The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread

[Himu]

I DO

[BlackMage]

I DO

you really need to get out of Texas son.. come to California, already!

[Broseidon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=16977977&postcount=908

Who the fuck types this much about anything? ANYTHING?!

I was honestly wondering how far it would go on when I was scrolling down.

[Great Rumbler]

ABF has ALWAYS been like that.

[Trent Dole]

Some people just really like the sound of their own voice and the sight of their own text. Also the N64 was a motherfucking piece of shit graphically, what a bunch of distinguished mentally-challenged fellows over there.

[Himu]

cool

[etiolate]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=30478308&postcount=1033

dude has to be joke character

[Dickie Dee]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/newreply.php?do=newreply&p=30478308

dude has to be joke character

I don't know what that means /Bones

[Broseidon]

I cant see the link :/

[fistfulofmetal]

I cant see the link :/

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=30478308&postcount=1033

[Broseidon]

 

[Shaka Khan]

[Himu]

the best part of that thread are the people who think Dawkins is an arrogant tool. Sounds like Dawkins hit a nerve, but the truth is that Dawkins is a very open-minded debater.

Do they mean Hitchens? Hitchens and Harris are the dicks, Dawkins always tries to UNDERSTAND why people feel the way they do and listens and debates accordingly. Hitchens and Harris don't give a fuck.

[Himu]

Reading the summary was enough for me. I don't give a shit. Sounds like a stupid argument/"debate" to begin with.

[etiolate]

Dawkins comment seemed to be "lol white whine"

[Oblivion]

Well, at least Dawkins hates Rick Perry. That's gotta count for something...

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/on-faith/post/attention-governor-perry-evolution-is-a-fact/2011/08/23/gIQAuIFUYJ_blog.html

[Oblivion]

One problem I have with that article was this:

Because some asshole in Ireland doesn't know how to ask a girl on a date.

He didn't seem like an asshole. Misplaced outrage ftl.

[etiolate]

The issue is that it wasn't a problem or a lesser evil or anything like that. She got offered coffee and proceeded to label it as objectifying, then shared her labeling with the world.

[Himu]

tsk tsk richard

[Himu]

damn son

only women flaunt that many photos of themselves

smh har

SMH

[Phoenix Dark]

He took some shots at me in the boxoffice thread. Next time I'm dropping a bomb on his ass, I just need to find that thread where he stealth bragged about dating a racist white chick

[Phoenix Dark]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=30479849&postcount=81

god I hate Neogaf's lack of a search option

[Shuri]

What's with all those grown dudes being hyped as fuck for Britney and Lady Gaga and whatsnot in the MTV VMA Thread.. What the fuck..

[Barry Egan]

Dawkins comment *was* a really shitty argument, though.  Like, he'd get failed out of first year philosophy with that argument.  For a guy who has kind of built himself up as a pure rationalist, it's a bit surprising.

This is almost always true with dawkins arguments.  His ability to think on an abstract level is poor, and it comes through in almost all his lines of reasoning.  I'm not against his "cause" or anything, but stylistically he is not my cup of tea at all, elevator gate was just more of what people should already expect from him.

[benjipwns]

What's with all those grown dudes being hyped as fuck for Britney and Lady Gaga and whatsnot in the MTV VMA Thread.. What the fuck..

Have you seen the one guys apartment or whatever that's a huge Britney fan, it was posted a couple pages back and before. Is it ToySoldier or something? I honestly can't fathom it. Just lots of tits all over.

This is almost always true with dawkins arguments.  His ability to think on an abstract level is poor, and it comes through in almost all his lines of reasoning.  I'm not against his "cause" or anything, but stylistically he is not my cup of tea at all, elevator gate was just more of what people should already expect from him.

Not to really debate it, but I can agree with this in some ways.

I don't agree with Hitchens on many things but I get his logic and do in fact like his style, and enjoy his prose. Jay Nordlinger and Mark Steyn are people of a similar bent where even when I'm disagreeing I tend to like how they write. (In column form anyhow, the one Steyn book I cracked was pretty bad.)

[Joe Molotov]

What's with all those grown dudes being hyped as fuck for Britney and Lady Gaga and whatsnot in the MTV VMA Thread.. What the fuck..

When you get too old for My Little Pony, it's time to move on to Brittney Spears.

[archie4208]

What's with all those grown dudes being hyped as fuck for Britney and Lady Gaga and whatsnot in the MTV VMA Thread.. What the fuck..

When you get too old for My Little Pony, it's time to move on to Brittney Spears.

Isn't it the other way around now and days?   

[Himu]

What's with all those grown dudes being hyped as fuck for Britney and Lady Gaga and whatsnot in the MTV VMA Thread.. What the fuck..

Lady Gaga's live shows are absolute insanity

[Himu]

Dawkins comment *was* a really shitty argument, though.  Like, he'd get failed out of first year philosophy with that argument.  For a guy who has kind of built himself up as a pure rationalist, it's a bit surprising.

