Author Topic: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread (Read 6030816 times)

pilonv1 · « **Reply #8940 on:** November 07, 2011, 04:09:35 AM »

I can't be the only one using Duck Duck Go

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #8941 on:** November 07, 2011, 04:52:52 AM »

I personally use Bing.

BING..SEARCH..IMAGES...NICK FROST... SHIRTLESS...FILTER... OFF

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #8942 on:** November 07, 2011, 05:10:45 AM »

Who is this Cowbell dude? I want to shit a brick cause I gained some weight.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #8943 on:** November 07, 2011, 06:27:00 AM »

Tasty · « **Reply #8944 on:** November 07, 2011, 06:44:43 AM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on November 07, 2011, 03:15:24 AM

Quote from: Andrex on November 07, 2011, 12:49:54 AM
Quote from: ZephyrFate on November 06, 2011, 08:59:38 PM
Google has made Evilore its bitch.

In the end, we're all Google's bitches.

Google ain't nothin' but a search engine to me, son.

They still got you man. They got everyone.

I do use DuckDuckGo sometimes though. It's quaint but it has worse results and fewer options... figuring out how to search videos and images is madness. Also, their lack of OpenSearch genuinely annoys me (seriously, who goes to a search engine's front page anymore??)

Also if you don't use Chrome you're doing it wrong.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #8945 on:** November 07, 2011, 06:52:29 AM »

I'm gonna wait until Lager shits that brick, then I'm gonna throw it in your face, Andrex

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #8946 on:** November 07, 2011, 06:53:30 AM »

I had corn yesterday so be warned.

Fifstar · « **Reply #8947 on:** November 07, 2011, 07:31:32 AM »

Might be the right time to introduce myself. I've lurked here for a long time (came for the GAF drama) but my accounts were never approved. Tried it again after the forum relaunch and here I am.

I don't post a lot on GAF, so you probably won't recognize me.

Vertigo · « **Reply #8948 on:** November 07, 2011, 08:13:29 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=397870&page=38

Ass kissing in full effect as a new mod is revealed to his adoring gaf public. I love these threads part coronation, part posters trying to get EL attention for future consideration.
more ingrates happy that they have another PC 'master race' spewing mod and some even asking for people like ghst and jim jam bongs to be up next for modship which i hope was a joke post.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #8949 on:** November 07, 2011, 08:21:44 AM »

You mad bro?

Vertigo · « **Reply #8950 on:** November 07, 2011, 09:08:37 AM »

Always.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #8951 on:** November 07, 2011, 09:09:01 AM »

Quote from: Fifstar on November 07, 2011, 07:31:32 AM

Might be the right time to introduce myself. I've lurked here for a long time (came for the GAF drama) but my accounts were never approved. Tried it again after the forum relaunch and here I am.

I don't post a lot on GAF, so you probably won't recognize me.

Welcome

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Tasty · « **Reply #8952 on:** November 07, 2011, 09:40:26 AM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on November 07, 2011, 07:23:59 AM

Quote from: Andrex on November 07, 2011, 06:44:43 AM

They still got you man. They got everyone.

I do use DuckDuckGo sometimes though. It's quaint but it has worse results and fewer options... figuring out how to search videos and images is madness. Also, their lack of OpenSearch genuinely annoys me (seriously, who goes to a search engine's front page anymore??)

Also if you don't use Chrome you're doing it wrong.

don't use chrome

don't use android

don't use plus

using google maps for directions in japan is the height of distinguished mentally-challenged

oh but i do use youtube, i guess they bought that. so they own my web searches and stupid video watching. woo, masters of the universe there.

I don't really have a point, just poking fun.

You should use Chrome though.

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*Jaded web dev on a crusage against outdated browsers*

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demi · « **Reply #8953 on:** November 07, 2011, 09:55:06 AM »

Everyone's a web dev these days

Talk to me when you use your skills in a working environment...

T-Short · « **Reply #8954 on:** November 07, 2011, 10:05:18 AM »

"Jaded" web dev? Aren't you a tween, Andrex?

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #8955 on:** November 07, 2011, 10:15:30 AM »

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #8956 on:** November 07, 2011, 10:21:47 AM »

You've got to be at least 22 years old to be jaded about anything. AT LEAST.

demi · « **Reply #8957 on:** November 07, 2011, 10:33:55 AM »

Third · « **Reply #8958 on:** November 07, 2011, 10:35:37 AM »

Oh, just saw Devlotion's picture for the first time. I would, I guess. Don't see much.

Third · « **Reply #8959 on:** November 07, 2011, 10:43:36 AM »

Oh, just skimmed the thread and saw the pictures with wenis.

Nevermind

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Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #8960 on:** November 07, 2011, 10:47:08 AM »

Linkz.

Third · « **Reply #8961 on:** November 07, 2011, 10:49:53 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=31947571&postcount=6431

wenis and devolution

her face

Is that a bulge???

