Author Topic: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread (Read 6100578 times)

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #17760 on:** March 26, 2012, 01:51:40 AM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on March 26, 2012, 01:48:25 AM

How many copies have you sold now, Zephyr?

Still not a lot. But I have gotten two reviews so far: 4/5 on both. I should have the sequel done by the end of the month. Kind of a slow burn to get noticed, and I haven't been doing a lot of marketing, aside from word of mouth and such.

Once the sequel is done I'm gonna do another wave of getting exposure out there.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #17761 on:** March 26, 2012, 01:52:17 AM »

Did you publish it digitally or print?

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #17762 on:** March 26, 2012, 01:52:58 AM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on March 26, 2012, 01:52:17 AM

Digital or print?

I have an e-book and paperback available; the reviews were for the e-book version since unless you have a publisher, review sites won't want a paperback copy.

My motto for getting word of mouth out there is "If you liked Inception, read this novel."

But they're pretty different aside from having similar concepts.

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #17763 on:** March 26, 2012, 02:04:28 AM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on March 26, 2012, 01:57:31 AM

Let's get you some better marketing. Do you have a dedicated website for the book? If not, you should. Maybe register some accounts on all the different web forums where you think people who might like your book would post, and then start advertising it there. Maybe drop the price of the first book down to $0.99, and make up the difference in volume + sales of the second book. Tell everyone who has read it to register an account at amazon.com and submit a reader review.

I have a wordpress blog because I don't know anyone who can make spiffy websites for $free.99. I'm dropping the price down for the first novel when the second is up, to around $.99, and I have been asking people who bought it on Amazon to write a review. My friends are busy, sadly. Spring break...

I am thinking of bringing the price down now though, that I think about it.

Timedog · « **Reply #17764 on:** March 26, 2012, 02:13:04 AM »

Will someone ask Demi if it's okay if I shit up this thread constantly reminding people how awesome I am?

Timedog · « **Reply #17765 on:** March 26, 2012, 02:22:36 AM »

ironic meta posts like this ^^^^ are really taking forum poster innovation to new heights.

blame space · « **Reply #17766 on:** March 26, 2012, 02:39:25 AM »

does anyone else feel like they're talking within a context that is devoted to something else entirely?

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #17767 on:** March 26, 2012, 02:52:14 AM »

OH god timedog and blamespace posts back to back, cannot handle dis.

Momo · « **Reply #17768 on:** March 26, 2012, 02:53:20 AM »

This thread isnt about jerking off gais.

Timedog · « **Reply #17769 on:** March 26, 2012, 03:10:39 AM »

Very innovative stuff blame. Good job!

king of the internet · « **Reply #17770 on:** March 26, 2012, 03:47:04 AM »

Quote from: timedog on March 26, 2012, 03:10:39 AM

Very innovative stuff blame. Good job!

Timedog, what are you wearing right now? For some reason I'm envisioning you wearing a black mesh top, with your perky nipples slightly pushing through the fabric. Am I right?

Timedog · « **Reply #17771 on:** March 26, 2012, 03:53:42 AM »

Quote from: king of the internet on March 26, 2012, 03:47:04 AM

Quote from: timedog on March 26, 2012, 03:10:39 AM
Very innovative stuff blame. Good job!

Timedog, what are you wearing right now? For some reason I'm envisioning you wearing a black mesh top, with your perky nipples slightly pushing through the fabric. Am I right?

No, I'm wearing huge baggy sweatpants and a vintage 90's Spokane, WA Parks and Recreation Department t-shirt.

And your mom's pussy 4.25 inches deep.

Timedog · « **Reply #17772 on:** March 26, 2012, 04:23:49 AM »

What's MAF's name in real life and how come he got banned/hates Tyler? I think I was taking a vacation from GAF at the time. Also, he tried to tell me I was dumb for not liking the Otogi demo on the OXM disc, and I never got to give him a comeback. Penis breath.

I'm the best on this forum and at least 3rd best on GAF.

Timedog · « **Reply #17773 on:** March 26, 2012, 04:39:43 AM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on March 26, 2012, 04:30:13 AM

Best in what way?

