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Momo

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11400 on: December 03, 2011, 07:05:20 AM »
Does it come close to Shinobi 3? I still very actively play my master system/mega drive/saturn/dreamcast =P

Momo

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11401 on: December 03, 2011, 07:42:40 AM »
Will do, I like the difficulty on my action games ramped up to the heavens, thanks!

brob

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11402 on: December 03, 2011, 07:50:08 AM »
thought shinobi was supposed to be shitty?

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sega fanboyism? mainstream press conspiring to tank a good action game?

 :hans1
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brob

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11403 on: December 03, 2011, 08:09:54 AM »
I don't have 3ds so I won't be buying it, but good to know it's worthwhile. saw a video from gamespot's show where the dude was asking a PR rep about the game and he kept nagging about the story. Smh, I couldn't even tell you what the character's name is at gunpoint.

thisismyusername

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11404 on: December 03, 2011, 08:13:34 AM »
Even if you did want one, if you waited this long, why would you buy one before the redesign? Have fun with your nub add-on.

The second nub isn't going to fix the online issues (though Nintendo is going the right direction), the lack of games: When your shilling a 10+ year old port that is now 3D! you've got problems, and general apathy toward the thing. Maybe Super Mario Land 3D shows "good use of the 3D" but too bad Nintendo isn't forcing the demo stations they've put out to use that and are using Super Street Fighter 4 --which is decent when not in 3D... and Dead or Alive Dimensions--which is a tolerable port but not great... to show the hardware off.

I know playing online isn't important for most handheld gamers, but playing Mario Kart DS and Pokemon random battles is just a chore. "Do you want to connect to Nintendo Wifi?" Fuck yes I do, why else would I choose random online battle/races in the fucking multiplayer menu, Nintendo? "Okay... connecting... ... ... ... ... ... error: We don't support modern standards. Your router is using those. Too bad!"

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fistfulofmetal

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11405 on: December 03, 2011, 08:25:54 AM »
who is lemurs?
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Don Flamenco

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11406 on: December 03, 2011, 09:25:39 AM »
It's not outstanding or anything, but it's a really good action game.

As for why its metacritic is hovering around 70 or w/e, well, it's a hard game, it's a handheld game, and it's kind of an ugly game.  For the games media, those things are all problems. 

So yeah I guess if you play Metacritic and not games, go play Uncharted 3 and Skyward Sword and give this a pass.


my conspiracy theory is that they bash on low profile games to make it look like they're doing their jobs.  or occam's razor-- they suck at anything without breadcrumb trails and regenerating health and are the types of people who don't stop to think that it's a problem with their own skills. 

brob

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11407 on: December 03, 2011, 09:44:00 AM »
God Hand

"requires player input for fun to be had. 2/10" -IGN

Momo

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11408 on: December 03, 2011, 09:54:47 AM »
I recall some journalist giving Football Manager a very low score simply cause he cant be arsed to try and understand football

brob

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11409 on: December 03, 2011, 10:04:02 AM »
I think that was IGN and they complained you couldn't play it like fifa. good times.

Don Flamenco

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11410 on: December 03, 2011, 11:29:22 AM »
goes through my head when I read any intense, long gaf/game forum debate:


Vizzys

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11411 on: December 03, 2011, 11:45:32 AM »
danga zone
萌え~

Don Flamenco

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11412 on: December 03, 2011, 11:53:46 AM »
evilore is like...the Pele of anal.

Narag

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11413 on: December 03, 2011, 12:53:12 PM »
evilore is like...the Pele of anal.

Figured that'd been someone here. I've misread this community entirely. :-\
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The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11414 on: December 03, 2011, 12:57:18 PM »
Pele of Anal. :lol

Archer :bow
Unzip

brob

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11415 on: December 03, 2011, 01:27:06 PM »
I'm getting a lot of 503s on gaf now ;_; There is a SF tournament going, I need easy access to USD evilore!!  >:( :maf :( :'(

Don Flamenco

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11416 on: December 03, 2011, 01:36:41 PM »
Pele of Anal. :lol

Archer :bow


archer is incredible.  I'm glad those guys leveled up into something better than typical adult swim humor AND managed to break H Jon Benjamin out of "oh hey, it's coach mcguirk" typecast

ZephyrFate

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11417 on: December 03, 2011, 02:14:03 PM »
We should start a tontine.

CajoleJuice

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11418 on: December 03, 2011, 03:26:10 PM »
AMC

Hitler Stole My Potato

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11419 on: December 03, 2011, 03:35:57 PM »
Someone talkin' about Pele?
Tacos

fistfulofmetal

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Phoenix Dark

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Broseidon

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11422 on: December 03, 2011, 07:41:32 PM »
Pic no work.
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Phoenix Dark

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Himu

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11424 on: December 03, 2011, 07:47:14 PM »
god i forgot how hot catz was

fuck
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Himu

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11425 on: December 03, 2011, 07:49:23 PM »
rofl remember that game life shit

and then amanda from game life joins gaf

and then ends up at oa

lmao
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11426 on: December 03, 2011, 07:52:29 PM »
I remember Waychel signing up at an old forum I used to frequent because I had hot linked that pic of her licking a PSP  :lol

She seemed cool. Oh how I was wrong
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Himu

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11427 on: December 03, 2011, 07:53:08 PM »
lmao abrader

that dude lmao
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fistfulofmetal

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11428 on: December 03, 2011, 07:55:21 PM »
well isn't that something
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Phoenix Dark

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Himu

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11430 on: December 03, 2011, 08:00:24 PM »
lmao abrader

that dude lmao

 ???

