The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread

[Phoenix Dark]

http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/joshuajamesslone
 

This is the gaf database creep right?

[Broseidon]

'Tis.

[Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich]

i don't know why this made me bust out laughing at work:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=30319988&postcount=42

[BlueTsunami]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=442070

Someones panties got all bunched up

[Himu]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=442070

Someones panties got all bunched up

Haha what the fuck is with those bans?

Why are they even bringing up Dragona? Laughing a female motorcross riders fucking up a course is not misogynistic or even sexist. If it were men, I'd laugh too!

[BlueTsunami]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=442070

Someones panties got all bunched up

Haha what the fuck is with those bans?

Why are they even bringing up Dragona? Laughing a female motorcross riders fucking up a course is not misogynistic or even sexist. If it were men, I'd laugh too!

One dude even posted how the course was taken by men but it seemed more of a case of track comfortability than a difference in gender. The contrast is hilarious though and people definitely shouldn't be banned for it.

[Himu]

pro-tip: people who often "find" racism, sexism, any ism, in something that is purely innocent or "found" within the context of someone's words in this manner usually is the exact thing they're calling other people.

[fistfulofmetal]

that thread looks like a bunch of children who peaked into the house and realized mommy wasn't there so they started playing baseball in the house. there's some pretty blatant sexist jokes in there. out of all the things on gaf people get banned for, that is pretty clearly one of them. so disagree with that rule or not, they're dumb for doing it in the first place.

[Himu]

I only read about 20 posts but point me to sexist posts.

[Himu]

Haha wow. That deserves a ban

[EmCeeGrammar]

I think saying women can't play certain sports because its physically impossible for them to be strong enough is clear cut sexism.  Its like saying humans shouldn't be climbing things because we don't have an opposable toethumb... that was a terrible analogy.

For the record, I'm slightly mysoginistic.  Yet I realise that attitude aint fair and does no one any favors and do everything in my power to keep that shit in check.

[Bildi]

it's a two page thread you lazy cunt

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=30343873&postcount=53

Well, it doesn't.

[Himu]

I think saying women can't play certain sports because its physically impossible for them to be strong enough is clear cut sexism.  Its like saying humans shouldn't be climbing things because we don't have an opposable toethumb... that was a terrible analogy.

For the record, I'm slightly mysoginistic.  Yet I realise that attitude aint fair and does no one any favors and do everything in my power to keep that shit in check.

I wouldn't say it's physically impossible for women to play every sport, but it'd certainly be harder for certain kinds of sports, just like how women could naturally be better than men at other specific sports or how black people tend to have bodies geared for specific sports moreso than non-blacks. I don't think that's a stretch in the least. I think 'impossible' is a stupid quantifier, though.

[Himu]

agreed. it's really the context in which it's debated.

[fistfulofmetal]

i'm completely mysoginistic. women are usually always dumb and bad at things.

[lennedsay]

i'm completely mysoginistic. women are usually always dumb and bad at things.

Yup. This is why I'm not a lesbian.

[Mupepe]

i'm completely mysoginistic. women are usually always dumb and bad at things.

Yup. This is why I'm not a lesbian.

that and you love penis way too much

[lennedsay]

My secret's out?! Guess I can't really hide it, huh? 

[EmCeeGrammar]

i'm completely mysoginistic. women are usually always dumb and bad at things.

American culture fosters an attitude that women don't HAVE to be really good at anything, so it naturally begets some incompetence.  I think just as with any guy, most would be capable if it was expected of them.

My slight mysigonistic attitude comes from dealing with the plethora of girls who were obviously very spoiled by men their whole lives.  But, like I said, I've met many smart and capable women to know its not fair to say its analogous with the gender.

And Lindsay, for some reason women hating women is way too common .  I just wonder if you hypocriticaly partake in the behaviours you detest as much as the other ones I talk to did.

[Barry Egan]

women being critical of aspects of their own gender isn't really all that unique to women either.  Insert any joke about dudebros here.