My life being the most valuable. If my family were to file a wrongful death lawsuit after I died they'd get at least triple the amount a normal mortal would elicit. I am more important and worthwhile than other people are. Everyone else is just a peon who is not fit to kiss by majestic leather high top pumps, or even to touch my magnificent purple cloak.

I'm the best and women wanna touch my dick with their fingers and Special K and Crispix are the most underrated cereals. These are the facts of life.

Timedog · « **Reply #17774 on:** March 26, 2012, 04:51:25 AM »

Quote from: Count Drugula The Satanic on March 26, 2012, 04:45:41 AM

timedog and blame space are nowhere near Phoenix Dark and Shake.

The forced irony in those two supposed "comedians" is what makes them booooooring. They both are like higher brow Methodis's without the unintentional hilarity. PD, Shake, Jin, Mups and Himu >>> timedog and blame space.

HA! You insolent, artless minnow. My power surpasses even the great Federman. Watching you feebly express your own impotence is mildly amusing, even to a being who wields such limitless and perfect potential.

Also, are you perchance SPOD?

Timedog · « **Reply #17775 on:** March 26, 2012, 04:57:35 AM »

Shall I beguile you again with another non-sequitor about my favorite cereals? No, my discussion innovations are ever-changing, and not to be given out with such frivolity to an uncouth clod such as yourself.

Momo · « **Reply #17776 on:** March 26, 2012, 04:57:58 AM »

Jesus Christ stop stinking up this thread worse than it already is

Reb · « **Reply #17777 on:** March 26, 2012, 05:02:16 AM »

leper timedog, ignore awesome-o, ban momo

Momo · « **Reply #17778 on:** March 26, 2012, 05:08:06 AM »

leper everyone, unleper Thomas.

Timedog · « **Reply #17779 on:** March 26, 2012, 05:12:25 AM »

I don't even know what leper is, but leper timedog. Also someone make my T capital, I must have been fucking drunk when making this profile.

Timedog · « **Reply #17780 on:** March 26, 2012, 05:13:19 AM »

Also, STFU Momo I've been here longer than you.

Momo · « **Reply #17781 on:** March 26, 2012, 05:17:15 AM »

Quote from: timedog on March 26, 2012, 05:13:19 AM

Also, STFU Momo I've been here longer than you.

I've been inside vagina longer than you.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #17782 on:** March 26, 2012, 05:26:15 AM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on March 26, 2012, 05:22:02 AM

time dog, you know you can drop the lame forum character here, right?

That's how he normally is.

Timedog · « **Reply #17783 on:** March 26, 2012, 05:54:06 AM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on March 26, 2012, 05:22:02 AM

time dog, you know you can drop the lame forum character here, right?

When have I ever acted like an anime supervillain on GAF? This is all for you guys, my treat.

Quote from: Momo on March 26, 2012, 05:17:15 AM

Quote from: timedog on March 26, 2012, 05:13:19 AM
Also, STFU Momo I've been here longer than you.
I've been inside vagina longer than you.

Must have been a really long vagina. I'm 6'5".

Momo · « **Reply #17784 on:** March 26, 2012, 06:17:30 AM »

Well, ok.

Broseidon · « **Reply #17785 on:** March 26, 2012, 08:11:51 AM »

This thread goes to the strangest places when I'm asleep.

Chinner · « **Reply #17786 on:** March 26, 2012, 08:16:16 AM »

i don't know what to think anymore guys

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #17787 on:** March 26, 2012, 12:06:19 PM »

Less e-drama and panty twisting, more lulzy gaf stuff. Like this thread:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=467730

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17788 on:** March 26, 2012, 12:54:53 PM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on March 26, 2012, 03:21:42 AM

Paging Phoenix Dark:

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=467822

Already addressed it. Lexi made a good post in there about the subject too

Tasty · « **Reply #17789 on:** March 26, 2012, 02:14:43 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=36337564&postcount=50

Guess I shouldn't bring up the fact I still don't have SM3DL.

Himu · « **Reply #17790 on:** March 26, 2012, 02:17:31 PM »

Quote from: Andrex on March 26, 2012, 02:14:43 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=36337564&postcount=50

Guess I shouldn't bring up the fact I still don't have SM3DL.

you made the mario 3d land thread when you didn't have a 3ds, and still don't have mario 3d land?

Are you distinguished mentally-challenged, a shill, or both?

