Author Topic: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread (Read 6035095 times)

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #12240 on:** December 20, 2011, 11:23:25 PM »

GAF is so boring.

Momo · « **Reply #12241 on:** December 21, 2011, 12:04:38 AM »

On GAF people will fight over a shit covered pickle that fell out of a dirty poor hobo's ass. Why? Just cause it's there and it's something to do.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #12242 on:** December 21, 2011, 12:51:17 AM »

Fuck Sculli and his thread. One of the worst posters on GAF with horrible taste

etiolate · « **Reply #12243 on:** December 21, 2011, 12:58:18 AM »

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/35jjcb/
http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/35jiat/

Hock · « **Reply #12244 on:** December 21, 2011, 01:12:06 AM »

All of the gaming jokes are awful. Way to take the fun out of the meme by bringing actual console wars shit into it.

etiolate · « **Reply #12245 on:** December 21, 2011, 01:18:24 AM »

yah the console war ones suck and there's a few "YOU JUST MADE THESE MEMES CUZ U R NOT SMART NUFF TO BEAT ME IN ARGUMENT" ones too

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #12246 on:** December 21, 2011, 02:12:56 AM »

Lately? He's been doing this shit for like half a decade smh

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #12247 on:** December 21, 2011, 07:10:07 AM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on December 20, 2011, 11:08:32 PM

These people make me sick.

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=33634672&postcount=258

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=33634706&postcount=264

Veidt used to post here too right?

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #12248 on:** December 21, 2011, 07:11:26 AM »

Quote from: etiolate on December 21, 2011, 12:58:18 AM

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/35jjcb/
http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/35jiat/

brob · « **Reply #12249 on:** December 21, 2011, 07:17:48 AM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on December 21, 2011, 07:10:07 AM

Veidt used to post here too right?

he did. the bore even facilitated his name change, and then he just ups and leaves :'(

Cheebo · « **Reply #12250 on:** December 21, 2011, 07:51:33 AM »

Quote from: Count Drugula The Satanic on December 21, 2011, 02:05:10 AM

I'm usually cool with Sculli, but lately he's been pissing me off with all that annoying blind Spielberg fanboyism. Spielberg was the best filmmaker of the last decade? Are you fucking serious!?

He is always been that way. Director fanboy at its finest. The gaming side mentality over in the GAF movie threads is so painfully annoying. He (and others of his ilk) only care about who made the movie and if its a director they are a fanboy of its OMGBESTMOVIEEVER and trash anything else that may be seen as competition.

Expendable is just as annoying in his own way, thinking he is Mr. Film Journalist on the cutting edge of indie cinema just because he has a stupid site nobody reads where he just copys and pastes trailers and press releases from other sites. He used to IM Shake all the time begging him to write more articles for his dumb site.

Cheebo · « **Reply #12251 on:** December 21, 2011, 08:18:07 AM »

Quote from: Count Drugula The Satanic on December 21, 2011, 08:15:04 AM

Seriously?

That Expendable got pissy when I said that him advertising his site all the time is getting bothersome, he posted "I don't even have to cause Ebert totally reads it all the time". I replied with "cool then you can stop linking it all the time" and he left the thread

Film-GAF is pretty weird in how they talk about film all of the time when all they talk about is blockbusters, same goes for music age in a way. The only community that seems to encompass everything is the gaming dols which shouldn't come as a surprise since it is a gaming forum. Film-Bore and Music-Bore is most definitely on another level

Yeah. He even asked me to write for his site.

Expendable posts at the IMDB boards too spamming the exact same topics word for word he posts at gaf just in a desperate attempt to get hits for his site. I bet he does it at a bunch of other boards too.

Solo · « **Reply #12252 on:** December 21, 2011, 08:21:51 AM »

Film GAF has two distinct prongs. The majority are posters who mostly discuss mainstream shit (like myself), and then there is a sect in the Movies You Have Seen Recently thread that comes off as rather pretentious artsy types. And not much middle ground. I agree that its a cesspool, but its one I enjoy swimming in

Cheebo · « **Reply #12253 on:** December 21, 2011, 08:25:30 AM »

Quote from: Solo on December 21, 2011, 08:21:51 AM

Film GAF has two distinct prongs. The majority are posters who mostly discuss mainstream shit (like myself), and then there is a sect in the Movies You Have Seen Recently thread that comes off as rather pretentious artsy types. And not much middle ground. I agree that its a cesspool, but its one I enjoy swimming in

You gotta admit Sculli and Expendable knows jack shit about movies. They are idiots of the first degree.