[etiolate]

indeed

this hater gonna hate as long as asshats stand at the podium, dudebros and disney princesses and entitled libruls and shut-in libertarians and run on sentences alike

[lennedsay]

I know of those women you speak of. There are certain "girl" things I like and like to do. But drama?  Weddings  (unless they have an open bar) and the worst culprit, baby showers 

You want to see awkward? Take me to a baby shower. My mom just got done planning one and insisted on filling me in with every detail, and it was a lot of me saying, "Who gives a fuck?" and "I'm not doing that, because it's fucking stupid." and "You know who won't remember that? Every one who attends including that fetus."

I don't "hate" girls like other girls say. I just have nothing in common with a large majority, and am, in turn, extremely awkward around them. Also, I fucking hate baby and wedding showers, and am distrustful of anyone who enjoys such an awful event.

[Joe Molotov]

Lennedsay is a fembro.

[Himu]

i can't say fuck around my mom or she gets sad

[Barry Egan]

i can't say fuck around my mom or she gets sad

That's only because she doesn't like talk without any follow through.  Drop your drawers next time u say it and watch that frown turn upside down.

[BlackMage]

i can't say fuck around my mom or she gets sad

That's only because she doesn't like talk without any follow through.  Drop your drawers next time u say it and watch that frown turn upside down.

incest is funny like farts

[Phoenix Dark]

saying they ought not to do certain sports, or that they can't beat a man is sexism

saying that they are operating with a natural handicap in some activities is just a matter of fact, just like men operate with a natural handicap in other activities (like using their brains amirite cathy lololol)

somehow i doubt motocross is one of those activities though

Name some, outside of physical activities

[Bebpo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=30377822&postcount=38

honestly i feel like i'm stuck in this relationship.

she's been wanting to be with me. and everytime i try to break up with her, she disagrees.

i've come to the realization that i'm not into her at all.

New meme incoming?

[Mr. Gundam]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=30377822&postcount=38

honestly i feel like i'm stuck in this relationship.

she's been wanting to be with me. and everytime i try to break up with her, she disagrees.

i've come to the realization that i'm not into her at all.

New meme incoming?

That's not a new meme. That's a weak-willed dude stuck with a domineering woman.

[Bebpo]

No, but it's funny.

Like "everytime I try to explain why weed is good to police, police disagree" or something (I am not funny meme maker, I leave that to others and I just laugh and reap the benefits).

It's (something obvious) + weak will = lolz

[etiolate]

"Every time I tell Gaddafi to step aside, he disagrees."

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=30377822&postcount=38

honestly i feel like i'm stuck in this relationship.

she's been wanting to be with me. and everytime i try to break up with her, she disagrees.

i've come to the realization that i'm not into her at all.

New meme incoming?

Seinfeld.

[Tucah]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=30377822&postcount=38

honestly i feel like i'm stuck in this relationship.

she's been wanting to be with me. and everytime i try to break up with her, she disagrees.

i've come to the realization that i'm not into her at all.

New meme incoming?

Seinfeld.

First thing I thought of.

[Van Cruncheon]

IT'S SPELLED "MISOGYNISTIC" YOU DUMB CUNNIFREDS

MIS- AS IN AGAINST

GYNE- AS IN WOMEN

AHDKhkfklsdj;lkfsdk;lfkds;lgs;lkbgs'kbfsd;kbs

[Van Cruncheon]

the dumbest gender is INTERNET

[Oblivion]

And women.

[brob]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=442284

Is Spike trolling? I can't tell... 

[Great Rumbler]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=442284

Is Spike trolling? I can't tell... 

That sounds so awful.

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=442222

Apparently some people think it's fine for GameStop to open up new game boxes take everything in them out as long as they still sell you the disc because GameStop only agreed to "sell the game" not "anything the publisher wants to put in the box." And people should really be mad at SquareEnix for "lying" about what's in the box. Or something.

I think they should take the discs out too since the game requires Steam. GameStop didn't agree to sell Steam did they?!?

[Oblivion]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=442291

False advertising ftl.

[benjipwns]

About all you could want from an OT thread, Gaborn posting something sad he saw on Drudge, a Count Dookie pun, a "reminds me of" TV Show reference, someone takes issue and Gaborn arguing with them. 