Timedog · « **Reply #17791 on:** March 26, 2012, 02:17:43 PM »

I wish Count Drugula would tell me if he's Spod, and I wish Spod would tell me if he's Count Drugula.

I wish Chinner cared about my PM's.

I wish Drinky Crow was less smart.

I wish someone would recount the drama between Evilore and MAF since I never got to hear it.

I wish all of these things for the good of the website http://www.thebore.com/

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #17792 on:** March 26, 2012, 02:23:45 PM »

Quote from: Andrex on March 26, 2012, 02:14:43 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=36337564&postcount=50

Guess I shouldn't bring up the fact I still don't have SM3DL.

Are you serious?

Beside getting paid to do it, do you have a valid, non-disgusting excuse for doing so?

The "Good photoshop practice" excuse expired 3 years ago when OTs were still under control, FYI.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #17793 on:** March 26, 2012, 02:35:39 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on March 26, 2012, 02:17:31 PM

Quote from: Andrex on March 26, 2012, 02:14:43 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=36337564&postcount=50

Guess I shouldn't bring up the fact I still don't have SM3DL.

you made the mario 3d land thread when you didn't have a 3ds, and still don't have mario 3d land?

Are you distinguished mentally-challenged, a shill, or both?

Nintendo fan

Tasty · « **Reply #17794 on:** March 26, 2012, 02:47:40 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on March 26, 2012, 02:17:31 PM

Quote from: Andrex on March 26, 2012, 02:14:43 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=36337564&postcount=50

Guess I shouldn't bring up the fact I still don't have SM3DL.

you made the mario 3d land thread when you didn't have a 3ds, and still don't have mario 3d land?

Are you distinguished mentally-challenged, a shill, or both?

Just not a fan of bad-looking OTs, really. Offends the fledgling graphic designer in me.

Himu · « **Reply #17795 on:** March 26, 2012, 02:51:07 PM »

You may be gay if...

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #17796 on:** March 26, 2012, 02:55:30 PM »

Quote from: Andrex on March 26, 2012, 02:47:40 PM

Just not a fan of bad-looking OTs, really. Offends the fledgling graphic designer in me.

It's even worse than I imagined. Go stroke your "artistic ego" elsewhere, cigarillo. You and your ilk are a plague.

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #17797 on:** March 26, 2012, 03:11:10 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on March 26, 2012, 12:06:19 PM

Less e-drama and panty twisting, more lulzy gaf stuff. Like this thread:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=467730

oh man.

nothing embodies "she found new dick" more than the OP's experience.

Steve Youngblood · « **Reply #17798 on:** March 26, 2012, 03:12:34 PM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on March 26, 2012, 02:55:30 PM

It's even worse than I imagined. Go stroke your "artistic ego" elsewhere, cigarillo. You and your ilk are a plague.

No, he makes a good point. Look at this:

Look at the shadows on those pictures. Look at the tail on the NeoGAF logo. I shudder to imagine how awful this thread would have been perusing one time (as I do with most OPs) in the hands of someone less capable. Thankfully, a true maestro needlessly stepped up to the plate to make awesome moves like embedding gray text of the user names names in an image next to their avatar to denote which user said what.

Himu · « **Reply #17799 on:** March 26, 2012, 03:17:50 PM »

Quote from: Steve Youngblood on March 26, 2012, 03:12:34 PM

Quote from: Shaka Khan on March 26, 2012, 02:55:30 PM
It's even worse than I imagined. Go stroke your "artistic ego" elsewhere, cigarillo. You and your ilk are a plague.
No, he makes a good point. Look at this:

(Image removed from quote.)

Look at the shadows on those pictures. Look at the tail on the NeoGAF logo. I shudder to imagine how awful this thread would have been perusing one time (as I do with most OPs) in the hands of someone less capable. Thankfully, a true maestro needlessly stepped up to the plate to make awesome moves like embedding gray text of the user names names in an image next to their avatar to denote which user said what.

Ideal op:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=343934

Don't get this make this PR crap.

Steve Youngblood · « **Reply #17800 on:** March 26, 2012, 03:18:35 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on March 26, 2012, 03:17:50 PM

Ideal op:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=343934

Don't get this make this PR crap.

I stopped at Himuro.