Expendable made me an account to write on his dumb site just to shut up him and get him to stop asking me to write for him. I think I am still getting staff e-mails from him for his site.

Edit: Haha I am still on his staff e-mail list

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Jordan Raup said:

Hey everyone,

Had a new idea for a feature. I think we all use or have used
flickchart. We each have a list of the "best" movies we haven't
seen. I was thinking we could have different rounds and we each
watch the number one movie we haven't seen (so everyones would
be different) then we write up a short one or two paragraph
response about what we thought. It could be a weekly or
bi-weekly thing and everyone that wants to be in it can be. We
could have like five movies per post and each talk about them. I
think it would be pretty cool, let me know what you think!

Solo · « **Reply #12254 on:** December 21, 2011, 08:30:14 AM »

Quote from: Count Drugula The Satanic on December 21, 2011, 08:22:58 AM

I only really enjoy the threads the nolan crowd show up in cause that's a funny bunch right there.

I can never help myself from giving them a poke

Quote from: Cheebo on December 21, 2011, 08:25:30 AM

You gotta admit Sculli and Expendable knows jack shit about movies. They are idiots of the first degree.

Expendable just shills for his site. But I really like Sculli though. Yes, he is a Spielberg/Cameron fanboy, but I think hes great when not on either subject, and it would be hypocritical for me to rail on him for his biases since I have my own which I champion at GAF.

Cheebo · « **Reply #12255 on:** December 21, 2011, 08:33:20 AM »

Quote from: Solo on December 21, 2011, 08:30:14 AM

But I really like Sculli though. Yes, he is a Spielberg/Cameron fanboy, but I think hes great when not on either subject, and it would be hypocritical for me to rail on him for his biases since I have my own which I champion at GAF.

But that is basically all he talks about, outside of blockbusters. He acts like he is a Spielberg historian and a film expert when basically all he watches is blockbusters. I think the only non-blockbusters he talks about are the dramas Spielberg directs. I can't listen to someones opinion on a film when he is so obsessed in his little Cameron/Spielberg world and basically unwilling to pay attention to anything else unless its a blockbuster and/or in 3D yet go around pretending to be some sort of movie expert.

If he stopped thinking he was Pauline Kael when only watching movies that fit his own little fanboy world he'd be way more tolerable. Movie-GAF died when TVC/White Man basically stopped posting in those threads. The fanboys took over.

Solo · « **Reply #12256 on:** December 21, 2011, 08:45:56 AM »

Its gonna be a great year whatever you're into. All the blockbusters, new QT, new Malick, new Cuaron, new PTA, Cogan's trade, Argo, etc. I can't recall a year since about 2007 that had as many potentially awesome releases.

Solo · « **Reply #12257 on:** December 21, 2011, 08:53:37 AM »

Moreso than in previous years, Ive been let down by some of the 2011 released indie/artsy stuff that was being raved about.

Solo · « **Reply #12258 on:** December 21, 2011, 08:58:55 AM »

The one that really stands out is Martha Marcy May Marlene. And blasphemous though it may be, I was only lukewarm on Tree of Life.

Cheebo · « **Reply #12259 on:** December 21, 2011, 09:05:05 AM »

Quote from: Solo on December 21, 2011, 08:53:37 AM

Moreso than in previous years, Ive been let down by some of the 2011 released indie/artsy stuff that was being raved about.

I am hoping The Artist lives up to the raves. That opens here this Friday. I loved the trailer.

Solo · « **Reply #12260 on:** December 21, 2011, 09:06:21 AM »

So do I. But I hate limited releases - shit never comes here :'( I wanted to check out Shame, but noooooooooo, Solo must wait for Bluray

Cheebo · « **Reply #12261 on:** December 21, 2011, 09:06:56 AM »

Speaking of which, Solo have you seen Michel Hazanavicius's (director of The Artist) two Connery-era James Bond spoof films? They star the same leads as The Artist and are fantastic. You'd love them.

Solo · « **Reply #12262 on:** December 21, 2011, 09:08:57 AM »

OSS 117? No, but Ive been meaning to

Cheebo · « **Reply #12263 on:** December 21, 2011, 09:09:52 AM »

Quote from: Solo on December 21, 2011, 09:08:57 AM

OSS 117? No, but Ive been meaning to

Do that now now now. They were basically made for you.