Third · « **Reply #8962 on:** November 07, 2011, 11:00:46 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=451221

they should ban those kind of threads. One post OT is more than enough. I scrolled for for like a minute pfff

archie4208 · « **Reply #8963 on:** November 07, 2011, 11:16:24 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=451221

My God

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #8964 on:** November 07, 2011, 11:18:53 AM »

Can you please post something in the lines of

"Maybe Ubisoft could have included a real booklet instead of sponsoring your fucking thread."

I'd post it myself, but all three of my accounts are currently banned.

Vertigo · « **Reply #8965 on:** November 07, 2011, 11:24:10 AM »

How much 'help' do companies give these threads some of then shine with the hand of game company PR shenanigans.

My god just scrolled through he can't be serious with that shit.

Tasty · « **Reply #8966 on:** November 07, 2011, 11:30:59 AM »

Quote from: demi on November 07, 2011, 09:55:06 AM

Everyone's a web dev these days

Talk to me when you use your skills in a working environment...

I think we went over this when I joined...

Call me a hobbyist or whatever then. Still annoying when I have to compensate for old browsers.

Tasty · « **Reply #8967 on:** November 07, 2011, 11:33:38 AM »

Quote from: Third on November 07, 2011, 11:00:46 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=451221

they should ban those kind of threads. One post OT is more than enough. I scrolled for for like a minute pfff

I take it back, this is the worst recent OT.

Well made, but completely contrary to any sense of actual usability.

OTOH, best recent OT? I'd like to think so.

* Actually includes Bore advice like highlighting user impressions. <3

Fifstar · « **Reply #8968 on:** November 07, 2011, 11:35:11 AM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on November 07, 2011, 10:33:36 AM

Quote from: Fifstar on November 07, 2011, 07:31:32 AM
Might be the right time to introduce myself. I've lurked here for a long time (came for the GAF drama) but my accounts were never approved. Tried it again after the forum relaunch and here I am.

I don't post a lot on GAF, so you probably won't recognize me.

Awesome dude. You'll find this place pretty welcoming. I was a new member just a few months ago; the fellas here will help you ease right in.

Well, at least it's my first account here

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #8969 on:** November 07, 2011, 11:38:54 AM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on November 07, 2011, 11:18:53 AM

Can you please post something in the lines of

"Maybe Ubisoft could have included a real booklet instead of sponsoring your fucking thread."

I'd post it myself, but all three of my accounts are currently banned.

Mr. Shinobi stepped up.

Crushed · « **Reply #8970 on:** November 07, 2011, 11:52:26 AM »

They need to have a honeypot thread where they create a bloated disgusting marketing OT and then ban everyone who praises it. Cull the shitposters.

Tasty · « **Reply #8971 on:** November 07, 2011, 11:54:30 AM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on November 07, 2011, 11:50:05 AM

Quote from: Andrex on November 07, 2011, 11:33:38 AM
I take it back, this is the worst recent OT.

Well made, but completely contrary to any sense of actual usability.

OTOH, best recent OT? I'd like to think so.

* Actually includes Bore advice like highlighting user impressions. <3

list of power-ups is totally unnecessary

user impressions are nice but their names really don't need to be taking up that much real estate, no one gives a fuck who they are

nobody needs that many screens to look at... give a handful to show what the game looks like, if people are hungry for more they can go find them on their own

Actually I was thinking all of that.

I figured I'd throw the powerups in just because, that was literally the meatiest part of the OP when I posted it.

Thinking about moving the screens to a different post and just linking them, game looks better in motion anyways and the thumbnails don't really fit in well with the rest of the thread.

As for the usernames, yeah I suppose. But I had the powerup template sitting around and wanted to keep it consistent. The original font was a bit smaller, actually.

Also PS- No scrollbars appear even on my crappy netbook.

Vertigo · « **Reply #8972 on:** November 07, 2011, 11:57:13 AM »

This whole page is hilarious.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=418911&page=139

Broseidon · « **Reply #8973 on:** November 07, 2011, 12:06:24 PM »

Anyone else find Manos annoying as fuck?

archie4208 · « **Reply #8974 on:** November 07, 2011, 12:08:18 PM »

I was working on the Dota 2 thread and it is just a wall of text explaining the game with some stock images inserted. $:-\$

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #8975 on:** November 07, 2011, 12:10:33 PM »

Vertigo · « **Reply #8976 on:** November 07, 2011, 12:13:59 PM »

Quote from: Broseidon on November 07, 2011, 12:06:24 PM

Anyone else find Manos annoying as fuck?

His performance in the Occupy Wall Street thread has been something to behold first saying it would never take off as no one cared then crawling back under his rock when people started to actually give a damm. Then he slimed back into the thread presenting straw-man arguments aplenty. Another utter asshole is Enron, another right wing cockweasel.

Third · « **Reply #8977 on:** November 07, 2011, 12:14:56 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=451234

lol

Broseidon · « **Reply #8978 on:** November 07, 2011, 12:16:03 PM »

Well Enron is banned so yay.