Himu · « **Reply #17801 on:** March 26, 2012, 03:19:23 PM »

You should have stopped at "Persona 4"

Tasty · « **Reply #17802 on:** March 26, 2012, 03:20:31 PM »

I never said I make beautiful OTs, I just try to make them look better than they would be otherwise. And I thought we agreed a few months ago that the SM3DL aside from the section on items was an example of a good OT.

Quote from: Stringer Bell on March 26, 2012, 03:17:50 PM

Ideal op:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=343934

Don't get this make this PR crap.

Too long, imo.

Himu · « **Reply #17803 on:** March 26, 2012, 03:21:35 PM »

Information > pretty gwaphics

Steve Youngblood · « **Reply #17804 on:** March 26, 2012, 03:22:20 PM »

Quote from: Andrex on March 26, 2012, 03:20:31 PM

I never said I make beautiful OTs, I just try to make them look better than they would be otherwise. And I thought we agreed a few months ago that the SM3DL aside from the section on items was an example of a good OT.

So, your aspirations as a fledgling graphic designer are to make, what, "better than the terrible OPs you see on GAF"?

Tasty · « **Reply #17805 on:** March 26, 2012, 03:55:41 PM »

Quote from: Steve Youngblood on March 26, 2012, 03:22:20 PM

Quote from: Andrex on March 26, 2012, 03:20:31 PM

I never said I make beautiful OTs, I just try to make them look better than they would be otherwise. And I thought we agreed a few months ago that the SM3DL aside from the section on items was an example of a good OT.
So, your aspirations as a fledgling graphic designer are to make, what, "better than the terrible OPs you see on GAF"?

Of course.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #17806 on:** March 26, 2012, 04:02:22 PM »

Quote from: Andrex on March 26, 2012, 03:20:31 PM

And I thought we agreed a few months ago that the SM3DL aside from the section on items was an example of a good OT.

That was back when we you thought you were stepping up out of genuine interest and excitement for the game. Your motives now, however, are far more questionable.

I'm just hoping that you've finally realized the value of your time, now that you've landed yourself a nice gig. People like you basically give Tyler free stuff and free hits, whilst he's laughing all the way to the bank!

That's not what the founding fathers of this ~~board~~ thread set out to accomplish!

Himu · « **Reply #17807 on:** March 26, 2012, 04:18:46 PM »

the founds of this board were just pissed off we couldn't say the word fuck on gaf.

Powerslave · « **Reply #17808 on:** March 26, 2012, 04:48:48 PM »

wtf, 12 new pages worth of posts?

Someone sum up what happened or else I must read all dat shit by myself.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #17809 on:** March 26, 2012, 04:54:22 PM »

Quote from: Powerslave on March 26, 2012, 04:48:48 PM

wtf, 12 new pages worth of posts?

Someone sum up what happened or else I must read all dat shit by myself.

What Happened:

Shit

Powerslave · « **Reply #17810 on:** March 26, 2012, 04:59:26 PM »

And now I'm up to date.

Broseidon · « **Reply #17811 on:** March 26, 2012, 05:04:58 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=36381389&postcount=4703

parallax · « **Reply #17812 on:** March 26, 2012, 05:48:23 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on March 26, 2012, 03:17:50 PM

Ideal op:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=343934

Don't get this make this PR crap.

i need to play persona 4 one of these days.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #17813 on:** March 26, 2012, 06:00:07 PM »

all I got out of these last 7 odd pages or so is that hpro and koshiba apparently have nudes

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #17814 on:** March 26, 2012, 06:03:41 PM »

u haven't seen the koshiba nudes?

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #17815 on:** March 26, 2012, 06:06:02 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on March 26, 2012, 06:00:07 PM

all I got out of these last 7 odd pages or so is that hpro have nudes

what

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #17816 on:** March 26, 2012, 06:07:01 PM »

here we go again

Lan · « **Reply #17817 on:** March 26, 2012, 06:55:13 PM »

did she send her nudes to Evilore and thats how it leaked? lol

pilonv1 · « **Reply #17818 on:** March 26, 2012, 06:55:42 PM »

all aboard the

train

Bebpo · « **Reply #17819 on:** March 26, 2012, 06:57:11 PM »

did someone say naked gaffers

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Author Topic: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread (Read 6100578 times)