Solo · « **Reply #12264 on:** December 21, 2011, 09:10:51 AM »

You say theres a second one? Whats the name? Would be worth tracking down over Xmas.

Cheebo · « **Reply #12265 on:** December 21, 2011, 09:14:18 AM »

Quote from: Solo on December 21, 2011, 09:10:51 AM

You say theres a second one? Whats the name? Would be worth tracking down over Xmas.

OSS 117: Cairo, Nest of Spies (2006)
OSS 117: Lost in Rio (2009)

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #12266 on:** December 21, 2011, 09:15:39 AM »

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/35jjmo/

lol

although, on that note, i saw some thread the other day where someone said something sexist and a bunch of anime avatars were like "i wish dragona was still here." fun to read in a whiny, nasally nerd voice

Cheebo · « **Reply #12267 on:** December 21, 2011, 09:17:00 AM »

Quote from: Count Drugula The Satanic on December 21, 2011, 09:16:24 AM

Those OSS movies are also easy to find on the internet with plenty of seeders for the bluray, so go for it if you don't mind being a dirty pirate.

They are also on netflix instant watch, I saw them that way.

The director said if he does a third OSS 117 it will be set in the 70's and be more of a spoof of the Roger Moore style Bond movies like Moonraker. I hope he does it.

Solo · « **Reply #12268 on:** December 21, 2011, 09:20:45 AM »

Thanks guys! I needed some holiday viewing!

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #12269 on:** December 21, 2011, 09:23:02 AM »

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/35jjg9/

ok last one, i swear

Owl-faced Wizard · « **Reply #12270 on:** December 21, 2011, 09:31:34 AM »

I feel really bad for that template photo guy.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #12271 on:** December 21, 2011, 10:36:00 AM »

Quote from: Solo on December 21, 2011, 08:45:56 AM

Its gonna be a great year whatever you're into. All the blockbusters, new QT, new Malick, new Cuaron, new PTA, Cogan's trade, Argo, etc. I can't recall a year since about 2007 that had as many potentially awesome releases.

Cuaron's doing another scifi movie?

Cheebo · « **Reply #12272 on:** December 21, 2011, 10:43:39 AM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on December 21, 2011, 10:36:00 AM

Quote from: Solo on December 21, 2011, 08:45:56 AM
Its gonna be a great year whatever you're into. All the blockbusters, new QT, new Malick, new Cuaron, new PTA, Cogan's trade, Argo, etc. I can't recall a year since about 2007 that had as many potentially awesome releases.

Cuaron's doing another scifi movie?

it stars Sandra Bullock though. $:-\$ Almost entirely solo too, like Sam Rockwell in Moon.

brob · « **Reply #12273 on:** December 21, 2011, 10:44:43 AM »

Sandra Bullock is charming as all fuck.

Momo · « **Reply #12274 on:** December 21, 2011, 10:47:56 AM »

Sandra Bullock is awful

thisismyusername · « **Reply #12275 on:** December 21, 2011, 10:53:37 AM »

Quote from: Mupepe on December 19, 2011, 02:41:38 PM

Nothing in particular. He responds to almost every thread and is just an opinionated, uninformed douchebag. Beyond that his posting style is just annoying. And ever since I saw his pictures in that stupid thread about getting to know gaffers I hate him even more.

I'm a korean. Did I tell you guys I'm korean? Here's a picture of me drunk in Vegas, and I'm KOREAN.

Quote from: demi on December 19, 2011, 03:46:53 PM

Quote from: thisismyusername on December 19, 2011, 01:04:01 PM
Quote from: demi on December 19, 2011, 11:52:56 AM
Bears get hotter with age.

I dunno, isn't the specific gay term for bears "fat and hairy" as the description? Really hairy men are unappealing. Thousands of backhair.jpg's here.

Sure. Frost is under that umbrella. I prefer specific body type and hair amount. I have specific tastes just the same as anyone else.

Hey, I ain't knocking you, demi. Fat and hairy dudes just aren't my thing.

But seriously: Compare Simon Pegg from Spaced to Shawn of the Dead. He still looks decent, now compare him to like Mission Impossible, where he looks bad. I'm not sure if he lost weight to look less "geeky" for MI but it's really weird and terrible looking.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

I don't even like either of them like that, why the hell a I arguing this?

[close]

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on December 19, 2011, 10:45:53 PM

Quote from: Brobzoid on December 19, 2011, 08:09:16 PM
you not into kinky/arab porn?