Worth noting first, it involves a doggie though it is touching in a way: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=442300

But there was this video linked which is fun:
[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

[EmCeeGrammar]

IT'S SPELLED "MISOGYNISTIC" YOU DUMB CUNNIFREDS

MIS- AS IN AGAINST

GYNE- AS IN WOMEN

AHDKhkfklsdj;lkfsdk;lfkds;lgs;lkbgs'kbfsd;kbs

You enfureighted?

[The Sceneman]

i don't know why this made me bust out laughing at work:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=30319988&postcount=42

he's pretty funny looking!

[Diunx]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=442284

Is Spike trolling? I can't tell... 

lol where the fuck did all those sons come from?

[Shaka Khan]

i don't know why this made me bust out laughing at work:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=30319988&postcount=42

he's pretty funny looking!

No wonder he ended up being a ninthing, he never stood a chance!

[Great Rumbler]

the dumbest gender is INTERNET

So very true. "Giving everyone a voice" certainly sounds like a noble pursuit, but people prove very quickly that they don't deserve one.

[BlueTsunami]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=30411514&posted=1#post30411514

:O

[Narag]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=30411514&posted=1#post30411514

:O

 

[Phoenix Dark]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=442409&page=5

An entertaining mixture of Londa embarrassing herself and the always entertaining pop stan wars 

[Diunx]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=442599

This is the most disgusting thread I have read this year.

[Phoenix Dark]

Nah he has shitty taste but is pretty funny. I like the stan wars shit, reminds me of hip hop stan wars on SOHH back in the day.

Londa on the other hand enters EVERY thread about a female celeb and attempts to convince everyone that said celeb is unattractive. Or is ugly without makeup. Or is wearing a weave. etc. And of course when Londa posted her own picture she's an overweight, balding redbone

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=442599

This is the most disgusting thread I have read this year.

WTF Asia? Some of us are trying to live in the 21st Century over here.

[Phoenix Dark]

Nah he has shitty taste but is pretty funny. I like the stan wars shit, reminds me of hip hop stan wars on SOHH back in the day.

Londa on the other hand enters EVERY thread about a female celeb and attempts to convince everyone that said celeb is unattractive. Or is ugly without makeup. Or is wearing a weave. etc. And of course when Londa posted her own picture she's an overweight, balding redbone

Pics.

It's somewhere in the Black Culture thread; too many posts to search through though. She's the female equivalent of a "sharp knees" complainer nerd

[Phoenix Dark]

It's somewhere in the Black Culture thread; too many posts to search through though. She's the female equivalent of a "sharp knees" complainer nerd

Tried looking for it, all I found was her calling this black chick ugly and this other black chick ugly and its all cause of fake booty! The funny thing is she usually brings that shit up. Damn what a jealous bitch, and people wonder why we don't date black women.

Black women are fine breh. Some are just bitter as fuck

[BlackMage]

I didn't even know Londa was a black woman when I already decided I hated her ass. I thought she was another dumb white fat nerd with a neckbeard. By the way, I hate himu for starting that black culture thread. You created a monster. You always fuck things up.

[magus]

ehy guys! remember when a while ago i said how stupid it was to wish that *insert western developer* would handle *insert popular japanese ip*

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=442699

i swear gamefaqs is less moronic these days than neogaf

[Himu]

I didn't even know Londa was a black woman when I already decided I hated her ass. I thought she was another dumb white fat nerd with a neckbeard. By the way, I hate himu for starting that black culture thread. You created a monster. You always fuck things up.

that thread is/was the best thread on gaf

[BlackMage]

I didn't even know Londa was a black woman when I already decided I hated her ass. I thought she was another dumb white fat nerd with a neckbeard. By the way, I hate himu for starting that black culture thread. You created a monster. You always fuck things up.

that thread is/was the best thread on gaf

and this is why we could never be lovers.

[Himu]

no other thread allowed me to say how i truly feel about the alamo and texas glorification of it

[BlackMage]

no other thread allowed me to say how i truly feel about the alamo and texas glorification of it