but businesses should charge for a certain percentage up-front, then give everyone their exact cut and avoid all this. It can be a soul crushing experience for delivery guys/servers and a very awkward situation for the customer. Just show me how much I should pay on my bill and I will pony up.

At least that's what I'm used to here.
« Last Edit: July 25, 2011, 10:23:20 PM by Shah Rukh Khan »
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« Reply #5430 on: July 25, 2011, 10:08:29 PM »
If I'm broke, I just tip what I can.  Fuck those people who say "if you can't afford a tip, don't go out"  suck my balls.

But I usually tip double what the tax is.  Tax is 8.25 so it's 16.5% tip usually.  Works for me and easy to calculate.  If service was exceptional or I went with a lot of people or something, I'll up the tip to 20-30%. 

Oh I've also been a huge dick when I got shit service.  Left 50 cents just to be a dick.  Fuck them.  I know people will say I still left them something, but ask anyone in the service industry about how they feel when they get left a really shitty tip.  It usually pisses them off worse than someone who leaves nothing.

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« Reply #5431 on: July 25, 2011, 10:09:18 PM »
Well that happens sometimes.  In higher scale restaurants or large parties, gratuity charges are just automatically put on the bill and tips are really expected.  For all major deliveries, a delivery fee will be enforced, but the delivery person doesn't see much of anything from that fee.  In that regard, its a corporate fuck-up, not the delivery person's fault.
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« Reply #5432 on: July 25, 2011, 10:12:20 PM »
Oh.  Pizza Hut delivery boys do get half of the delivery charge.  Don't let them tell you otherwise.

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« Reply #5433 on: July 25, 2011, 10:19:10 PM »
Do they?  I have a friend at Papa Johns who says he only gets 20 percent of the fee.
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« Reply #5434 on: July 25, 2011, 10:23:08 PM »
and besides, a thirty dollar order is usually only around 3 bucks anyway, at least at papa johns.  So these pizza hut people only get 1.50 for 30 dollars only get .05 percent of the fee?  how luxurious 
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« Reply #5435 on: July 25, 2011, 10:30:19 PM »
I almost always tip more than 20%, but only because I was a server and bartender for years. Well, I always tipped decent before too. You have to be a real asshole to get less.

20% pretty much is the standard. Sometimes less, especially if the people are old or in their teens. But most nights I averaged out to 19-21%, oftentimes more. And I worked in fucking Missouri if that tells you anything. My personal findings may be skewed though, because the food was outstanding, we had a lot of regulars and of course I was pretty much the best server ever. :pimp

Around here, if restaurants raised their prices and took away tipping, the service would be complete shit. It's already borderline shit with tips, and I'm pretty patient with servers. I can only remember two times in the last 5 years I wanted to leave a fucking penny because I was so pissed, and one of those times was at an extremely expensive restaurant where an automatic 21% tip was mandatory and included. WTF is that shit? That lady was a complete bitch, but why should she be pleasant and helpful? She knew it didn't matter how she acted, bitch was gettin' paid. Most people in America are way too fucking lazy to actually be nice and do their customer service job unless commission, tips, or retaliation from their boss are involved. Works great in other countries though.
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« Reply #5436 on: July 25, 2011, 10:36:41 PM »
 In that regard, its a corporate fuck-up, not the delivery person's fault.

See this is where I stop giving a fuck, because it's not mine either. I paid for what I assumed was a tip, that coincidentally matches the standard fare. I mean if I tip you 15-20% directly and your 'roided employer shook you down for that amount, would that make it my fault too? There comes a point where these disputes should be settled without involving the customer.
« Last Edit: July 25, 2011, 10:40:29 PM by Shah Rukh Khan »
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« Reply #5437 on: July 25, 2011, 10:37:30 PM »
I pretty much always tip 20% (rounded up or down a bit according to whatever matches the bills I happen to have on me) no matter what, because I don't trust myself to know what is good or bad service. I'm not a service connoisseur.
« Last Edit: July 25, 2011, 10:39:08 PM by recursivelyenumerable »
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« Reply #5438 on: July 25, 2011, 10:37:45 PM »
of course I was pretty much the best server ever. :pimp

having boobs will instantly raise raise the customer's opinion of their server.

stop showing cleavage lindsay!
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« Reply #5439 on: July 25, 2011, 10:39:43 PM »
 In that regard, its a corporate fuck-up, not the delivery person's fault.

See this is where I stop giving a fuck, because it's not mine either. I paid for what I assumed was a tip, that coincidentally matches the standard fare. I mean if I tip you 15-20% directly and your 'roided employer shook you down for that amount, would that make it my problem too?

