I wish I knew about this so I could have submitted
"If a black man gets on the elevator with you and you alone, would you A) Press the button for the next floor even though you've actually got 10 to go B) Falsely relate to said black man and be overly enthusiastic with how comfortable and natural your acting around him C) Force a conversation about the NBA lockout being over and immediately regret it when said black man responds with one of the strongest British accents you've ever heard"