This is almost always true with dawkins arguments.  His ability to think on an abstract level is poor, and it comes through in almost all his lines of reasoning.  I'm not against his "cause" or anything, but stylistically he is not my cup of tea at all, elevator gate was just more of what people should already expect from him.

correct, he's not a philosopher

[Mupepe]

What's with all those grown dudes being hyped as fuck for Britney and Lady Gaga and whatsnot in the MTV VMA Thread.. What the fuck..

Lady Gaga's live shows are absolute insanity

Eh.  I've seen one.  I'm not going to judge people who like them because I like listening to a skinny black dude that looks white hop around and go "hee hee hee" but it didn't wow me.  I guess it's just not my cup of tea.  I really don't get the obsession with her.  I know I've said it before but it really amazes me how she is worshiped as groundbreaking and awesome and the bestest thing in the last 20 years and I listen to it or see it and I get nothing from it.  I tried reading one of the GAF lady gaga threads and dudes in there talking about how they can feel her energy and it's all so amazing and I'm all like

[Diunx]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=30321116&postcount=50

Look at this attention whore.

lol all his friends are white.

[Phoenix Dark]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=30321116&postcount=50

Look at this attention whore.

lol all his friends are white.

please someone photoshop his baby pic on the All My Friends Are Dead dino, changing the name

[Broseidon]

Am I the only one who kept thinking he looks like a girl in the baby pics?

What's with all those grown dudes being hyped as fuck for Britney and Lady Gaga and whatsnot in the MTV VMA Thread.. What the fuck..

When you get too old for My Little Pony, it's time to move on to Brittney Spears.

You can never be too old for MLP.

[Robo]

In the same way you can't be too old to be a pedophile.

[BlackMage]

Am I the only one who kept thinking he looks like a girl in the baby pics?

What's with all those grown dudes being hyped as fuck for Britney and Lady Gaga and whatsnot in the MTV VMA Thread.. What the fuck..

When you get too old for My Little Pony, it's time to move on to Brittney Spears.

You can never be too old for MLP.

yes.. yes you can..

[Himu]

He's a college student. Black folks don't go to no higher edumacation. also, he's a film student. ain't no black film students.

at least there's a latina.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=30321116&postcount=50

Look at this attention whore.

omg

Not at all how I had pictured him.

[etiolate]

He also goes to UCSC. He probably makes up %20 of the black population on campus.

[The Sceneman]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=30411514&posted=1#post30411514

:O

has to be one of the worst threads ever, EVERYONE is trying so hard to be funny

[EmCeeGrammar]

What's with all those grown dudes being hyped as fuck for Britney and Lady Gaga and whatsnot in the MTV VMA Thread.. What the fuck..

Lady Gaga's live shows are absolute insanity

Eh.  I've seen one.  I'm not going to judge people who like them because I like listening to a skinny black dude that looks white hop around and go "hee hee hee" but it didn't wow me.  I guess it's just not my cup of tea.  I really don't get the obsession with her.  I know I've said it before but it really amazes me how she is worshiped as groundbreaking and awesome and the bestest thing in the last 20 years and I listen to it or see it and I get nothing from it.  I tried reading one of the GAF lady gaga threads and dudes in there talking about how they can feel her energy and it's all so amazing and I'm all like

In the larger scene of popular music, she is atypical and the closest thing to 'fresh air' that a top 40 countdown has at the moment.  She's a genius compared to Bruno Mars or Katy Perry.  Of course Gaga is unnecessary if one ATTEMPTS to listen to non mainstream stuff.  Also, every generation needs a new Madonna to bear the mandate of heaven.

What's with all those grown dudes being hyped as fuck for Britney and Lady Gaga and whatsnot in the MTV VMA Thread.. What the fuck..

To be fair, have you listened to the new Britney Spears album?  It's pretty amazing. 

Maybe I'm missing sarcasm, but its really derivative dance music with obvious lyrics.

[BlackMage]

listen to it again MC.. this time ironically...

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=16977977&postcount=908

Who the fuck types this much about anything? ANYTHING?!

I was honestly wondering how far it would go on when I was scrolling down.

I think I did that a couple of times on G4. Fun times.

But I don't have the energy or care to type that much anymore. 

[BlackMage]

it ain't a bad thing andrex ya nerdy mother fucker

[recursivelyenumerable]

I know of those women you speak of. There are certain "girl" things I like and like to do. But drama?  Weddings  (unless they have an open bar) and the worst culprit, baby showers 

You want to see awkward? Take me to a baby shower. My mom just got done planning one and insisted on filling me in with every detail, and it was a lot of me saying, "Who gives a fuck?" and "I'm not doing that, because it's fucking stupid." and "You know who won't remember that? Every one who attends including that fetus."