Nah I get what you mean, and your approach is absolutely warranted.  15 percent of the subtotal along with their shares of the delivery fee is absolute fine, I suppose.
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recursivelyenumerable

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« Reply #5440 on: July 25, 2011, 10:40:00 PM »
don't straight women buy food and stuff? maybe male servers should start wearing codpieces.
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« Reply #5441 on: July 25, 2011, 10:42:04 PM »
of course I was pretty much the best server ever. :pimp

having boobs will instantly raise raise the customer's opinion of their server.

stop showing cleavage lindsay!

I had to wear polo shirts! No cleavage!

Honestly though, how you gonna hide these things? Spoiler alert: not possible.
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« Reply #5442 on: July 25, 2011, 10:43:34 PM »
lennedsay, does having breasts kind of feel like being the Ringbearer in Lord of the Rings?
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« Reply #5443 on: July 25, 2011, 10:45:29 PM »
 :'( My precious...es
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« Reply #5444 on: July 25, 2011, 11:01:23 PM »
There's a very important difference between boobs and the One Ring:  you can only tittyfuck one of them.
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« Reply #5445 on: July 25, 2011, 11:04:17 PM »
boobies and black people my two favorite things.
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« Reply #5446 on: July 25, 2011, 11:38:12 PM »
There's a very important difference between boobs and the One Ring:  you can only tittyfuck one of them.

Nothing quite like a good rib rub. :drool
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« Reply #5447 on: July 25, 2011, 11:51:42 PM »
Unfortunately I've never tittyfucked a girl before.  Only girl I've ever been with that had big enough boobs for that stopped us at oral.  :(
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« Reply #5448 on: July 25, 2011, 11:52:56 PM »
:fbm

If it makes you feel better, I've never tittyfucked a girl either.
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« Reply #5449 on: July 26, 2011, 12:07:21 AM »
I've always wondered how that feels for a girl.  Has to be somewhat odd to make a faux-orifice out of your tits.  Or maybe its sexy for them.  Idk.
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« Reply #5450 on: July 26, 2011, 12:24:28 AM »
It's kinda hot, but can get uncomfortable. Depending on how long a guy lasts, it's usually less uncomfortable than the other jobs (HJs and BJs).

FROM WHAT I'VE HEARD. :ninja
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« Reply #5451 on: July 26, 2011, 12:41:57 AM »
I've always wondered how that feels for a girl.  Has to be somewhat odd to make a faux-orifice out of your tits.  Or maybe its sexy for them.  Idk.

My wife offers to let me do it, but I always laugh incessantly at the thought of it.
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« Reply #5452 on: July 26, 2011, 12:45:18 AM »
I've always wondered how that feels for a girl.  Has to be somewhat odd to make a faux-orifice out of your tits.  Or maybe its sexy for them.  Idk.

My wife offers to let me do it, but I always laugh incessantly at the thought of it.

 :lol

How is a handjob less uncomforable?  You just pretend you're shaking an unopened container of orange juice
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« Reply #5453 on: July 26, 2011, 01:14:41 AM »
My problem with PLEASE UNDERSTAND in plain Helvetica is I think people might interpret it as some kind of emo whining thing.

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i'd wear it

Yep, Im gonna work on some designs soon and make a thread. If we all buy shirts it could be a nice little fundraiser for The Bore
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« Reply #5454 on: July 26, 2011, 01:15:31 AM »
I've always wondered how that feels for a girl.  Has to be somewhat odd to make a faux-orifice out of your tits.  Or maybe its sexy for them.  Idk.

My wife offers to let me do it, but I always laugh incessantly at the thought of it.

Is her rack large enough? Whats her bust size?
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« Reply #5455 on: July 26, 2011, 01:29:43 AM »
I've always wondered how that feels for a girl.  Has to be somewhat odd to make a faux-orifice out of your tits.  Or maybe its sexy for them.  Idk.

I find they don't like the head of my cock bumping them in the nose.

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« Reply #5456 on: July 26, 2011, 04:38:42 AM »
of course I was pretty much the best server ever. :pimp

having boobs will instantly raise raise the customer's opinion of their server.

stop showing cleavage lindsay!

I had to wear polo shirts! No cleavage!

Honestly though, how you gonna hide these things? Spoiler alert: not possible.

Post that pic of you in that white dress with the massive cleavage pls. :drool

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« Reply #5457 on: July 26, 2011, 05:19:07 AM »
of course I was pretty much the best server ever. :pimp

having boobs will instantly raise raise the customer's opinion of their server.

stop showing cleavage lindsay!

I had to wear polo shirts! No cleavage!

Honestly though, how you gonna hide these things? Spoiler alert: not possible.

Post that pic of you in that white dress with the massive cleavage pls. :drool

Cosign.
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« Reply #5458 on: July 26, 2011, 05:23:32 AM »
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« Reply #5459 on: July 26, 2011, 07:51:38 AM »
You mean my wedding dress?  :lol

Can't contain those fuckers.. :( that dress was supposed to cover them, but it kept slipping.
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