I'd like to think that Andrex isn't into anything porn.

It's okay, his balls haven't drop--

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on December 20, 2011, 01:11:54 AM

Quote from: AWESOM-O on December 20, 2011, 12:17:46 AM
Andrex doesn't fap. Pretty sure that's well known.

He hasn't hit puberty yet.

--damn it.

Quote from: demi on December 20, 2011, 07:50:54 AM

Quote from: Andrex on December 20, 2011, 01:40:07 AM
I'm not old, hairy, and fat, so it probably wouldn't be what you guys are into anyways.

That's just me : )

Andrex would start stripping from him Pokemon PJ's.

Maybe want.

Quote from: Brobzoid on December 21, 2011, 10:44:43 AM

Sandra Bullock is charming as all fuck.

I really really don't get all the hate for Bullock. Sure, she's had some terrible films (that one movie I'm forgetting that she got a razzie and accepted it for), and isn't an amazing actress... but she's better than some actresses that are/were popular. I mean do we really need more Megan Fox in films because she's "hot" and that's what a movie needs?

brob · « **Reply #12276 on:** December 21, 2011, 10:59:27 AM »

She did demolition man.

Sandra Bullock

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #12277 on:** December 21, 2011, 11:03:33 AM »

brob · « **Reply #12278 on:** December 21, 2011, 11:04:46 AM »

kawaii~

brob · « **Reply #12279 on:** December 21, 2011, 11:11:10 AM »

wasn't that some racist-ass oscar pandering crap anyway?

Himu · « **Reply #12280 on:** December 21, 2011, 11:13:13 AM »

SANDRA BULLOCK

SPEED

DEMOLITION MAN

brob · « **Reply #12281 on:** December 21, 2011, 11:13:46 AM »

*dap*

thisismyusername · « **Reply #12282 on:** December 21, 2011, 11:19:22 AM »

Quote from: Count Drugula The Satanic on December 21, 2011, 11:09:01 AM

I neither hate nor love her, I just thought she was bad in that shitty movie.

I'm not saying you in particular. Just the internet in general is all "Sandra Bullock

" and it's like "really, dudes, you want more Megan Fox/other actresses that can't really act? $:-\$ "

Quote from: Brobzoid on December 21, 2011, 11:11:10 AM

wasn't that some racist-ass oscar pandering crap anyway?

Kinda. I think it's yet another "LOL WHITE/BLACK PEOPLE RELATIONS" movie, but not a comedy like "Guess Who's Coming to Dinner"'s remake. Which brings up another movie/industry topic about race relations but I don't really want to get into it.

Himu · « **Reply #12283 on:** December 21, 2011, 11:21:53 AM »

Sandra Bullock >>> all those women

She was HOT in the 90's and starred in MUCH better movies

thisismyusername · « **Reply #12284 on:** December 21, 2011, 11:40:11 AM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on December 21, 2011, 11:21:53 AM

Sandra Bullock >>> all those women

She was HOT in the 90's and starred in MUCH better movies

This fucking thread...

Momo · « **Reply #12285 on:** December 21, 2011, 12:25:50 PM »

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #12286 on:** December 21, 2011, 12:33:27 PM »

That clip is awesome because she actually uses a mouse.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #12287 on:** December 21, 2011, 03:59:38 PM »

Anyone so obsessed with blockbuster 3D films can't be trusted. I love how Sculli trumpets his love for Munich as if it proves he has some depth

Cheebo · « **Reply #12288 on:** December 21, 2011, 04:12:27 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 21, 2011, 03:59:38 PM

Anyone so obsessed with blockbuster 3D films can't be trusted. I love how Sculli trumpets his love for Munich as if it proves he has some depth

It's like his one and only go to movie to prove he watches dramas.

His 3D obsession is creepy. He comes across like he is on the verge of tears in that Star Trek thread because JJ Abrams doesn't give a shit about 3D. He went from hyping the movie in like every thread to hating it purely because it won't be filmed in 3D.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #12289 on:** December 21, 2011, 04:34:32 PM »

He wants tech demos, and films to basically be videogames. There is no other way to describe someone who honestly thinks Avatar is a great film.