I don't "hate" girls like other girls say. I just have nothing in common with a large majority, and am, in turn, extremely awkward around them. Also, I fucking hate baby and wedding showers, and am distrustful of anyone who enjoys such an awful event.

Actually I've had several women tell me how much they hate baby showers, and none ever tell me otherwise. Is it possible that all women actually secretly hate baby showers, but pretend to like them around other women because they falsely believe the other women like baby showers and don't want to set themselves apart, etc.? Basically a 12 Monkeys time paradox thing, but with women liking baby showers instead of time travel.

[Himu]

i've never been to a baby shower. what do you hate about baby showers?

[lennedsay]

That may be the case. Fuck that, I won't even pretend to like baby showers. At the last one, I sat with my younger, equally awkward cuz, talking about music and how we hate most of the family. Then everyone harassed me about why I didn't already have kids, as I looked over at my other younger cousins with multiple kids all over the age of 5.  How about we just wait until kids don't equal complete financial ruin? K thx.

It's just a whole lot of squealing and giggling and oohing and ahhing. Those noises should be reserved for a hot lesbian orgy. Too many pastel colors, crappy mints and candy, and stupid fucking games. Then you sit there for two hours and watch them unwrap their diapers and onesies. I hate all that shit and can only imagine how I'll be at my own...  I didn't even want a wedding shower.

[BlackMage]

and she wonders why i confused her for a man   

[Shaka Khan]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=439079

Prophet Mohammad, this guy is a Muslim? Time to bail the fuck out, low tier religion confirmed.

[recursivelyenumerable]

That may be the case. Fuck that, I won't even pretend to like baby showers. At the last one, I sat with my younger, equally awkward cuz, talking about music and how we hate most of the family. Then everyone harassed me about why I didn't already have kids, as I looked over at my other younger cousins with multiple kids all over the age of 5.  How about we just wait until kids don't equal complete financial ruin? K thx.

It's just a whole lot of squealing and giggling and oohing and ahhing. Those noises should be reserved for a hot lesbian orgy. Too many pastel colors, crappy mints and candy, and stupid fucking games. Then you sit there for two hours and watch them unwrap their diapers and onesies. I hate all that shit and can only imagine how I'll be at my own...  I didn't even want a wedding shower.

Did you have to play the game where you like put a candy bar in a diaper and microwave it or something? That was the last straw with the girl from my recent pseudo-date. Can't blame her, just hearing about it made me want to puke

[Shaka Khan]

That sounds like a fun game. It helps you associate baby poop with something edible and non-repulsive. I hope they used Almond chocolate bars for accuracy's sake.

[magus]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=442871

this thread is just....

[lennedsay]

That may be the case. Fuck that, I won't even pretend to like baby showers. At the last one, I sat with my younger, equally awkward cuz, talking about music and how we hate most of the family. Then everyone harassed me about why I didn't already have kids, as I looked over at my other younger cousins with multiple kids all over the age of 5.  How about we just wait until kids don't equal complete financial ruin? K thx.

It's just a whole lot of squealing and giggling and oohing and ahhing. Those noises should be reserved for a hot lesbian orgy. Too many pastel colors, crappy mints and candy, and stupid fucking games. Then you sit there for two hours and watch them unwrap their diapers and onesies. I hate all that shit and can only imagine how I'll be at my own...  I didn't even want a wedding shower.

Did you have to play the game where you like put a candy bar in a diaper and microwave it or something? That was the last straw with the girl from my recent pseudo-date. Can't blame her, just hearing about it made me want to puke

I don't know what they played. I went outside with my awesome cuz and avoided the games at all costs. It was like high school and we snuck outside to smoke cigs behind the bleachers. I think they use different brands of candy bars in different diapers and you have to guess what kind it is. It helps in real life when someone shits in a public pool and you can yell, "It's cool! It's just a Baby Ruth!"

It's just another excuse for a woman to be princess-for-a-day. Hey guess what? We're not 4.

[Himu]

It's just another excuse for a woman to be princess-for-a-day. Hey guess what? We're not 4.

please explain this princess stuff, especially after the women's rights movement

i know things don't change overnight but still

[Mupepe]

yeah but pillow princess lesbians are hot.

[Mupepe]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=442870&page=3

this thread is fantastic

[Himu]

FORBIDDEN

[Himu]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=30520784&postcount=66

this thread keeps giving

edit: Any man who says they've never had that happen to them is a LIAR. The older you get, the more you lose perspective. One time I totally hit on a chick that was 16. I thought she was around my age (19 at the time). Imagine this as a 20-something year old.

[Reb]

Falling in love with a girl you know is 14? Never happened to me.

[Diunx]

Nothing wrong with being attracted to 16 year olds.

[Himu]

I certainly didn't say falling in love with a 14 year old, we're talking about attraction. Love? That's creepo, especially since he barely knows her (6 months?). But certainly you've had a "wait, you're how old?" moment. SURELY.