Also, I was the one who got Manos to say he'd drop the whole subject. Well that didnt last long eh?

brob · « **Reply #8979 on:** November 07, 2011, 12:17:44 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=451234
:dap

Quote from: archie4208 on November 07, 2011, 12:08:18 PM

I was working on the Dota 2 thread and it is just a wall of text explaining the game with some stock images inserted. $:-\$

I think that's useful though. it's effectively a new genre that came into being very recently and lots of people have no idea how it works. Especially with all the lingo being in the way too.

Mupepe · « **Reply #8980 on:** November 07, 2011, 12:18:34 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 07, 2011, 12:10:33 PM

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Broseidon · « **Reply #8981 on:** November 07, 2011, 12:22:05 PM »

I cant help but feel awkward because I know she posts/reads Bore.

Tasty · « **Reply #8982 on:** November 07, 2011, 12:28:56 PM »

Broseidon · « **Reply #8983 on:** November 07, 2011, 12:29:27 PM »

Devolution.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #8984 on:** November 07, 2011, 12:30:41 PM »

I would bang devolution, no joke

brob · « **Reply #8985 on:** November 07, 2011, 12:34:58 PM »

Quote from: Broseidon on November 07, 2011, 12:22:05 PM

I cant help but feel awkward because I know she posts/reads Bore.

She doesn't seem like the frail sort. Doubt she puts much stock in what any random bore/Opa poster thinks of her.

Third · « **Reply #8986 on:** November 07, 2011, 12:36:26 PM »

Quote from: The Sceneman on November 07, 2011, 12:30:41 PM

I would bang devolution, no joke

Me too. I'd fuck her brains out. And then call a taxi.

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #8987 on:** November 07, 2011, 12:44:23 PM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on November 07, 2011, 12:16:08 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 07, 2011, 12:10:33 PM
(Image removed from quote.)

Oh look it's a cool young dude in make up.

I wanna say she looks fine but I have to wonder if she's obscuring her face for some reason. You're no Jinfash yourself Wrath

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #8988 on:** November 07, 2011, 12:45:11 PM »

shots fired

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #8989 on:** November 07, 2011, 12:50:57 PM »

shots fired x2

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #8990 on:** November 07, 2011, 12:52:57 PM »

I imagine Wrath's setup sexual encounters are like the prince dude in Homeland. Each white chick is filmed nude by some other white chick and Wrath can choose which ones he wants from the comfort of his ivory couch.

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #8991 on:** November 07, 2011, 01:15:22 PM »

Come to think of it, she should gain 20 pounds and grow her hair long. Staring at the pic is giving me Jim Halpert vibes.

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #8992 on:** November 07, 2011, 01:18:30 PM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on November 07, 2011, 12:47:36 PM

Hey at least I get laid on occasion, unlike you Mr. Autistic Virginity.

I probably could if I found small talk engaging. I get dry humped/goosed/longhugged by the XX chromosomals enough.

demi · « **Reply #8993 on:** November 07, 2011, 01:22:23 PM »

I wish that happened to me

Himu · « **Reply #8994 on:** November 07, 2011, 01:27:53 PM »

I remember when I first joined gaf. We'd make one sentence long op's. "Hey, anyone get this yet?"

In comparison: my Digital Devil Saga 2 op

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=65717

Tasty · « **Reply #8995 on:** November 07, 2011, 01:31:58 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on November 07, 2011, 12:52:57 PM

I imagine Wrath's setup sexual encounters are like the prince dude in Homeland. Each white chick is filmed nude by some other white chick and Wrath can choose which ones he wants from the comfort of his ivory couch.

So Wrath is Patrick Bateman?

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #8996 on:** November 07, 2011, 01:32:46 PM »

Now that was a nice and honest op Himuro.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #8997 on:** November 07, 2011, 01:36:49 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on November 07, 2011, 01:27:53 PM

I remember when I first joined gaf. We'd make one sentence long op's. "Hey, anyone get this yet?"

In comparison: my Digital Devil Saga 2 op

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=65717

But that doesn't show your love for the series and it doesn't convince people to buy i... err yeah I love the game!

I think your DDS2 OT is all OTs need to be. Maybe some basic release information, a couple screens and the box art. But that's it.

Himu · « **Reply #8998 on:** November 07, 2011, 01:41:03 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on November 07, 2011, 01:36:49 PM

Quote from: Stringer Bell on November 07, 2011, 01:27:53 PM
I remember when I first joined gaf. We'd make one sentence long op's. "Hey, anyone get this yet?"

In comparison: my Digital Devil Saga 2 op

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=65717

But that doesn't show your love for the series and it doesn't convince people to buy i... err yeah I love the game!

I think your DDS2 OT is all OTs need to be. Maybe some basic release information, a couple screens and the box art. But that's it.

i agree

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=343934

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #8999 on:** November 07, 2011, 01:42:59 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=402046

Yep.

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