Mupepe · « **Reply #12290 on:** December 21, 2011, 05:35:44 PM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on December 21, 2011, 10:53:37 AM

Quote from: Mupepe on December 19, 2011, 02:41:38 PM
Nothing in particular. He responds to almost every thread and is just an opinionated, uninformed douchebag. Beyond that his posting style is just annoying. And ever since I saw his pictures in that stupid thread about getting to know gaffers I hate him even more.

I'm a korean. Did I tell you guys I'm korean? Here's a picture of me drunk in Vegas, and I'm KOREAN.

This was so spot on that I read the first two sentences and was like "oh no, that fucking douchebag posts here" until I realized "oh wait, he's making fun of him. thank god"

Broseidon · « **Reply #12291 on:** December 21, 2011, 06:00:37 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on December 21, 2011, 05:35:44 PM

Quote from: thisismyusername on December 21, 2011, 10:53:37 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on December 19, 2011, 02:41:38 PM
Nothing in particular. He responds to almost every thread and is just an opinionated, uninformed douchebag. Beyond that his posting style is just annoying. And ever since I saw his pictures in that stupid thread about getting to know gaffers I hate him even more.

I'm a korean. Did I tell you guys I'm korean? Here's a picture of me drunk in Vegas, and I'm KOREAN.
This was so spot on that I read the first two sentences and was like "oh no, that fucking douchebag posts here" until I realized "oh wait, he's making fun of him. thank god"

I did the fucking same!

thisismyusername · « **Reply #12292 on:** December 21, 2011, 07:53:49 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on December 21, 2011, 05:35:44 PM

Quote from: thisismyusername on December 21, 2011, 10:53:37 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on December 19, 2011, 02:41:38 PM
Nothing in particular. He responds to almost every thread and is just an opinionated, uninformed douchebag. Beyond that his posting style is just annoying. And ever since I saw his pictures in that stupid thread about getting to know gaffers I hate him even more.

I'm a korean. Did I tell you guys I'm korean? Here's a picture of me drunk in Vegas, and I'm KOREAN.
This was so spot on that I read the first two sentences and was like "oh no, that fucking douchebag posts here" until I realized "oh wait, he's making fun of him. thank god"

That's his shtick, basically. Every post he has to mention his Korean blood. I dunno what his problem is: Small penis/complex but he needs to really shut up about it when it isn't relevant to the discussion.

Quote from: Broseidon on December 21, 2011, 06:00:37 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on December 21, 2011, 05:35:44 PM
Quote from: thisismyusername on December 21, 2011, 10:53:37 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on December 19, 2011, 02:41:38 PM
Nothing in particular. He responds to almost every thread and is just an opinionated, uninformed douchebag. Beyond that his posting style is just annoying. And ever since I saw his pictures in that stupid thread about getting to know gaffers I hate him even more.

I'm a korean. Did I tell you guys I'm korean? Here's a picture of me drunk in Vegas, and I'm KOREAN.
This was so spot on that I read the first two sentences and was like "oh no, that fucking douchebag posts here" until I realized "oh wait, he's making fun of him. thank god"

I did the fucking same!

Me

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #12293 on:** December 22, 2011, 01:58:53 AM »

Damnit PD every time I see your posts that cat av makes me chuckle.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #12294 on:** December 22, 2011, 02:07:24 AM »

I'm guessing in this thread: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=456368

Sorry gay dudes, you'll always lose the optics war in terms of kissing. There's nothing degrading or bigoted about that opinion

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #12295 on:** December 22, 2011, 02:21:16 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 22, 2011, 02:07:24 AM

I'm guessing in this thread: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=456368

Sorry gay dudes, you'll always lose the optics war in terms of kissing. There's nothing degrading or bigoted about that opinion

I'm not even reading your posts dude, I'm just staring at that cat.

etiolate · « **Reply #12296 on:** December 22, 2011, 02:31:32 AM »

cat avatars always and forever

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #12297 on:** December 22, 2011, 02:35:17 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 22, 2011, 02:07:24 AM

I'm guessing in this thread: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=456368

Sorry gay dudes, you'll always lose the optics war in terms of kissing. There's nothing degrading or bigoted about that opinion

And straight men will always be superficial and wrong, I guess.

etiolate · « **Reply #12298 on:** December 22, 2011, 02:59:54 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=33666851&postcount=8351

DEMI ALERT

Tasty · « **Reply #12299 on:** December 22, 2011, 03:50:30 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=33667725&postcount=216

Sculli being a blind 3D fanboy.

Shouldn't be surprised I guess.

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Author Topic: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread (Read 6035095 times)