He used to post at the bore, and then snapped. I don't know what did it, but I remember him complaining about the "fanboys".
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Broseidon

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11431 on: December 03, 2011, 08:04:58 PM »
bent

BlueTsunami

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11432 on: December 03, 2011, 08:06:01 PM »
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y159/yukoerm/lemur3.jpg

or
http://opa-ages.com/forums/topic/45994-post-pics-of-oa-bitches-looking-good-here/page__view__findpost__p__907616
(the asian chick)

either work? Pic works fine for me

Look at that camera, clearly from a post 2005 Earth!

I remember harassing Lemurs for a time when I first started getting down on forums. God I was a doofus.
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Himu

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11433 on: December 03, 2011, 08:06:26 PM »
His tag is obsidian fan and his avatar is a cartoon rat.

hey bebpo, sure you want to be attached to obsidian?
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fistfulofmetal

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11434 on: December 03, 2011, 08:13:38 PM »
so whats the story with this asian girl
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Don Flamenco

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11435 on: December 03, 2011, 08:15:02 PM »
bunk beds, sleeping bags, and clothes that would make a whore blush.  God tier jail bait

Himu

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11436 on: December 03, 2011, 08:15:41 PM »
so whats the story with this asian girl

she claimed to be 14 for like half a decade

fake joke character
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BlueTsunami

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11437 on: December 03, 2011, 08:16:32 PM »
bunk beds, sleeping bags, and clothes that would make a whore blush.  God tier jail bait

Isn't she Filipino too? Its almost like she's a character made for frustrated Gaffers
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fistfulofmetal

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11438 on: December 03, 2011, 08:19:44 PM »
well i'm not really into asians anyway so whatevs.
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Phoenix Dark

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OptimoPeach

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11440 on: December 03, 2011, 08:23:53 PM »
lol abrader. Wish I saved that clown's yearbook picture
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Broseidon

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11441 on: December 03, 2011, 08:24:10 PM »
His tag is obsidian fan and his avatar is a cartoon rat.

hey bebpo, sure you want to be attached to obsidian?

What's the dealio, Himumu?  :-\
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Himu

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11442 on: December 03, 2011, 08:46:56 PM »
you cheezmo?
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Broseidon

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11443 on: December 03, 2011, 09:01:11 PM »
...

Do you read this thread?

Yes.
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Himu

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11444 on: December 03, 2011, 09:08:50 PM »
what are your past avatars as cheezmo

cuz it ain't ringin' a bell, mayne
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Broseidon

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11445 on: December 03, 2011, 09:19:05 PM »
bent

Himu

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11446 on: December 03, 2011, 09:20:21 PM »
aight, i know you.
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Broseidon

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11447 on: December 03, 2011, 09:22:45 PM »
At least I haven't changed my name.

I hate when people do that on GAF. Have to search their old posts and see if they were quoted with their old name to remember who they are.
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Himu

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11448 on: December 03, 2011, 09:23:51 PM »
don't hate on the icehouse, breh
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Tasty

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11449 on: December 03, 2011, 10:33:48 PM »
don't hate on the icehouse, breh

I remember you certainly did. You threw a hissy fit at the mods when it happened. ::)

Himu

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11450 on: December 03, 2011, 10:37:40 PM »
don't hate on the icehouse, breh

I remember you certainly did. You threw a hissy fit at the mods when it happened. ::)

i sure as fuck did

heresy

hito broke the homojapual bible
IYKYK

Himu

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11451 on: December 03, 2011, 10:40:22 PM »
don flemenco had a name change. don't know who his original name is.
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Olivia Wilde Homo

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11452 on: December 03, 2011, 11:01:27 PM »
He was Kranz Fafka.  Also had a Low G Man avatar with a yellow background iirc
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Broseidon

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11453 on: December 04, 2011, 05:35:04 AM »
This "cheeseburger" thread is a fucking trainwreck.
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Broseidon

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11454 on: December 04, 2011, 05:55:05 AM »
There's "distinguished black fellow" and "cigarillo" all over dat bitch.
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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11455 on: December 04, 2011, 06:35:17 AM »
I still don't understand how saying cheeseburger is any different than saying one is gay. You say X is gay, not X is homosexual because saying homosexual makes it sound like you're a fucking anthropologist discussing a rarely seen species. You say cheeseburger because transgendered is the same thing, but you're talking about a real person not a case study so you don't use clinical words.

Timber

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11456 on: December 04, 2011, 07:35:57 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=33144197&postcount=76

Dude almost makes me want to visit.
He feels the need to defend his country as if it were a PS3.
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cool breeze

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11457 on: December 04, 2011, 07:43:15 AM »
honestly, I hear cheeseburger used as often for manual transmission as I do for transgendered.

Broseidon

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11458 on: December 04, 2011, 07:48:06 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=33144197&postcount=76

Dude almost makes me want to visit.
He feels the need to defend his country as if it were a PS3.

Better than the other way around. See too much of that on GAF the Internet.
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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11459 on: December 04, 2011, 07:53:53 AM »
Better than the other way around. See too much of that on GAF the Internet.

And at least half of the time it's coming from nib95.


http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=454306 They've outdone themselves here.
w/e