My one, awesome Labyrinth story:
Rainy day recess at gradeschool, one of the teachers pops in Labyrinth to entertain the kids stuck inside. My gradeschool was setup so four classes shared the same area basically. So there's like a hundred kids watching, their teachers and the TAs. Movie rolls along, and then David Bowie shows up with the goblins with those nuthugger pants and all the female teachers literally swoon. There were gasps and giggles and Oh My. One by me suggested they pause the movie.
I didn't understand for years that my teachies were aching for dick.